So the good thing about a thong is that when a girl positions herself the right way you can always get a glimpse of the puckered starfish. That’s what I call the outter rim of the anus. Next Door Nikki, is one of those cock teasing whores who has a website that pays for her babies formula and diapers, but she never gets naked. The tease factor lures guys in to sign memberships hoping to be the first to see her snapper. Well I got news for you assholes, the more you sign-up, the less likely she is to ever let you see her poon. This is the fucking internet, everyone and their fucking sister have naked pics…and they aren’t even getting paid for it. My advice to you is to walk away from her bullshit, and when the baby gets hungry, and her tits are all dried up, bitch is gonna get naked. She really only has one task to do in my eyes, and she has completely fuck it up. I blame all you members for making the system fail.

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So the good thing about a thong is that when a girl positions herself the right way you can always get a glimpse of the puckered starfish. That’s what I call the outter rim of the anus. Next Door Nikki, is one of those cock teasing whores who has a website that pays for her babies formula and diapers, but she never gets naked. The tease factor lures guys in to sign memberships hoping to be the first to see her snapper. Well I got news for you assholes, the more you sign-up, the less likely she is to ever let you see her poon. This is the fucking internet, everyone and their fucking sister have naked pics…and they aren’t even getting paid for it. My advice to you is to walk away from her bullshit, and when the baby gets hungry, and her tits are all dried up, bitch is gonna get naked. She really only has one task to do in my eyes, and she has completely fuck it up. I blame all you members for making the system fail.

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Everyone, join a boy band because even if it is a failure, or if you only have one album, you will end up slammin Jessica Simpson and driving a Ferrari, or not. There is no point to this post, I just saw Nick in his new car and was inspired by the fact that someone as useless as him can achieve so much. It’s the American Dream bitches.

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Even people with big cock like to have other parts of their bodies touched.You would think that when a person joins a site devoted to large penis, they really only have one thing on the mind. After visiting the site, I have determined that these people are three-dimensional. They possess the complexities we all have, and just because their penises are huge, doesn’t take away from the fact that they are human. Here is the post of the day:

I find my left nipple gets my spunk flowing very quickly indeed – my right is much less effective.
What do you find?

Franky

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There is nothing more exciting than seeing a young girl knocked up like the trailer trash that she is. It helps me believe that everything does happen the way it is supposed to. Britney getting knocked up has reinstated my feelings towards religion and more importantly fate. Once trash, always trash…..that said – here’s a great site of a pregnant chick getting fucked. Follow the link you fucking pervert.
PREGNANT AND FUCKED

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So I have been drunk a few times in my life, in fact, I think I have been drunk more than I have been sober over the last 15 years, and I have never really lost the ability to function. I will admit that there have been many times where I have missed my target while pissing, or even times I accidently pissed on the girl I was trying to fuck, but I have yet to really piss my pants. I am hoping that will come with old age, all this hard living will catch up to me and leave me with no bladder control. Pissing myself, or having to wear Depends would be a fucking funny way to spend the last years of my life, when I am too old and weak to make someone’s life hell. You see pissing myself will never be humiliating, but it will cause the people caring for me a lot of grief. You can be rest assured I will be smiling like a motherfucker everytime I make potty.

This is a picture submitted by a reader of a dude who couldn’t quite hold it in. I know you love this shit, you closet case queen!

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So some bitch sent me in this t-shirt, and I figured that I would post it, not because I like it, but because I like submissions, and by submissions, I really mean submissive people. I work in a factory, where I am a bitch all day and when I come home, like any normal man, like to enforce my authority, because outside of work, I am in charge! I like to tie the bitch up and spank the shit out of her ass. I really only feel satisfied with my day, when I am single handedly responsible for a girl’s inability to sit for a week. This shirt looks like it was made by a drunk guy with no talent in his basement using feces, aint nothin wrong with that!

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So the hottest thing to ever hit the internet is the ability to find like-minded people, people with similar interests, people who make you feel less alone. One of those communities is the Fleshlight Discussion Board and I love how these people have the need to share their stories about rocking the fleshlight, I think it’s something that should be kept underwraps, because it is something to be ashamed of. Think about it as rock bottom…the more you use this, the less hope you have in fucking an actual girl. Especially when you can only last 7 minutes! This is a post of some dude’s first time:

I just got my fleshlight today, I got the Ice lady, stww, I must say it was awesome, I’m about 6 inches and have a porportionate width, but I must say that when I was inside the Ice Lady, (lol, good nickname for my fleshlight!), The insert magnafied my size, something fierce, made it look like I was about 8 inches and twice as wide, talk about a confidence builder! lol! I only lasted about 7 minutes, but I was trying to get a feel for it, you know adjusting between suction and no suction, fast or slow, even tried twisting it around on my cock, and that is when it happened, I lost it, before I could stop myself, I spit all over the inside, And the Ice Lady took all of it! I’ll Probably try again here in a few minutes, but I just washed her out and powdered her! Oh well, all in a days work!!!! LOL!

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I am not allowed to go into all the details as to why I was away, and no one really needs to worry about that shit, because I am back, for now. I had a lot of downtime that I used to question my life, and think that my new outlook will do us all some good. I am tired of going against the grain trying to take down everyone and everything around me. This self-destructive behavior may be funny for you to watch, but I can’t really live with myself for being such a negative form of entertainment provider. I have decided that it is time for constructive contribution in society and that is why I am adopting an Guatemala toddler.I am going to give her a home, nurture her and give her everything I never had. I will feed her McDonald’s, and when she is ripen, like a freshly picked guava, I am going to make her wear bootyshorts around the house and shower in front of me…it’s a small price for her to pay to have a normal family….

This is a picture of beautiful Maria, and if you feel the need to jump on the Guatemala adoption train….

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