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2006

19

Jul

I am – Kid Rock's Useless Box of the Day

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Kid Rock is marrying Pam Anderson. That’s the story I heard. I can explain the logic behind this move if you want to hear it. Which you don’t because I have about 10 readers while other sites are rockin’ over 100,000 readers a day, I guess that makes me a failure, but I am going to tell you this Kid Rock theory because it’s fucking golden.

When a girl you are raw doggin’ gives you herpes, it’s in your best interest to stick it out with her, because it’s such a pain in the ass telling new girls about your herpes and they are never fully comfortable suckin’ on your dick, they’ll always hold back a bit and you don’t want the shit. Especially when you had a slut who got herpes in your back pocket. I guess the same goes of AIDS, HIV, Hepatitis and even HPV, but everyone’s got HPV….so I guess that one doesn’t count.

That means if you’ve fucked a dirty little ditch pig and slut gave you a lifelong rash…or a gift that keeps giving, marry her, that’s what Kid Rock is doing and Kid Rock is someone we should all be using as an example to live our lives by. Especially back in the dead midget make a wish foundation years. Now go fuck yourself.

More Pictures of Pamela Anderson:

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Sofia Vergara is the Mexican of the Day

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I have been fighting with the fake Lohan all day. I don’t know if I brought that up today. I lost the response I sent her, but shit was fucking golden. This is the last reply she sent me:

From SKEEZ

hah wow, you’re a fucking cunt
this is me so fuck off, you really need a hobby oh wait you have one stalking me. do me a favor stop stalking me and trash talking me when you don’t know me, i’m not a fucking slut and my body is just fine hunny. no wonder a cunt like you dosn’t have a girlfriend or friends. i have nothing against filipinos nor am i racists and i find it cute that you are going to say shit about filipinos or any race for that matter, grow up cunt. don’t talk to me i didn’t ask for you to speak to me or start shit with me but before you start making accusations and saying shit about someone or people get your fucking facts straight.

All I said to her was that I knew she wasn’t the real Lohan and that she was a Filipino 14 year old. Anyway, I am posting this in the Sofia Vergara post because Mexican Bitches are the new Filipino’s when it comes to cleaning apartments/hotel rooms/ homes.

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Jessica Biel’s Bra,Tits and Slutty Tattoo of the Day

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I was told that the reason I am fun to hang around is because I am weird. I took offense to that shit. I am fun to hang around because I am the coolest motherfucker on the Internet and Internet is life (when you have no friends). I like to think of myself as a normal person and the reason I am called weird is because suburban people hate that I don’t have a job, because having a career fucking sucks. I can barely get by, but at least I can spend my days sitting on a park bench watching 7 year olds play in a wading pool near my house. I don’t do it cuz I am into 7 year olds, I do it because I love fucking with the parents. The world is so fucking paranoid and seeing a sleazy mexican in sunglasses and soiled jogging pants always sets off their alarms. I guess fucking with people is what I do for a job I don’t get paid for, because I also love inappropriately touching people’s dogs. I don’t anything illegal to the dog, I just ask the owner what the dogs name is and start heavy petting until they ask me to stop. It’s always a laugh.

Speaking of laughs, check out this cunt’s bra. Bra’s are always funny when you are in grade 4. Cuddles.

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Jessica Biel's Bra,Tits and Slutty Tattoo of the Day

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I was told that the reason I am fun to hang around is because I am weird. I took offense to that shit. I am fun to hang around because I am the coolest motherfucker on the Internet and Internet is life (when you have no friends). I like to think of myself as a normal person and the reason I am called weird is because suburban people hate that I don’t have a job, because having a career fucking sucks. I can barely get by, but at least I can spend my days sitting on a park bench watching 7 year olds play in a wading pool near my house. I don’t do it cuz I am into 7 year olds, I do it because I love fucking with the parents. The world is so fucking paranoid and seeing a sleazy mexican in sunglasses and soiled jogging pants always sets off their alarms. I guess fucking with people is what I do for a job I don’t get paid for, because I also love inappropriately touching people’s dogs. I don’t anything illegal to the dog, I just ask the owner what the dogs name is and start heavy petting until they ask me to stop. It’s always a laugh.

Speaking of laughs, check out this cunt’s bra. Bra’s are always funny when you are in grade 4. Cuddles.

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Ass of the Day

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I saw a couple of Black guys walking out of a Chinese restaurant today. One was on his cell phone. I heard him say that his name was T Little. He got into a 100,000 dollar mercedes. What do you think he does for a living?

I will give you a hint. We have no professional sports here. We have no famous black actors from here. We have no famous rappers from here. Maybe he’s a doctor.

While you think about it, you can look at pics of J-Love shopping for some food to feed her fat ass. Pig.

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt's Fat Ass of the Day

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I saw a couple of Black guys walking out of a Chinese restaurant today. One was on his cell phone. I heard him say that his name was T Little. He got into a 100,000 dollar mercedes. What do you think he does for a living?

I will give you a hint. We have no professional sports here. We have no famous black actors from here. We have no famous rappers from here. Maybe he’s a doctor.

While you think about it, you can look at pics of J-Love shopping for some food to feed her fat ass. Pig.

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Tits Post of the Day

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I didn’t have the right software on this piece of shit computer to update today. But I have it now and I have decided to take on a new outlook on life. I am like a drug addict who had a drug overdose and has now decided to give his life over to the church. I am like a person who survived cancer who has thrown out their cigarettes forever. I am like a fat bitch who can’t get up the stairs and decides to stop eating the oreos and join some Richard Simon’s dance program to loose her gunt. I am like a deadbeat dad who is forgiven by his 20 year old son for the years of neglect. It’s new fucking beginnings and I have decided that I can either take two routes, the church or hell. I will let you know which one I go with.

In the meantime, here are some Aguilera pics that were out last night, but I couldn’t post them, cuz of the computer situation. I expect some of you to start dissing me on how slow and useless i am – NOW. That’s the story I heard. Motherfucker.

These Were The Pictures From Yesterday…

These are the pictures from Today…

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2006

19

Jul

I am – Christina Aguilera's Tits Post of the Day

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I didn’t have the right software on this piece of shit computer to update today. But I have it now and I have decided to take on a new outlook on life. I am like a drug addict who had a drug overdose and has now decided to give his life over to the church. I am like a person who survived cancer who has thrown out their cigarettes forever. I am like a fat bitch who can’t get up the stairs and decides to stop eating the oreos and join some Richard Simon’s dance program to loose her gunt. I am like a deadbeat dad who is forgiven by his 20 year old son for the years of neglect. It’s new fucking beginnings and I have decided that I can either take two routes, the church or hell. I will let you know which one I go with.

In the meantime, here are some Aguilera pics that were out last night, but I couldn’t post them, cuz of the computer situation. I expect some of you to start dissing me on how slow and useless i am – NOW. That’s the story I heard. Motherfucker.

These Were The Pictures From Yesterday…

These are the pictures from Today…

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2006

18

Jul

I am – Tara Reid Lookin’ Her Age of the Day

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There comes a time in every party slut’s life when the fruits of their labor finally start to pay off. That means that if a bitch drinks like a fish and snorts yay like a fiend all the fucking time, like it’s her fucking job, from the age of 19 to 30, her face, skin, heart and ass will all be nicely damaged. Looking at pictures of this cunt, I realize that she’s no longer the bright eyes I saw on American Pie and that I have been around hookers that have less damage to them than her. That’s not to say that you shouldn’t want to fuck her, every hole is a goal, and the fact that she’s this washed up already gives you, the common folk a better chance than you know to bag her, and by bag her I mean slam her with 6 condoms, because she’s a walking petri dish of cum, silicone, cellulite and disease. If you are wondering why I know what I petri dish is, it’s because I used to sell my body to science. Being a human guinea pig paid better than welfare. True Story.

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2006

18

Jul

I am – Tara Reid Lookin' Her Age of the Day

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There comes a time in every party slut’s life when the fruits of their labor finally start to pay off. That means that if a bitch drinks like a fish and snorts yay like a fiend all the fucking time, like it’s her fucking job, from the age of 19 to 30, her face, skin, heart and ass will all be nicely damaged. Looking at pictures of this cunt, I realize that she’s no longer the bright eyes I saw on American Pie and that I have been around hookers that have less damage to them than her. That’s not to say that you shouldn’t want to fuck her, every hole is a goal, and the fact that she’s this washed up already gives you, the common folk a better chance than you know to bag her, and by bag her I mean slam her with 6 condoms, because she’s a walking petri dish of cum, silicone, cellulite and disease. If you are wondering why I know what I petri dish is, it’s because I used to sell my body to science. Being a human guinea pig paid better than welfare. True Story.

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