Sloppy Tits
Big Tit Sports Bra Grab
Hard Nips
Big Tits
Cosplay Girl
Viral Titty Show
Karens in the Wild
Don’t Trust the News…
MOONER
WHAT THE FUCK…..
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- NSFW(18+)
2021
29
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
As I spend this week working at 0 percent capacity as opposed to 1 percent capacity…you know I’d hate to burn myself out even though I was burnt out before I even started the site 18 years ago….
It’s the holidays, why the fuck would anyone bother…which I guess is the attitude of everyone during this pandemic that’s allowed everyone to be the lazy slob agoraphobic that I’ve always been…people fucking love it.
I’ve been seeing people on social media taking 5-10 COVID tests to prove they have covid…they can’t handle the NEGATIVES…and just want to fit in or have the story for their social media so they are out there trying so hard….which I guess is not as weird as people creating a trend out of medicine, getting big pharma tattoos while trying to brawl anyone who doesn’t take the medicine…that’s weird…
Then there’s the woke weirdos…that’s probably going to be my main focus in 2022, because COVID and vaccines are boring while the WOKE shit is just so crazy that it’s amazing to see unfold…amazing in a bad way…
I’ve also been seeing people on social media, which I never go on, but it is the holiday, bragging about being sugar babies, or bragging about scamming dudes with their nudes, and for whatever reason the dudes that are being scammed by them are reading that shit because they are fans, and still being scammed because they’re like “she’s not talking about me”….YES SHE IS.
I guess 18 years of being out of the office, out of normal society, in solitude has made me totally out of touch with how fucking garbage everyone is!
This is the week to recalibrate and understand how fucking garbage everyone is.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….2022 END IT ALL PLEASE…but let me be last man standing because I find all this shit HILARIOUS to watch….
What a weird fucking alternate universe did the internet help shape…
Here are some morning links…
Alex Daddario Works Out in Style
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Hot Beach Volleyball Player
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Fat Bitch Shot Gunning Beer
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IOWA Volleyball Coach Charged Having Sex with 17 Year Old
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Madison Grace Reed’s Vacation Throwback!
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Selena Gomez Got an Insane Tattoo
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How to Make a Backflip More crazy
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Arnold Schwarznegger is Divorced
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Mikhail Shivlyakov Deadlifts A Massive 800lbs!
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Ship Rolls In The Pacific Ocean, Here’s How The Cabin Occupants React
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Drunk Driver in a Ditch Gets Roasted
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Topless Model Vanessa Moe in the Jungle
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LOTS of BOOBS
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Christian Wood Smoked a Fan in the Head With an Errant Pass
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2021
28
Dec
Margaret Qualley Fishnets of the Day
Andie MacDowell’s daughter MAGGIE is out here in fishnts, showing off her skinny legs, acting like fishnets aren’t a symbol of the patriarchy trying to oppress her like she’s the fucking PREY….read my FISHNET FRIDAY POSTs for more insight that no one gives a fuck about when it comes to FISHNETS…
Personally, I prefer the hotter sister, but this one is the more successful and famous one, known for being in that Quentin Tarantino movie and the show about a Maid….that she was NOMINATED for a GOLDEN GLOBE for…not that awards mean anything to anyone but the small group of people who think of themselves as super humans amongst us peasants who consume their bullshit….so when they are by the pool at the Beverly Hills Hotel, or luxury resorts in Cabo, Miami, St Barts, St Tropez, St Nicolas….they can pat each other on the back….MASTURBATORY PISSING CONTESTS….
I am sure her breaking into the industry as a small town North Carolina girl with a dream was a challenge, you know, like the Marilyn Monroe story…changed her name and hopped on a bus for a better future…GRABBING life by the balls to get out of that hillbilly life…equipped with nothing but her one good Sunday dress she inherited from a neighbor and a GUITAR….forced to knock down doors to get auditions while working as a waitress at a seedy strip bar…sometimes turning tricks to make rent…UNTIL one day…HER DREAMS CAME TRUE….and SHIA LABEOUF fucked her onto the MAP….
You know…HOLLYWOOD…
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Posted in:Margaret Qualley
2021
28
Dec
Charlotte Lawrence Bikini of the Day
Charlotte Lawrence is the vagina that Ted Lasso built…or I guess that Caroline in the City created, no wait that’s the other bitch Zoey Deutch, this one’s straight from the loins of Kate from Drew Carrey and the guy who created Ted Lasso which I refuse to ever watch because that Sudeikis dude is the fucking worst and I have no idea how people can handle watching him in the movies, yet clearly they like watching him in the movies, because he gets paid a lot to play himself in everything he does…NOT THAT IT MATTERS.
What matters is that thanks to the success of the Ted Lasso producer, who also produced SCRUBS, which was a pretty huge fucking show and made them all very fucking rich…coupled with the money his wife Kate from Drew Carey has made…their young daughter can spend her days being a typical young person…half naked on the internet while pretending to be an artist, or something of substance, when really just into the validation from the creepers clicking “LIKE AND FOLLOW”….
She’s skinny, she’s hot, so it could be worse…it could be a fat chick trying to pull this off, because fat chicks who get half naked for attention do exist and they don’t look like this…and you’d think fat chicks with rich parents who finance their rich lives so hard they don’t realize they are vile pigs doing hot girl things…so when hot girls do it…it makes it more tolerable for a spectator with nothing better to do than this nonsense…
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Posted in:charlotte lawrence
2021
28
Dec
Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day
Canada’s hometown hottie Shay Mitchell, the new mom with those new mom titties, is struggling her way through a Canadian winner in a mom bikini…whole her hired porter paddles her through the arctic weather….on their hunt for seal meat and maple syrup…before they build out their luxury igloo because when you’re rich before you even became an actress thanks to your enterprising parents which is why you’re an actress..your Igloo doesn’t MELT like the rest of them….that shit is lined in GOLD….and so is her LABIA according to an inside source who was present in the delivery room.
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Posted in:Shay Mitchell
2021
28
Dec
Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day
Some people would argue that pants too tight are not worth wearing because they don’t hide anything…yet no one is walking around nude…what’s up with that….since they
might as well be nude…but that would be SLUTTY an you can’t have that…
I would argue, or mud wrestle, since it is more fun than arguing, MUD WRESTLING is the cure to ALL things…WE need politicians to mud wrestle, or the VAX and the UNVAXX, the woke and the UNWOKE, the ANTI-FASCISTS and the other Anti-Fascists who both think are FASCIST….MUD WRESTLE out the differencs.
I’d mud wrestle you that eventually pants worn in public will be ass-less, crotchless, to show the people the goods while keeping the legs warm…you know CHAPS….easy access or to LET everyone know your pronouns without them having to ask….because it will start with a trans dude exposing his dick….
But I’m a romantic, a man into modesty, so I prefer seeing full cunt and anus on peopl I don’t know through their pants, it’s aspirational, something to work towards…rather than LABIA everywhere…but I may update this post when I start seeing cunt in public and love it in ways I never expected…but until then…KEEP it in your tight pants, you’re practically nude anyway….which I guess is my argument I’d use to get them out of the tight pants in the first place.
I confuse myself.
Posted in:Tight Pants
2021
28
Dec
Pia Mia Bikini Tits of the Day
Pia Mia Perez has gone back to GUAM to show off her new face to all her friends and family, because that’s what happens when you leave for the mainland, become an OnlyFans girl, and buy into that whole instagram Kardashian look of MUPPET FACE…
Just think of all the people who hit their Christmas dinner confusing their small town family members with whatever the fuck they did in the big city when learning how to fit in and live the dreams of low level sex work…
Selling nudes to fans, sugar baby-ing, you know all that fun soulless demonic work in exchange for stupid amounts of money….only for your Uncle to say “hot tits, but I thought you were a dude”….
Obviously not in Pia Mia’s case, unless she was born a dude, if you’ve been to Southeast Asia you may be more skeptical of her origin story…
I just mean in general…Christmas after a pandemic will involve a lot of dinners with newly minted chicks that were once dudes…
INDOCTRINATION IS REAL…
What a world…
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Posted in:Pia Mia|Pia Mia Perez
2021
28
Dec
Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day
Tiny Tits are wonderful, manageable, and despite getting less views on social media, because big tits are better performers…you know the big tits get the stage show with the spotlight on them…while the small tits are the understudy who may never quite make it but that doesn’t mean they aren’t as talented…they are just harder to see from the balcony seats….the tiny tits are the benchwarmers…the big tits the star and the tiny tits sometimes think that big tits will make them better…forgetting that big tits sag the fuck out, nipples to the stomach, oftentimes gross, unmanageable and sloppy…while the tiny tits have LONGEVITY.
I guess that makes no sense, but we’re talking tiny tits being statistically hotter than big tits, but good big tits, the rare breed of tit, makes girls think their tiny tits have less value…and that’s not true…they’re hot…this is proof.
Posted in:TINY TITS
2021
28
Dec
Yoga Pose and Other Videos of the Day
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Some of the goodies from LIBS OF TIKTOK to remind you that we live in an alternate universe, or they do…
Remember – the internet – or the bitches on the internet are a fucking lie…