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2022

28

Mar

Maddie Ziegler Oscar Tits of the Day

I don’t know why Maddie Ziegler looks 45 for the Oscars, but I guess I don’t know why Maddie Ziegler’s even involved in the Oscars…the girl is from a Dance Reality Show and a few music videos by SIA who likely groomed her after seeing her on the child Dance Reality shows, but all of sudden she’s a celebrity…..and not reality show trash…because she dances and has one of those muppet instagram faces…maybe it was part of the tadeoff of selling her soul…

What I do like about this shoot is the towel placement, like she’ in full glam, hair and make-up and totally pulled the towel down for you to see as much of her tits as she wants you to, and they look round and lovely…so maybe that’s the point of turning 18 in the industry….especially when reality STARS have more relevance than actual stars…bring them to your event and hope it helps salvage a dying, trashy, hollywood…..

Pretty racy.

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2022

28

Mar

Kristen Stewart Oscar Tits of the Day

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The Oscars are Trash but so is Kristen Stwart…an actor who may have even been nominated for an Oscar, which is hilarious to anyone who has ever seen Kristen Stewart act, it’s an emotionless, boring, uninteresting experience every single fucking time…

I get that she’s trying to act interesting in her lebsianism, wearing lingerie rocking some decent little tits, but the fact remains, she’s been around for a while, and has had zero star power the entire time, sure they hyped her up during the Twilight Years, but the idea that she’s being treated like a legit actress and not like Ashley Greene, is jokes….you know, since she sucks…but who am I to say anything, I’m not in their industry, I don’t know how their hierarchy works, I guess don’t have the credentials to have an opinion on the people or stories they feed us, just sit their, mouth gaping open like a stunned half retard, being filled with their propaganda, agendas and lies…

Maybe I’m being a little dramatic when it comes to Kristen Stewart’s lingerie outfit, but I guess lesbians as a concept irritate me, not because they don’t fuck me, no one fucks me, that’s nothing to be mad about, but because I don’t believe lesbianism is anything but a perversion since we are wired to want to breed and breeding means cock and cum….however gay definitely exists, just ask Will Smith for a history of his porn searches.

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2022

28

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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According to the local politicians, we’re going into the 6th wave of COVID, which means they’ve been either spraying us with virus from strategic chem trails, or maybe it’s shedding from all the vaccinated people on the unvaccinated they are trying to kill off for being dissenters, you know, bioweapons…maybe it’s the 5G radiation or maybe it’s just the natural course of a virus they can’t really detect in their PCR tests because it confuses colds and flus for COVID…..which is a solid reminder that people should stop caring if their sniffles are covid or not, treat it like a flu and die if that’s what is in the cards for you, but instead it becomes mandates, vaccine programs, lockdowns, and abuse of power…MAKE IT STOP…..but they won’t..more shots are on their way and I can assure you they won’t be nice to the unvaccinated since they are all mind controlled demonic evil angry monsters…

So let’s hope for all of our sake, that this shit doesn’t stick, that they can never pull off the ABUSE they’ve done to us over the last two years, and that we can go back to fetishizing nurses, vaccinated or not, as the heroes or the caring maternal instinct we never had in our lives, showing asshole for some supplemental income because the health industry underpays them as the pharma companies make TRILLIONS….THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED!

ALl this to say, nurses who sex work or practice the art of exhibitionism are hot…because they are slutty in their professional careers, fun..

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2022

28

Mar

Demi Lovato See Through of the Day

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THEY is rocking her Jada Pinkett hair-do that got Chris Rock Slapped….only Demi Lovato doesn’t pretend her saved head is from Alopecia, which isn’t really a valid excuse to slap someone over, ailments are designed to be made fun of, that’s the whole point of them, otherwise what the fuck would people poke fun at on a person…ailments are God’s way of giving us comedic material…because ultimately, who cares if a bitch is bald or not…

Anyway, Demi Lovato, clearly a product of the industry, who has been destroyed by the industry, despite succeeding at the level she succeeded in the industry, turned to drugs to deal with her trauma, abuse, sadness…pretended she was bi-polar instead of just admitting she’s a whiner, and now she’s bastardizing gender dysmorphia, or maybe appropriating it, to add to her excuses for whenever she nees excuses..

“It’s brain damage from my OD”….”I am addicted to OPIATES”….”I am bi polar”….”don’t you know it’s a pandemic”….you know victims be victims…but in being a genderless victim, she’s still doing a solid titty show in her see through shirt, because THEM nipples aren’t woman nipples, and THEM tits aren’t woman tits, making me wonder where the THEM pussy lips are hiding…bring em out…nipples without pussy aren’t nipples at all…well I guess they are….but I figure if you’re going to produce low level smut, make it count.

The gender pronoun shit is fucking dumb, but at Demi Lovato tits out is better than Demi Lovato whining about some shit, or singing about some shit…these people are all demons…

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2022

28

Mar

Hunter King Bikini Tits of the Day

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Hunter King is the less famous, less accomplished, less impressive as an actor than her sister Joey King, who has done a few serious roles outside her Teen star shit, that has managed to get her nominated for a Golden Globe a few years ago….but Hunter King is clearly the more talented one to look at….which is really the foundation of acting from my perspective, because the fact that these idiots are playing make-belief on such a big, high budget scale makes me zone the fuck out when watching any dumb movie, forcing me to stare at what matters, the tits and the sex scenes….

Hunter King is still an actress, she may have even won awards, but who cares about that, she’s not as active or high profile, so she has time to work on looking good in her bikini, you know giving a body worthy of being a costar to her titties.

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2022

28

Mar

Irina Shayk Ass of the Day

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I heard a story that Irina Shayk was the original cast member of the Kanye West staged drama to help get ratings to the Disney Kardashian show, you know lots of money is on the table, hundreds of millions of dollars, so dude has to act the part and in acting the part of crazy drama ex husband, he bought himself a few girlfriends over the course of the last few months, the grossest being known sex worker Julia Fox, using it to increase her profile, the best being Irina Shayk, the Russian queen you know sucked the right dick out of Russia to become a top model in America, because despite being hot, a lot of hot Russians, just as hot as Irina are still in Russia….not making babies with A-Listers…

Well apparently, her “YACHTING FEES” were too high for Kanye, figured he can get a cheaper whore to play his fake girlfriend in their “reality based stage show”….what’s real, what’s fake, who cares, it’s all trash.

I do think Irina, despite the price tag, especially after making babies, is top notched, the kind of hooker you’d want if you were a dot com billionaire, so looking at her thong ass is good.

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2022

28

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs can be a wonderful drug for people who had shitty moms, or absentee moms, or dead moms and that always craved that maternal instinct, love seeing a mom with her child, because they never had it, and are able to fuck them into a dirty, degraded place, by turning that kid’s mom into a whore, all thanks to the power of internet indoctrinating all women, even moms, into being sluts…

“TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES AREN’T FULFILLING – I WANT TO CHASE MY EVERY IMPULSE AND CUM ALL DAY TO DEAL WITH THE EMPTINESS SOCIETY HAS MADE ME FEEL…..” kind of thing…

Or maybe, moms are people do, like being jerked off to like other people, maybe even feel good about themselves and can’t really get the attention they want at parent teacher nights…so they turn to the internet…I don’t know…

But in an era where all women post nudes, monetize nudes, even moms, we’re in a weird fucking timeline that’s fun to jerk off to, but if you think about it too much, is weird..

I mean, I go to grocery stores, it’s my only hobby especially in COVID era and I see these moms in action..SO MANY decent mom asses in leggings….which doesn’t really make sense to me…because I grew up in an era where moms were moms and the hot mom was the second wife there for the money and that only happened to the one rich kid in the school….not EVERY kid….

But here we are, a school full of fuckable moms, trying hard to stay fuckable knowing they have that baggage of kids to bring them down….

It could just be me getting older, so 30 year old moms are hot to me, or maybe 30 year old moms are hot…I am not self aware enough to do the fucking math on it, I just look at the tits and pussy that once shat out life….like a 3D printer…and pretend that they don’t have kids because I don’t have a MILF fetish, if anything I think society is doomed because mom’s are doing this, instead of teaching their kids to do better…I’m judgemental like that….and truly believe that FUN ends when you breed….THROW in that towel on fun…but these ladies are trying to throw my life philosophy on MILFS away…..JERKS.

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2022

28

Mar

Kaili Thorne Ass of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, who was raised by their “mom” who wasn’t actually Kaili’s mom, which probably made their fucking hollywood execs together a little less awkward…STEPMOM/STEPDAUGHTER threesomes, not actual incest threesomes, assuming that Bella Thorne’s mom had sex with execs to get her actual kids their start entertainment, which I do assume….but obviously don’t have proof of…so don’t be suing us for Defamation, we’re just here celebrating that a half sister to a famous “Porn Meets Mainstream” Disney kid, is showing her thonged ass in public, as part of her only fans promotion, to keep things sex and to keep subscribers into her enough to keep paying her, because when you’re the second tier sibling, finally getting an audience is exciting, even if it’s from doing GUTTER SHIT.

The point is, I like to see what Kaili gets up to, to understand just how fucking weird their upbringing must have been, and the shit they’ve seen from being broke Florida trash with a dream of grandeur….actually getting that dream of grandeur…probably came with a few sacrifices, casualties, and we could be looking at one of them…..

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2022

28

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I just read some local news story about a breast feeding sit in that happened at a local mall because some women breast feeding at the mall was told by security to go to the designated breast feeding section rather than pulling her tit out in the middle of the mall…because mall security are cockblocks and I guess pretty fucking uptight power trippers…

I wish I had known such a dumb moment in feminism, or solidarity towards titty milk was going down for women who feel the need to fight for the right to breast feed….despite having the right to breast feed written into the charter of rights.becasue feeding your baby is basically the LAST human thing we do that hasn’t fully been replaced by tech, machines and fake substances that mimic breasheyt mil, eve hav options to not breast feed the kids, some of these perverts opt out of that and keep it natural.

The point is, I would have liked to have known that this event happened, you know to sit across from them jerking off, as I do whenever I see a tit pulled out in public….instead I’m forced to look at these dumb pics and videos pulled from the dumb internet…

I miss out on all the fun….