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2022

08

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard’s out on a boat in Miami, rocking a bikini, since that’s what you do, showing off her fit tennis body, reminding us all why tennis is the best sport to jack off to….when the players are tall, lean and wonderful….and not built like fucking tanks or dudes, all strong enough to eliminate the actual athletes who look like women….you know so the fans can jack off to their upskirts, grunts and sweaty vaginas…as WE DO.

I am a tennis fetishist and all for fetishizing this tennis babe in her bikini, because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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2022

08

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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This is my campaign, my activism, my charity work…. because I don’t really do anything charitable, no volunteer work, no protests…just standing on my soapbox, that’s more of a piss soaked box a homeless man lives in, rather than an actual soapbox that would get people to form around me to hear what I have to say…but a soapbox nevertheless…where I endorse small tits, because my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED campaign involves skinny girls, and skinny girls come stock with small tits for the most part….so small tits to me…mean hot bodied bitches…where as big tits are typically soft, sloppy, doughy mattress types….

Tits get hits, so it confusing small tits to think they need to jack up their tits with fake beachball tits because they think for some weird reason big fake tits are impressive, even though anyone can get them, including MYSELF…I can buy myself tits….meaning it’s hardly as impressive…..

Where owning your tiny tits, is HOT….

SO DON’T FUCK UP YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW SMALL THEY ARE…we appreciate them….you on the other hand, probably not so much.

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2022

08

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here we are switching things up….

What was once THE RATIO TUESDAY where we delved into our own scientific research into whether a woman is more desirable the bigger the hips and the smaller the waist…like all those girls of instagram who edit themselves into having that golden ratio…because despite the conversations being had in the media…being straight, meaning dudes fucking women, actual women, not men who have transitioned to live life as a woman, is part of our genetic coding, it’s in our programming, it’s what the species needs to survive or continue in nature…which despite having this shitty civilizations is still our core wiring….

In order to find the most fertile bitch to knock-up, one looks to the birthing hips…because it makes them more likely to bring your seed to fruition…so you can spread your seed…and pollute the earth with your genetics….assuming the girl with the ratio doesn’t want to be inconvenienced by the baby, only to hit the ABORTION clinic so she can broadcast to her fans and followers on how uneventful and easy it is to determinate life…since we’re at that stage in society….

Unfortunately, NOT ENOUGH RATIO girls have uploaded their RATIO this week, so we’re doing a little BACK UP PLAN…in the form of SWIMWEAR…since we’re all into half naked bitches in SWIMWEAR…an some of them…MAY even have that ratio too….

Hopefully, THE RATIO is back next week, but as girls get fatter and rounder and squarer….the RATIO is a dying thing, but luckily dudes will basically fuck anything, ratio or not…BUT it will be missed….

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2022

08

Feb

Crazy Demonic Nuts and Other Videos of the Day

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This is weird…thanks BBC

Cops Protecting the Tax Payers

Crazy Demonic Nuts

Transphobic if You’re Not Turned On by Transgenders….since Straight is a Social Construct….OK.

NYC Subway Adventure

Cops Protecting the Tax Payers

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2022

08

Feb

What You Do at the Gym and Other TikThots of the Day

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Stretching…

Booty At Work

Washing her Hands

Check out the Sunset

Fitness

High Production Value Beach Walk

YOGA MOVIES

On the Bikini

Bikinis

She’s the Heart Breaker

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2022

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up heathens doing to gang raping in the Metaverse, which is pretty hilarious as it becomes a viral story, but is PRECISELY the fucking point of the internet…

I don’t know if you’ve heard the story last week about a woman who cried #MeToo after being violated in the metaverse, probably as a troll to show you how insane the metaverse concept really is, when we have the real life thing called life, that I guess they want to make so miserable you don’t want to get off the screen, but instead you want to get off on the screen…and they’ve done a good job of keeping us disenfranchised, struggling, sick, unable to keep on top of things, locked away, not living to our full potential, leading to frustration, anger and other emotions that lead to using the internet for what it is for…LETTING SOME STEAM OFF…

I guess we have our own finding the internet story, maybe it should become a youtube series of old fucks talking about the 90s, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s a place to troll, to say insane shit, to be perverted and it was never supposed to be a reflection of real life…

I’m not a supporter of NERDS gang raping in the METAVERSE, it’s not real rape, even if it offends you…..but that’s the fucking internet…and if you don’t like it…GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET and be normal with normal people….THE ONE THING we are all lacking….because you can’t be an angry masturbating degenerate at ALL times….sometimes you have to put on real pants and face the humans….

IT IS JUST THE INTERNET…leave it the fuck alone.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amanda Seyfried as a Hot Elizabeth Holmes
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Hot Ring Girl Brittney Palmer Makes Art of Only Fans
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Pete Davidson and his Quest for Fame continues
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The Man Who Can Imitate Every Animal Sound
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Marta Shows her Pussy for Art…
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Untalented Artist Sketches People Prank
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The Secrets Behind Magic Tricks
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Solid Skateboard Trick
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts….
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2022

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t get caught up in all the distractions, it is all part of the design…..

That said….

I am the kind of guy who gets a boner when in line at the grocery store behind an old lady buying cucumbers… nothing but cucumber…..I always make sure to give them a eyebrow raise…or wink…to let them KNOW what clearly they want me to KNOW…..

I’m also the kind of guy who gets a boner thinking girls compare their vaginas with their friends

Protesting that you don’t want protesting……as idiots don’t want things to go back to normal…thy love the rules, the lockdowns, but they don’t want to just stay at home, they want all of us to stay at home too….fuckers…don’t appeal to the psychopaths..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hottie Sydney Sweeney is a Cover Girl
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German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Has a Second Instagram Account Where She Posts Naked Pics
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Emrata’s Thong Shot
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The Hot Dog Selfie is Amazing
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Zoey Deutch Brings the Booty
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Kendall Jenner and her Cameltoe
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Playboy Model Jessie Sims Takes an Ice Bath!
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Jordyn Jones Bikinis
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Hottest Tits Ever
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Awkwafina Gets Cancelled
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7 Worst STIs
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Everything You Wanted to Know About Flamethrowers in War
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The Moment Zuckerberg Got into Harvard (Sure!)
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Brian Austin Green has Knocked Up New Lady Friend
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Lily James Talks Being Pam Anderson
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Tom Brady Innocent in Inflate/Defalte Gate
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Lottie Moss Thong Bikini
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Hangry Girl has a Fit
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Mini Van Driver Ends High Speed Chase…
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Snowboarding Fail
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Genie Bouchard in Miami in a Bikini
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Isabella Fonter’s Winter Wonderland
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Alssandra Ambrosio Topless at the Beach
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Match Stick Volcano
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Kanye Brings the Drama
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Caroline Vreeland Made a Baby
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Police Report From Alvin Kamara’s Arrest Has Been Released
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Tinashe is Amazing in the Push Up Bra
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Gorilla Reacts to Pictures of Other Gorillas
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Man Bought Secret House inside a Mall – Stayed there 4 Years
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Bridge Gets Demolished – ProbablY For Jeff Bezos’ Boat
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Paige VanZant’s Booty on a Table
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IG Model Skyler Simspon on a Stroll
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Ireland Baldwin Brings the Cleavage
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Jose Bautista gets Dominated
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Kylie Jenner Makes a Baby
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These Seeds Can Walk
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Risky SPORT….
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Katya Elise Henry is Selling Bikinis With Thirst Traps
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OnlyFans Model Goes Viral After Her Dad Defends What She Does to His Friend!
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Nude Model Mar in a Hipster Nude Artsy Shoot
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Elephant Attacks Bus
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Fryer on Fire
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Kid Gets Tough
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Karen Hart’s Tropical Bikini Pic
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Jennifer Lopez on the Cover of Rolling Stone!
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Renee Gracie is Playing Nurse and Wants to Check Your Temperature
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Chanel West Coast is Inside the Metaverse!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Britney Spears Does Sit-Ups in a Bikin on the Beach – If That’s Even Her
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Syd Sweeney’s Big Tits Get Ice Cream
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Dua Lipa’s Bikini in Miami
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Florence Pugh Titty Dress
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Megan Fox at a Sports Event
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Tinashe’s HUge Cleavage…Woah
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Caitlyn Jenner in PANTS
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Lily Rose Depp in a Tight Slutty Sheer Top
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Chantel Jeffries Bikinis
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Isbaella Fonte’s Hot Body – Tits Out
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Sydney Sweeney Hot Titty Shoot for Cosmo
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Julianne Hough in Leggings
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Dua Lipa on the Beach in Miami
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Josephine Skriver in a SLutty Dress
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Barbara Palvin at an Event
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Odessa YOUNG IN A PHOTOSHOOT
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Carolina V Marie in a Hello Kitty SHoot
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Frida Aasen in a Photoshoot
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Carmen ELectra Vintage Tits
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Rocking Ass
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Ambrosio’s in a Bikini
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Sharna Burgess Bikini Pregnancy Reveal
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Fast Dildo Hands
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Shit Pornstars Say
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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THREESOMES
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Kitchen Warriors
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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An Emrata Gallery
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Face Sitters
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The Ultimate Fashion Statement
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Lea is the Reddit Amateur with the Big Tits
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Off with the Bra
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Normalize Alien Cock for the Alien Takeover
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Mash-Up Madness…
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Leaked Cheerleader Fuck
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Chair Fucker
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Mental Mondays
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Big titties gives the fuck me eyes
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Making it Rain
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Naked Version of the TikTok Trend…
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Riding the Mirror
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2 Ways to Handle the One Night Stand
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Panties to the Side Dildo Ride
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Walking Around the City Naked
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Drink Your Pee when Lost on a Hike
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Squirt on Cock
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Insane Gangbang
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Eat Citrus – Fight Scurvy
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LOTS OF BOOTY
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Amber and her Nice Tits
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They Call her the Pencil Case
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Naked Babe Does Laundry
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BLAST OFF
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Amateur Sex Machine
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Titty Licker
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Naked Hayley on the Phone
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Mirror Selfie
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Fucked in Public
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The Love of her Life
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Anal Girl at the Lunch Counter….
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Dildo of Champions
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2022

07

Feb

Dove Cameron Braless of the Day

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Dove Cameron’s a hugely famous Disney Star who has jacked up her face like all girls in her generation because that’s how weird narcissism and selfie taking has evolved….YOU MUST TURN YOURSELF INTO AN INSTAGRAM FILTER IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE FULL DIGITAL STATUS….and I hate it because it’s non human, CGI shit, worse than jerking off to a FLESHLIGH…not by FUCKING the Fleshlight…just staring at the rubber vagina and thinking “THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS”…which for some people it probably is…

Anyway, Disney star, who acts creepy and like all these other people who have had traumatic childhoods, only in her case it is probably REAL traumatic, it’s a small price to pay for fame…or for money your parents need…..

Well, she’s in a wifebeater, her nipples hard, it’s semi see through, and even though it’s not the mid 90s at a punk rock show anymore, I still find sheer wifebeater nip hot…and you should too.

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2022

07

Feb

Rita Ora Bikini Tits of the Day

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I just saw Rita Ora announced that she is starring in some Beauty and the Beast origin story series for Disney Plus, which we’ll assume she’s either playing the beast or Angela Lansbury, who for whatever reason, I remember being in the original cartoon, even though I’ve never seen it, because I am not a fucking weirdo….

I guess the lesson in all this is that if you go to enough parties, meet the right people, get kicked out of your initial record deal only to get paid off so that you can socialize with the right people, going to events 3-4 times per day to get seen on the red carpet, using the rockin’ big Albanian Refugee tits to get seen for what must be a decade now….EVENTUALLY someone will feel sorry enough for you and give you that chance…you know acting doesn’t require talent, it’s a who you know situation, a social game that I guess Rita Ora has gamed…

All the NAYSAYERS who called her a bootleg Rihanna, or a virtual unknown party girl with a budget, or an international success thanks to tricking international people into thinking she was an American success, so they followed the lead….even though you wouldn’t even notice her at a GRAMMY party waiting in line for a free drink if she was in front of you….

I like to chalk this up as a WIN for hot tits, right before it’s too late, because she’s getting old as shit….and you know how that goes for tits.

It’s a titty win for us titty lovers that have been by her side online or every inch of cleave she’s ever shown…

In a way, I feel like her wins are our wins, even though she’s the only one getting rich off it, and the idea of jerking off to Disney Plus is a weird one, unless you’re in Canada, where you can see Pam and Tommy dick and fake tits ALL day….next to Duck Tails….or whatever else is on that fucking sinister app.

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2022

07

Feb

Lili Simmons Sex of the Day

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Lilli Simmons is a 28 year old who was in a Cinemax series called Banshee, which just reminded me that Cinemax still exists, because I remember when it was one of the only places you could get lame ass nudity on Cable…all softcore but easy to jerk off to because it was as simpler time when you’d jerk off to music videos or Baywatch….seeing full tit was almost as hype as seeing a blue tit in the corner of the screen and penentration in the middle of the screen, back in the scramble porn days….where you’d tell yourself as you were doing it “I can’t believe I am jerking off to this puzzle piece sex, but it’s PORN….and the audio works”….we’ve all been there…

Anyway, Lilli was a model for JC Penny and now she’s in a sex scene from one of her acting jobs…and I’ll assume this is lesbian sex, but I wouldn’t want to misgender anyone and get CANCELLED….right?

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