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2022

15

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Without tight pants, the grocery store boners would be more soft….because with tight pants being normalized. part of the hive mind trends, we’ve got ladies of all sizes rocking them, getting their pussies eaten by them, all while we get to sit on the sidelines and watch, in what is far more interesting than any sporting event, because it makes menial tasks or errands far more erotic…

You cannot leave the house without seeing an ass in leggings, they are the comfortable sweatpant that meant you had given up on life, reimagined in a porno generation…..

Some of you may even work with tight pant wearers, I see them in coffee shops, restaurants even banks and grocery stores…and I don’t really know how you do it….because the pants so tight, that whole second skin thing, gives a lot of information on what is under those pants…giving you some visuals that make the lunch meat you’re fucking in the deli aisle far hotter, thus quicker to finish, reducing your chances of being caught…

Tight pants are the key to your public masturbating with inanimate grocery store items….without getting caught…and remember….cold cuts are less offensive than the chicken skin….PRO TIPS.

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2022

15

Mar

Ashley Benson Slutty of the Day

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Woah Ashley Benson…

Just when you forgot about the typically dumpy, only famous from being on one hit show, the actor version of a one hit wonder, who has a huge social media following, because of that hit show…..

She comes out with a half naked selfie, in lingerie and mesh, in a “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” thirst trap for likes and follows because apparently girls like being jerked off to.

The only conclusion that I can come up with from all the slutty selfies out there is that girls like to be jerked off to…and I guess that works out well for us.

Clearly, she’s been either starving herself, railing amphetamines, working out, or eating the pussy so hard she’s now dying of AIDS<, because I thought she was fatter....but she's no longer a full fledged lesbian, she did that for the acronym she can drop in meetings when they decide to only cast or hire woke people who compartmentalize themselves in some sexuality box... The world is weird...could you imagine Hollywood of Yesteryear doing slutty selfies, I'd be all over Bea Arthurs....or Angela Lansburry....Murder, She Wrote....more like Murder, my face with them titties Bed knobs and Broomsticks...momma. [gallery columns="2" size="medium" ids="831639,831642"] JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2022

15

Mar

Kate Hudson Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Kate Hudson may be a Romantic Comedy Icon thanks to nepotism, but she’s also a dot com billionaire with her direct to consumer brand that I doubt she had much involvement in the success of, but that she managed to be a figure head for, because they knew “TARGET WHITE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LADIES ON THAT FEMALE HIVE MIND”….to make it a trend, to make it a billion dollar brand…and you need one of their leaders, or idols to do that….

I always thought of Kate Hudson as more of a damaged rich girl with an alochol problem, even with her dot come direct to consumer, MADE IN CHINA, fast fashion that destroys the earth, but no one seems to complain about that, they’re too busy taking it out on plastic straws and grocery bags….

But apparently she’s a beacon of middle aged mom fitness, and when she does the “HUDSON SHUFFLE”, which I’ll assume is a white girl TikTok trend that she wants people doing to push her brand, it’s that EASY….I don’t mind her as much…

There’s fat old well travelled possibly blown out ass in what is a solid fucked from behind position doing baby steps and booty jiggles in the name of fitness you can jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing…so TAKE IT IN…or imagine her TAKING it in…both work.

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2022

15

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t spend a lot of time on Social Media so I dont’ really know what is being said about tiny tits…I can’t imagine it being anything bad….I mean with all the trans being celebrated, gays being celebrated, fatties being celebrated, genderless being celebrated, creepy teachers with blue hair being celebrated, there’s likely no time to single out women for their small tits and shame them….and THAT IS A GOOD THING…because I fucking love tiny tits, they come stock on hotter, fitter bodies and that’s a good thing…

I don’t hate big tits either, but a sloppy tit can be revolting when you find a donut under it, you know smeared between tit and gut…

I do see that when I celebrate tiny tits, doing my part to save a tiny tit from getting slaughtered by some dumb girl who doesn’t realize her tits matter and that her fake tits aren’t impressive, even if they get more views on YOUTUBE…..is that some of you low life fags say shit like “what is she a little boy”….no motherfucker, tits don’t determine gender…a FAT WET PUSSY does…tits are just an accessory and you can cum on tits of all size equally…

These girls are TINY TIT ambassadors and I like their hustle..

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2022

15

Mar

Nina Dobrev Wet of the Day

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I never thought much of Nina Dobrev, a Canadian Refugee who has found salvation in Los Angeles thanks to being an “actor” whatever the fuck that means….she’s originally from some GYPSY producing country that I’d assume a bunch of people are jerking off to in this whole WORLD WAR III performance piece people are actually invested in and talking about, when I’m fully not interested in any of that shit in any way, besides finding a fucking CHARTER jet to bring all the bitches to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER headquarters where I will show them images of War Torn communities demanding a dick suck or being threatened with being sent back!

I do always find it interesting when the immigrants come to Canada, then fuck off to America, only to do big things, like TV shows, eventually ending up on SHAUN WHITE’S snowboard penis…but not that interesting….

I actually find her hot, long, busty enough, fit enough, mid-30s body pretty fucking great….so I went from not thinking anything about a Canadian hero who wasn’t born in Canada…but maybe represents how great immigration is, cultivate them so their future tax dollars get paid to AMERICA…where they moved to….to thinking she’s one of the hotter starlets in her 30s who doesn’t really star in anything, but does a good job half naked on instagram…for an old chick.

So you just saw her getting wet….now here she is getting dirty…

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2022

15

Mar

Charli XCX Slutty of the Day

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Whether you believe people sell their souls to the devil to get famous or not, clearly something happened to Charli XCX during the pandemic, where all of a sudden the industry decided to give her her moment…..I guess they kept her as a bench warmer long enough and knew that if they wanted a return on their investment, because she seems to have had a lucrative enough record deal despite being barely famous….and decided it was time before she full expired….so they brought her out of the woodwork, had her buy a 20 million dollar house so people know she doesn’t fuck around, then basically pull her from the nightclub circuit, which is where I saw her perform, and bring her to the TOP OF THE CHARTS…hosting SNL, cover of Rolling Stone, you know their old tired tricks of the trade to get the HIVE mind excited about her…they even gave her a NETFLIX SPECIAL….nature’s number one ad to the HIVE mind, because they are mindlessly watching netflix….paving the way for santanic music videos and a whole new, much hotter version of Charli XCX….and selling her soul was that small price to pay for that fucking fame and fortune…the dream of mattering that all these fucks have.

Who ares, she’s showing off legs that look long, probably ust the angle, and I figure satanist or not, human sacrificer or not, demon blood inside her or not….she’s worth looking at whilst half naked…but hen again, who isn’t…

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2022

15

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess it is safe to say that THINGS TO WEAR TO THE BEACH, the replacement for “THE RATIO” now that all these bitches don’t promote their ratio, it’s probably seen as some white privilege, or white savior complex, or some micro-agressions, or whatever the latest WOKE key word is….WE CAN’T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE HAVE A WAIST TO HIP RATIO because that would be discriminatory to the boxy and bloated bitches who don’t…

SO I’m forced to resort back to the most basic of internet content, the reason social media exists, because people like to stare at their girls in bikinis, especially people we know, you know jerking off to friends not strangers was a revelation to the internet life and now every motherfucker posts bikini pics all day, so here are some swimsuit pics, of random who the fuck knows who any of these people are, but I am sure they are really stoked on being included on a site called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER….probably top of their RESUME….

Along with freedom, we don’t have bathing suits in Canada, so I appreciate staring at them.

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2022

15

Mar

Hotel Room Tour…. and Other Videos of the Day

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These Don’t Make Sense

TIs The Body Fake

The Booty Shake

I think her Shirt is a Little Small

I think her Boobs are a Little Big

Athletic

She Deadlifts

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think one of the silliest lies that is pushed around in Hollywood by the people in Hollywood, so you know that it is propaganda, assuming you’re not one of the NPCs who can be easily programmed because you’re locked into the HIVE MIND that controls about 80 percent of the population……the HIVE MIND that makes pop songs hits, that makes blockbuster movies hits, that make celebrities and influencers, that make instagram brands billion dollar brands…that turn regular girls into ONLYFANS sex workers…you know THE HIVE MIND controlled by the AI and sophisticated psychological warfare…

But yeah, one of the biggest lies that these Hollywood types tell people is that they are “Artists”….

Money grubbers, whores, bottom feeders, narcissists, satanists sure….but ARTISTS…that’s a fucking stretch….

You cannot, under any circumstance have art dictated by politics, which is essentially what Hollywood is…sure you can have art about politics, but not art created in a political framework..which is what they do in Hollywood with all the woke, PC, inclusivity, GET VACCINATED, UKRAINE shit…..

More importantly, Hollywood is a big business based on profitability, so every decision made is one of finance not artistry, and if you’re working within a corporate structure, performing tasks for the corporate interest, all to make for profits….you’re no longer an artist, but a cog in the marketing arm of the corporation…

So when these assholes tell you “as an artist”….you can tell them to suck your fucking dick, they are liars….they are evil….they are manipulating you….always remember that…..ART IS DEAD….and these people are fucking monsters trying to ruin humanity…

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World’s Hottest Real Estate Agent
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The World is Imploding when they do a Re-Do of Swimming with Sharks…which is ALREADY A Movie…
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Politicians Who Forgot their Mics were On
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Wedding Prank
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3 Year Old Takes Bus at 3 Am for a Slushie…What the Fuck
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Massive Anaconda
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2022

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some times you have to remind yourself that you live in a society of medicated half retards who think that Forrest Gump is either a documentary or at least a biopic on a real person…..or that the Kanye, Kim and Pete Davidson thing is a real narrative and not manufactured drama to keep shit relevant…there’s a long list of examples of the retardation…but if the Kanye thing is real, an he’s not a satanic puppet destroyed by those witches, and the evil industry he’s won at…..he’s the fucking man for exposing these garbage humans….but I have a hard time buying into it…

We’re not an impressive bunch…which is probably a good thing becasue the dumber and dumber you get, the hornier and hornier we get, don’t believe, me volunteer at swim day for the mentally handicapped…. and that horniness provides a solid amount of content to keep us entertained while we waste our lives and wait to die…

There is a reason TikTok works so well, it’s basically a reminder that the end is near…but THERE ARE TITS ON IT….so why the fuck are you on this site when you can just scroll social media sleaze….

Oh right, you’re not….

Rita Ora – No Panties at the Critic’s Choce Awards
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Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini in Mexico
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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Megan Fox in a Very Skimpy Sports Bra
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The Kim/Ye/Skete texts are so manufactured
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Former Gymnast Courtney August Has Found Her Calling
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Elisie Hewitt Sushi Babe
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The Men of the Critic’s Choice Awards
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Miley’s Boyfrind in his Underwear and snifing his Fingers….
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Confessions of a Forever Alone Woman
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Street View of 11 of the Most Dangerous Places in America
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Terrible Parking
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Woman Joins Street Musician and Kills it….Impressive…
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Crazy Soccer Moments Caught on Tape
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Lily Mo Sheen Stars Alongside Nic Cage
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Paige Van Zant Gets Wet with her Friend
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Kara Del Toro Eats Cherries in Lingerie
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Insane Backward Runner Running Down Stairs
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Emotional Sports Moments
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Funny Slap Prank
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The Hardest Dive Ever….
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Heidi Klum’s Still Got a Crazy Bod
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Scarlett Bordeaux is Ready to Teach You a Lesson
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Angry Bird is Armed
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Hacker vs Scammer
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Over taking a Truck Fail
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Drake’s Crazy House
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Elle Fanning Glam in the Public Bathroom
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Gisele Comments on Brady’s Return to Football
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Cat Causes Damage
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Smashing Expensive Bong Prank
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Comedian Has a Meltdown when No One Laughs at his Jokes
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Addison Rae is a busty Biker Chick
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Two Hot Models in bed
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Hot Tennis Babe in Bikini
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Round Booty
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Tom Brady’s Ex Bridget Moynahan is Happy He Decided to Call Off His Retirement
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Get Some High Quality Meat
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts!!
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Kaitlyn Dever in a Hot Dress for the Critic Choice Awards
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Simone Ashley in VOgue
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen Photoshoot
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Sydney Sweeney in Teen Vogue
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Eiza Gonzalez at an Event
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Emilia Jones at an Event
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Emma Watson Red Carpet
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Florence Pugh Strong Legs
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Ella Purnell on the Red Carpet
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Katharine McPhee for the Paparazzi in a tight shirt
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Kristen Stewart on the Red Carpet
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Kiernan Shipka in Jeans…
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Zoey Deutch Cleavage
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Lily James Dressed Wild
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Lea Seydoux Cleavage
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Lady Gaga at the Critic’s Choice Awards
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I wonder what she’s looking for
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The Worst Male Orgasms Ever
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PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL
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Riding the Dildo with the Butt Plug in
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College Girls
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Clear Dildo Riding
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This Yoga is Weird
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Girl on Girl
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Patriotic Babes
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Tail Butt Plugs and Friends…
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Hot Reddit Amateur Anna Valentia
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Creamy
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Babes at the Pool
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Dildo Ride
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Endless Pounding
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Multi-Colored Dildo
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Claire is Naked on a Bridge
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Fast Rider
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Hottie Taking the Shorts Off
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