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2021

29

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

Woah, Katharine McPhee, tight body new mom big titty McPhee…not the NANY MCPHEE, but the other one who got knocked up by a geriatric in his mid 70s like some kind of florida personal support worker at a retirement community with a deep and disturbing fetish for elderly men and changing their diapers ever since her great uncle molested her….

I am not saying that’s what happened with McPhee, age is just a number, I am just saying she’s looking pretty fit, pretty good, like a trophy wife should….FROM American Idol to chart topping industry leader dick….I mean this is almost as exciting as when they leaked her nudes that looked like a post vaginalplasty labia reduction selfie for her doctor to report healing progress….

NOT THAT THOSE PICS were her…but you can google them and make your own opinion on it.

This is MILF behavior and I’m someone not excited by blown out mom pussy…even if it’s had labia reduction….as a stepfather, I know first hand how miserable a punishment that shit is…but when they are rich, soon to be widowed, and look this good…I bring my support…which I am sure McPhee is craving as no one knows this site exists…NOT EVEN you.

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2021

29

Dec

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

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Here’s a Christmas miracle that no one asked for, but it’s red and still HOLIDAY enough for me to remember the good times that Christmas has given us over the years, the warmth in our hearts as I wonder if that cup of liquid is a drink to keep her medicated and having a good time, or if it’s squirt because she looks like the kind of girl who pees on people while dramatically performing an orgasm….we call this a porn star who accidentally got work in the mainstream….so now she’s a softcore pornstar or racy mainstream star and when the bikinis are that small..who fucking cares…just stare.

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2021

29

Dec

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an early revelation of nerd dudes being obsessed with celebrity pussy who played characters they were drawn to…so here’s Buffy the Vampire slayer herself as a reminder of how pathetic the last 25 years have been when it comes to nerds being obsessed with celebrities…just not enough to make me rich…

I remember when I first started the site, the kind of dude in 2004 that was looking for slutty celeb content to jerk off to, was the kind of dude who had three copies of the Buffy Box Set and despite having never seen the show, but I did see the original movie, I just don’t remember it…Sarah Michelle Gellar is indirectly the reason DrunkenStepfather exists…so if you’re going to sue for defamation, because I called you fat, or because I posted your pics and you hate me…do it care of Sarah Michelle Gellar because her nerdy fanatic friends and their celebrity pervert fandom is the reason we’re all here….

Sure, people have been jerking off to celebs and models forever, that’s not the point, the point is that this bitch hit nerds on an emotional level…fantasies of marrying her….carving her bust out of dried semen blocks kind of emotional level and the question is…does her cleavage still give you a tingle in your heart, a reminder of love, or a tingle in your balls, a reminder of why you’re still living in your mom’s basement making lego.

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2021

29

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Throughout the pandemic, the people who the media played off as being conspiracy theorists have been saying shit like “if they actually cared about health, why is everyone in America a fat sick fuck”…they’ve had 30 or 40 years of health decline that they’ve encouraged….even normalizing fat influencers to confuse fat people into thinking it is ok to be fat…NO LONGER shamed…CYBER BULLY…

But yeah, they’ve done all these HEALTH MEASURES that were arguably never about health, you know eating well, working out and all that other shit that we know make people healthy, but ignore for ourselves…

Earlier today, I saw that ABC or some other shit news organization had a headline like “the benefits of healhty diet and exercise in fighting COVID”…like where were they day one in March 2020 when people dove into BAKING….only now to admit that fat fucks are dying of this shit more than healthy fucks..,because OBVIOUSLY.

ANYWAY….fitness is good, fitness makes better life and if you’re fine with dying because you feel dead anyway…do what I do and watch hot chicks be slutty and fit, because they are our only hope for our “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED” policy….because being fat, despite being celebrated, is barely impressive….as it requires sitting on your ass and eating all day like a slob…

So I support fitness.

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2021

29

Dec

Michelle Rodriguez Tit Slip of the Day

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Celebrity Lesbian, who you could argue is not actually a lesbian, because lesbianism is a choice, which can be debated if you really want to pretend they are born this way, and not just more into chicks because chicks are hotter than dudes…..

Women are wired to breed on a primal level, so I like to assume that most girls are only being into dudes because of their programming, wired to subconsciously want to be knocked up by said dude, not really actually turned on by the dude, because dudes are gross and scary and aggressive….

So why not choose a women are tender, soft, hairless, and amazing…who have pussies of their own, and are of the same species, so they understand each other….like BFFs who can make each other cum or some shit…

Sure, some ladies look like lesbians, or look like dudes, and maybe they’re less wired to want to fuck other dudes and more wired to shower with chicks and scissor them, I am not an expert on this, I just know that Michelle Rodriguez has banged a bunch of chicks, more chicks than you, and here she is in a bikini that hardly fits, tits falling out, ass falling out, that some of you may like because you know she’ll never fuck you, even though none of these bitches will ever fuck you….straight or not…we didn’t make the cut…

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2021

29

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Girls producing content around their cametoes is a pretty good time because I like to think of the DVD commentary that would come with this genius production, you know some BTS of them pulling pants up into themselves as they prepare for the photoshoot on their phone or computer…because they like the world to see their pussy…like a dude holding his boner in his sweatpants on public transit but the less aggressive version because it’s ladies showing cunt.

I personally like the pussy wedgies because it allows me to assume a bitch is really a bitch and not a dude who is pretending to be a bitch because with the fillers and make-up tutorials they watch it’s hard to decipher what’s what when no one seems human.

So I am a fan of this behavior, especially in public, it’s the hat tip, wink, thumbs up, a-okay sign of “don’t worry you’re not being a faggot by wanting to fuck me”…not that fags would be into fucking men who dress like ladies…it’d be more the closet case trying to delay his coming out…you know the gateway to fagism…and yes I say fag because I’m tired of good words being collectively decided are hate speech…when they are perfectly good words that don’t invoke hate….calling a gay dude a fag is not with hate….a word CANNOT be hate…..but dragging a gay behind a pick-up truck in BOYS DON’T CRY…could be..

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2021

29

Dec

Demi Rose Sort of Nude of the Day

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If you’re into bitches who sex work posing strategically naked so that you can se their midget leg, monster tits, clown Kardashian body that’s probably made them stupid money, which isn’t all that impressive, whores have been making stupid money since the dawn of time, that’s why they do it…I mean that and deep rooted issues, insecurities, narcissism, feelings of inadequacies, or delusions that they are in fact a Kardashian…but money’s probably the main motivator….

But yah, if you’re into that, here’s DEMI ROSE boring despite being naked, how does that make sense, I guess get everyone naked all the time, making naked expected and uneventful, when naked used to be so exciting.

I guess this is why nudists don’t get boners as they perv on the ladies, I mean that and the fact that they are 75 years old and the ladies who are naked are disgusting…but you get what I’m saying….WHY AREN’T YOU FISTING YOURSELF DEMI…STEP IT UP.

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2021

29

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Smoke weed. Get Naked. That’s the 2022 plan…

Make your resolutions make sense.

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2021

29

Dec

Topless Candice Swanepoel of the Day

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I believe that Candice Swanepoel’s removed her small implants because she’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret girl under contract, even though her entire existence is based on that Victoria’s Secret brand, we don’t even know if her origin Desmund Tutu story is real, we just know that’s what they tell us and we don’t dig into it, when really it would be more cost effective to genetically modify her / make her in a lab and raise her in boarding schools, family-less and empty….but I guess the fact that she’s had kids means she’s not a clone…as clones can’t breed according to all my clone research…

Anyway, tits with or without small implants are still tits and Swanepoel despite being old is still hot…MAYBE it has something to do with that whole GMO transhuman experiments that I like to think created her and that will be implemented around the world so that we no longer have uglies.

You see, people like to hate on the transhuman agenda, but think of the hot non-human fem bot pussy from the labs…

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2021

29

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I guess wet spots are better than crusty dry spots on a three day old pair of panties…even though dry spots are all the panty raiders of the local laundromat know…because wet spots, like the fresh fruit picked off the tree lack the fermentation and flavor we are used to…the difference between grapes and wine, or grapes and raisins…so it’s been hard for me to process live-action wetness…as it is a foreign concept to me…but these ladies want you to know that they are horny thinking of all the weird fucks who will see these pics…and love these pics…since exhibitionism is as real as voyeurism…but voyeurism is frowned upon because no one likes dudes on their fire escape watching them sleep…even exhibitionists…they find it creepy…so keep it on the internet, it’s less real that way, even though real life only plays out on the internt…IT IS all so confusing for a pervert like me…simpler pervert times where you knew you were being a pervert and it was all part of the thrill are missed…now that everything is perverted, or not….I mean girls posting their wet panties is pretty fucking racy…or not….like I said…confusing.

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