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2022

18

Feb

Alexandra Daddario Mini Skirt of the Day

Daddario’s a boring fucking celebrity, or as boring a celebrity as a set of big tits can be….because I’ve seen her in 3 things now and besides the tits she was really unimpressive. I guess the tits gets hits applies to movies too…you know not watching the movie for the story, but there for the tits kind of thing…and when you’re a rich kid, like she is, you can wait it out, like a hunger strike, knowing eventually her dad will finance a movie, or some producer will give her a shot because of the tits…

Either way, you may love her, want her babies, despite her being near menopause, them eggs are DRYING up, but she likely has a set in a freezer some where, doing what Aniston probably wishes she did…..

Anyway, this is a promo for a yoga brand it seems, tennis skirts are hot, one piece body suits with this like this are hot and I guess light eyed, dark haired girls are hot….so as a package, she’s hot…expiring sure, but still hot.

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2022

18

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Since the digital ID conspiracy is pretty fucking real at this point, where societies are trying to give everyone a QR code to represent their entire existence, so that you can be easily tracked and controlled, which most people don’t seem to care about, they like having the audience, they are used to being watched on Big Tech platforms, and they don’t break any laws….but they don’t realize that it’s a slippery slope of hell that could go down all kinds of weird places where the advocates or the apathetic towards the satanic agenda or mark of the beast will realize “shit”…not realizing THIS is the BEST it will ever be for them…..unless they start using their democratic civil liberties to say “this is not ok”…

But since we’re lazy, apathetic, let society fall, I didn’t like society anyway, I want to own nothing and be happy, because I already own nothing…let’s keep the ELITES at the top and the rest of us slave class…so long as we have enough GREEN SLIME to eat….

So I think we should campaign that these digital IDs have ON/OFF features for all women, so we can see what they look like under their clothes, we’re heathens, degenerates, perverts anyway….let’s bring that to the next level..make it part of our everyday…

ON/OFF PASSPORTS for all, not just the select few doing an awesome proof of concept.

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2022

18

Feb

Victoria Beckham Fitness of the Day

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Here’s some old as shit, probably a billionaire thanks to her husband, the Spice Girls, her rich dad….I am not her accountant…I am just a fan of how skinny she has maintained herself all these years even if her husband, who at one point in time was the world’s most desirable man, was cheating on her at least once in their marriage…marriage is boring, it’s built for cheating, all part of the fun and the design and really…if you fucked Posh SPICE at her prime, it’s all downhill and the whole peak of your sex fades from that day forward…so let the dude stick his dick in other pussy…it’s only fair…and that applies to all wives…we can love you, be your family, but we are wired to want to cum in younger hotter versions of you even if you look hot for your age…duh.

Anyway, this is how she maintains her fitness, which is impressive, since I thought she was an anorexic with no muscle mass…just skin, bones and some breast implants…the way NATURE intended.

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2022

18

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As democracy is basically dying in Canada, in what I’ll assume there is no coming back from, because peaceful protestors are being treated like rioters all because they go against the covid narrative or the powers that be…that hasn’t made sense of 2 years..it’s a crazy historical moment, I’ve been watching this babes’ livestream. . Her name is Charlotte and I’m hoping they DOXX her so I can write her love letters in jail….

I’m posting full back, granny or mom panties, maybe you’d call it period panties because some bitches don’t wear panties unless they have their period when they do they look like this…

I don’t discriminate against panties, because I am a pervert not an equity loving woke person, because I believe there is good an bad versions of everything, it’s ok that some things are better than other things, richer than others, better looking than others, less fat than others….

I do think that this is a real taste of relationships…for the lonely virgins out there now that humans don’t interact, but do have HIV, how’s that work…I guess we’ll figure it out..

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2022

18

Feb

Barbie Ferreira Bikini of the Day

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Nothing hotter than seeing a pasty fat girl in a skimpy bikini thanks to inclusivity…showing off her pale skin that’s rarely seen the sun get scorched as she floats her day away…face down ass up (see below picture)….

This reminds me of every All Inclusive resort album I’ve jerked off to on Facebook over the years…or some FLORIDA vacationers who normally wear their T-Shirt, zinc on their noses, glasses and sun hats…you know the type..it happens at the water park too…

Anyway, this fat ass is the fat girl on Euphoria who played a CAM GIRL in the first season, I hate the Euphoria show because I find it low fucking rent, written by some Hollywood rich kid’s castle, likely from posts he read on reddit because he’s got no idea what’s actually up…no matter how popular the tits and ass filled show is with the young people…it’s dark energy, that doesn’t bring the spirit of the generation up, but maybe keeping them down is part of the process….everyone godless, drug addicted, medicated, empty pieces of shit…whining in their narcissism…something all these narcissists can subscribe to…

Anyway, BIG ASS LITTLE BIKINI….weird.

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2022

18

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the drug store’s answers to helping women keep themselves sexy….I guess along with VAGISIL for the stench and ENEMAS for the ANAL….DUCT TAPE and plan b for the post-coitus “don’t leave your mark”…and I worked in a drug store for at least 2 years as a stock boy and that was the WORST experience on my existence…but if I had known I was around so much sexy around because I was too busy feeling sorry for myself for life ending up in a uniform stocking shelves…

Fishnets aren’t just for fishes, but it is for things that if they are left out in the sun long enough, may smell fishy…..but I do watch all those documentaries on the trash in the ocean, you know seeing turtles and dolphins getting killed in the fishnets that industrialized fisherman end throwing back into the ocean….

These aren’t those kinds fishnets….but you can jerk off to these ones too..

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2022

18

Feb

Ashley Greene Bikini Tits of the Day

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Ashley Greene’s out here with her bikini top….because I guess when you matter for a few minutes, you have a taste of it, like when a rabid animal gets a taste for blood, they are just never the same, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this one had the taste of blood, not just because she’s in the Twilight Series and they are vampires….it’s the only real work she’s ever got, that she’s milked for all these years since….because it’s the difference between her being a someone and a middle aged slag craving attention…

I remember when she was dating a Jonas brother, pretending that they didn’t fuck, while knowing the only reason she existed was becasue she fucked, otherwise she’d be working at Hooters in Orlando or some shit, she’s from florida…

I guess the liar is trying to get some more hype around herself, I saw three paparazzi sets with her in the last few days…like she wasn’t fucking invisible…and she’s got some tits, and tits are fun…even when you know they’ve done some shit to get on this boat…even when you know they are old, expired milk filled….YOGURT.

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2022

18

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminists once burned their bras for some bullshit reason, that I guess involved being taken seriously by men, so that that they could climb the exciting corporate ladder and live a meaningless life of corporate achievements so that they can retire after years of stress on a pile of fucking money……

In recent times, girls decided to take the bras off, because bras are for old ladies, and they may pretend it’s for feminism, like not shaving their armpits, in a don’t sexualize me logic….

Only to basically use that to show their full fucking tit, without a bra getting in the fucking way, so it works for me…

If this is how feminism works, I figure it’s worth jerking off to or at least staring at.

I don’t see how this de-sexualizes, or I guess allows them to control their sexualization, because I get to see hard nips…but I don’t fucking argue the removal of a restrictive barrier between TIT and T-Shirt…

I don’t think this is activism, it’s more a trend, because girls like you looking at their tits, or at least making money off their tits…and that’s a worthy fucking cause.

Call me a Philathropist as I stare at this shit.