The beauty of drugs is that they help you feel good, when the whole world is against you. The problem with drugs is that sometimes your emotions take a hit and forgetting your problems becomes impossible…no matter how many lines you cut, you just feel worse and worse, eventually breaking down and crying for all to see. Something like this happened to Lohan recently. She was out partying and all of a sudden, she cracked, broke into tears, and we’ve go the pictures. I hate to speculate what her real problems are, I know it’s got nothing to do with paying the mortgage, or daddy not lending her the car for the night, I think it’s got more to do with the herpes she’s hooked up and the fact that she’s gotta tell the guy she’s about to bring home that she’s got an outbreak. I guess there could be other issues like a serious lack of acceptance by the general public, maybe the love of her life Wilmer “herpes patient zero” was making out with some other 17 year old slag…I guess the list is endless, but I will guarantee all her problems are menial compared to yours. I remember the last time I cried while high. I was watching Bambi and that scene where they kill the mother was just too hard to deal with…maybe it’s because I never knew my mother, she was too busy sucking dick for money to breast feed me.
Thanks mom!
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I personally hate bloggers, but I won’t lie, the assholes at TheSuperficial have made me laugh before, and I never laugh, so they are doing something right. I don’t know if you remember but I was guest editor at Fleshbot for a week, so I think it would only be appropriate for my blogging career to take on celeb gossip, since I have already tackled sex.
So Demi Moore like to fuck young dudes who are at the height of their careers, she likes to cock block and ruin their chances of getting any pussy they want, she does it with her experienced twat and her tight body. Bitch, must know what she’s doing cuz you know any girl who’s out there would love to fuck Ashton, he was an underwear model you know. That’s not the point of this, because I am not here to question why people are together, love is beautiful and you need to embrace that shit when you find it, like I did, only instead of love I did it for citizenship, which is really one in the same….we all have our alterior motives, like Ashton’s prolly trying to make his move on “fox” or whatever the fuck Demi’s 14 year old is named….Like every good celebrity, dirty Demi did some naughty pics for a french magazine called Oui, that means yes, I know because I am culture, asshole. These pics are vintage, like a fine wine, you can tell by bitch’s nasty bush..that shits making it’s way down to her ankles. I assume this was done in between movies, when she was launching her career…RESPECT cuz we all gots to eat…
I don’t like it when a girl can dance, it reminds me of ballet dancers with failed careers who have turned to stripping and that makes me sad, not because I hate strippers, but because I hate ballet dancers, it’s a way for gay guys to be teased by their peers, for russians to leave a communist country and for nouveau riches to feel classy…well guess what you WASPY fuck, your little princess is letting me grab her tits for 10 dollars! I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you? So the next time you go to a strip club, get the girl who can’t dance, because she’s working cuz she needs it and not to piss off her dad at the next country club galla when she drops that bomb on him….he’ll be all like “honey, I thought I was paying for your law degree” and she’ll be like “I don’t want to be a lawyer daddy, that’s your dream, I want to dance for Jesus”, but girl, that aint happening- cuz I’ll be with the bitch with no rhythm, who’s trying to work for her coin, making up for her weak dancing, but grinding just a little harder than you are…..now if you wanna see a girl who can’t dance for shit and is clothed, you best click the motherfucking link…
