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2022

09

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Guess what…there are some girls out there who like smoking weed. I know what you’re thinking, we live in a society where women are allowed to sit around stoned all day, making money through posting nudes, so that they don’t have to live their granny’s life of not smoking weed all day….this is progression, what feminism is all about, you know allowing women to do the things they like doing for the most amount of money possible….

Sometimes, I wonder about the original feminist movement, like why in the fuck would women ever want to break from their traditional gender roles of taking care of the house and kids, fucking the mail man, masturbating all day, so long as they get the grocery’s done, the cookies baked, the social gatherings with other mom’s accomplished….while the husband slaves aways at the office, fucking the secretary, hanging out with his bosses as he tries to climb the corporate ladder….it’s like take SICK DAY EVERYDAY and turn it into a 2 income family that’s not better for the kids, the mom, society as a whole…

That would be like being jealous of someone for having a shitty existence, that you’re not allowed to have…that’s some reverse psychology weirdness.

That’s why this new feminism movement is so important, it allows ladies to get back to their lazy non-working ways, only now they are getting paid well to be selling nudes, because feminism doesn’t have to be getting drafted, working shit jobs to be like men, trying to prove that you’re as good as men, when you were previously just Queens to men, who were willing to slave away to keep you and your family fed…and if you’re lucky, you can be a mooch fuck who finds one of these new feminists to be your wife, you can offer to take the pics of them, for them so you can get in on their earnings….

Oh right, in conclusion, WEED is God’s Plant and the fact it was ever illegal should make you not trust whoever makes the laws, or whoever is influenced by the companies who would have lost a ton of money if it was never made ILLEGAL thanks to propaganda in the FIRST plaace…

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2022

09

Feb

Nina Dobrev Spreads Em of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve watched the Olympics a few times through the living room window of some hot chick in a building down the street….last night it was BIG AIR on skis which looked like some kind of distopian hell thanks to the jump being set next to Nuclear Chimneys….but the hot chick who I watched watching the Olympics looked pretty hot in her little bike shorts..so I stuck around trying to not get noticed….

Anyway, the girl is doing a little subtle PUSSY flash in her TEAM USA shorts for the MAN who owns her PUSSY….billionaire snowboarder Shaun White…who is having a go at his last Olympics….doing some half pipe shit, which is apparently not NINA’s favorite pipe he lays, but it probably buys her nice things like TEAM USA slut gear….even though she’s a Gypsy Canadian immigrant…who I guess just USED Canada to get some TEAM USA cock…

The fact is, Nina Dobrev, who I never really cared about, other than calling her out for using the Canadian immigration system for her personal gain, since we don’t hang out at our IGLOO festivals during MAPLE syrup run-off, while the TRUCKERS honk at our government….but in recent days, she’s got that thin, long, eastern European body, which is hot to me….so this PUSSY flash cheerleading for her MAN…is my kind of CHEERLEADING….it’s far better than “break a leg”….or…”Go, Team, Go”….

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2022

09

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Wet Spot Wednesday, the most glorious day of the week for those of you into the whole inner-workings of the self cleaning pussy, and it’s constant drip that some people, mainly gays, would find fucking repulsive, even if it is just the natural cycles of the woman and her 3D printer womb….that biology doesn’t always give fucking boners…except to a small few who are just into pussy and all pussy has to do …LIKE ME….but even my pussy fascination gets challenged with the WET SPOTS each Wednesdays not knowing if it’s their squirt, cum, cream, or just yeast or bacterial infections…but maybe that’s what makes it fun…LIKE a game show…WHAT DOOR WILL YOU CHOOSE…and without SMELL-A-VISION…or TASTE-A-VISION we just will never know i we’re wrong or right….CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Unfortunately, there were not enough WET SPOTS to upload for a post, we’ve hit a DRY SPOT….we’ll call it a drought…so instead of doing WET SPOTS…I’ve decided on a FATTY WATCH…because FAT CHICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO…they just way more that people….

I have a NO FAT CHICKS policy, but that’s outdated, since everyone is fat, people have fat fetishes, we’ve thrown in the towel on FAT being disgusting, unhealthy, self destructive…..and sick….

So let’s call this me being WOKE…not me making FAT CHICK JOKES, because these fatties are celebrities fatty, so they’re likely not getting paid that well for this behavior, they’re just trying to FIT in, which I guess is the story of their life….at least when it comes to pants, and normal sized chairs, seats on airplanes, SMART cars…

This is not to shame fatties, it’s to say “FATTY LIVES MATTER”….when WET SPOTS can’t be found.

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2022

09

Feb

Chelsea Handler Comedian Makes Jesus Joke – Jesus Strikes Down With Great Vengeance and Other Videos of the Day

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Teacher of the Day

Just a Dance

Trucker Convoy Supporters Troll with the Jerry Cans

Lady Confronts State Run Fake News

No Bra – BING BONG

Showing Off the Glow in the Dark Bikini

Shorts in the Kitchen

No Bra Dance Challenge

She Just Wants a Man who…

Some Yoga

Pole Session

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2022

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing this SUPER HIV virus story popping up everywhere, some people claiming that it was discovered before COVID, so it has nothing to do with COVID, others saying it was in the SHOTS, because they used part of the HIV virus in the shots, others saying it’s a mutation from COVID and HIV meeting at a GAY bath house, others are saying it’s the reason they are launching that “COVID PILL”….like it is the AIDS COCKTAIL to keep them alive….and as someone from the 80s and 90s…where some of my best unprotected sex happened in the midst of the AIDS crisis….and that I didn’t really care too much about, even with the intravenous crackwhores, because I figured if EVERYONE has AIDS, then it’s like NO ONE has AIDS…I was just doing my part to be a responsible member of SOCIETY…not making other AIDS people feel bad about AIDS…..and now, 30-40 years later…it’s not a DEATH SENTENCE….so the real thing to worry about is the SUPER GONNORHEA cuz that shit BURNS when you pee….far more annoying than AIDS when GREEN GOO drips out of your cock all day….

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Gisele Bundchen’s Green Thumb!
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Rob Gronkowski Names a Quarterback He Would Like to Play With Now That Tom Brady Retired
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Kim K Does Vogue
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Jeopardy Tranny Quits Job After making 1.4 Million Taxable Dollars
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Looking At How Emirates Makes 225,000 In-Flight Meals Per Day!
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SMART DOG!
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Crosswalk Guard Saves A Child From Getting Hit By A Car
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Suspension for Alvin Kamara is Coming
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Isabella Fonte hot by the Pool
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Be Better with This APparel
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2022

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I need to go back to TAP, or maybe start brushing my tooth again, because I need to get dosed on Fluoride, like opiate addicts or Zendaya playing an opiate addict need their fix…I NEED MY FLUORIDE…not to fight cavities but to CALCIFY MY PINEAL GLAND….

All this noise, all the insanity, it makes it impossible to live a nice normie life…you know that whole ignorance is bliss, TURN off the LIGHT…send me back to BLUE PILL DARKNESS….

I don’t know what algorithm I’m on right now, or what dimension I am in, but that’s another conversation….because I’ve seen 3-4 stories over the last two days and a few TIKTOKs of people saying it’s TRANSPHOBIC to not be attracted to TRANSGENDER people, because being straight is a social construct that doesn’t actually exist, so because trans look like girls or live as girls…you MUST fuck them as a straight guy, OR ELSE…you may get cancelled….that’s aggressive….

They talk about weaponizing freedom, weaponizing the flag and patriotism…but the real weaponizing is on whatever the fuck that is…the same people begging for acceptance are the ones calling out people who accept them just fine, but may not want to fuck them, due to a bunch of reasons including but not limited to the whole having a PROSTATE THING….fuck your own prostate pussy….STRAIGHT is fucking real and telling people they are bad people or not wanting to fuck you, reverse psychology rape, is basically the only way I’ve ever got laid…I get it…but fuck off….but I do wonder if all those “stright dudes” into “tranny porn” back when it was called tranny porn are out there having the time of their lives with all this shit….FINALLY the gateway to homosexuality without being a homosexual is everywhere…

The world is FUCKING CRAZY…why can’t we just leave each other alone as I try to DOSE MYSELF with FLUORIDE..because this shit is weird..

Bebe Rexha Gives You Lingerie
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Elle Fanning’s Leg and Booty Show
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Olivia Culpo Gets Dressed
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High Res Pics of Sydney Sweeney’s Latest HOT Magazine Shoot
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Lily Rose Depp See Through Top
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We Call It Self Sabotage
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Shay Mitchell is Topless and Showing her Newest Deposit
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Lucy Hale’s in a White Button Down
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Aaron Hicks and Cheyenne Woods are Expecting
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Pete Davidson gets sacked by former Patriots star
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David Attenborough and a Dangerous Cactus
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2 People Having a Videogame Shuffle Dance Off
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Lizzo Posing Nude
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Alex Daddario in Leggings
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10 Biggest Money Losing Movies
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Walkling on Water Fail…
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Brittney Palmer is Creating Art for OnlyFans
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Secrets of some Magic Tricks
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Wendy Williams Replaced by Sherri Shepherd
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Watch Olivia Culpo Get Dressed…Again
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Shadow Boxing a Crab
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Mark Whalberg Did Not Give Tom Holland a Sex Toy
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Meg Thee Stallon is Basically in Lingerie
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Dua Lipa Bikinis
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Commanders DB Deshazor Everett Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter Stemming From a Fatal Crash
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Angry Ants in the Forest
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Triplets Meeting Each Other Prank
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The Oscar Noms are In…What are Those?
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Amanda Seyfried is Elisabeth Holmes
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Bella Hadid is Behind the Scenes Topless
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The Man Who Can Inmitate Every Animal Sound
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Laughter Spreads…on the Subway….Like a Virus…
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Girls Doing the Bikini Tug
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Nude Model Marta and her Camera
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Picture of Alvin Kamara’s Alleged Assault Victim’s Injuries Has Surfaced
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Tom Brady on Coming Out of Retirement
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Eve Gale in the Outdoor Shower
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Cam Sluts ARE The Only Thing You Need
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Diane Kruger Short Shorts for Women’s Health
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Elle Fanning Hot Booty Shots
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Dress
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Lily James on the Streets
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J.Lo on the Streets
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Charlotte Lawrence in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa on the Beach
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Simone Biles in a Photoshoot for the Perverts
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Sydney Sweeney Bikinis on the Beach
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Isabella Fonte’s Hot Tits
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Jennifer Lopez Rolling Stone Cleavage
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Fucking in the Public Bathroom
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Titty Tuesday
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See Thru Moments
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Asshole from Above
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Stupid Human Shit
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Hot Titty Flash
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Ass Spreader
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Sabrina Nichole – Titty Model – Weightloss Journey
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Amateur Babe of the Day
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Vagina Rubber
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Bong Smoking Amateur
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Fit Booty Models’ Fit Booty
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Computer Nerds…
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The Pussy Spreader
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Alisa I – Hot Naked Body
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Jacqueline Sheen’s Tanlines
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The Fingers are In
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She Takes it Seriously.
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Creampie
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Cam Girl Gets it Up the Ass
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The Pussy Shirt
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2022

08

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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We all know Sydney Sweeney’s Tits. We’ve been along for this Sydney Sweeney ride since she played some low hanging fruit roles in some big TV shows…one was the Jean Marc Vallee (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) show with Amy Adams and the other was with that dog faced pony boy Scientologist Elizabeth Moss in Handmaid’s Tail….where she played the child brid…

It wasn’t until the low frequency, depressing, disgusting attempt to be a real version of mental health ridden, sex addict, love craving, drug addict, loser version of High School that is nothing but a fucking downer to keep everyone’s spirits down…as Zendaya the Disney Kid does monologues as a teen opiate addict telling off her mom and sister and Transgender lover….but that makes up for the low frequency shit written from the IVORY TOWERS of some Hollywood industry rich kid who’s father before him mad 10s or even 100s of millions in the industry…doing what I call “appropriating the darkness” from his mansion…because that’s what people do…they perpetuate lies so teens think that behavior is what they are supposed to be partaking in….it’s end of times, fall of society shit!

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2022

08

Feb

Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Top of the Day

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I am torn, not porn, I am never porn, but I am good at making things that aren’t porn into porn, thanks to extreme perversion that I would call sex addiction, if my wife actually cared that I fuck hookers, even though I’m old and at the stage of no more boners, so I don’t need to fuck hookers, but if I did, I’d blame sex addiction…it seems so official, like an actual disease or ailment…one we can ALL hope they make a vaccine for…or in ELON’s CASE…a chip for your brain so you can cum on command, making every job interview more fun, but also more predatory….

ANYWAY…I am torn, because I hate celebrating or endorsing old ladies pretending to be young ladies, while being old ladies, because I don’t find old ladies hot….there is a reason 40+ magazine was a FETISH mag and not every porn mag back when porn mags ran the show….

BUT I am not torn that there’s a straight up, creeeper paparazzi shot of this old lady, you may know her as the hard nipples on Friends that made Sitcoms really matter because we didn’t all have access to the porn mags that ran the show back then…..

In a world of selfies that trick people into thinking the model or influencer or loser is being more “real”…I’ll always take the INVASIVE paparazzi pics, because they are more fun….

I like celebrities to be UNTOUCHABLE, like disgusted by the simpletons that make-up their fan base, when pretending to appreciate them.

That’s the CELEBRITY hierarchy that should EXIST…even as the celebrity ROTS….plus Aniston, is not as obnoxious with her plastic surgery procedures as the other old ladies, so she sort of looks her near granny age, only she’ll never be a GRANNY, she was too career oriented to get knocked up, so she’ll have to die alone or buy babies on the black market….or maybe just buy a clone that she’ll probably love harder than an actual kid, since it will b all her….a PRODUCT for single NARCISSISTS… maybe something ELON should be working on instead of that evil AI transhumanism anti-god shit….

Back in January, she posted this out of shower, towel selfie, unaware of the TOWELDROP trend I’ve seen around….but at least she doesn’t look like an overly filtered, Augmented Reality Avatar version of herself, as her skin looks it’s age…like it should…and that should be celebrated…

This is her getting her hair done last year, because you can see what could be her cock if you look hard enough….I just googled HER birthday because I can’t count the rings on her labia like I normally like to do when aging old ladies…and it turns out it is February 11th, 1969….Old enough to have been to WOODSTOCK…..the ORIGINAL one…which also means she’s turning 53 in 3 days….DAMN girl…or should I say….ONCE A GIRL, NOW TWO YEARS FROM 10% DISCOUNTS at the PHARMACY…..not necessarily the hottest age to be, but discounts or cash savings are exciting for the broke of us….

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2022

08

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Tits of the Day

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I am going to bet that you do not give a fuck about 33 year old Canadian actress who got famous from being in 90210 and who used that money to make herself look like a 50 year old trying to look like a 40 year old…which is not really what a 33 year old should do….

She’s in a bikini, but does it even matter….

Well, I think it does, because I am a Christmas movie fan and this bitch has gone from 90210 to Hallmark/Lifetime style Christmas movies, that are so badly put together, they might as well be PORN acting, without the PORN, making you wonder why you’d ever watch it….while making me wonder why I don’t write and produce Christmas movies with my time instead of pointing at actresses who look like porno stars, who act in porn quality movies, but who don’t actually fuck in those movies, making her a weird, oddity in the celebrity industry….

This is a bikini top selfie all her fans have already seen, becasue I don’t create these pics, I just talk shit on them….

I wonder if she’ll be cancelled for that FLOWER IN HER HAIR….Hawaii Mama appropriation….but based on my experience, you don’t get cancelled when you barely exist….

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2022

08

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Pants are not pants unless you can see the ridges of the asshole through the pants….

I am the kind of guy who looks at the pussy area first in any chance encounter with tight pants and I will tell you that I’ve seen a lot of vagina I would otherwise never see thanks to tight pants…so as far as I’m concerned…tight pants are my friends, even if the women who wear them typically look at me in disgust while I’m staring at their tight pants….not realizing that I’m just checking out my friend Tight pants….and their judgement is just getting in my fucking way….when they say shit like “MY EYES ARE UP HERE”….bitch, I know, but I’m loooking at your cunt in tight pants…fuck off, you’re making it hard to cum…..in this grocery store aisle…JERK.

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