Here’s a little celebrity I’ve never heard of bikini action. They could be old and they could be new and I really have no fucking clue because I’ve got no idea who this bitch is. I could always IMDB it but why the fuck bother when I have annoying readers with google who can check for themselves if they really fucking care enough to. You can also go through google and let me know when these pics were taken and where they were and who took the pics, cuz I know that I don’t feel like it.

The highlight of these have to be the pasty white dude with a freckle jacket on, but her shit stain under her thigh is pretty hot too.

I have never been into scat, I used to have a weak stomach thinking about the girl who I am slamming shitting, and I remember one day when doing a chick from behind and she started turtle heading, or groundhogging or whatever the fuck you call it when an asshole flares and a turd pokes out and gets sucked back in….

I never talk about shit, this is a new step for me, don’t get used to it, I just had a relevant story I have no problem telling you…I’m honest like that. Speaking of honest this girl is still worth a round in my eyes, even though she’s got stumpy legs that look good for lifting but I have no standards….Cuddles.

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Mickey Avalon is one of those L.A. acts that deserves the attention he’s getting. I like his music so much that I put it up in my stepSHIRT video that was sent into me and 3 of the sites I uploaded the video refused me for not having the rights to use his songs. I’ve been listening to him for awhile, even before he got signed to some label and I decided to email him asking for permission to use his song.

I got a response that they were in Australia doing some show and was given these pics. They may not be as good as a release form to use his song on my video but they are tits and I like tits so I am posting them here.

On a side note, my server just went down for about 2 hours and since I don’t know shit about tech stuff I freaked out, panicked and thought it was all over for the site. I guess I am more attached to this bullshit site than I like to admit. Since I like to think I am too hard to be brought down, I’m back in business and that may suck for you but gives me something to do with myself. Now look at the pics…

For Some Mickey Avalon Music That Will Change Your Life GOGO HERE

For more pics and info of Mickey Avalon in Australia GOGO HERE

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I almost had an ad deal closed today, but then the dude emailed me back telling me that he wasn’t going to go through with it. This has been the story of the site, people are scared to advertise because I post to tits, I say stupid shit, and they don’t want to get their conservative asses in trouble by their conservative companies so it’s better to just tell this homeless looking obese Mexican man in Canada to fuck off than to take a risk and support this shit…I agreed to give him a test plug to see how well the site performs prior to his turning his back on me, I can only assume this is a fuck up because after surfing around their site, it’s pretty fucking offensive, pornographic and trashy….Maybe they don’t know what good content is…either way, I am a man of my word so here is the link. Click this shit as much as you can, blow up their fucking servers if you can just to let them know they made a mistake and I don’t want their fucking money anymore.

Some girls named “Hairy Man” added me to IM today. She told me her name was to deter perverts like me and asked if I thought there was a market for amputee porn paintings she’s been making….I told her that I knew she was a hairy man jerking off while typing to me and that I wanted nothing to do with her/him…but if she/he wanted to send me any stump porn I’d be down, cuz I am experimental like that….If I get pics or a myspace, proving she’s a hot amputee porn producer, you’ll be the first to know…

Here are the links for the day….

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This girl is getting a lot of publicity and that’s ok. I’ve heard that she’s going to be the next Lohan, probably rockin cocaine in the bathroom and ending up in rehab with Lohan before releasing a sex tape of her taking it up the ass from 8 black dudes in party hats, which would be fun to watch, but I can’t help but stare at the size of her head in comparison to her body. It’s like I am watching a cartoon and she’s the fucking star of the show.

I once knew a dude with a massive head, we all thought he was retarded because he used to masturbate in public, it turned out he was just a sexual predator. When he was in high school, he busted all over his chair in History class and the girl who sat in it the next class ended up getting pregnant. I don’t believe that’s actually what happened, because it turned out she was banging the gym teacher but it made for a good story at the time….I think that dude’s in jail now, sometimes I. ask myself what I could have done to help him, actually I don’t because I have no compassion for people who get hard-ons

Speaking of weird fucking faces, here’s a little Heather Graham lookin like a freaky elf you want to fuck…But you’re a virgin and you’d fuck anything with a vagina. Pervert

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I wish life was as easy for me as it was for this whore. She created a myspace from day one and hired some mexican/chinese computer virgins to add as many fucking friends as possible.

She reached over 1,000,000 friends and got a gig modeling for playboy or whatever the fucking whore did. She probably got paid to host parties and be useless because the promoters thought she’d land them a solid turn out. She probably got dudes to send her cash and she probably had some private meetings turning tricks in the back of the local laundry mat all while being a little person.

But none of that really matters. She can spend her days doing nothing, she has some kind of celebrity status, she has enough money to live and she did it all on the computer. Something that I have no ability to do.

Today I realized that Tila Tequila is smarter than me. Consider yourself lucky that you’re not a midget, and if you are, there is hope that men everywhere will jerk off to your myspace pics and add you as a friend too.

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This bitch Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian model who I want to watch have sex. She’s got a hot body and looks good in a bikini. I don’t care if she bought her tits during the russian and if they are made out of potatoes and rationed bread. They could be Radioactive like the boars in Chernobyl and I’d still suck the milk out of them, that is if her plastic surgeon/general in the Russian Army didn’t fuck the pipes up when he was trying to wire her up with a bug to spy on your Americans.

I guess the point of all this is to say that I don’t really write harlequin type erotica and I just did and I think it was a real success. Now you can fuck off.

Bonus – Pics of her Bare Tits

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This bitch Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian model who I want to watch have sex. She’s got a hot body and looks good in a bikini. I don’t care if she bought her tits during the russian and if they are made out of potatoes and rationed bread. They could be Radioactive like the boars in Chernobyl and I’d still suck the milk out of them, that is if her plastic surgeon/general in the Russian Army didn’t fuck the pipes up when he was trying to wire her up with a bug to spy on your Americans.

I guess the point of all this is to say that I don’t really write harlequin type erotica and I just did and I think it was a real success. Now you can fuck off.

Bonus – Pics of her Bare Tits

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I am tired of hearing people call Fergie a tranny. I am sure I am guilty of doing it in the past too, because she is more muscular than me, but that’s not saying much because the fat dude on the motorized cart in Wal Mart is more muscular than me. This bitch dances like a fool all the fucking time and she’s probably replaced her meth addiction with working out. Her clit may be the size of a 2 year old’s cock, or my cock for that matter, but I am pretty fucking sure she’s a girl. She’s got a dress on and that’s good enough for me.

If I was in a bar and she came up to me offering a blowjob for some meth a few years ago, I would have accepted. But that’s not saying much because I have no standards.

What I do know is that the same joke on repeat is called beating the dead horse with your dick and although it may feel good, it’s going to give you Aids. So stop, she’s got a vagina, get over it.

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