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2021

20

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

Slutty moms don’t need to really advertise themselves in NUDES, but I don’t mind when they do, because I like to see just how blown out vaginas can get after they’ve become a mom pussy…which is really what this is about, you know saying “I may have given up on my single, empty, career oriented, sleeping around with dudes life, but I can still get naked on the internet for people into moms, for their nurturing maternal instincts, doing what a woman is supposed to do with their vaginas, instead of that other making baby bullshit…

GET IT…I was saying WOMEN are supposed to be MOMS, but swooped in and replaced MOM with posting NUDES…because having babies seems so unnatural thanks to the propaganda pushed on my through feminism all these years….

SEX appeal always exists to perverts out there, so even when you think your sex appeal is done, over, forgotten…..there will always be a loser into it….

That’s not to say all these bitches are bad, as an old man, they’re all a decade younger than me, it’s just to say this is not VERY mom-like, at least not the mom’s I knew growing up….who repressed their sexual deviance…instead of smearing it on the internet for all to see…

POINT of the story…YUMMY MUMMY even when they’re not so YUMMY and more MUMMY, because sex appeal is a concept man, it’s a sliding scale, it’s an energy…

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2021

20

Dec

Carmella Rose Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am going to assume that everytime someone jerks off to MEL WITH A ROSE on her social media feed thanks to her inappropriate, low key, pornstar who pretends she’s a model, look how smooth her pubic bone is, influencer….the song “KISSED BY A ROSE” circulates in their head, like it was Heidi Klum taking ALL of SEAL…as I’ve heard he’s got a 15 inch penis, hence the reason the GERMAN dominatrix underwear sex worker had so many kids…

“IF I CAN’T TASTE IT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING ME UP THE ASS LIKE THE BAD NAZI SOLDIER AT THE CONCENTRATION I AM – IT ISN”T REAL” she’d say….

Then she’d say….”guten morgen” efore breakfast sausages and SCHNITZEL….

You know, germans and their NAZI fetishes I’ll assume none of them have….because they pretend to be embarrassed by that shit.

Not that that has anything to do with MEL WITH A ROSE, but I don’t know anything about MEL with a ROSE, so we go with a HEIDI KLUM post instead.

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2021

20

Dec

Bella Hadid Bondage Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid is doing some Calvin Klein pornography because dude’s a fucking pervert and has been since the dawn of fucking time….the HEROIN chic creeper getting girls half naked in the 90s has taken a solid cue out of some weird homemade porn amateurs in their trailer park home, and decided to strap the bitch down with some belts because BDSM is so hot to fucking weirdos…

Yes, I am a BDSM shamer and think it’s only good for serial killers and fat chicks you are only fucking angrily because you can’t get any hotter pussy…

I don’t find the BELT outfit nearly edgy enough, this is dipping a toe into the BDSM world, kind of weak display really…if she’s not getting her head shoved in the toilet like BELLA DONNA (REMEMBER HER?), I don’t want it.
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In other pics you can see her decent sized tits, top model no one really understands why, but people just go along with it because why not..

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2021

20

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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THEY ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT DAIRY IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT…

Maybe they don’t mean this kind of dairy…

Is human milk considered dairy…

Is human milk the future of the all milk now that cow are bad for the envorionment.

They put bags over their asses to prevent the fart methane from KILLING the babies…

So eliminate the cows and milk the women..

Sign me up…I’ll help the pump….

THAT IS WHAT MY MOUTH is for.

Assuming you can’t die from the spike proteins in the breast milk from the vaccines…which I would never do because I don’t trust the science, I’m an idiot like that.

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2021

20

Dec

TikTok Content is Revolutionary if You’re Braindead with a Boner of the Day

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Christmas Dance

TikTok Thick

Girls in Uniform

TikTok Ass

Titty Jiggle….

Tiktok Dance

OK

Posted in:Videos

2021

20

Dec

Mall Babe Making Sense and Other Videos of the Day

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Rose McGowan is LOLz

Santa Propaganda

Hero

McDonald’s Fit

BLINKY

Ivermectin Viral Video

Not Allowed to Eat Scumbags

Weird Church

Angry Starbucks Karen

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2021

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t die this weekend, not that you’d care, but at the same time, no one would rejoice, so I’ve found that perfect place of non existence…where when you die, no one notices…no haters or fans…just nothingness…

With all the craziness going on in the world, I have finally figured out the one major flaw in the WOKE.

I know what you’re thinking, there are 10 or more major FLAWS in the woke….but this one paints the picture you need to see to understand the whole woke ideology…

They tried to cancel the word “RETARDED”….because it is offensive, even though it’s a perfect adjective for someone being dumb, stupid brain dead…because the definition of retarded is having a retardation in your brain…

So they try to cancel the word Retarded, because it’s so offensive….to who…mentally disabled people because they think they are being mocked or belittled by telling someone they are acting like a mentally disabled person….

Well, I’d argue that retards are too retarded to know that calling a smart person a retard for doing something dumb, is something that should offend them…UNLESS some annoying white person, maybe a retard’s non-retard sibling, is the one pretending to be offended on behalf of a group of retards drooling on themselves in the field, with their retard helmets on, while playing with rocks…

What I am saying is that the retards are likely offended by someone calling a non-retard a retard…if anything, maybe they’d find it funny….

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2021

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the season…

Don’t let these motherfuckers bring you down…

Don’t let these monsters ruin your fucking life…or CHRISTMAS CHEER.

Don’t get in fights with compromised idiots…over bullshit that no one really knows anything about because we are just being lied to from every angle…

Don’t try to wake up p

Don’t even listen to the aliens pretending to be humans in their skin suits, doing their weird human parody as they push laws and weirdness on you…

I’m not saying it is an alien invasion, I just have a feeling it is…and a few double vaccinated people I know have been randomly saying “I have aliens in me”…or “I am half alien now”…and I’m like…THAT IS WHAT I THINK IS HAPPENING….and they don’t even know I think that is what is happening…

None of this shit makes sense, but it’s not going back to any sense of normalcy, so do what you gotta do accordingly, the fantasy that you’ll be back to normal…when the whole world is working on this together and they’ve invested in vaccine passport techs, which is the worst thing to ever happen, not just because no one, even the boosted will EVER be full vaccinated….

The point is, make some gingerbread, jerk off to Christmas movies or whatever it is you do, ignore the fear mongering, because that’s not very CHRISTMAS SPIRIT at all…

WE LIKE the happiest time of year…so don’t be a fucking pussy scared of air because the system is telling you do be…

Just EAT your damn cookies, drink your egg nog and go back to making your family ashamed that you’re in the family, because you’re weird..not because of politics, medical status, manufactured pandemics…

EAT YOUR DAMN COOKIES….

IT IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE FUCKING YEAR ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME….

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2021

17

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Fucks of the Day

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This is probably a really big fucking deal…

When teen star merges into adult star and the industry responds accordingly…PUT HER IN A SEX SCENE…get those who weren’t perverted enough to jack off to her before when she was playing a teen….to jack off to her now!

It’s how you extend a career and in an era where there are about 4 celebs under the age of 30, because celebs are a dying breed, they have limited options of who they can do this with.

I think Hailee Steinfeld is at her fittest, at her hottest, so her BLOCKBUSTER career in empty and meaningless moves for CHINA based on COMIC books, is in her cards…and so long as she keeps shit legit like Amanda Seyfried did, for every shit movie, she does a nude art movie, so she gets the best of both worlds and we get her naked….it’s a win….

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2021

17

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Am I going to make a rant about the QR code vaccine passports not working, proven by the OMICRON variant they are pushing on motherfuckers, where they are saying it came from South Africa, which means anyone who brought it to Canada had to be fully vaccinated to get it here and where they are saying that it is being spread at restaurnats locally, when only vaccinated are allowed into restaurants, thanks to segregation practices in this two class of citizen world they are trying to create.

AM i going to say that the only passports we need to be microchipped for is to get direct downloads to our dick of the On/Off girls of the world…MAKE On/Off’s mandatory….

You know, the world is awesome, living is awesome, people are awesome even when they aren’t, girls are awesome and hot…

If we are going to take away freedoms, be authoritarian about it, why not make it fun….like make girls suck three dicks a week, so all the men out there get at least one dick suck a week…you know the FUN kind of communism…

Let’s SEX CULT society officially, not this slave class vs elite class, where the slave class is divided into vaccinated and unvaccinted….

MAKE TYRANNY GREAT AGAIN….