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2007

Jan

I am – More Paris Exposed Shit of the Day

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This is a 20 minute video of Paris Hilton in Ibiza from the Paris Exposed Scandal and below you will find a truck load of pictures….This is the list:

70 images leaked from Paris Hilton with shocking pictures, letters and more!

Paris & Her pipes, weed, coke & shrooms
Paris loading up the pipe
Paris high as a kite, trying to eat her hand
Paris high with gorgeous hair
Paris filming herself while shes got the munchies, more of that sexxiez hair
Paris getting high again
Paris is still getting high and higher
Paris is officially high
Nicole Richie eating coke off of a plate
Nicoles coke plate
Paris and Jasons shrooms galore
More of Jason and Paris shrooms
Paris and pipeParis getting high with a joint

Personal Pictures
Paris half naked getting out of a tanning bed
Paris modeling pix
Paris being kissed by some guy
Paris taking a pix of herself
Paris and some guy
Nicole, some chick and Nicky
The attack of the wonky eye & ugly guy
Nicoles cooter, kinda

Misc. Documents
Request for shoes for a photoshoot
Paris’s schedule
Notes about Nick Carter, LAPD and Tara Ried
Interview questions for Paris & Nicky
Paris’s Ohio fake ID
Notes for a fake ID
Nicole Richies Arizona University ID
A card to Paris from Nick
A letter from Paris to Nick

Personal Misc. Photos
Paris mooning you
Paris & Nick Carter
Paris, Nicky, Nicole & some other bitches
Paris, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris, as kids
Paris & Nicole photobooth
Kim Stewart, Someone, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris
Nicole with tall chick
Paris & Nicole in a urinal
Brian, Nicole, someone
Nicole & people
Nicole’s ass
Nicole
Nicole, Nicky & Paris
Nicole, Michael Jackson, Paris
Nicky & Nicole
Paris, Tara, Nicky & Nicole
Paris & Nicole with some dudes
Nicole crying in a chair
Nicky & Paris pose with a crying Nicole
Cisco Adler, butt ass naked, NSFW, PENIS!
Paris & Amanda Lepore, NSFW, PUSS!
Paris getting it in the butt
Paris & Nicole making out! OMG!
Nicole is a pyro
Simple Life Photos
Paris & Nicole working on “The Simple Life” 1
Paris & Nicole Working on “The Simple Life” 2
Paris, Nicole & guys from “The Simple Life”
Paris & Nicole, The Simple Life premiere

Paris & her drugs, again!…
Paris, some guy rolling a joint
Paris, Playboy bitches & a bong
Paris getting high in an elevator
Drug notes from Amsterdam
Paris & Chad Muska stoned out of their small minds
Paris’s drugs
Guy on yacht covered in coke, not baby powder
Coke man 1
Coke man 2
Coke man 3

There is no way that I am not going to be getting sued for posting this shit. I am convinced that her lawyers are reading this before you are and that’s okay, I figure I need the publicity and since I am not worth shit, the lawsuit will bring me nothing but good. I thought this shit was staged but when I start seeing naked pics of other celebs surface and people doing mass amounts of drugs, I can only believe that it’s just rich kids living in excess and Paris being negligent with her shit cuz she’s too busy looking at herself in the mirror.

I guess the fact that they are this rich makes them untouchable and no matter how lame they are, little girls everywhere are eating this up and wishing they could be like this useless slag for a day….So the point of all this is to say that their lives are probably more fun than yours but I am happy I am not them because there is nothing remotely cool about them or what they are doing….and being cool is cooler than being rich. Too bad you’ll never experience either…

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2007

Jan

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe It in 10 Words or Less

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The person who sent this in forget to describe the box in 10 Words or Less, which is a huge part of this feature. But based on her art work she’s too fucking new age for words, she would rather speak in shapes. Wait a minute, I just realized there’s writing on this drawing. Who’s the idiot now….

She also said that I was a misogynist, which is rude because I love women, I just live with 3 in a one room apartment and it’s a little much sometimes. I hate feminists who hate on my like I was a black guy moving into their suburban neighborhood , the fact that I have this feature is a way to celebrate the vagina as art and not as an object to fuck….which is what I tell you to get you to send it nude pics. I’m good like that…. this may be broken english, but it’s almost 6 am and I should probably post celebrity content, it’s what you’re here for. Asshole.

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2007

Jan

I am – Brooke Hogan is Tall of the Day

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I should do sit-ups. Then people will like me. My washboard abs and thick legs will make you want to be my friend and will make girls want to eat out my ass like I was Brooke Hogan. That’s the attitude she had and look at her now. She cut the ice cream out of her diet and cut the rippling muscles on her back, trying to be a sex symbol all while looking more and more like her dad. It’s working, because she may not have style, personality or talent…but she’s got her dad’s trashy genes and a set of his Hulkamania workout shorts and that’s all that matters to you.

Let’s face the facts here, Hulk Hogan was your first gay experience. Watching his oiled body and his rippling muscles when you were a kid was probably the gayest thing you’ve ever done in your life….watching him take hit after hit while walking away a hero…putting Macho Man Randy Savage and Andre the Giant to shame while wearing smaller panties than your mom…..Speaking of Andre the Giant, how fucking tall this this bitch….

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2007

Jan

I am – Andria Jolie – Hot Blogger of the Day

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I don’t get many emails. Other blogs hate me. Which is okay because I hate them. Then one day someone emailed me from a blog calling herself Andria Jolie and I got annoyed. I figure the world has one celebrity blogger who ripped off a celebrity’s name, why do we need another one. I said that I was going to be legally change my name to Lionel Lohan so that I can get readers too. Anyway, she started commenting on this site and emailing me stories to post and shit like that and I didn’t really bother with her. From my experience most girls on the internet are ugly and most girls on the internet long enough to blog, are faggots who think they are 16 year old girls or have obesity issues or are stay at home mom’s. I think there may have been one or two bull dykes too, but no one really pays attention to them. Andria Jolie wrote me saying that people aren’t linking her because she’s not gay. I told her that I would link her if she was hot enough to have sex with. She sent in these pics. She is the brunette. She’s hot enough to have sex with. I lost the bet. So now I have to link her. Unfortunately I can’t ejaculate in her, but that’s a whole other impotency story that you’ve heard too many times. That just goes to show you that looks go along way with me. I am a superficial asshole and I just made you famous, bitch.

Visit Andria Jolie and Read Her Blog and Sexually Harass Her GO

If you’re a hot blogger send in pics and I’ll make you famous…bitch.

Bonus – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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2007

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate that I think my site is the best site on the internet but it is. I have nothing more to say about that.

I went to a car show today and say Jewish dudes complain about wanting to see cars he can buy in the custom car area while dirty french people were taking family portraits with the custom cars for 20 dollars each. A kid feel off the escalator when I was there and died. He was 17. RIP.

Speaking of dying, here are some links to get you through this lonely friday night. Cuddles….

Some Dude Died on Set in Toronto for a Samuel L. Jackson Movie because it was just that bad….
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Diesel.com’s Marketing Strategy is that Someone Sleazy Hijacked their Site. Lots of Underwear and ass
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Katie Lohmann Hurricane Relief Bikini Car Wash
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This shirt has Tits on It
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Don’t Get Arrested in Egypt
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Hipster with a busted face, black bra and stained shirt…
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Fez and Hyde Had a Brunette Baby who you’d love to fuck.
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Some Hot Model
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Bijou Philips has Aids
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F-List Celebrities Named Simon Rex Get Hotter Girls That You Ever Will….And Drinks Corona Like a Lady on the Beach. And Used to Star in Gay Jerk Off Videos called Young, Hard and Solo, What a waste of primo cunt.
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A whole lot of galleries of chicks being sluts
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Sharon Stone’s Nipples Through Her Shirt…Just Like Your Mom
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Will Ferrell Mac Ad Because He’s a Fucking Loser. I don’t care what you say, I hate this fuck
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Kylie Minogue Sings a Song that isn’t about her Breast Cancer, if that was in poor taste…deal with it
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American Idol Rejects
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Hungarian Riot VIdeo
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Girl in the shower VIdeo
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Tobasco in the Eye Video. Idiot.
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Looking Amazing Sweethearts
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Adrienne Curry Gallery
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Paris Hilton Ibiza Party Video 1
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Paris Hilton Ibiza Party Video 2
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Paris Hilton Ibiza Party Video 3
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Paris Hilton Ibiza Party Video 4
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Paris Hilton Ibiza Party Video 5
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A bunch of college chicks because college chicks are cooler than working chicks
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Most Embarrassing On Stage Moments
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Some Victoria Silvstedt Tits I’ve Probably Already Posted
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I would raw dog Sienna Miller
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Jenna Jameson has Bigger Tits Than Me
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Some Holly Valance Looking Good Pictures
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Mariah Carey Does Non-Nude Playboy Shoot to Draw More Attention to Herself
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Old Lohan Personal Pics from When She Was Cool
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This site has stuff you’ll like.
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L.A. Hipster Videos….
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Some MTV Show Called Engaged and Underage…Another One of Their Great Ideas
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Little Brown Fucking Machines Network
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Celebrity Nip Slips
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Sexy Mud Fights
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Disney’s Year of a Million Dreams
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Kimberly Kane – 19th Floor is Naked
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Robin Williams Does as Many Accents in 60 seconds
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This is Called Angelina Tit Fuck – NSFW
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This will get girls talking to you, but you’ll have to invite them home yourself. Loser
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2007

Jan

I am – Rachel Hunter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Rachel Hunter in a Bikini is something I hold close to my heart. In 1989 she was in a Sports Illustrated 20th Anniversary special and was one of the girls who rocked a sheer bathing suit. This was a time before porn was as available as it is today and I was about 20 at the time and stole it from my Neighbor. I think that video saw more of my seed than my wife ever has….It was a different era.

Speaking of seed, Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart, she filled his tall blonde model of a woman mold that he seems to live by, and he filled her with his seed. I have a specific type of woman too, and that’s one who has genitals, or anything that can double as a vagina, but I have no standards…..

Speaking of no standards, this bitch may be washed up, but I’d still giver he a piece of my massive flacid peen and by massive I mean buried in my cardiovascular disease candidate of a gut.

The positive in all this is that she looks nothing like his daughter who looks like her face was run over by daddy’s Bentley in between ripping lines of supermodel pussies and writing shitty music.

This post may or may not sound like every other post I’ve written, but I don’t have enough brain capacity to try to come up with funny on a daily basis….

Here are the pics….

2007

Jan

I am – Victoria Silvstedt Lapdance Pictures of the Day

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Here is Victoria Silvstedt Getting a Lap Dance, I am sure these are almost as old as her breast implants.

I have been doing this site for 2 years and there was only one time that I almost got sued and that was when this Victoria Silvstedt Slut was getting eaten out by her billionaire boyfriend in public…Her boyfriend was a solid 4 foot 10 and was obviously dating her for her personality and not for her retardedly fake tits. That said she continues her non-stop classy life by getting a lap dance at some stripclub. I spend enough time in stripclubs to tell you that this lap dance fucking sucks but what doesn’t suck was what I wrote about Silvstedt when her lawyer asked me to never slander her again….

This is me quoting myself…

Victoria Silvstedt is an angel sprung onto us from heaven. Her class, breed and work ethic are things we should alla admire. Victoria Silvstedt is a natural beauty that few women can compete with and few men come close to. She is a talent in her craft and all these factors combined make her the stepWOMAN of the year. If Victoria Silvstedt was a painting, she would be a Dogs Playing Poker. If she was a song, she would be â€œMeatloaf – I would do anything for loveâ€?. If she was an alcoholic beverage, she would be sparkling wine. If she was a flower, she would be one freshly picked off a grave after a funeral. If she was a disease, sheâ€™d be Pancreatic Cancer, the expensive kind. If she was a car sheâ€™d be a Volvo, because she is Swedish and a Safe bet. If she was something you can buy at a drugstore, sheâ€™d be Depends. If she was a fruit, sheâ€™d be a Tomato. Either way, she is in my heart and I love her. We were almost sued by this glorious woman and her lawyer reads this site and asked me not to â€œslanderâ€? her anymore. This post was my first attempt at not slandering someone. Howâ€™d I do. Fuckers.

And here is me posting them there pics….Asshole.

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2007

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here are some Paris Hilton Bikini pictures because we haven’t seen enough of her the last 2 days. It’s nice to see her chillin on a beach when her nude videos were released yesterday.

These pictures may be old, but they aren’t as weak staged sex tapes. The Paris Hilton videos sucked. She had less personality in the videos this time around which isn’t saying much because the last time around she looked like the worst fuck ever. Even worse than the drunk girl who fell asleep while I was inside her, I finished anyway, because we do what we have to do to get by. I guess that’s why she released this shit. We got to see her naked and a naked paris is sometimes more interesting than Paris in a bikini, or Paris having an upskirt or nip slip…The ParisExposed site had so much traffic that it was the 700th most visited website on the internet and there is no way Paris isn’t making money off this..I always say celebs are machines and being a machine means that every little thing we see is planned….

I would have rather seen my neighbor’s sex tape. She’s about 25, Russian and always gets out of expensive cars. Since she lives in the same shitty building as me, so she’s obviously poor, drug addicted and turning tricks. The other day I saw her running down the hall screaming at some dude wearing her underwear, that was when I decided that I’d eat her rationed bread anyday, and by bread I mean vagina….

Point of the story is that you should be proud driving your 10 year old car, working your bullshit office job, spending your paycheck on paying bills, fucking ugly bitches if you ever muster up the courage to drop ROOFIES in their drink so they get too fucked up to say no, because at you did it yourself. Itâ€™s much more rewarding knowing that you arenâ€™t living off a last nameâ€¦.at least thatâ€™s what you jealous cunts should be telling yourselfâ€¦.otherwise you’d have to accept that you wish you were a Hilton too…

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2007

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight is my last night in Sundance and I’ve had a great time chilling with useless celebs and watching useless movies. I am not really in Sundance because I can barely even afford to shit cuz of the cost of toilet paper but feel like that would be what would be going through my mind if I was.

I am sitting on my couch watching a Kevin Costner movie about swimming. My stepdaughter borrowed it from her gay friend. I haven’t seen much but Ashton Kutcher has his swim team’s initials tattooed on his arm. That is gayer than bicycle shorts. I’ve had my highest traffic day in a long time and it really doesn’t help me in anyway. The server is bugging out, It takes me an hour to post shit, I am going to get charged for going over my bandwidth limit and I haven’t sold a fucking stepSHIRT.

I should retire the site and start something more productive like being really lazy, which would be the same as the way I am today but without all the typing…

Here are your stepLINKS

Some Girls In Their Bathing Suits Dancing Around Pretending To Be The Spice Girls…More Girls Need to Be Like This…
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I love Flickr Girls Who Take Half Naked and Full Naked and Non Naked Pictures of Themselves….
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Here’s a Little Nicole Kidman Car Accident on Set That Sent Her The Hospital…VIDEO
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Nude Tour of Prague
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John Mayer is a Fucking Loser and Jessica Simpson Still has a Vagina
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Merkley Has a New Picture
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This Video is Called Webcam Perfection
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An Almost Vag Shot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naomi Campbell’s Weird Cleavage
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This Prank is Fucking Insane..
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How about this bitch Ashanti from American Idol Audtions and Her Dramatic Speech
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Farabe Cottingham is a Girl in a Bikini…
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Girls and a Urinal…
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Tyra Banks Knows She’s Fat and So Do We…How About Some Donuts …Fatty
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Sienna Miller Stuffin Her Hot Face Full of Grapes…
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Carmen Electra is Hot on TRL
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Victoria Beckham is Now a Blogger but Not a Virgin
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Joel Madden is Fighting DJ AM’s Bandmate about Nicole Richie’s Mangled Cunt…Pussies..
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Boring Party in Laos
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Girl and a Urinal
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Behind the Scenes Porn PA
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Old Christina Aguilera in a Red Dress
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The Sexual Life of Scott Baio
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Rated G – Naked Bath
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Remember This Site If You Like Sex, Which
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3 Chicks Dancing Around Like Idiots in Bikinis…
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Growing Pains Intro
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Girl and a Urinal
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Lots of Celebrity Tits at the Beach
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I wonder if liking Sum 41 Makes You Gay…This is Sum 41’s new Online Show
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The Idiot from American Idol Who Should Get Hit By a Bus for Being Annoying
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This Ad is So Relevant Nowadays….Fucking Cokesluts be Everywhere and I Love it..
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Tranny Limo Ride
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I know what boys like music video of the day
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Lookin’ Pretty Flexible for a Fat Chick Sweetheart
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Nasty Girls Getting Naked on Stage
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Katie Price is the Face of Foxy Bingo
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Lohan Has Her Appendix, In a Jar…
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Lainey Gossip is on Canadian TV, She Featured Me and I want to Feature Her in Her Own Sex Tape….It would be Called Lainey Likes to Pee on Me….
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I told you that Simon Was Picking on Real Retards..And Everyone Told Me I was Being a Sensitive Bitch….Well I don’t like picking on retards….
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Mayra Veronica is One Hot Latina
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Some Foreign Language Coolection of Beer Commercials.
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Strippers Changed Brad Pitt’s Life Too
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I think I love These Girls
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This Party Is Called Numb and I am Sure It’s In Reference to the Cocaine that Made All The Sluts get Naked
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Some Amateur Blowjob Homemade Video to the Vengaboys
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A List of Childstars that May Come Out of the Closet
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The Best Way To Get Laid is Using This
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

Jan

I am – DrunkenStepfather is in this Annoying Video of the Day

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DrunkenStepfather was featured on a “mainstream” site today which is a “huge” step for me. The site is banned in 80% of schools, offices and homes so getting noticed is harder for me than for the other shitty bloogers. Maybe one day this site will make me enough to buy a new skinny wife in Thailand, it’s the dream baby.

Watch the Video Here

Keep the publicity coming even though my server can’t handle the traffic. I am already addicted to the fame, I am going to top and that’s all I have to say about. that.

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