I used to think Moustaches were the the sleaziest thing you could do to your face, thus making it the coolest thing to rock. I remember when I had a slammin’ handlebar moustache in every dream of myself. I’d wake up thinking to myself how cool it looked, but unfortunately for me, at the age of 35, I still can’t grow a motherfucker. But on the bright side every fucking hipster has one and now Ashton Kutcher’s got one, meaning every lame jock will have one this summer making the moustache the lamest fucking thing you can have on your face.. If this was 1998 I’d be giving dude praise for pushing the boundaries of cool..but it’s not. Sheep. Speaking of sheep I was at a bar the other day and 2 lame jocks were wearing 70’s tennis gear, you know jacked up socks, wooden racket, white lacoste, white shorts and fucking sweatbands. That novelty tennis trend died when Royal Tennenbaum’s came to video. I imagine those guys will be rockin’ the stache by the end of the summer. That said. I am just waking up and this post was bad. I’d apologize, but you probably aren’t even reading this.

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I used to think Moustaches were the the sleaziest thing you could do to your face, thus making it the coolest thing to rock. I remember when I had a slammin’ handlebar moustache in every dream of myself. I’d wake up thinking to myself how cool it looked, but unfortunately for me, at the age of 35, I still can’t grow a motherfucker. But on the bright side every fucking hipster has one and now Ashton Kutcher’s got one, meaning every lame jock will have one this summer making the moustache the lamest fucking thing you can have on your face.. If this was 1998 I’d be giving dude praise for pushing the boundaries of cool..but it’s not. Sheep. Speaking of sheep I was at a bar the other day and 2 lame jocks were wearing 70’s tennis gear, you know jacked up socks, wooden racket, white lacoste, white shorts and fucking sweatbands. That novelty tennis trend died when Royal Tennenbaum’s came to video. I imagine those guys will be rockin’ the stache by the end of the summer. That said. I am just waking up and this post was bad. I’d apologize, but you probably aren’t even reading this.

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I love how all you fuckers dis me for the links I choose. You call me a spammer and all kinds of fucking names. Keep it up – I will just post more fucking links everyday. Eventually – this garbage site will just be outbound links to crap….and then maybe you’ll stop comin’ by. Motherfucker. That said, if you have any links for me to put up submit that shit to my email . It’s the envelope at the top of the page – asshole.

Paris Hilton Paprazzi Video from the Weeked (she’s smoking a J in it)

On the MTV Movie Award Red Carpet with Jossip

Paul McCartney’s One-Legged Whore Ex-Wife When She Had 2 Legs and Was Naked

Ann Angel and Sexy Sandy Webcam Session HOT

Beyonce’s Walmart Executive Performance

Jessica Alba Nipple (kinda)

Stephanie Seymour See-Through Dress

OLD Ass To Mouth Fruit Catching Video (I think I banged the one on the Bottom)

So you think you can Throw Up….

Charlize Theron Cap – Topless in Pool

Point of the Story is India is Perverted

Cayos Has Compiled a Few of the Best Babe Galleries…

To my ugly readers…Extreme Makeover Casting Call

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My man Grover’s coming strong with some Lesbian music. That’s about all the intro I can handle for today. Look how many posts I made already. Now send me money you fuckers.

Last week I flew up to New York to go to a Pearl Jam concert with a few of my friends. The show was at Continental in East Rutherford, New Jersey. I don’t really like Pearl Jam……I take that back. I loathe Pearl Jam.

Eddie Vedder is a complete fool and never stops talking. Now that I think about it, I actually like seeing Pearl Jam sometimes because it reminds me that no matter how big of an idiot I am, there is always a bigger one. I have to admit, there was one cool part about the show. Eddie covered Sleater Kinney’s “Modern Girl� which is from their album The Woods. That album is fucking awesome, probably the best album of all time. Everyone should own it because Sleater Kinney is hard and pretty and one of the girls sounds like Kathryn Hepburn on crack.

Here are some Sleater Kinney Songs….Right Click – Save As if you want to keep this garbage…I mean music….

Sleater-Kinney-“Modern Girl�
Sleater-Kinney-“Wilderness�
Sleater-Kinney-“Entertain�

How’s this for a fucking stretch…Pearl Jam has a song called daughter. Bryce Dallas Howard’s career is based on being Ron Howard’s Daugether….

Bonus Some Nude ScreenCaps of Her

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I thought cigarettes were supposed to repress your appetite. Bitch is too thick in the pants to be a real smoker, and if she is a real smoker – she may want to consider increasing the intake. I am sitting on a patio outside a Starbucks next to an American Apparel in Montreal, Elisha Cuthbert’s hometown. She aint got shit on the quality 16-22 year old pussy that is walking by me. It a good thing she’s in L.A. trying to launch a career and not here polluting my fucking view. The guys at the table next to me are talking about some dream girl that he refuses to fool around with and wants to date. I guess he deosn’t realize that he has acne and will probably never get laid by anything, let alone his dream girls. Some really weird – scarry looking motherfucker just sat next to me, he’s skinnier than HIV and he’s rolling his own cigarette. Can you get AIDs, but sitting next to a freakshow at a starbucks. Point of the story is that I would rather fuck him that Cuthbert in these pics….that’s the story I heard.

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I thought cigarettes were supposed to repress your appetite. Bitch is too thick in the pants to be a real smoker, and if she is a real smoker – she may want to consider increasing the intake. I am sitting on a patio outside a Starbucks next to an American Apparel in Montreal, Elisha Cuthbert’s hometown. She aint got shit on the quality 16-22 year old pussy that is walking by me. It a good thing she’s in L.A. trying to launch a career and not here polluting my fucking view. The guys at the table next to me are talking about some dream girl that he refuses to fool around with and wants to date. I guess he deosn’t realize that he has acne and will probably never get laid by anything, let alone his dream girls. Some really weird – scarry looking motherfucker just sat next to me, he’s skinnier than HIV and he’s rolling his own cigarette. Can you get AIDs, but sitting next to a freakshow at a starbucks. Point of the story is that I would rather fuck him that Cuthbert in these pics….that’s the story I heard.

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This is like the time my friend Pavlos decided to get Laser Eye Surgery. The government offered to pay for him because it had something to do with the welfare program he was on. It was supposed to make him more hireable. He was scared of the concept, being a poor immigrant from Romania, he had no idea what Lasik was. He agreed to get it done, but the place gave him the option of doing one eye at a time, to see how it works and how it heals, and if the surgery is botched you’ll alwyas have one eye and all that shit. Victoria Beckham did the same thing, but the Tit version. I guess she wanted to test out cleavage to make sure these were the size for her or some shit. That’s the story I heard.

Bonus:

Taking Animal Print Fashion Advice from Beckham’s Tit, Brooke Hogan Keeps the State of Florida Proud by Remaining a Piece of White Stripper-lookin’ Trash…

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This is like the time my friend Pavlos decided to get Laser Eye Surgery. The government offered to pay for him because it had something to do with the welfare program he was on. It was supposed to make him more hireable. He was scared of the concept, being a poor immigrant from Romania, he had no idea what Lasik was. He agreed to get it done, but the place gave him the option of doing one eye at a time, to see how it works and how it heals, and if the surgery is botched you’ll alwyas have one eye and all that shit. Victoria Beckham did the same thing, but the Tit version. I guess she wanted to test out cleavage to make sure these were the size for her or some shit. That’s the story I heard.

Bonus:

Taking Animal Print Fashion Advice from Beckham’s Tit, Brooke Hogan Keeps the State of Florida Proud by Remaining a Piece of White Stripper-lookin’ Trash…

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I like to think I am the reason they broke up. Not because I contributed to their break-up in anyway, but because I like seeing other people’s misery and like thinking I am the cause. It makes me feel better about myself.

So, this past weekend, a SAD DJ AM played at a club called Passion. A devastated Nicole ran off with a bunch of short mexican/asian lookin’ women for a little getaway. Lucky for us, we’ve got these pics showing just how sad she really is.

Point of the story is that girls move on quicker after breaking up. Dude’s freak out lookin’ for new pussy, missing the old pussy, their lives all upside down, their routine destroyed…while girls are happy about the change…start banging many new dudes…while smiling in airports.

And if you can’t afford the 5 dollar cover charge, or if you are too homeless/ghetto/obese for the club to let you in (like me), put your iTunes on random and look at these pics fast. It’ll feel like you’re in the heart of a DJ AM party. Make sure you’ve got some Will Smith – Wild Wild West, he likes that one.

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