Here are some vintage Carmen Electra “Itchy Cooch/Wet Spot on her Pants” pictures from last week. If you want to discuss how other sites are way faster than me and how useless I am, do it here because I am useless. I am also fat, impotent and feel like my heart is going to explode everytime I walk up stairs. I can’t hold my booze, my wife hates me but stays with me because she is scared of being alone. I have a pretty shitty fucking life and no money and when it is all said and done, I smile, because there’s nothing better than a life of posting last week pictures, if you know what I mean. Which you probably don’t. Cuddles.

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Here are some vintage Carmen Electra “Itchy Cooch/Wet Spot on her Pants” pictures from last week. If you want to discuss how other sites are way faster than me and how useless I am, do it here because I am useless. I am also fat, impotent and feel like my heart is going to explode everytime I walk up stairs. I can’t hold my booze, my wife hates me but stays with me because she is scared of being alone. I have a pretty shitty fucking life and no money and when it is all said and done, I smile, because there’s nothing better than a life of posting last week pictures, if you know what I mean. Which you probably don’t. Cuddles.

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I feel like Alicia Silverstone today. Old, Washed Up, Hungover and Fat. Bitch doesn’t even wear a bathing suit to the beach, she dresses like some Swiss cow herding chocolate eating mountain girl.

The reason I feel like this cunt is because I went out for drinks last night, and now realize that my body can’t handle drinking anymore. After 3 drinks I was slurring my words and offending a polish girl. As the night went on and more drinks were drinked and I ended up upsetting another girl by calling her a slut, only this bitch wasn’t so decent about it, she ended up punching me in the face and ripping my shirt sleeve off. I walked home sleeveless. Thanks Slut.

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Here are some links for you to look at, because surfing the internet is kinda what I do when everyone I know is out spending their money and fucking bitches, while I try to avoid my whore of wife and stepdaughter’s friends. If your link isn’t here and you want it to be, then email me – Asshole.

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This is the comment I am responding to….

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Jsnake (IP: 69.168.68.0 , 69-168-68-0.albyny.adelphia.net)

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Way to steal all of egotastics pics

Number 1 – I don’t get my pics, a lovely mexican farmer does it for me and we are in love on the computer

Number 2 – Every Celebrity site steals all their fucking pics

Number 3 – Egotastic is my URL that was STOLEN from me by the webmaster who has made lots of money off of. According to my lawyer, Brad Goldstein, I have a case, but wouldn’t waste my time on that shit….so even if those pics were stolen from his site, that motherfucker can count the money in his bank account and consider it payment. Cuddles.

Number 4 – The writing behind Egotastic, Phil, actually worked with me on Drunkenstepfather.com. He had access to my emails, he saw all my contacts, and he used them to launch his site, with my URL, my concept, my concept. When I first started the site, he wrote a few posts as Senior Magnifico …

Jesus Martinez to Phil
8/5/04

Let’s register EGOTASTIC.COM

Phil to me
8/5/04

Yeah. I just want to ask a few people first, if that’s OK. I’m fairly certain that we won’t lose it.

Jesus Martinez to Phil
8/5/04

I guess. I may register it, I think people will hate it initially, becuase it’s gay. But trust me, it is the one.

Phil to me
8/5/04

Hold off on registering it. I like it too, but I’d like to be sure. Plus, it makes more sense if I register it, because I’ll have to edit the settings when we start hosting the site, etc.

So go fuck yourself with your weak accusations motherfucker and stay the fuck away from this site, we don’t want your homosexual kind here.

For the record, I was first on those bikini pics. Get your facts straight, cunt.

Cuddles and Tell Your Friends that we have Pam Anderson’s tits…

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Nothing says I am a lady and I like dresses, flowers and make-up, like a mexican bitch with abs. You know that this slut is the kind of girl who rips your cock off with her strength, leaving you bloody and dickless after you finally get her drunk enough to let you dick fuck her for a change sinceyou are tired of getting on all fours and letting her use a strap on on you. I don’t know if that made sense, but I don’t usually make sense. What I do do though is avoid these kind of roughneck bitches like they are AIDS because there is nothing that I hate more than running being greeted by a girl who punches me in the shoulder like she was on my baseball team. I don’t play baseball, but you know what I mean.

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The problem with doing what I do is that I run out of things to say about celebrities, because let’s face it, I know nothing about them. I just post paparazzi pics to get traffic, and even that doesn’t work for me. When I used to drop the T-Shirt of the Day and Sexual Restraint of the Day and the Stepedestrian of the Day, I had a lot more traffic, but still I continure to post this garbage celeb paparazzi shit, running about against all these GENIUS bloggers who are insanely funny, witty, insightful, homosexual, depressing and llame. But that’s not the point of this post, the point is to say I dropped the best line on Mischa Barton and how she was at her hottest and got me hard when she played a dead 14 year old covered in puke in Sixth Sense. I really can’t top that, but the delivery on it was way better the last time I wrote it. Either way, bitch is standing around like a fucking street whore in her heels and a fucked up the ass for 40 dollars an hour after a 18 hour rush posture. That’s the story I heard…..Tell your friends.

Bonus: All Glam, All The Time, I call this 300 dollars an Hour.

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Pink is like one of those classy bitches who you meet in a small town you’re driving through, who works the local chip wagon. You have no problem with slammin her in your motel room, since you’re just passing through town and will never have to see her again, but if this was back at home, you wouldn’t even look twice, unless you were a closet case faggot, in which case you’d like your women to have bigger testicles than you.

Unfortunately, Pink is famous and has a lot of money, so you can’t accuse her man of being a faggot and you can’t really call her the chip wagon lady, but you can guarantee that she is the equivalent of a 21 year old model marrying a 65 year old billionaire, where she plays the billionaire. I would wallet fuck Pink right to the fucking bank where I would then Bank Account fuck her and cum all over her diamond studded jewelry box. Too bad I can’t get erections otherwise bitch would be mine.

I love that she smokes while riding her bike, that shit reminds me of 70 year old french men with no teeth and no money who roll around my ‘hood. Nothing says sexy like 70 year old french men with no teeth and no money.

Bonus – Pink in Concert

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