This is the bitch from 90210 who stayed a virgin until she was 40 on the show. She cockteased my man David like a motherfucker and by the time she gave up her goods, I had long forgotten the show, not for any real reason other than the fact that I sold my TV for coke. It was the 90s and coke was really expensive, but in retrospect it gave me a lot more memories than this piece of shit show. The nepitism that got Tory Spelling an acting job also bought her some fake titties because lets face it her manface wasn’t doing the job and Daddy needed ratings. Unfortunately for us, we never saw them naked, but 10 years later bitch is in the Airport braless, and nipples erected probably due to her excitement that someone actually cared to ask her for an autograph!!

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What has she done for us lately…what the fuck am I saying, she hasn’t done shit for me ever. She was married to John Stamos the star of Full House, who’s career has really sky-rocketed since that show’s been off the air, but more importantly she was a hot model for about a day. She was tall, big breasted and had a pretty tight body, something we like in models. From this series of recent pics it seems like bitch has taken a liking to cake. That’s right she’s all fat and shit, and it can only be assumed that this happened in response to an abusive relationship, look at her bruised up legs. Life can be a sad place and I am no psychiatrist…but I do like to think that my wife was once tight, it makes fucking her a lot easier, I just close my eyes on that shit and pretend I am fucking something that was at least hot at one point in life, in reality she was always a fat oreo eating slob.

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Sitting in the sun is a good thing…the vitamin D is a great way to prevent depression, that’s what my therapist used to tell me, but it’s bullshit. When I was in prison I was outside raking fucking fields all day and I was depressed as shit, and sun burnt, I don’t know if you ever met a burnt Mexican who can’t find any guacomole to smear on the burn, well, it’s a fucking depressed one if you didn’t figure that much out. I know I have to walk you through things, idiot. Anyway Aniston, the sun won’t change the fact that your husband left you for a hotter girl. That is something you will have to live with for the rest of your life, tan or no tan, you are inadequate…and it’s sad, you feel rejected, worthless, like your life has come crashing down before your eyes, as you should, because it has and it’s only downhill from here…you will get older and older, and your ex-husband will get more and more refined. I don’t doubt that you will have trouble finding someone to stick it to you…you greek anal slut, but will he be as good as Brad? I love how I just wrote that as if Aniston actually reads this shit, I know I am stuck with you bunch of hurtbags, but sometimes I like to believe I have a little more reach than perverts like you, but reality comes crashing down pretty hard when I read your retarded comments. For the record, these pics may be old.

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So here are some responses from the people who love me to the cunt who sent me hate mail:, Feel free to email him if you want all the info’s in the last post.

Oh Brendan,

Do people ever really get hit by a Mack truck? Do you even know what a Mack truck is, as opposed to another type of truck that might hit a person?

Brendan, why go to so much trouble when you are not up to the task of a genu-wine insult?

Here are some words for you to look up. Since you obviously have a computer, you can use that thing called The Internet to find some definitions.

1. Sarcasm
2. Parody
3. Moron (look for your picture – try Google Image search!)

Good luck!
Troy

Go fuck yourself! Your mom is probably splitting her “Fat” beef curtains right now and getting fucked by “the drunken stepfather.”

If fat bitches were flying, you’d certainly be a squad leader, so shut the fuck up bitch.

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I am all for girls doing things in front of me, that may sound vague, but by things I mean anything that involves touching their various parts not excluding changing their tampons, dude can’t be picky….by dude I mean me. Yeah, that’s just how I am livin’, anyway – I made a post about Kate Beckinsale a while ago, and if you don’t remember it – click here I bet you feel better now….anyway bitch had a baby, the goods change and aren’t as tight as they were a few years ago, and things ride up while walking, we aren’t judgin you for pickin the wedgie girl, we understand your situation, but that won’t stop us from posting it, I love how I refer to myself as “we” and “us”….it makes me feel like I am a part of a collective…

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I am all for girls doing things in front of me, that may sound vague, but by things I mean anything that involves touching their various parts not excluding changing their tampons, dude can’t be picky….by dude I mean me. Yeah, that’s just how I am livin’, anyway – I made a post about Kate Beckinsale a while ago, and if you don’t remember it – click here I bet you feel better now….anyway bitch had a baby, the goods change and aren’t as tight as they were a few years ago, and things ride up while walking, we aren’t judgin you for pickin the wedgie girl, we understand your situation, but that won’t stop us from posting it, I love how I refer to myself as “we” and “us”….it makes me feel like I am a part of a collective…

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Now you all know I am addicted to ExtremeRestraints.com, I post the shit daily and should probably set up an affiliate in the event that any of you punks purchase something from these perverts, the reason I don’t is because I know you are all a bunch of hurtbags who don’t actually get laid, so havin a set of anal ring toss toys would be a serious waste. I guess you could get your best friend, who is equally pathetic as you to play with you, but how would you ever decide who is the ring thrower, and who is the ring catcher, I guess you could take turns. No worries anal ring toss is seriously “no homo”….the issues in your life are pretty complicated, and this here is my new favorite sex toy ever!

Anal Ring Toss
For some serious entertainment use the X-rated ring toss. The small 2 inch long .75 inch diameter silicone butt plug goes in their rear while others throw the the yellow rings at the anal stick. The one with the most ringers wins! Comes with 3 rings and anal plug with stick. Sounds like fun for the whole party.

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Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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It was a horrible show, with no budget, that I couldn’t watch more than 3 minutes of, no matter how drunk I was. Even if I passed out on the motherfucking floor and that shit came on, I would still find a way to change the fucking channel, even if it was to Dick Clark’s History of Rock and Roll infomercial….however the bitch in the show, named Tricia, is semi naked for some type of shitty photoshoot. This is what happens to you when you sign on to a shitty TV show…you end up doing cheap modeling work to pay for the Volks Jetta you bought with your huge paycheck from you shitty show….it was a four year lease, who woulda thought they would stop paying you after the first episode…I bet you didn’t Tricia you whore.

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