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2022

10

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Assholes behind thongs…are a reminder to myself that I would like to watch girls doing aerobics in their thongs….and not in an 80s thong over tights kind of way…but in a straight up thong kind of way….because it will give amble opportunity to showcase their assholes in an equitable way, you know make it mandatory for all girls to wear thongs to the fitness class so that there are no non-thong wearers feeling left out….plus the showcasing of their asshole is empowering…like an ADIDAS TITTY AD…it takes all kinds of assholes to make a village..and since everyone has one…it’s only normal for us to “I’ll so you mine if you really want me to, but I’d rather look at yours”…..and I know some non-asshole owner out there thanks to a birth defect or cancer is OUTRAGING out there….”HOW DARE YOU SAY EVERYONE HAS AN ASSHOLE YOU ABLEIST”……

YOU can’t please everyone, but I think ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS try…and really why wear shorts when you can wear something less constrictive and more exhibitionist in this world of everyone being a exhibitionists, the shorts keep getting shorter and the tighter, we just need to get ahead of this TOGETHER…

Here’s some inspo shots for our THONG FITNESS WORKOUT routine I’m mapping out…

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2022

10

Feb

Shit Faced Halsey of the Day

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Here’s a piece of shit popstar named Halsey who has scammed a lot of people doing a new beauty ritual of spreading feces all over her face…

This is not Halsey being racist like Howard Stern, because she is black, or has a black father and likes to remind us how black she is whenever she gets the chance..which makes sense when you’re as white as Candace Owens’ baby…you gotta wear a sign or something so the WOKE pieces of shit know to talk on your behalf as the white ally, instead of assuming that she’s a white ally speaking on behalf of minorities like the ignorant woke heroes they are….

That said, I should think about feces more than I do…but I generally hate shitting, I’ve never experienced POO-PHORIA, which is not Sydney Sweeney’s new show to flash her tits on, but should be….If anything, I’ve never even shit myself when drunk…it’s probably one of those slow metabolism things…..but I should talk more about feces especially when talking about shit faced Halsey, the kind of girl who would probably let you shit on her chest back when she was first selling her soul to the industry for that fame and fortune she always wanted…because it allowed her to buy FAKE TITS…but now that she’s famous, she’ll SHIT on her own damn face…THANK YOU VERY MUCH….she’s an INDEPENDENT WOMAN you see.

Is this kind of shit face is a different kind skid mark than you’d expect to find in your underwear, but really not all that different really…but that’s more to do with the person the shit face is on, then the shit face itself, since I don’t think Halsey is all that impressive….

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2022

10

Feb

Jenna Dewan Bathes of the Day

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Here’s a piece of shit popstar named Halsey who has scammed a lot of people doing a new beauty ritual of spreading feces all over her face…

This is not Halsey being racist like Howard Stern, because she is black, or has a black father and likes to remind us how black she is whenever she gets the chance..which makes sense when you’re as white as Candace Owens’ baby…you gotta wear a sign or something so the WOKE pieces of shit know to talk on your behalf as the white ally, instead of assuming that she’s a white ally speaking on behalf of minorities like the ignorant woke heroes they are….

That said, I should think about feces more than I do…but I generally hate shitting, I’ve never experienced POO-PHORIA, which is not Sydney Sweeney’s new show to flash her tits on, but should be….If anything, I’ve never even shit myself when drunk…it’s probably one of those slow metabolism things…..but I should talk more about feces especially when talking about shit faced Halsey, the kind of girl who would probably let you shit on her chest back when she was first selling her soul to the industry for that fame and fortune she always wanted…because it allowed her to buy FAKE TITS…but now that she’s famous, she’ll SHIT on her own damn face…THANK YOU VERY MUCH….she’s an INDEPENDENT WOMAN you see.

Is this kind of shit face is a different kind skid mark than you’d expect to find in your underwear, but really not all that different really…but that’s more to do with the person the shit face is on, then the shit face itself, since I don’t think Halsey is all that impressive….

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2022

10

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s safe to say that in this era of everyone being an online attention seeking media whore, or social media whore, having big tits is a fucking asset….tits get hits, they generate the views, they get the follows, they help you monetize your shit in a way easier way then selling your crafts on ETSY….and all it really takes is flashing those tits…

So the clever people with big tits came up with the TITTY DROP, a fun way to flash your tits, by making them bounce out of your shirt, and since everyone is doing it, you might as well do it too…

Unless the titty drop founder was a dude who like big tits and wanted to see big tits and knew he could somehow used reverse psychology tactics on a woman, which isn’t all that complicated to do, they aren’t the most difficult to trick into flashing you tit, because deep down they want you to see their tits…

A little “I bet you can’t pull your top off and make your boobs bounce, there is no way”….

PROVE ME WRONG…

PROVE ME WRONG….they did…and now it is a viral fucking trend…BIG TITTY BOUNCING or DROPPING everywhere….

Now maybe your balls will finally drop….

You can only hope the TITTY drops inspire them to drop….

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2022

10

Feb

Brooke Shields Topless of the Day

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Spoiler alert, Brooke Shields nude in Blue Lagoon when she was 14 and sold off to the entertainment industry, was not actually Brooke Shield’s nude body in Blue Lagoon at 14….they used one of the production assistants….which is actually a pretty good thing because if they didn’t…I’d say that Hollywood, especially in the 70s, was a pretty fucking disgusting and degenerate place, but then I remember, Hollywood in 2021 is still a disgusting and degengerat place….when you reward insecure idiots with money and fans, they let that get to their head, and feel like they matter….so they end up doing all kinds of fucking weird and dirty shit….because they can afford to, they can get away with it, and because they’re chasing thrills they once had, back when fucking hot models and celebrities was a thrill and not “same old, same old”….it’s the whole “even the hottest bitch in the world’s husband gets bored of her, even when she’s still at her hottest and not some old weathered half rotten hole”….

BUT, this Brooke Shields big and topless ad, is definitely Brooke Shields’ heavy tit….which to many should be TOO LITTLE TOO LATE…she’s 100 fucking years old….but to some, it may be what they’ve been waiting for since her SITCOM got cancelled, back when she was fucking Andre Agassi, making some of us who questioned whether she was a man or not, wonder if that colorful tennis star was a gay.

I guess it makes sense for Jordache to use a star from when they were last popular in their shoot….you know touch the emotional connection other old bitches have because they didn’t know then, but they know now, those Jordache days were the best times of their fucking life…

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2022

10

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines to get you in the tropical state of mind, because mid February is always the time depressed, cold, alone motherfuckers think about how much better life would be if they weren’t living their meaningless life in the cold, if they quit their job, and moved somewhere tropical to be a beach bum who lives in a shack on the beach like a homeless person in LA, only more tropical….feeding off the fish and the tropical fruits…maybe even having a harem of local bitches who roll through forgetting that girls typically don’t fuck the homeless, even tropical homeless because they are homeless….only to to fly out of their dream after a few months of failing at their new life….forced to beg for their old job back to which their boss who feels let down and unable to rely on the motherfucker will say NO FUCKING WAY….so that now out of money, with no job, no home back home, you get to be homeless here….this time during winter….and it’s ALL because you went chasing TANLINES instead of just jacking off to them on the internet like a NORMAL person.

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2022

10

Feb

Anastasia Ashley’s Painful TikTok Upskirt and Other Tik Thots of the Day

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@anastasiaashley

Not becoming pro anytime soon

? YAE ENERGY – Lil Yachty

She’s a BAD BITCH who Wants you to Nut on her Face

Is She Showing Off or Does She Just have Boobs

Stretching on the bed, That’s what they are For

Throw it Back TikTok Trend

How Can You Go to the Gym with Girls Like This

Is this an Exercise?

Cleavage Girl

HMMMM

Public Bathroom Ass

Posted in:TIKTHOT

2022

10

Feb

Cops Assault Naked Protestor…because they Want You to Hate Cops and Other Videos of the Day

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Yeah, Chemtrails are a Crazy Conspirary…They’d Never Spray the Population….DUH

Boss Lady vs Shoplifter, Doing what Rappaport was Too Pussy to Do…

Dangerous White Supremacists and their Gas Can Weapons…

WIFI IS GOOD FOR YOU – NOW DO EAR PODS

Walk of Shame – Protect the People Who You are Supposed to Protect Dumbos.

This Man has Cut Off His Penis and Now Gets his Period Apparently….

Tucker is SAVAGE

Its Pronouns are Demon.

BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV!

Howard Stern’s Not Cancelled for this Clip….

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2022

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I can’t shit talk COVID or COVID measures or COVID restrictions or COVID vaccine fails, which MEAN it is working….because it is now labeled terrorism not free speech….

So maybe I’ll talk about how people get mad at indoctrinating kids to be half retards who want to mutilate their genitals like an African girl in some horrible circumcision procedure that I thought we as westerners were supposed to be vehemently against…..VEHEMENTLY is a weird fucking word…

But glass half full…so I like to focus on how that indoctrination that has made all those normie girls decide to get naked on the internet to become internet whores….when I remember a time when they didn’t….and that time was probably more exciting when they did give into the dark forces of smut making their dreams come true rather than expected behavior they all do because it is what they do…but with it being expected behavior, we get SO MUCH nudes…and for someone who started this site for the nudes…my first post was “send nudes”…as it was never to make money, since I haven’t made money….I finally get all those nudes…

I guess when you pay a girl more to be an awkward dancer on TikTok, or a low level porn chick on OnlyFans….while striving to be an empty, souless monetizing piece of meat….they don’t really care to become doctors or lawyers or whatever…SAVE THAT FOR THE IMMIGRANT KIDS WITH PARENTS WHO HAVE THAT AMERICAN DREAM PLANNED FOR THEIR OFFSPRING….while these bitches just get high and piss on themselves for the fans….calling it SQUIRT…

We live in hell….but at least there is nudity in hell!

Here are some morning links..

Hot Kate Austin Ready for the Super Bowl
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Former Police Combat Officer Turned IG Model Receives Marriage Proposals Multiple Times Per Day
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Model Maria is Studious!
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Remember – Paradise Exists and You’re Not In It
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In Case You Missed It Brooklyn Decker’s Friend Checked Out Her Post Baby Twat…BEFORE AND AFTER BIRTHING PICS ARE HOT
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Making a Hole in Coffee Mug
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Thief Snatches Chain
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Venus Fly Trap Trapping Shit Like a Vagina with Teeth
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Divorced Megan Fox…
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in stupid times, amongst stupid fucking people.

That’s all I gotta say about that!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Maddie Ziegler is Hot in a Magazine
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Anastasia Ashley’s Painful Upskirt
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Brooklyn Decker Had Her Best Friend Check Out Her Vagina After She Gave Birth
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Maria Menounos Leggigns
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Heidi Klum with a Naked Gold Model
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Crazy Motorcycle Stunt
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Mom Has a Ruler Tattooed on Her Forearm to Measure Penis Sizes!
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Britney Spears Thong Dancer
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Jena Sims Flexing in Striped Bikini
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“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” – Fans troll Patrick Mahomes in Brittany Matthews’ latest Instagram post
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Bill Murray Sinks a Putt
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Most Depressing Gift EVER
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Megan Fox Official Divorced
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Bears on Vacation
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Doja Cat’s New Video
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Isabella Fonte is Hot by the Pool
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Happy Wednesday From Scarlett Bordeaux’s Bikini
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Parrot with a GoPro
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How Emirates Makes 225,000 Meals a Day
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Jeaopardy Winner Quits the Day Job
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Dumb Fitness Injury
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J.Lo on the Tonight Show
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Topless Model Dakota and Some Rocks
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Aaron Rodgers Responds to Fan Telling Him to Come to Denver With “We’ll See”
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14 Zoom Calls Gone Wrong
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GoPro Through Victoria Falls
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Adele May Be Engaged
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Skinnier Adele Wins
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Byron Allen to Make a Bid for the Broncos
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How Much Air in the Ice Cream
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Reckless Driver Gets Stopped
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Gisele is a Gardener
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Lindsay Lohan Stars in a Planet Fitness Super Bowl Ad
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Cross Walk Guard Saves a Child
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Killer Ants
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In Case You Missed It- Olivia Culpo Gets Dressed
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Kim K Does Vogue
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Nude Scenes in the Movies
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Influencer Chantal Jeffries in a Bikini
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Throwback Emrata in GQ in 2013…GREAT BOOBS
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Rachel Brosnahan’s Crazy Shoes
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Megan Fox in the Bleachers
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Julianne Hough in Leggings
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Syd Sweeney Hot Bikini Girl
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Diane Kruger Fucking a Chair
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Some Caitlyn Jenner Porn
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Rebecca Ferguson in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Cream Filled or Glazed
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Modern Showers
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Separation Effect
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One of them Creampuffs
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Nude Model Mathea
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Hip Home Decor
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Computer Nerds
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Dildo in the Ass
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THONGS
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Just a Girl and her Asshole.
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Girl and her Butt Plug!
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Wiggle Wiggle
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Slutty Redhead
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Squirting on the Animal Print
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Window Washing
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DO NOT WATCH THIS
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Insane Body Fucks
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Stacey Poole Big Tits
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Her First Sex Tape
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Lily in her Fetish Mask
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TOY IN THE ASS – ASS ON THE TOY
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TITTY
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Big Naturals
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Cousin Fucker
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Pussy Spread
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Booty Model
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Butt Plug Removal
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In Case You Missed it, Fucking in the Stall
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Make Her Cum in 60 Seconds
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Amateur Fuck Down
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In Case You Missed It – Shit Pornstars Say
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Cuck
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Oiled Up Dildo Rider
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