Billy Talent is a band my step-daughter can’t get enough of. I have heard there first album over and over and over and over and over. Last year or the year before she dragged me out to one of their shows and I had a good time checking out 15 year old girls who had crushes on the band and the 18- 25 year old girls who were there in hopes of sleeping with the band. It’s funny how girls never really change, they just get sluttier/start spreading their legs for those said crushes.

This year, she’s still a fan and she begged me to do a post on them, because her friend said we’d get free Warped tour tickets.

I like the Warped Tour and I worked it the first year. I helped build the ramps and got to watch the show for free, this was 9 or 10 years ago, when I was really diggin’ some of the bands who played. I guess that’s not all that interesting for you, but I like to embrace the memories I still have, most have been washed away by the bottle. Sad story.

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Website

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Video – Devil in a Midnight Mass

And These are the Warped Tour Dates they are playing

JULY
22 Salt Lake City, UT Utah State Fair Park
23 Denver, CO Invesco Field
25 St. Louis, MO UMB Bank Pavilion
26 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center
27 Pittsburgh, PA Post Gazette Pavilion
28 Indianapolis, IN Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
29 Detroit, MI Comerica Lot
30 Tinley Park, IL First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre

AUGUST
1 Darien Center, NY Darien Lake PAC
2 Fitchburg, MA Fitchburg Airport
3 Philadelphia, PA Tweeter Center at the Waterfront
4 Scranton, PA Toyota Pavilion
5 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum
6 Old Bridge, NJ Englishtown Raceway
8 Charlotte, NC Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
9 Virginia Beach, VA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
10 Bristow, VA Nissan Pavilion @ Stone Ridge
11 Cleveland, OH Tower City Amphitheatre
12 Barrie, ONT Park Place
13 Montreal, QC Park Jean Drapeau

To send me free tickets email me here ( I realize no one is gonna be sending me any tickets, I just put this up because I am a dreamer)

Bonus: There is nothing more punk than Ashlee Simpson’s stylist picking up a pair of Dickies for her.

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Billy Talent is a band my step-daughter can’t get enough of. I have heard there first album over and over and over and over and over. Last year or the year before she dragged me out to one of their shows and I had a good time checking out 15 year old girls who had crushes on the band and the 18- 25 year old girls who were there in hopes of sleeping with the band. It’s funny how girls never really change, they just get sluttier/start spreading their legs for those said crushes.

This year, she’s still a fan and she begged me to do a post on them, because her friend said we’d get free Warped tour tickets.

I like the Warped Tour and I worked it the first year. I helped build the ramps and got to watch the show for free, this was 9 or 10 years ago, when I was really diggin’ some of the bands who played. I guess that’s not all that interesting for you, but I like to embrace the memories I still have, most have been washed away by the bottle. Sad story.

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Website

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Video – Devil in a Midnight Mass

And These are the Warped Tour Dates they are playing

JULY
22 Salt Lake City, UT Utah State Fair Park
23 Denver, CO Invesco Field
25 St. Louis, MO UMB Bank Pavilion
26 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center
27 Pittsburgh, PA Post Gazette Pavilion
28 Indianapolis, IN Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
29 Detroit, MI Comerica Lot
30 Tinley Park, IL First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre

AUGUST
1 Darien Center, NY Darien Lake PAC
2 Fitchburg, MA Fitchburg Airport
3 Philadelphia, PA Tweeter Center at the Waterfront
4 Scranton, PA Toyota Pavilion
5 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum
6 Old Bridge, NJ Englishtown Raceway
8 Charlotte, NC Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
9 Virginia Beach, VA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
10 Bristow, VA Nissan Pavilion @ Stone Ridge
11 Cleveland, OH Tower City Amphitheatre
12 Barrie, ONT Park Place
13 Montreal, QC Park Jean Drapeau

To send me free tickets email me here ( I realize no one is gonna be sending me any tickets, I just put this up because I am a dreamer)

Bonus: There is nothing more punk than Ashlee Simpson’s stylist picking up a pair of Dickies for her.

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“The Nature Channel – Iced Out.”

I bet that made every white reader laugh…because they are fucking racists. I won’t have you here – RACISTS.

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Wanting to fuck fat chicks makes sense to me. Not because my wife is fat, but because I understand fetishes, and fucking something that feels like a brand new couch could be hot.

What I will never understand is people who want to slam hybrid fat chicks, I am talking about small breasted sluts who gain all their McDonald’s eating weight in their ass, making the rest of their body all out of proportion.

At least Vida got a botched tit job to balance out her retardedly fat ass. Maybe the problem here is that I like my women to look like 12 year old boys with tits, and by 12 year old boy, I mean bikini models and actual hot chicks.

Let’s keep that fat chicks for the gangstas who still think it’s hot cuz that’s what rap videos tell them.

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Wanting to fuck fat chicks makes sense to me. Not because my wife is fat, but because I understand fetishes, and fucking something that feels like a brand new couch could be hot.

What I will never understand is people who want to slam hybrid fat chicks, I am talking about small breasted sluts who gain all their McDonald’s eating weight in their ass, making the rest of their body all out of proportion.

At least Vida got a botched tit job to balance out her retardedly fat ass. Maybe the problem here is that I like my women to look like 12 year old boys with tits, and by 12 year old boy, I mean bikini models and actual hot chicks.

Let’s keep that fat chicks for the gangstas who still think it’s hot cuz that’s what rap videos tell them.

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You guys like Red Rat? Yeah, this isn’t a music post and that song gets annoying after the third time you hear it. But that’s not the point. The point is that wind is our friend. Just yesterday I was sitting on a patio, waiting for the staff to kick me out for loitering/disturbing the customers with my stench, when I looked across the street and saw a decent looking Jewish girl walking hand in hand with her boyfriend. Her skirt got caught in the wind and I got a free show. The whore wasn’t wearing underwear and I saw her bikini waxer’s vietnamese artistic touch. It’s kinda funny that you Americans went from bombing their country to getting them to do your nails and wax your cunts. I guess it’s really not all that funny at all.

I have nothing to say today, so just look at the pictures. I realize that I am wasting my time with this site. I make no money, my traffic is shit, and I am not making any internet friends with it.

I am not crying for attention here, I just realize when something’s come to an end and honestly how could I expect to get any respect from writing a blog after I spent years laughing at bloggers. I am a real hypocrite. I would hate me too, actually i hate myself too.

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