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2007

22

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

To whom it may concern,

There was a posting by a person utilizing my name on your article entitled “I am – Topanga’s Nipple”. The posting was done on Jan 27 2006 at 1:32 pm. The person that posted this somehow made this so that it popped up on Google and I have received multiple harassing phone calls. The person who posted the comment is known to me, and has done it on several other websites. My attorney has requested that I contact you in an attempt to remove the posting from your forum. I would appreaciate you prompt attention to this matter. Please contact me when this has been done.

Sincerely,

I deleted the comments because whoever wrote them wasn’t very funny anyway, even though I knew this guy’s lawyer line was bullshit. I think it’s funny that one random comment has led to harassing phone calls for this motherfucker, when I write the site and haven’t got any harassing phone calls. I remember when I posted stepSTEVE’s cell number thinking we’d get 1000s of calls and no one bothered. All this to say is that this asshole is full of shit, but I still played along with it cuz I understand getting a job could be hard when your boss google’s your name and sees you ripping into Topanga for being fat.

I like to think of today as a christmas miracle for this guy, he asked for something and got it and I made it happen….amazing…

Speaking of amazing here are my links….

I am Hooked on Girls with a Little Bush….
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Wheelchair Backflip
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Notorious B.I.G. Freestyle at 17
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Lohan Checking Into Rehab
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Keeley Hazell Showin Off Her Massive Tits
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Since You Don’t Buy stepSHIRTS can you at least RATE it?
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Girls have a Mud Wrestle
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CobraSnake Rocks Out With Trump Like They Were Rosie O’Donnel.
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Pole Dancing Girl Amazing
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Since you are bald, this is what you need…
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Terry Richardon’s Australia Lee Photoshoot
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Krystal Forscutt is in a Bikini – I’ve Never Heard of Her, But her plastic surgeon has
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A little Penguin Fetish Action
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Here are Some Paris Hilton Pics That Won’t GIve You AIDs
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Homeless Man Peeing on Someone
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Some Freaky Asian Upskirt Video…
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Crazy Guy In Paris
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2,000,000 People Have Seen This and That Offends Me
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Some Photobucket Girl in Her Underwear Self Shots
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Some Flexible Chick
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Did I post this Creepy Adriana Lima Video?
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Some Lessons in Jerkin Off
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How About a Big Mac Sweetheart…I hear that’s the way to your heart….
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Some Chick Named Luna Lani
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This is Fergie’s Boyfriend, Maybe She Is Really a Man….Cuz No Straight Guy Wears Shorts Like This
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I am down with billionaire daughters, you should totally jerk off to test pics
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Some Big Brother Brazil Underwear Action is Always Fucking Amazing…
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Myleene Klass Pastry Eating for all you Fat Fucks
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Lilly Allen Is A Whore
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Aria Giovanni Dressed in White Until She Gets Naked Cuz She’s A Whore Like That…
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Obviously a Classy Girl from a Good Home on Photobucket
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Some Dudes Claiming to be Internet Celebrites Go To Sundance and Fucking Suck with Shitty Jokes, Obesity and I Hope Their Plane Crashes on the Way Home
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Some Big Breasted Weather Girl
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Some Italian Host for the Food Network’s Got Some Tits…Video
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Slutty Photobucket Girl
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Trump’s Wife’s Billion Dollar Tit
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Sonny Bonno in some Anti-Drug Public Service Announcement
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Eva Longoria in Arena Magazine, I don’t Get Why People Care About this Slag
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Looking Skinny Sweetheart
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This is Called Amateur Cumshot Collection, It’s Safe to Say that it’s NSFW
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Do you like Nude Girls? Check Out This Site…
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Some Hot Italian Chick Picking Apples The Way You’d Wat A Hot Italian Chick to Pick Apples…VIDEO
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Looking Downs Syndrome Sweetheart
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Beyonce’s Big Titties From All the Fried Chicken Eating…
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Some Girl Getting Revenge on Her Boss…This Shit is From TV, SO It’s Not As Good As It Coulda Been
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Photobucket Bikini Pic
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Adrienne Curry from the Surreal Live Doing the Playboy Cover another Clip from TV so it’s not as Good as it Coulda Been…
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Sienna Miller in Nylon Magazine
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Pete Burns is Some Party Fag
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Petra Nemcova Gallery….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Is this your dad?
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Top Gun Maverick T-Shirt for You To Get Your Loser Friend for His Birthday
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If You Want To Get Linked Send It My Way Here

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2007

22

Jan

I am – Jessica Biel’s Ass of the Day

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jessica Biel's Ass

This is Jessica Biel’s Ass. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini on a Boat. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass on all fours. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass ready to get fucked but that damn bikini is in the way. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass that you want to fuck. Hey isn’t that Jessica Biel’s Ass….

That was my attempt at Search Engine Optimization…someone told me the more I wrote a key word like Jessica Biel’s Ass , the better I’ll come up in google. I figure that you don’t care about the success of this site and either do I, that’s why I just did a Jessica Biel’s Ass post the way I just did.

I guess the point of all this is to say that you motherfuckers don’t care about what I have to say. You don’t care to hear me say that bitch is built like a wrestler who just decided that he was really supposed to be born a chick, so he went to the doctor and passed his psych tests and next thing you know he’s driving across America with his drug addicted son. I’ve seen TransAmerica ten times prepping for this post. My theory is only based on her thick ankles and adam’s apple. I could be wrong. It happens. She is over-rated but I’d still bang her, but I have no standards. Do you like it?

I was at the strip club the other night and the bitch kept asking me if I liked it. Of course I fucking like it. You’re 20, half dominican/italian, speak for languages and you’re grabbing your pussy…do you like it? Your name for the day was leta and you were the most intense dance I’ve ever seen…do you like it? It was your first night and you were talking about how much it turned you on….do you like it? enough of this and here are the Jessica Biel Ass Pics

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2007

22

Jan

I am – Jessica Biel's Ass of the Day

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jessica Biel's Ass

This is Jessica Biel’s Ass. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini on a Boat. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass on all fours. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass ready to get fucked but that damn bikini is in the way. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass that you want to fuck. Hey isn’t that Jessica Biel’s Ass….

That was my attempt at Search Engine Optimization…someone told me the more I wrote a key word like Jessica Biel’s Ass , the better I’ll come up in google. I figure that you don’t care about the success of this site and either do I, that’s why I just did a Jessica Biel’s Ass post the way I just did.

I guess the point of all this is to say that you motherfuckers don’t care about what I have to say. You don’t care to hear me say that bitch is built like a wrestler who just decided that he was really supposed to be born a chick, so he went to the doctor and passed his psych tests and next thing you know he’s driving across America with his drug addicted son. I’ve seen TransAmerica ten times prepping for this post. My theory is only based on her thick ankles and adam’s apple. I could be wrong. It happens. She is over-rated but I’d still bang her, but I have no standards. Do you like it?

I was at the strip club the other night and the bitch kept asking me if I liked it. Of course I fucking like it. You’re 20, half dominican/italian, speak for languages and you’re grabbing your pussy…do you like it? Your name for the day was leta and you were the most intense dance I’ve ever seen…do you like it? It was your first night and you were talking about how much it turned you on….do you like it? enough of this and here are the Jessica Biel Ass Pics

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2007

22

Jan

I am – Cory Kennedy Rubbing Lotion on her Legs of the Day

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This is some hipster cunt who goes to all the celebrity events because her parent’s are too busy neglecting her and driving expensive cars in their beverly hills home to realize that their 16 year old dropped out of high school to be fabulous. Here she is rubbing lotion on her legs. The only reason I am posting this is cuz you love underage girls in American Apparel, even when they look like they got hit by a bus. Perverts.

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2007

21

Jan

I am – Random Myspace Girl’s Sexy Pics of the Day

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Today is pretty smutty and that’s ok. I figure since the site is banned everywhere there’s nothing wrong with posting a little box action, and by box action I mean vagina. These pictures were sent to me and the girl is supposed to be some myspace slag, the kind with a lot of friends and a lot of half naked pics wishing to be the next Tila Tequila. It’s nice to have dreams…..

Speaking of Dreams, I was at the strip club the other night and I saw a bitch with down’s syndrome on the stage dancing around like a retard, which was pretty appropriate…considering she had down’s syndrome. Anyway she was in a thong had her jaw was wired half shut and was rocking stripper shoes, the funny thing about the whole situation wasn’t the dumb look on her face but the fact that she had one leg longer than the other and one of her boots had a heel and the other didn’t a lot like the uneven legged homeless dude I posted about a long time ago here….….the beauty of her stripping was that she was always available and probably wasn’t very good at counting…giving you a little more bang for your buck…all while making a dream come true like you were make a wish foundation and the lap dance booth was DisneyWorld.

Either way, this myspace girl may not have a retardation, but I do hope one of you have her profile so that I can do a stepINTERVIEW with her. Cuddles…

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2007

21

Jan

I am – Random Myspace Girl's Sexy Pics of the Day

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Today is pretty smutty and that’s ok. I figure since the site is banned everywhere there’s nothing wrong with posting a little box action, and by box action I mean vagina. These pictures were sent to me and the girl is supposed to be some myspace slag, the kind with a lot of friends and a lot of half naked pics wishing to be the next Tila Tequila. It’s nice to have dreams…..

Speaking of Dreams, I was at the strip club the other night and I saw a bitch with down’s syndrome on the stage dancing around like a retard, which was pretty appropriate…considering she had down’s syndrome. Anyway she was in a thong had her jaw was wired half shut and was rocking stripper shoes, the funny thing about the whole situation wasn’t the dumb look on her face but the fact that she had one leg longer than the other and one of her boots had a heel and the other didn’t a lot like the uneven legged homeless dude I posted about a long time ago here….….the beauty of her stripping was that she was always available and probably wasn’t very good at counting…giving you a little more bang for your buck…all while making a dream come true like you were make a wish foundation and the lap dance booth was DisneyWorld.

Either way, this myspace girl may not have a retardation, but I do hope one of you have her profile so that I can do a stepINTERVIEW with her. Cuddles…

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2007

21

Jan

I am – Mena Suvari Topless Beach of the Day

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Here’s a little Mena Suvari topless beach action, if showing off your nipple constitutes being a topless beach. I mean in all reality I fills a bra better than she does. I am convinced that if I went to the local public pool they would ask me to keep my shirt on as to not scare the kids, but I will never know because going to the public pool is something I will never do.

Anyway, I am a fan of small tits, my friend was telling me that he finds small tits sexier because it’s hard to find a set of big tits that fall properly. Most girls with big tits have fat tits and fat tits come with a fat tits and fat tits have nipples that aim to the ground, where small tits usually come with a tight upper body, a hot little ass and nice perky nips that aim to the sky…unless you get those freaky fat girls with no tits that make no sense to me or to science because for some reason they can pack on their burger king weight every square inch of their 300 LBS body, but she can’t break past her A cup.

All this to say that Mena Suvari, topless or not, dates half black dudes and still kinda looks like the alien she played in American Pie. I can’t fucking handle her lesbian gym teacher shorts, not because I am a fag and care about what a bitch is wearing, but because those are the kinda shorts you find on Mountaineering bitches in canoes who don’t shave their cunts. I’d still bang her, but I have no standards and I’d be doing it in attempts to get to some red carpet events or the Teen Choice Awards, because she may not have a career or a name but she’s got more hook-ups than me and the Teen Choice Awards is kind of a dream… It’s Sunday and I really delivered the goods this weekend, I should be famous by now and you should thank me, but you won’t so fuck you.

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2007

21

Jan

I am – Tricia Helfer in Playboy of the Day

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I have no idea who this bitch is, but shes in some kind of show that you virgins have probably seen and have posters of in your room. It’s not your fault you like space, a depressing life on Earth is always better when fantasies of Alien chicks who would actually let you stick your dick in their 4 alien cunts is a nice escape from the fat chick who lives next door rejecting you when you asked to take her out for ice cream….and we all know that all fat chicks LOVE ice cream… I don’t really have more more to say about this, other that I’ve got her Playboy pics, so click the fucking link before Playboy’s asshole lawyers contact blogger and get the shit shut down, because that’s what they do.

Check out the rest out by CLICKING THIS LINK…

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2007

21

Jan

I am – Ice T’s Wife Coco Strips in Video of the Day

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The thing I like about young strippers is that you know what to expect out of their future. I saw a stripper who must have been 18 or 19, she had braces, fake hair, fake lips and most importantly a bad set of fake tits that were so fresh the scars were still pink. She has accepted her future and will probably end up doing gutter porn in some sketchy perverts basement for the internet and I hope that I am that sketchy pervert. Not because I love broken girls with fake hair, tits and lips who want to be porn stars, but because I have always wanted a basement.

Here’s a whole bunch of videos of COCO, that’s Ice T’s porn star girlfriend looking like the whore that she can’t deny she is….LOVE

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2007

21

Jan

I am – Ice T's Wife Coco Strips in Video of the Day

11 Comments »

The thing I like about young strippers is that you know what to expect out of their future. I saw a stripper who must have been 18 or 19, she had braces, fake hair, fake lips and most importantly a bad set of fake tits that were so fresh the scars were still pink. She has accepted her future and will probably end up doing gutter porn in some sketchy perverts basement for the internet and I hope that I am that sketchy pervert. Not because I love broken girls with fake hair, tits and lips who want to be porn stars, but because I have always wanted a basement.

Here’s a whole bunch of videos of COCO, that’s Ice T’s porn star girlfriend looking like the whore that she can’t deny she is….LOVE

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