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2022

04

Apr

Powerlifter Pees Herself Doing Dead Lifts of the Day

There’s a powerlifter on the internet going viral for pissing herself while deadlifting, I don’t know her name, because I didn’t bother doing some investigative journalism on her, but she is quite remarkable and not because she’s really strong, muscular and capable of heavy lifting, but because she pisses herself when she does it, because she’s probably not supposed to be lifting that kind of weight, but a little pee won’t hurt anyone, now we’ve gotta be weak bladder inclusive, because incontinence is real, and ladies, especially as they age piss themselves…so we should normalize that instead of being judgemental and making them feel bad about that….

However, when a bitch built like a truck is pissing at the gym next to me, I’m not jerking off to the musky piss smell, or even licking it up to get her testosterone or steroids, I’m fucking throwing up….because pissing out of context, is not a sexual experience, it’s just gross….

Also, could you imagine a dude who pissed himself everytime he hit the treadmill, he’d be asked to leave…but since it’s a chick…everyone’s like “whatever”..she’s so strong you misogynist threatened by her musculature…

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2022

04

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I was sent this instagram celebrating the nightmare that is childbirth…

I guess it’s a loophole to get nudity on instagram, you know a pussy is not a traditional pussy you would look at the jerk off to if a baby is sticking out of it….

But as someone who fucking loves the concept of a pussy, is fascinated by a pussy, likes to stare at pussy, because I don’t have a pussy, I’m pretty sure I can find a way to jerk off to a birthing pussy…

I have confidence that we can dig into our love of pussy and find a way to jerk off to what is arguably the most amazing and fascinating thing a woman does….3D prints a baby with your genetics before expelling it out of her cunt….

Here’s some of their pics:

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I’ve been totally terrified of breeding because I think the world is going to end, I always thought it would be unfair to bring life into this world. I also am a terrible provider and wouldn’t want that pressure to provide for a child, I’ve also found the housing a baby and expelling it out of your cunt to be the least natural phenomenon ever, and was almost on the “make them in a lab” school of thought..until realizing the satanic elites who just 3D printed sperm, have figured out how to keep AI created embrios live in the lab, while attacking women and mothers, by reducing childbirth to a burden not a miracle of God…which made me shift my focus…

I know the evil satanic won’t win in the end, but I am sure they will get their shot to make weird human hybrids in the lab because they have too much power, so I’m over hear celebrating WOMEN, their ability to feed a child through their tits, making me want a farm of breast feeding women to carry me through the foot shortages, far more fun than sucking on a popsicle or drinking out of a can or bottle…I mean if all my meals could be given to me via tit, I’d be a lot better for it.

So lets celebrate MILKY TITS….the natural wonder of the world that I’m finally growing to LOVE as much as I did the first time a saw a mom pull out a tit at a starbucks about 15 years ago…you know, enough to be asked to leave.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

04

Apr

Star Wars Bitch and Other TikThots of the Day

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Nice Rope Skills…

Is this a Kardashian / Jenner?

Booty at the Beach

Titties

Don’t Stop Buying Swimsuits…

Thong Cooking…Cooking Thongs

Round Ass

Gym Ass

Fitness Demo

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

04

Apr

The Internet May Use Propaganda to Manipulate You of the Day

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I’m not saying this is some propaganda, I’m just saying it looks like it is….I’ve been on the internet to know not to trust anything I see or read on the internet, because it can easily be doctored, especially by people who have TV studios, who have the technology to do the altering. I mean there are IG filters made for 2000 dollars that can turn you into a fucking old person, or a hot chick, or whatever, it’s not that sophisticated or hard to game a motherfucker…

Unfortunately, most people believe everything they are told to, because they are lazy minded, or narcissists looking in the mirror….

What was the life lesson of Narcissus myth of a Greek pervert who fell in love with his reflection in a puddle, eventually realizing that his reflection will never love him back, so he died of a broken heart….

Well, before the narcissists of our era realize that their reflection will never love them back, they’re too busy looking at it, to realize that they are in a fucking movie, a clown movie created by people who must be alien, and in that movie, they’ve decided that a fight in Ukraine is their beacon of world freedom, I see the flags, the virtue signalling, it’s crazy….and no one seems to be mad at the Nazi militias who are part of their army….even though we’re told Nazism is the worst thing ever, I mean those truckers and anti-vaxxers were supposed to be Nazis, but actual Nazis get celebrated for freedom!

Anyway, throughout this weirdness, I’ve seen countless “Old” photos used to tell stories of Russian terror, countless actors busted playing multiple roles in the propaganda….and now I am seeing this…

A video they use to get the virtue signallers excited for WWIII for Freedom, of what is supposed to be corpses on the side of the street….MOVING their damn arms, because they are hired actors..

Now, I don’t know enough about politics, world history, world politics, to have any valid opinion of any of this, I am sure both sides of a war we shouldn’t care about, but for some reason care about are bad….but when I see the Ukraine president, a hired actor, turned politician and billionaire, talk some shit at the Grammys, I think to myself “are people really falling for this shit”….and they are…so whatever….I’ll still post this propaganda video because I find it HILARIOUS if TRUE….

But like I said, don’t believe anything on the internet, it’s not worth getting emotionally involved in ANY of this nonsense..

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2022

04

Apr

Moment of Prayer of the Day

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The world is clearly a godless bunch of idiots, who don’t realize that the bible is called the bible for a fucking reason….it basically houses all the information you need for your best life and to be aware of the evil that surrounds us, but that evil has managed to manipulate people into not believing in God, but instead made to look like hillbilly, hick, simpletons for believing in God, not realizing that the people that are pushing people into the pit of hell with their pornos, their brainwashing tactics, their bullshit University level Twitter ideologies that they pretend are “THE WAY OF THE LAND”….when it’s really just a select group of extreme perverts and freaks….that you shouldn’t be mad when you get in a fight with some idiot on twitter over the bill they branded “don’t say gay” because they know the simple minds of their followers, won’t look into the fact that it’s a “don’t groom our kids with your pervert shit, kids on’t need to talk gender or sexuality, they are fucking kids literally.”….

Anyway, it’s nice to see some strong voices speak the fucking truth….I don’t need to go into the whole trans debate, it’s fucking crazy and everyone fucking knows it, no one cares what you identify as, stop pushing your bullshit opinions on us…anyway, this is Mark Robinson, some politician I know nothing about, but I like his politics…and energy….we need more people like this to stop the fucking insanity…

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2022

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess the highlight of the internet is that Elon Musk is going to save twitter as the majority shareholder, because he’s not an evil piece of shit who was fucking that demon soul sucker Amber Heard hard enough to finance her lawsuit against Johnny Depp, which I guess you could attribute to being pussy whipped, or PUSSY-MATIZED, because Amber Heard either has a magical pussy, knows how to manipulate rich dudes like the back alley prostitute she pretty much was.

What I am saying is that I don’t have any confidence in Elon, the Electric Vehicle pusher, that’s totally in sync with the crazy tyrannical governments trying to eliminate gas vehicles, even though one lithium ion batter does a shit ton more damage than the lifetime of a gas vehicle….whatever…not to mention climate change is a fucking hoax that makes people rich…by what do I know.

Then there’s the whole TRANSHUMANISM thing, the basic definition of the “mark of the beast” or anti-god movement towards human hybrids….

I don’t know if Elon is the anti-christ they talk about in the bible, but he’s looking like he might be, even with his anti-establishment, anti-woke, anti-covid narrative shit…they need some of their own to be on either side of the fence….

Never trust a billionaire…but I guess we’ll see if the never viral, non-influencer, @DrunkStepfather account I had for over a decade that was WRONGFULLY taken from me 2 or 3 years ago will be returned to me….

I doubt it, but I’m ready to LIVE BLOG award shows again if I do get it back….but I won’t….

At least I’ve got the stepLINKS…so here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning….or in the ‘close enough’ to morning….I am a lazy person.

Charlotte Flair Suffered a Wardrobe Malfunction During Match With Ronda Rousey
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What Happened to Madonna
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Futuristic Model in the Studio Looking Great!
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Paige VanZant’s Potential AEW Rival is a Judo Black Belt and Thirst Trapper
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Grammy’s worst dressed were so fun
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Shooting Train Tracks With A 50 CAL!
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Beautiful Sight Of A 300-Year-Old Cherry Blossom In Rural Japan!
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Cats Face The Invisible Wall!
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Cam Sluts are the Hot Sluts…
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2022

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I haven’t seen any posts about how April Fool’s day is racist, ableist, sexist, misogynistic….but that’s probably because I don’t use social media properly, because you know that somewhere out there a group of people meet and protest April Fool’s day…..for whatever insane reason…maybe because it leaves the other months out, maybe because pranks and gags are for bullies, or maybe because no one has a sense of humor anymore…BUT I do, I find all this shit LOLZ.

That said,the algorithm has been showing me FEM DOM porn, which is FEMALE DOMINATION porn and it involves men being fucked by strap-ons…and I thought to myself, I wonder why they are showing me that content, it’s not something I google or am into for about 100 fucking reasons, none of which being homophobia….all of which about not liking ass play and this shit is BEYOND a good licking or a thumb or finger….this is on a whole other fucking dynamic of emasculation….

They are trying to normalize women doing the fucking, not in a taking charge and riding way, but in a “you’re a little bitch, I’m going to own you, I am woman hear me roar, you beta cuck”…..and I don’t think that’s great for the future…

If all dudes only get off to being fucked up the ass by their chick, we’ve got a weird species of low testosterone people….

Take that into the weekend, then fuck yourself through your man pussy….

APRIL FOOLS….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Rachel Bush: Come for the Bikini Pics, Stay for the Monkey Video
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Sydney Sweeney’s Grandparents Say She Has “the Best T*ts in Hollywood”
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Emily Ratajkowski and Heidi Klum’s Mouth Kiss
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Alex Daddario in a Green Dress
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Bonie Wright Got Pokies!
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Gracie Charis is TaylorMade Proper!
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Catherine Zeta Jones Hula Hoops in a Bikini
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Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t want to talk or hear about that Oscars slap anymore !!
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Linda Marie and Georgia Marshal Are BFF’s on The Beach!
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Johnny Manziel Grabs a Couple of Handfuls of His New Girlfriend Kenzie Werner While Partying in Miami
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Cool Way To Write Numbers In 3D!
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Gallery of Bianca Baldti
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Hope Solo Charged with DUI
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What it is like living in Finland – The Happiest Country in the World
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Arguing..
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Inside Halle Bailey’s Maldives Vacation!
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Hope Solo Arrested in North Carolina and Booked for DWI, Resisting Arrest, and Misdemeanor Child Abuse
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Rescue Cat is a Personal Trainer
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Some Amazing Gadgets That Are Cool Physics Experiments!
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Why Do We Have Accents
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A&E to produce “definitive” documentary on Ol’ Dirty Bastard
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Banned for Life
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Katy Perry Splits her Pants
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Colin Kaepernick to Hold a Workout at Michigan’s Spring Game
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Cute Rescue Lamb Loves the Guitar
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Conan O’Brien Gets Pranked By Paul Rudd With A Video During Podcast!
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Woodworking Tricks And Tips That Work Very Well!
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The 10 Most Popular Alcoholic Drinks in the World
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Girl in Leggings Shows her Gymnastic Talent
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Doja Cat Does Vogue
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Kelly and Matthew Stafford Talk About the Phone Call After the First Time They Hooked Up
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Hot Model For Spring
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How Girls Spend Their First Day At The Gym Vs Boys
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Diving off 10m Tower into the Pool
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African Grey Parrot With A Scottish Accent!
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Man Born in 1853 talks about being Born in the 1800s
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Hot Model Kate in her Apartment
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Ebanie Bridges Reveals She Receives a Bunch of Creepy DMs From Guys
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Iris Apatow in a Bathtub for a Shoot
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Now Famous Sydney Sweeney at an Event
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In Case You Missed it, Bella Thorne’s Titty Dress
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Tallia Storm – Mesh Dress
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Adria Arona at an Event
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Elle Fanning on the Streets
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Emma Bunton in a Photoshoot
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Lana Condor in a Photoshoot
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Hailey Bieber Stroke Survivor in a SHoot
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Madelaine Petsch in a Photoshoot
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Kate Beckinsale’s in Leggings
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Gigi Hadid in a Shoot
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Izabel Goulart in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts at an Event
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Sydney Sweeny on Ellen
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From stepSMUT!!

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Skinny Body Show
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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I wonder what she thought was going to happen
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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What’s Up Japan
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Pussy Eating Bunny
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Hot Natural Tit Flesh
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CAUGHT on the Vibe
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Naked Real Wives
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Pussy Ass Jiggle
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Big Titty Reveal
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Pussy Reveal
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Sex in the Public Toilet
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Asshole Digging
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Flawless GF Amateur Sex
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Crackhead Shit
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Fishnet Friday Dildo Ride
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Titty Massage
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Hot Tinder Girl
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Asshole Spread
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Fighting Fridays
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Dakota Shows the Pussy
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Nice Skirt
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Natural Titty Has a Fuck
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Strap On Stroker
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Hot Tits in a Photoshoot
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Butt Plug Show
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Nude Model Posing with a Motorbike
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Butt Plug and Dildo Ride
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Hot Titty Model
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Car Pussy
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Pussy Flasher
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Double Fisting
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Body Show
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Threesome of the Day
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Your Ass is gonna Learn Today…
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Pussy Reveal
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Weekend Party Time….
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2022

01

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I wonder when “On/Off” will get its own TV show, like “Is it Cake”, not that I even know why I know about “This is Cake”, but because it sounds like a simple enough concept for the general population of mouth breathing useless eaters that make the movie Idocracy a little too familiar….

The show, FILM PRODUCERS OUT THERE WRITE THIS DOWN AND GIVE ME A PERCENTAGE, but the IDEA…would be….have a girl stand in front of a panel of judges clothed, then nude, then rate them…with numbers on signs, to make them feel rightfully objectified like in the olden days when we could judge a girl on a number scale…..maybe the finalists go onto a clothed and unclothed challenge…so we can see their clothed body vs their nude body in motion…we can figure that part out easily….

The point of the show would be rating naked chicks, but we could spin it to be something more culturally relevant, maybe throw some transgenders in there to keep it woke, that segment could be called a “Trap or Pass”…..I don’t know, we’re just spitballing here, because On/Off’s are hot and we need to make them mandatory…or at least a bigger deal than they already are.

I believe in the on/off movement….and you should too…

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

01

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Granny panties or Period Panties or Full Back Panties are making a comeback, because when you’ve gone as rogue as you can on the internet, with the most vile shit available, some domesticted, relationship underwear suddenly becomes hot..it’s like the reverse of a Mormon seeing an ankle, it’s more a heathen pervert seeing something wholesome that’s been shamed for a while, because there was a time women didn’t think they could wear full back underwear, despite men never caring about the panty, always willing to try to get into any panty possible, is really our mantra….but yeah, in that time period, the full back panty was unheard of, a relic of the past, so bringing it back and making it hot is a new challenge for ladies, and they seem to be succeeding at it….here’s the round-up.

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2022

01

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Hey there off grid survivalist preppers…

Did you know that fishing is the biggest sport in the world, I only know that because I met some random dude at a bar who was making a virtual fishing website about 15 years ago and he gave me that intel….that I did absoultely nothing with. He probably went on to make millions with his dumb fishing site that I don’t even remember the name of…..and I’m here knowing that people like to fish…12 years after learning that information….

But fishnets look good right, I mean how can you not be into fishing once you delve in and really understand how good fishnets can be….