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2022

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs, it’s what’s for dinner. Isn’t that how the expression goes. What the fuck do I know, my life philosophy is to never know the status of the pussy I am looking at….meaning if it has KIDS or not doesn’t really affect me, so keep it to your damn self, not that any of the hookers I stick it to at a discount come with great conversation, it’s really more sadness and the blown out pussy may just be a biproduct of their job…you know wear and tear of the trade…and if they do have kids, their mom’s a whore and that’s never really what you want to think about when giving her money to buy it a chocolate bar after a long day of rub and tugs.

The POINT is, MILF or not, it’s still blown out pussy…and the whole nurturing, mom, family thing is a little more WHOLESOME than you’d want from your porn chick, which is probably why MILFs are still a popular trend…it’s like “YOU SHOULD BE DOING MOM SHIT”….”CRAFTS WITH THE KIDS, TEACHING THEM NOT TO LISTEN TO THEIR TEACHERS, MAKING THEM DINNER”…not taking nudes…

So in an era where everyone is naked, degenerate, disgusting, perverted…the MILF aspect makes it more wholesome…n theory….

Even if they are more experienced, have been cummed in to completion, and have children to compete for their attention from you….they also have baggage and a willingness to let you do what you want for fear of being alone…you know low impact sex partner….who is probably into high impact sex to deal with the numbness and sheer size of the vagina after pushing out some kids.

A slut is a slut is a slut is a slut….and that’s not always a bad thing…until it’s your mom and you find yourself accidentally jerking off to it…..

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2022

Mar

AnnaSophia Robb Bikini of the Day

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AnnaSophia Robb is in a bikini. This is not the first time that you have seen her in a bikini. For those of you who know who AnnaSophia Robb is, because I assume some of you know who she is, you probably don’t need a refresher that she was in some movie called SOUL SURFER back when she was 18 years old about a surfer who got her arm eaten by a shark and found Jesus…but I do remember that movie and the difference between than and now is about 10 or 11 years which means she was about 18 at the time….and biologically that may mean she was hotter then than she is now but from my experience 18 isn’t always hotter than 28….but at 18 she was getting paid to be in a bikini, you know money and her “big break in a feature”….which isn’t entirely true, since she played Violet in Charlie and Chocolate Factory, a movie people actually saw…but I’m talking at 18, being a bikini clad surfer baby who gets eaten by a shark is one of those turning point roles, from kid to HALF NAKED….

Anyway, she’s shamelessly showing off her ass in a bikini because I guess she can and it’s worth looking at, supporting, encouraging as all these celebs become “influncers” as all the influencers cry that they are being replaced by celebs….

Weird times.

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2022

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Monday is the day for lactating fetishes….which are always going to be weird to me because I guess I am not as malnourished as I’d need to in order to source pussy that comes with its own food supply….

There’s this rumor that a specific group of very rich people are trying to enslave the entire world population more than they already have been enslaved…as part of some “you will own nothing and be happy” social credit score insanity that goes against all your God given rights….

You can see some of that agenda playing out in front of us, starting with gas prices, because when gas becomes unaffordable, so does everything transported by gas, which is basically everything….

So the KEY to stopping inflation, other than stopping printing money making it less valuable, is to keep gas cheap so everything else stays cheap…but if you left your house this weekend, you’ll see what’s really going on….

As people will be forced deeper and deeper into debt, before the full collapse hits, affording food is going to be pretty fucking challenging…survival will be hard…so MAYBE the lactating bitch is the smartest strategy, maybe better than Storable Food Rations because you can fuck it, and I guess suck it out of a tit instead of some tupperwear you found in your bunker..

I like tits, I find the lactating tits are built for wild, and any excuse to pull out a tit in public is a good one, but I am not into lactation to jerk off to, but maybe you are, at least someone is, because why else are these ladies sexualizing a body function designed to feed a baby.

Nutty pervert world….I guess where EVERYTHING is sexualized….the way degeneracy intended! It’s a weird fetish….but a function fetish so find yourself lactating tits for the apocalypse, they’ll come in handy.

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2022

Mar

Beach Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Built Like A Fucking Donkey

Her “Going Out Outfit” that I Doubt She Even Wore Out

Just a Booty Demo

Short Skirt in the Kitchen

Some Big Tits

She Busty

Shameless Use of a Tripod

Just a Girl Doing her Idiotic Dance for the Fans Bro

Tropical

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2022

Mar

Titties for Ukriane of the Day

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I don’t think the Ukraine thing is even talking politics, it’s just straight up fucking weird, because it’s all everyone is talking about and it came out of no where in the news cycle and now no one will shut up about it…

It’s one of those, turn off covid, turn on Ukraine, basically the day that Pfizer had to release all the adverse effects of the vaccine they knew about and lied to you about…

With every viral trend, the loudest, most annoying keyboard warriors are hopping onto a cause I doubt they understand….because they are just simple minds who buy into the whole “BIG BROTHER ATTACKING LITTLE BROTHER AND THAT IS BAD”….without actually knowing anything about the history of the place..

So along with putting up Ukraine flags in your social media profile pics, because that ends wars they want us to have…..they are encouraging corporations from VISA / MASTER CARD to whatever else to ban RUSSIA…you know since the BILLIONAIRE class will really be “hurt” by that…and not the innocent Russians just living their damn lives…

One of the dumbest campaigns I’ve seen is the AIRBNB one, where people are booking AIRBNBs in UKRAINE to support UKRAINE…when most of the people who own the AIRBNBs are likely not even from UKRAINE…nice deal all while AIRBNB still charges their fee….

So as they campaign for COKE AND PEPSI to stop selling in Russia, DEPRIVE THE RUSSIANS…and PORNHUB says “NO MORE PORN RUSSIA”…and FAST FOOD companies pretend to be political by pulling out of RUSSIA….I have to think…HOW FUCKING DUMB everyone is….

We have our OWN damn problems, just look at your gas prices, which are NOT a small price to pay to support their lies….

Who fucking cares…we’re the slave class being manipulated….and the FUNNY thing in all this is that about 5-10 years ago I had to BLOCK Russia from VISITING this site, not for political reasons, but because we were getting hacked/spammed/etc and it was the easiest option…

NO ONE treated me like the HERO I clearly am, even though I am inclined to trust the OPPOSITE of what they are telling us to trust….I am contrarian apparently…a new word….

BUT the good news is the FEMEN, the Russian / Ukrainian girls who protest topless, cuz tits get hits….and push feminist agendas while giving us something to jerk off to.

I used to always post the FEMEN clips, I thought the main FEMEN girl killed herself and I gave up on them, but I guess they are back with their tits out because you can’t give up on a good thing….

TITS OUT FOR UKRAINE…the next phase of the insanity that is this nonsense we subject ourselves to thanks to pretending we live in a fucking movie…you fucking idiots!

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2022

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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And just like that….the anti-vaxxers are the ones following the science and the vaxxers, the militant vaxxers who really bought into the whole thing are now the science deniers…TRUST THE SCIENCE bro…as they remove mask mandates and bullshit, segregation causing, discriminatory vaccine passports….the WOKE, NEWS loving, insane people are still enforcing it…

I have seen many gyms and restaurants locally saying “despite public health, we’re going to keep these bullshit rules because we virtue signal that hard”…when public health is saying “It was all a lot of bullshit, the vaccines don’t work, the virus is weaker than it was now, and we can go back to normal…BUT not these people, even with the news and the leaders they follow saying “it’s all good”…they are still in their weird, angry, scared covid bubble…

Go back to getting vaccines if you want, not getting them if you don’t want, and letting everyone live out their best life without a useless mask that doesn’t work destroying your brain cells while depleting you of oxygen…

But some people, like victims of abuse, just can’t let go…they need to take “BABY STEPS” to move on with their lives, not realizing they can die of 1000s of other things….and they think they are the smart and reasonable ones.

It’s super fucking weird, but not as weird as me doing this links for 12 people…that shit is absolutely weird…so I guess I get the whole not letting go..only in my case it literally doesn’t affect anyone…I just wish it did for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$….this motherfucker wants a harem and that shit is expensive…

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Iesha the Booty Model…has a Big Booty
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Soccery Player Blames Injury on Sex 10 times a week
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Some “Ladies” for Monday
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Otters Drinking Sparking Water for the First Time
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Hero Shit….Gigi Hadid is So Ugly Now
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Launching A Toyota Supra With 1,000HP!
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Cool Optical Illusions That Can Trick Your Brain
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The Canal That Ended Up Accidentally Creating A Forest In The Arizona Desert!
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Person Just Keeps Getting Stuck Midway Through The Water Slide
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Cam Girls are the Best Girls
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2022

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got stuck in a waiting room next to a nerd in snow pants and a mask….who would have been better if he was a big titty stripper in a mini skirt….but I’m not that fortunate…I’m not fortunate at all…

But yeah, waiting room with no pussy, the pussy-less waiting room, a waiting room not worthy of waiting in….also had a TV and they were playing news channel I never heard of and the way they present news is more theatrical than a high school production of some trying to be dramatic shit….obviously to confuse you into thinking you’re just in a movie, watching it all unfold, it must have some science behind it, maybe that’s how they brainwash…but fuck, I haven’t watched news in a long tme and that was worse than memes and headlines…it was going for my heart strings despite not making any fucking sense…

With wars you shouldn’t are about or want going on, and controlled collapses being implemented, with COVID no longer an issue, as people move onto what they are told to move onto…I suggest wasting your time staring at tits…when we were dumbed down porno addicts who didn’t feel pressure to have an opinion on ANY of this shit…was better…and in an era with so much narcissism the pretending to care shit is just weird….but probably a way to get back to the narcissism.

I don’t have answers but I do have LINKS.

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Kate Upton in the Pool
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Bella Hadid Walks Runway in a Sheer Dress
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Julia Fox Denies Interviewing to be Kanye’s GF
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Dua Lipa Hot in NYC
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Romanian Tennis Player Susanna Giovanardi Starts March Off On the Right Foot in a Bikini
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Washington Commanders owners Dan Snyder and Tanya Snyder donate $300,000 to Ukrainian response efforts
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Reminder that Life is Beautiful
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Weirdest Super Hero Powers
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Ruining the BBQ
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Camila Cabello Performs Bam Bam Live For the First Time!
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Cowboys Are Likely to Release Amari Cooper by the Start of the New League Year
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Malu Trevejo in a Bikini on a Boat
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Flight Attendant’s Funny Safety Check
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Dude Nails Accents
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Dude Beats Up a Tree
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Big Cleavage Photoshoot
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Stanford Soccer Player Katie Meyer’s Death Ruled a Suicide
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Idiot Driver on Tape
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Elle Fanning Is The Girl From Plainville!
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The Formula 1 is Pretty Fast
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What Happens When You Fall off the Cruise Ship
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Dad Surprised by New Puppy
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Massive Wave from the Water
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Kara Del Toro’s Cleavage in a Dress
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Ambrosio in Some 70s Leisure Suit…
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Emily Alyn Lind White Tights
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Tinashe Big Cleavage
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Girl Grabbing Titty
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25 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Titty Girl Shows her Hot Pussy
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Pussy Grips the Dildo
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Outdoor Fuck
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Something Feels Off on this Porn Site
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Mash-Up Madness
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Girl Demos her Favorite Toys
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Sluts in Hotels
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Dildo on a Mirror
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Fighting Fridays
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Nude Model in Jean Shorts
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Hard Riding
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Nude Inked Model by the Tree
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Bolt On Tits Ride a Big Dildo
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Paranormal Crackhead SHit
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2022

Mar

Charli XCX Sold Her Soul to the Devil of the Day

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In the event you don’t really understand how celebrity works, and I am not really here to claim that I know how celebrity works, for the first 16 years of the site I would just focus on how unimpressive the celebs were, I never dug deep into why unimpressive people surfaced to the top…

I just know that there are unimpressive people, who try and try and try to get the top level billings they feel their deserve, only to end up being nightclub and mall level performers…with one or two songs, rich as shit from those songs, but pretty much faded away into obscurity because they never actually hit.

Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere…BING BANG BOOM they exist, are on magazine covers, are doing media tours, are on all the talk shows, have new albums and tours, and in this case a Netflix special on her pandemic marketing…

So when someone I know who doesn’t know shit about pop culture says to me “have you heard of this Charli XCX chick, she’s got great tits”….I know that she’s she’s done that deal with the devil, the people at the top of the food chain need to protect their interests…and they do that with people they’ve run through a series of tests to see how reliable, consistent, and easy to abuse they are.

I think HOLLYWOOD is a fucking dark place, but they’re rich, good looking and have a good time, so maybe dark is a good place to be…while these people try to create gods, or be gods….even if it means an eternity in hell…that’s not to say that Charli XCX knows she’s in bed with the devil, it’s just to say the people at the top are in bed with the devil and she’s just passed the test to be part of their master plan….

Here’s some screenshots from a video I guess…who cares, it’s ass in motion captured in a moment in time….art…but not really.

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2022

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Bathing Suit Crotch Shot of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is on vacation because her life isn’t a vacation thanks to having to be Miley Cyrus, rich as shit and surrounded by handlers to make all their dreams come true while making her think they are her dreams.

I think she’s hot, for a celebrity puppet created by the Disney Empire….and I don’t know why, maybe it’s the skinny body, or the fact that she got naked on the internet when it was a fringe minority thing to do…inspiring so many other pussies to be SEEN…and a far less impressive level than Miley’s pussy being seen, but still out there TO be seen…when it would otherwise be working at a grocery store, bar/restaurant or doing data entry.

Making Miley a bit of a fucking hero….and that is why I am staring at her crotch in these paparazzi pics I’ve embedded to not get sued for posting because the internet is a censored and horrible place now.

Unfortunately, her one piece isn’t a dildo in her twat and one in her asshole, I can barely even make-out her pussy definition in the one piece and that’s sad…but I am used to sad…so it’s worth a stare