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2024

09

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I keep seeing whores out there really embracing the country lifestyle. They’re rocking Real Tree prints and shopping at Bass Pro shop. They are watching cowboy movies and connecting with ranchers, country music and cowboys. They like the trad wife movement, and the getting out into nature for an off grid experience….at least the good girls are…there are still freakish cat ladies who think being into American roots is WEIRD…

I’m just waiting for these instagram whores converging with the outdoorsman….to use the fishnets for their intended purpose on a fishing trips with actual fish nets.. in ways we can jerk off to because there vaginas are exposed.

In the meantime…they’re still doing glamour model shit in fishnets and the fishnet pantyhose, with all it’s mesh, speaks to our perversion apparently..

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2024

09

Aug

Sydney Sweeney AI Porn is Retarded of the Day

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I just came across some Sydney Sweeney AI porn, which is WAY too similar to the early 2000 celebrity FAKES that involved celeb faces being cropped onto porn bodies.

So the AI thing is nothing new, other than being able to make the celebrities say racist shit in videos while they diddle themselves in the “DEEP FAKE”….

The people who jerk off to deepfakes, celebrity fakes, AI nudes are weird to begin with, but I guess it’s some sort of fantasy of what their favorite celebs pussy would look like if it was a gutter porn chick, which in a lot of cases these celebs are….so I support you in your harmless quest of weirdness to jerk off to….

I just don’t understand why you’d do a Sydney Sweeney nude AI when you can literally google Sweeney and see her actual tits in action and being perverted….but the internet is a weird place that wants CGI nudes instead of actual nudes…you fucking robot brains plugged into the mainframe system….

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2024

09

Aug

Lydia Bielen is the Instagram Of The Day

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Apparently Lydia Bielen is a legitimate model with a ton of different agents, because that’s what legitimate models do in this world of self produced, self created, self identified, do it yourself models..

I like that stamp of approval…

She’s also got an IMDB because she’s clearly got a dream of acting….

I checked out her instagram, saw her in stripper heels, a thong, squating like she’s either taking a shit on my chest or suffocating me with her model asshole…both exhilarating…

So…let’s celebrate it…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

09

Aug

Horny Heidi Klum’s Tits Out in the Car

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Heidi Klum is wearing a late 80s bathing suit as a tribute to when she was in her 30s…back in ’89 when the fall of the Berlin Wall happened and she was able to crawl out of communist and make her oppressed people proud by working as a titty model in America, where she didn’t need to smuggle their audio cassettes and Levis jeans in through a sophisticated network of bootleggers…..but instead she could fuck the people in the audio cassettes and make a half dozen kids with them….KISSED BY A ROSE….motherfuckers…

She’s got her tits out because she doesn’t care that she’s old as shit, her Nazi Eugentics program did her right and her weird husband from a band seems to just fuck her all the time, which may be part of their brand, but that I believe because she just gives off that drippy old pussy that is always tingling, half retard rubbing up against inanimate object for relief vibe.

Through the instagram filters, her inappropriate elderly behavior looks less elderly, so here it is.

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2024

09

Aug

Horny Canadian Onlyfans Olympian Alysha Newman’s Tits of the Day

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Alysha Newman is a Canadian pervert and exhibitionist who sells low level nude content to her fans because it gets her off and gets her paid.

She’s a high testosterone because she’s an athlete, horny and perverted because all these people train in these sports and the only downtime they get is fucking each other in the downtime.

She’s a Bronze medal winning pole vaulter, who doesn’t vault poles into her pussy for her OnlyFans, because she’s a PG-13 OnlyFans Content producer.

She’s just proof that girls love money, or that Pole Vaulting doesn’t pay that much, so it’s more lucrative to let your fans pay to see your tits.

She hasn’t lost any brand sponsors, when you’d think in the past a girl would be kicked off the Olympic Team for her side hustle of prostituting herself or producing pornography, but Canada is inclusive and diverse and see sex work as real work, but also need all the medals they can get and if Newman was a low level athlete, they’d probably be a little more strict.

Remember, there are non porn producing pole vaulters in Canada who would have loved the chance to go to the Olympics, but Newman is better than them, so send the whore to Paris….

Anyway, literal Olympic winning tits may not mean the same thing as what you’d call Olympic tits on a girl giving you a lap dance and I don’t even know if coming in third even counts as being an Olympic winner, but it’s Friday, so we’ll run with it.

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2024

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The funny thing about the popularity in those wrestling outfits, you know the leotards that aren’t thong, but are bike shorts instead, is that EVERY kind of girl has hopped on this trend, even those who should not. Shit has become normalized.

Meaning, big fat fuck chubby girls who look like cartoon characters with stick-legs, or straight up obese girls wear them…and don’t realize how insane they look…

When I see a fatty in her wrestling outfit, part of me wants to wrestle but then I just assume that she’s in her SPANX-style shape-wear trying to squeeze her body into something hot only she forgot to put on her dress before leaving the house..because she’s crazy

Like a crazy dementia ridden old man walking around the neighborhood walking around with his pants off…on with a fat vagina squeezing out of the tightness, which makes the dementia more fun.

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2024

08

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got a Bikini Content Day of the Day!

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Nicole Scherzinger was out on a bikini the other day and she produced about 12 social media posts around the bikini content.

She didn’t even try to fake it by swapping out the bikini, she just said “I’ll commit 10 minutes to producing 12 posts for my social media, because my pervert fans won’t even notice the same bikini, they’ll be looking at my tits.

I always say that if I was a hot chick influencer, I’d do about 2 days of work capturing 400 pictures and videos of half nakedness, cue it all up over a weekend and basically keep my empire updated all year with 4 days of work.

If paid ads come up in the interim, throw them in the mix…

Since I am not a hot chick influencer, but could probably pretend that I was pretty easily if I wasn’t so lazy, I am more about plotting that content haul in the event I ever need to pretend an influencer is still alive and need to maintain their social media for them…you know, like Britney Spears’ team.

Anyway, she’s old, but she took burlesque from the fat chicks into Betty Page and Rockabilly, she got stupid rich with it and maintains the fitness and tight body while being rich as shit with the bolt-on tits, so anyone who made their money whoring is a friend of ours…

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2024

08

Aug

Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

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I have never been to Cuba, but I’ve heard they are a starving communist nation because communism doesn’t work, but it does make people skinny, which may mean that it does work. Keep em hungry!

Cabello is the human trafficked to America Cuban who drifted in on a raft. She used to go by the name ELIAN GONZALEZ but then rebranded.

She lives that American dream being a pop star, because her handlers could show her pictures of people lining up for toilet paper back home to remind her she’s been given a gift….

She also eats that American diet and has been pretty fucking fat…

But luckily the American Diet also has American big Pharma….and the rumor is she’s on OZEMPIC, just not on a high enough dose yet…but as she thins out, her skin remains loose, hanging and cottage cheese filled.

She may not even be THAT fat, because she could be 5 foot nothing, but she looks soft and sloppy and the ass is too fat for her frame which is what cant’s..

COTTAGE CHEESE for lunch….alright.

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2024

08

Aug

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

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In tragic news, these Sienna Miller topless on the beach pictures are over a month of old.

I am only seeing them now, because I forgot that Sienna Miller existed, I just assumed she died off of AIDS or some shit, but then I remembered that wasn’t her in KIDS it was CHLOE SEVIGNY.

The point is that Sienna Miller is old as shit, so obviously I don’t track her every move, but there was a time NOT SO LONG AGO, that I thought she was the hottest that the Hollywood machine was bringing us.

I am a tiny tit ambassador, she’s played a blonde, she wasn’t fat, she got naked in her movies…it was a good old fashioned time before instagram whores destroyed everything…

So the good news is that AT LEAST I AM SEEING THEM NOW..Which is better than never…and she’s looking alright of an old lady!

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2024

08

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is just one of those models you want to fuck….

There is a historical record of brands hiring models you want to fuck…

There was a time when they weren’t virtue signaling or catering to fat chicks, when diversity and inclusivity wasn’t fucking annoyingly shoved down our throats, when hot chicks weren’t alienated so hard they had to cut their tits off or get fat to get work….

Make HOT CHICKS great again…because seeing Elsa Hosk, a victim of being a hot chick, while still being a hot chick, even after a couple of kids and being in her mid 30s…deserves to be celebrated as a model, instead of the bald fat chick with herpes and a missing limb that identifies as a hamster…

So the Swedish basketball star, who turned her back to athleticism to be high paid masturbation material, it’s lazier and better pay…still go that hot model look…

Sure she’s got that middle aged instagram look to her,but even with more of a clown face from fillers that make her look like a silly caricature of herself, she’s hot, skinny and naked and that’s good.

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