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2022

08

Mar

Joey King Bra of the Day

Joey King has titties and she wants you to know…it’s probably one of those transitioning situations, hopefully not from dude to chick, but from child star in corny ass roles to a serious actor and for some reason the best way to do that is through sexualizing oneself…claim it’s empowerment…it’s WOMEN’S DAY….so embrace a world where the ladies sexualize themselves so we don’t have to do it for them….far easier place to masturbate….especially when you’re as lazy as me.


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2022

08

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

At this point in the game, it’d be crazy to expect women to not wear tight pants everywhere they go, it’s like what do you think this is, the 50s….we’ve become accustomed to seeing full pussy through pants in all our day to day activities…from grocery shoppers, to girls in line at fast food places, to girls who work in fast food places…maybe you even have coworkers who wear “leggings” to the fucking office…making for a much more intimate working experience and it gives you something to jack off to.

Tight pants…are the future….or a future without tight pants is no future you’d want…assuming there’s a future…it’s pretty apocalyptic out there.

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2022

08

Mar

Romee Strijd Lingerie of the Day

I just wrote a post on ELSA HOSK posing for LOUNGE UNDERWEAR, they’re an instagram brand, and instagram is where the brands make fucking money, therefore they can hire the Victoria’s Secret babes like they aren’t a racier, lower tier, work with all the sluttiest of IG brand….they’re in the big leagues now…

Or, Lounge is just where VS Models get put to pasture when they drop babies, since both these models have recent babies…not that you could tell…their still hot…TAKE that lie moms tell their husbands about BABY WEIGHT…sneaky bitches running that conspiracy forever…well INSTAGRAM is here to remind us all that they were lying and collectively just wanted to give up but knew they’d have to do it together to not be the outlier fat mom on the whole baby weight kick.

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2022

08

Mar

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

Instagram brand Lounge Underwear is making moves, I guess they saw that the dude who does stripper gear at Fashionova for all thee whores of instagram bought a 140 million dollar house on discount in Bel Air, because selling shit on the internet pays….

There was a time when Lounge was just using the low levels, but I guess they built it up to use the best Victoria’s Secret had to offer as they’ve gone on recruiting half retards and fat chicks to WOKE their marketing, to distract from the “HE DIDN’T HANG HIMSELF” connection….DEEP LINKS.

So Elsa Hosk, either discounted from birthing child, or getting paid her rate because I can’t even tell her pussy’s been ripped out by birthing child….in fact it’s like she never gave birth at all….something all you gross moms should look at to realize you are lazy and eat too many calories…

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2022

08

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

After marrying a fat lady, justifying it for the tits, I can say with confidence that the smartest move is to marry the ass and buy the tits later, assuming you even need to do that, because tiny tits are wonderful, manageable, bring the same level of unique personality, all while being on a body that for the most part will degrade better than one with a big set of tits.

The big set of tits is just a liability, not because of breast cancer, but because it’s a roll of the dice as to whether the lady will be able to keep her small frame, because biology is going to make her want to grow into the big tits.

I realize that the media, TIKTOK views, even in this feminist era of slutty empowered FEMINISM…HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY….get naked for your cause, that’ll teach us empowerment, maybe sell us a 9.99 per month subscription to do vile things to yourself for 10 dollars…because you look at the aggregate of all the dudes giving you 10 dollars to do vile things to yourself for a month…not the micro level of a dude is giving you 10 dollars to see you do vile things to yourself….which I’d argue is a great deal for the dude busting out 10 dollars…what’s 10 dollars when gas is 8 dollars a Gallon…ya know…your pussy is worth a gallon of gas….and if you really want to do to the math…it’s actually 10 dollars for 30 days, or 33 CENTS a day, to see the pussy….CHEAPER than a price of coffee…these bitches should make videos commercials like the Foster an African Aids baby you don’t ever need to meet….

Anyway…tits get hits, so simple minded ladies think big tits are better than their tits, so they go out and slaughter their tits to get big tits, and it’s a fucking tragedy, when they should just embrace the small tits, like these babes…and give us content around the small tits, because small tits hold their own any day of the week because THEY ARE TITS and TINY tits are TITTIES too.

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2022

08

Mar

Rebecca Black Got Them Tits On of the Day

I don’t know if Rebecca Black is the first viral music star to every happen. I can remember a few big viral songs from Ayesha to Gangnam Style, but FRIDAY, was massive, people still reference it today, and I hate Rebecca Black for that, but she really got the shit end of the deal, which I guess she’s reclaiming now that she’s old enough to have her tits out.

She was made fun of for having a HUGE fucking song that they put out fully independent and the industry didn’t throw a million dollar deal at her, instead they let her fade away as a YOUTUBE one hit wonder….probably not realizing she’d grow a set of tits like this…

I guess she was just before her time, because now they’ll sign a bitch who doesn’t even make music to their label, because she’s got TikTok fans for her bad dancing and making her sing well is easy, computers do the singing for you, this is marketing motherfuckers…

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2022

08

Mar

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who gets the benefit of being a rich kid and being a twin to a celebrity tennis star….meaning, she gets to live a better life than most and that’s her right…if you don’t like it, go yell at your dad for not doing better for you, instead of blaming yourself for not figuring it out, since it seems to be pretty easy to get off the internet these days….so many millionaires…I’m just not one of them…

I am always into the celebrity sister, because they are the lazy ones, the ones with feelings of inadequacies, but who are all about mooching off their sibling’s name and accomplishment to get a little more out of life than they would if they didn’t have them to coattail ride….

In this case, Beatrice is like a standard influencer, in bikini, posing in great places, doing lazy ass shit, not really working too hard…just being herself…probably planning big moves that will be easy to execute to keep busy, but not in any rush or timeline….while her sister has to TRAIN daily to maintain her career, sponsors, etc..because she hasn’t retired life….

Since they are twins, it makes it all the funnier, one has to grind out, the other gets to just do bikini shit in nice places, and I guess that’s a win for all of us since girl looks good to me.

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2022

08

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I am not complaining about how skimpy the bikini has become, because it’s fucking awesome, and the reality is that the thong or g-string bikini probably existed since the fucking 60s or some shit. It was just meant for hot chicks, hookers, sugar babies back when they were called trophy wives, strippers and porn chicks. Now, they are for everyone.

I distinctly remember school trips to the waterpark, swim days, etc featuring NO bikinis and not because it was a rule, they didn’t need the rule, no one wore bikinis

Sure, I lived in a landlocked area, but whores will be whores and strip down if they get the chance. It’s not reserved for beach front communities.

Thanks to Facebook and Instagram, the swimsuit pic became a prerequisite to being human, the bikinis got skimpier and skimpier to get those likes and follows, and now we all get a taste of being beach bum hippies surrounded by babes tanning half naked, even when they aren’t…

You probably can’t go to the public pool in the summer without seeing some mom’s asshole behind her thong bikini, because that’s the trend, and I guess that’s better than looking like the 50+ geriatric lesbian swim team about to do laps…

This is a round-up of SWIMWEAR in pictures….not all bikinis, but all pretty racy…the way you’d want swimwear to be.

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2022

08

Mar

Titties by the Mountains and Other Videos of the Day

She’s a Vibe

Get into Uniform

Working the Dick Size

Quite the Tit

Them Tits

COWGIRL

LOoking Out the Window

Wardrobe Change

Big Up the Massive…RIP Skibadee

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are realizing how stupid the people on the one narrative are, finally… fuck…

I realize there are still a huge amount of people who see things in the mainstream retard way…

BUT luckily people are starting to call out the bullshit, because the bullshit isn’t doing a good job at hiding the truth…

I knew that people out there always had it in them to question what they were being told, but they didn’t believe in themselves or care enough to stick to their guns, easier to go along with it, until realizing…HOLY SHIT THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL….which is where we are at now..

Don’t fall for the lies! Do your own investigating, or ignoring, because apathy is ok…

We don’t all need to have opinions on things we don’t understand…

Ignorance is bliss, I know I preferred it…LUCKILY….I am still ignorant…and you should be too.

Get that flip phone, move out to the wilderness, grow your own food and ignore the “grind” which is clearly the biggest fucking lie..

You want me to HUSTLE to buy shit I don’t need and to never HUSTLE enough to be happy…

When I can just switch my thinking and be a self fulfilled human learning how to make free energy with magnets…probably the reason they want us all in our cages consuming their nonsense…because truth destroys the spell we’ve all be under for generations!

Here are some stepLINKS….with my TIN FOIL HAT on….EMF’s will destroy us.

Camila Cabello Flashed the UK
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The World’s Hottest Mechanic
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Maria Kn Unfiltered Nude Model
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TikTok User Snitches On LeBron After Appearing to Catch the Lakers Star and a Woman Exchange Touches
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Skunk Messes with Possum…
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Wild Dogs Hunting Antelope Stuck On The Edge Of A Cliff!
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Girl Tricks VS Boy Tricks
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Spiderman Touches Hands of People on Escalators
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Cam Sluts Being Hot
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