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2022

07

Feb

Farrah Abraham Backdoor of the Day

I am a big fan of Farrah Abraham. She’s a reality star done right.

I don’t even know why I like her as much as I do, maybe it’s the fact that we were technically business partners when her sex tape came out and I had the squirting clip, only to be linked on GAWKER and basically reach 1,000,000 people in ONE day, it was the biggest traffic day in the history of the site and it has been progressively downhill ever since, which some would argue was the same fate for Farrah Abaraham, you know the fade into OBSCURITY, BUT clearly they haven’t seen what she’s up to, with amazing spreading of asshole pics.

Clearly she knows the asshole is the window, or gateway to the soul…and this is her way of letting you into her life….which for those of you who don’t know…is the best way to be welcomed into her life…just ask the pornstar who fucked her up the ass for her movie…HE KNOWS.

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2022

07

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Bodysuit of the Day

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If she’s not eating a donut or racing to the all you can eat buffet that’s recently opened up after COVID lockdowns, you know really committing to the plus sized life, since I am convinced she’s a fat faker, which is not so much a faking being fat, that shit’s real, but rater strategically getting fat to be labeled plus sized so that you don’t have to struggle to get regular model work, you know by starving yourself….which means being a plus sized model, especially in an era that fetishizes or at least endorses unhealthy fatness, in efforts to keep the fat people of the world consuming, which is the majority of people in the world thanks to amazing and responsible governments and evil food corporations and streaming and laziness….if the ladies promoting the bullshit look like them then it’s easier to bust out the wallet…even though everyone knows people want what they can’t have and if skinny chicks were promoting the products the fatties would probably buy double hoping to get skinny…since no one likes being fat..except for Iskra, her career and existence depends on it…which is why everything she does should involve EATING large quantities of food with the fat lady tits, or what I call, THE ONLY THING FATTIES HAVE TO OFFER….hanging out….

I don’t hate Iskra for opportunistic plus sized fat cosplay by getting actually fat instead of wearing a fat suit….I just think fat kills, and it is irresponsible to normalize that shit in the media…UNLESS killing is their objective….SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT…..

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2022

07

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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The word on the internet is that MILFs Matter…and I know what you’re thinking “NO THEY DON’T”….the whole idea of a MILF is only a positive experience when realizing that MILFs are easy because they view their kids like you view their kids….STDs that destroyed their cooter on the way out….and EASY is good…despite all those motivational speakers saying the easy road is NOT the best road, it’s the lazy road for the low ambition loser…which I guess MILF fuckers are…

Luckily, ladies my age are menopausal, so the whole MILF thing is a generation younger than me, so I can stare at these ladies for their bad decisions, not that having kids is really a bad decision, it’s sort of the way life is supposed to pan out, it’s kind of why we are all here….PROCREATION…the whole getting naked on the internet is probably the bad decision since it’s the internet and your nudity is a scared thing that shouldn’t be given out for free for some kind of cheap thrill when you feel that you can compete with gutter porn chicks out there…because they are gutter porn chicks and you can…

NOT THAT I WOULD EVER complain about nudity on the internet, it just amazes me that this is what so many middle aged moms do for fun..whether their mom pussies look like regular pussy or not….I guess the MILF tag makes the imperfections, the stretch marks, the sags justified so it’s easier to put it out there…even though them putting it out there is wild in the first place.

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2022

07

Feb

Ariel Winter Bikini Tit of the Day

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Here’s a pic I never posted from a few weeks ago of Ariel Winter trying to lick her own tit now that she’s had at least one breast reduction that we know of.

The TITTY KILLER Ariel Winter, who we’ll assume got the breast reduction because her big tits that kept growing looked like shit, or made her look fatter than she was, or more depressingly, was an attempt to de-sexualize herself after being sold to a pervert industry at a young age to be sexualized….

I don’t know about you, but some of my best times were trying to get girls to prove to me that they could suck their own nipple, or lick it….because with the right challenge, that resonates with a girl’s soul…you can SEE tit…depending on how drunk she is…and “can you lick your own nip” is the one that has proven to work…10 years ago…before everyone went full MENTAL…and the nerds you ignored became the voice of POP CULTURE…

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2022

07

Feb

Courtney Stodden Booty of the Day

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I know looking at the thonged ass of an angel sent from heaven, who was the teen bride of some creeper, that the media decided to drag instead of protect, allowing her to end up selling sex tapes after a series of silly unnecessary becasue she was hot to begin with surgeries….is kind of irrelevant, or idiotic, since you can google her inserting things in her vagina, as she’s done…

But I think she’s great…

Plus, the internet has proven me wrong a few times…the first that I remember was with TiNDER, I never thought girls would subscribe to a hook-up app like they were gay dudes trying to bust nut…not because I thought girls weren’t horny, or sexually liberated but because I thought they had enough attention anywhere they went being girls to get dick without lame ass tech….OOPS…

The other is OnlyFans…I never thought porn chicks who you can see do hardcore shit would be able to do additional upsells on their nudes, like I never expected influencer chicks to dive into “sex work” that’s not real work but that makes real money…

Why would you care to see some girl who you can google fucking herself in a thong…because what the fuck else are we going to do with our time…PRODUCTIVE shit? Fuck that….like it was Courtney Stodden’s dildo…which is not making an appearance in this social media ass pic…..

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2022

07

Feb

Nadine Velazquez Ass of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is now 43 years old and like most senior citizens in the home, she struggles with keeping her pants on, some call it dementia, others call it opportunity….

I don’t know why the actress is walking around with her pants off, maybe she thinks she’s doing a favor for the fans, maybe she’s doing it for the views, maybe she’s just a nudist and thee fact she’s even in her bodysuit is in the way of her true self…you know exhibitionist, on a slippery slope of aging, so the ass is on the decline before it before it officially dies off…

In the event you didn’t know, I am not Nadine Velazquez. I barely even know who she is because I don’t watch dog shit movies on a regular basis, even though I think most movies are dog shit, just less dog shit than the stars in them when they aren’t in them….so I don’t know the reason, I just know 43 year old asses shouldn’t turn you on…but they do…and that’s weird…

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2022

07

Feb

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but whenever I run myself a bath in the cesspool I call a bathtub, where I light some candles to set the mood, maybe put in some bubble bath in to add to the romance…even put on some R.Kelly songs, because he’s still on Spotify despite being in jail for heinous sex crimes….maybe lather myself up in COCONUT OIL…to be nice and slick….for my masturbation…I think….”If only I had some pics of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s rich kid brat daughter, the one that isn’t RUMER, in her bathing suit, to humiliate myself to my dead ancestors to…..

Luckily, she produces the SMUT, as attention seekers do…..

It is near Valentine’s Day after all….ROMANCE NOT DEAD…

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2022

07

Feb

Model Asses of the Day

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Here’s some Model Asses from an event since Model Asses is a fetish to those of you into the whole model thing, you know the still into the traditional unrealistic expectations of women, needed to make the normies you have sex with or want to have sex feel insecure about themselves so that they have sex with you, knowing they can’t do better because they are not Model Asses….one of those if everyone had a Model Ass….the only people fucking out there would be people worth 100 million dollars…since Model Asses know their Model Ass worth.

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2022

07

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits….it’s a fetish, a very very weird fetish, but when you have a society filled with fucking babies who are emotionally stunted, who probably still live at their parent’s house, or on their parents dime, and even if they don’t, they put their victim foot forward in life, trying to get those victim points, all in hopes of commanding respect, or maybe having their boss give them unlimited sick days because they can’t handle, like the dyslexic girl in your college class in the 90s, being allowed to write her exams with her text book, you know because she doesn’t have recall, only that’s not fair to the able minded people, so just let everyone use their text books for their exams, so they really get a command of the subject material…

Point being, tits are meant to lactate, take it in, before all the tits dry up thanks to babies being made in bunkers…not WOMBS…fed with lab created cancer causing vaccine filled paste…NOT tit anti-depressant, other pollutants and vaccine filled TIT MILK…the way modern NATURE intended..