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2022

25

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

I wonder if many girls out there identify as not being feminists, because if I was a girl, and I may be, I would never fall into that bullshit trap….I don’t need to feel empowered for fighting for equal rights, I’d be too busy fighting to find the richest dude I could to get knocked up by….you know you’re born with a pussy for a reason…LET dudes worship it…it’s our NUMBER one motivator..

So as these idiots decided to remove themselves from being the QUEENS of our existence, to become our equals, our bosses, or fellow voters…you know for INDEPENDENCE…

Since being a slave to a corporation for shitty pay is way better than being the head of your household, the center of the universe for your husband and kids..

You suckers got it all wrong, I mean women are easy to manipulate, trick and convince of insanity…but that shit is INSANITY…

To make it even better, they think being braless is a campaign that helps their cause…because MEN are obviously the ones who created bras to make ladies uncomfortable all dday…because MEN aren’t the ones trying to get girls out of their bras every hour of the day…

Oh wait, maybe they should grow out their body hair…THAT will show men who will jerk off to you anyway…DESEXUALIZE yourself, so you can WORK your day job, before eventually selling your nudes for easy money…because you’ve been scammed!

It’s all so dumb….how can you not laugh.

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2022

25

Feb

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

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You’d think Christina Milian would be too old for this shit, too rich for this shit…I mean she must be in her 50s by now, an after her one hit wonder, got knocked up at least twice, once with a huge music producer who handed her out credits on major songs – like Bieber songs….so not only is she on the child support diet, but she’s also a fucking earner on residuals…meaning THERE is no need for her to strip down for what I’ll ass is Rihanna’s brand…

She does it because she likes it…

We can assume that she’s not spreading her legs because of the whole mom of two in her 50s thing….but we’re ok staring at the tits…it’s probably the safer option at her age…anything could fall out of that thing.

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2022

25

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties aren’t just for PERIODS..

They are also for mixing up slutty selfies when you’ve done too many THONG pics or nude pics, as if that’s even possible…but you have to give the fans some diversity..

I consider the FULL BACK PANTY the girlfriend experience of panties, because most girls I’ve known over the years would have NEVER worn full back panties with someone they were going to fuck…they wouldn’t even wear them out in public in case they died and the coroner had to strip them down and see the full back panty…NOT WORTH THE RISK…

Maybe people have got lazier, more into sloppy sweat pant wearing girls who don’t give a fuck about being hot…it was a Pandemic…

Maybe they are just so desensitized that we’re moving backwards, where the more clothes a woman wears the hotter it is to these perverts who don’t realize how lucky they have it with all the nudes out there.

Maybe this is feminist agenda to get girls COMFORTABLE showing off being COMFORTABLE…like some voyeur, let me into your living room on PERIOD week, the week my generation pretended didn’t exist..as we’d find back-up pussy for that week…

Who knows, but I never discriminated against any panty…I like them all…the more soiled the better.

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2022

25

Feb

Kiernan Shipka Slutty of the Day

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Does anyone actually give a shit about Kiernan Shipka, the “New” Sabrina no one asked for, but I guess when CW got the rights to the Archie Comics they felt compelled to do a dark and mysterious version of Sabrina, totally shitting all over our girl Caroline Rhea and Melissa Joan Hart’s version…because the 90s were more uplifting and about family programming, wholesome an corny jokes and this generation is the RAW ANAL SEX version of that….you know and SHIPKA…your new Sabrina is just doing her part as a hired liar…or actress depending on how you feel about the whole acting thing…

In this selfie shoot, the actress no one gives a shit about is in lingerie…because if you put on lingerie maybe they will care…the MORE naked you get the more they care…RIGHT…

RIGHT….

That is precisely ALL it takes…born with tits, even little ones…and you’re good to go…the other shit is just NOISE.

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2022

25

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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The one think we can learn about fishnets, is that they are a far more humane way of catching fish than with giant barbed hooks…and by fish, I mean women, because I’m not one of those weird FISHERMEN who fuck their catch for the viral video…HEY MISTER FISH, LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOUR STRUGGLING TO BREATHE IN THE AIR…FISH OUT OF WATER PORN…does that make you gay if you don’t know the FISH gender before sticking your dick in it…am I allowed to say FISHERMEN or should I say FISHERPEOPLE?

FUCK…

This clown world is confusing to navigate, I ONLY SPEAK IN MEME….

But yeah…the one thing we can learn from FISHNET is that if you’re in a pinch, you can whore yourself out pretty quick and for an affordable price…at your local drug store when getting yourself methadone before going out to TRICK your way into your next hit…

The accessible lingerie…a CLASSIC that is as hot today as it was in the 1800s…and here’s the proof.

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2022

25

Feb

The War in Ukraine’s Gone Nutty and Other TikThots of the Day

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Russian Troops and Ukraine Troops in the Dance Off….the most WOKE War Tactic yet…

Citizens Getting Armed…

No Bra!

Wait for It

Tube Top Titty Dance

Hey Four Eyes

Doing Chores

Dance

Big Cleavage

Boom Boom Compilation

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2022

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really pay attention to the news, I think everything is fake, I am one of those….

Someone told me that I am a contrarian, like I just go against the grain by nature, maybe because I think I’m cooler than the masses, or maybe because the masses are fucking retards and if they’re into it, I know to run the fuck away….but I don’t like to think I default to go against the grain, but rather go against it because it makes no sense..

Either way, I don’t know shit about this war in Russia, but I know that I don’t trust celebs or the media….

So if they are pushing some “blue squares” for the Ukraine…or posting other political shit along with their smut….especially if they are a Jenner, Hadid, or Joy Behar…..

If they are pushing back against “Putin” who gives off pretty strong masculine energy and who apparently has strong Christian values, he takes Jesus very seriously….he is not a communist, he is a Christian….and that’s a good thing.

And if I’ve already decided that they are all satanists…who are bought….

Then organically, I am going to be suspicious…

I am not saying this isn’t a full conspiracy….I am not saying this is not a real war….Because I don’t know anything about that…

But I do know if they are telling us one thing, after my experience with the news and celebs, especially the last two years, I know it’s the wrong thing….

I mean Kendall Jenner posted all this “stand with Ukraine” bullshit, and if I know nothing about Ukraine, she knows less than I do, so some motherfucker’s telling her to post it, and we’ll assume that motherfucker is on the side of SATAN….

Trust your GUT….and hope there’s not Nuclear attack that flattens our existence to usher in the Reset they want…because you have to collapse the old to bring in the new….

But if there is a Nuclear attack, hope it hits the place where all these evil snakes reside….

The good news is…COVID IS OVER….for now…so thank PUTIN for that….and hope that he’s fighting off the NAZIs…like he says he is…

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Rachel Bush in Tiger Print..
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Katherinee McNamara Looking Good…
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Tinashe Performs
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Tom Brady could be waiting to see what Aaron Rodgers decides before making up his mind
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Experienced Dog Mother Disciplines Her 8-Week-Old-Pups To Remain Calm!
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Dog with Crazy Eyes
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Flying Fails…
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Cam Sluts are the Best….
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2022

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Since everyone’s a nazi, misogynist, homophobe, transphobe, racist…why do they bother trying to fight it…

You can’t make everyone happy..especially angry people on the internet who may not even be real…so I wonder why everyone always tries to apologize….

You can never be WOKE enough, there will always be another MILITANT WOKE person to be offended, outraged and annoying…

I’ll never understand why people didn’t just say “FUCK OFF”…get your own sandwich….

Instead they tried to explain themselves and apologize for their wrongs or things they said in the moment 12 years ago…because there’s an unforgiving archive….

If you just accept that people are haters and will find something to hate you for…then you can feel true freedom in just ignoring it and not being SUCKED into their DEMONIC energy….CANCEL THIS…motherfuckers..

In conclusion, you should be pretty happy that girls are selling the nudes they’d send dudes for free on TINDER, since you’d never be the dude they’d send nudes on TINDER to…

It’s a win for us losers! Embrace all wins…when you are a loser.

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The World’s Hottest Weatherman has an Onlyfans
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Arianny Celeste Took a Hike in a Skimpy Bikini
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Bella Hadid’s Bra Backstage
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Gisele’s Martial Arts Skills!
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Kat Dennings Brings Cleavage
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Tallia Storm Pink Lace Bodysuit
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Shanna Moakler’s Boyfriend May Have Beat Her
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Great Dane Still Thinks It is a Puppy
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Comedian Explains an NFT
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Annalynne McCord’s Poem for Putin
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Very Hot German Influencer in a Photoshoot
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Rob Gronkowski’s Girlfriend Camille Kostek Doesn’t Want to See Him Retire
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Flying Fails
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Bikini Barista Says Customers Want Her Mouth On It!
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French Model in LA’s Topless Shoot
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It Sounds Like the Bucs Are Preparing to Replace Tom Brady With Blaine Gabbert
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The Most Front Flippers
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How Does this End?
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Inside Meg Thee Stallion’s Brain
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Grayson Allen Popped the Question to His Soccer Player Girlfriend Morgan Reid
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Diana in a Bedazzled Bikini
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Funny Moments at the Concert
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Why Japanese Brushes are So Expensive
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Joey King Took a Lie Detector Test!
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BKFC President David Feldman Says Paige VanZant Will Be Back in the Ring in Late Spring or Early Summer
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Sophie Skelton
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Sophia Bush in a Pant Suit
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Larsen Thompson Big Cleavage
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Anja Rubik in a Photoshoot
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Haley Bennet’s Big Cleavage
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Daisy Edgar Jones Bra Top
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Abigail Cowen at an Event
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Chantal Jeffries in Leggings
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Addison Rae’s Crop Top
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Butt Plug Gem
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Incredible Acts of Depraved Humans
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Mirror Dildo Ride
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17 People having a Shitty Day
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Big Titty Body Show
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Lockdown Leisures
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Gina Carano Nude
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Dildo Gripping
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Dildo in the ASs
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Would You Hit It
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Two Toy TOny
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My Kind of Bathtub
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8 Mins of Amateurs
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Peeing Out of the Car Door – Like a Lady
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Girlfriend Rides
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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She is Exploding
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Titties on the Table
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Subtle Spread Ass
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Nursing
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Another Dildo in the Ass
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Power Washing the Patio
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Nude Model on Horseback
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BUTTS
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Hotty Pussy Reveal
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Sara Louise TIts
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2022

24

Feb

Kendall Jenner Tits of the Day

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We are so desensitized by all the porn on the internet that everyday girls are self-producing, it’s like an endless pile of smut, that when some rich kid packaged as top influencer or fashion model brings out her tits, you’re forced to barely care….

I get that we’ve seen the tits before, that they are overexposed, oversaturated, and were built by some of the most demonic GENETICS around….but THEY ARE STILL famous, rich, tits…and WE should care…even just in passing…but we don’t…at least I don’t…

If anything, I just wonder if she was actually born a girl, or if their transgender thing started at a young age, you know GET THAT BOY ON THE HORMONES YOUNG, SO THAT HE NEVER HITS Puberty…in a “LIKE FATHER LIKE SON” moment….that Cat Stevens once wrote a song about….

THE CAT IS IN THE CRADDLE PEOPLE….what does that even MEAN CAT…..

Or maybe these are the tits they used to MOULD BRUCE’s tits from…

Either way, I’ll look at the tits…they are still tits…if if they are demonic tits.

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2022

24

Feb

Hunter Schafer Trans Tits of the Day

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Hunter Schafer is the transgender starlet from Euphoria who obviously went pretty viral in being the transgender starlet of Euphoria since it is a hit show and transgender people are pretty “in” right now…I mean they are so in, that they are telling little kids about gender and sexuality in public schools…even though that in and of itself is pretty fucking creepy and should probably save those kinds of things for the parents…I mean if I had kids, I’d want them learning about everything and anything but gender being a construct of man and not a biological thing..since that could probably be confusing for most kids…not to mention, the whole DE-TRANSITIONING thing after being manipulated into transitioning because it’s state funded is real…but what do I know..other than that Hunter’s titties could be paid from by the STATE…

I also know that trans porn was the biggest category when I worked for a porn company in the late 90s, so jerking off to chicks with dicks is nothing new, but I am sure I didn’t have to tell you that….

I was never into it, it freaked me out more than anything, but that’s not considered TRANSPHOBIC and you’d HATE to be LABELED something like TRANSPHOBIC, HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC or a NAZI who loves freedom by a group of miserable narcissists who don’t control MY brain…

I do watch Euphoria, unfortunately, because I fucking hate it…and I’m pretty convinced HUNTER is off the hormones based on how I’m reminded of a 15 year teenage boy….but STILL GOT THE TITTIES….that may never LACTATE…but could…THANKS to science saying “let men who identify as women feed the youth”….because society is wild…

Either way…TITTIES that could have been PECS but instead are TITTIES…

Almost makes me want to transition to give me something to play with all day besides my balls…..it’d be transitioning for the tits…on of the straightest most misogynistic reasons to transition…I like it.

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