DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day

Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2021

Dec

Karlie Kloss Legs of the Day

No Comments »

Karlie Kloss, even when incorporated in what you could consider a scandal, whether it’s being Taylor Swift’s life size Barbie doll “Bestie” who you know would SCISSOR as part of the free rent deal, when they live together…I am sure it had more to it than just being BFFs doing girl night movie night wine night pillow fights….because Taylor Swift likes to fuck according to her sexual history we KNOW about…

But yeah, even when she’s integrated herself into scandals, marrying a TRUMPER affiliate while trying to exist as a top model in the WOKE and ANTI_TRUMP mainstream world….

SHE still manages to be about as exciting as a cardboard box from Amazon you’ve left in the corner of your bathroom and your cat’s decided to use a litter box…

I don’t know if that analogy makes sense, some people may think that’s exciting, there’s probably way more boring shit, but as someone who is so happy to be alive, I see amazement in all things…EXCEPT KARLIE KLOSS.

She’s about 7 feet tall, way too “FASHION MODEL” for the lingerie model career she had, but girl had a dream, and got it…so I’ll still celebrate LONG legs, because that’s the only benefit of a monstrously tall bitches…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2021

Dec

Barbara Palvin’s Fashion Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

This is some BEHIND THE SCENES photoshoot from some Greek magazine that is not about pedos or Anal sex, which is what I thought the foundation of Greek culture was based on, but I don’t really read the history books, that shit’s just rumors…ARISTOTLE AND PLATO SUCKING DICK BRO…

Barbara Palvin is pretty hot, which brings up a very important question, what is her origin story. I find it very suspicious that some no name 18 year old from Hungary all of a sudden became a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model freshly after turning 18, used by the brand as a patsy to not expose Miranda Kerr after she fucked Bieber while married to that Orlando Bloom cuck.

With this Epstein shit, that’s been basically censored by all media outlets, WONDER WHY?! and the funny thing in all of it is that I don’t even think Epstein was the worst of the worst….there’s likely far darker storylines but that’s just my gut instinct….along with Epstein not actually being dead, or not actually killing himself…but rather on the beach somewhere chilling on his pile of money he’s had hidden….

But yeah, what I’ve learned is that these Model Agencies that find these international girls at 18 years old…are pretty fucking evil..and creepy…but at the same time, can’t be all that bad, since they gave us this babe…right.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2021

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

I used to love the trashy french strippers with the most aggressive tanlines, back then, in an era before spray tans, it showed commitment or addiction to the tanning bed, you know GET THAT CANCER for a look for your stripper slow dance that no one will record, that will not live forever on a social media feed, but strictly to give her best show, looking her best she can for the people in the room….you know…special fucking times.

Their tan lines on their basketball shaped cheap fake tits…were magical and as it turns out…I still like tanlines. Nature’s highlighter, even if most of these girls are getting spray tans from toxic chemicals that are destroying their endocrine system…but who cares about that, we’re here for the tan lines.

(more…)

Posted in:Tanlines

2021

Dec

Bounce Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Man and Beaver Chat

Girls in Leggings

Girl in the Kitchen

Titty in a Blazer Transition

Longest Stairs in Russia

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

Dec

An Alex Jones Christmas of the Day

No Comments »

I think one of the greatest things to happen this year is that Alex Jones is being validated as an actual journalist, because since he got his start, he’s been played off as an nutcase, sensationalizing, tabloid, conspiracy theorist, but anyone who has watched him over the years, or who has a fucking brain, knows that he was just speaking off their own documents and as crazy as they sound to people, as easy as it was to discount it, the fact remains ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT….

He doesn’t make this shit up, he just reports it, and I think that’s the most important thing people don’t realize.

I’ve known about secret societies forever, the corruption of Hollywood forever, the whole fucked up inside jobs that we know were inside jobs….just follow the paper trail…but with COVID, it’s been pretty fucking obvious….GODLESS people are hard at work at either destroying the earth, destroy democracy, like it ever existed, destroy the American dream….they are old, psychos in charge and probably think they are doing what is best for the world, but that’s not WHAT is best for YOU.

I never bothered caring about the conspiracies, knowing we live in this society and have to play by the rules, but shit has GONE mental.

So Alex Jones is a prophet, or controlled opposition, but he seems to really believe in what he says, and people aren’t able to act as good as he does….you can tell when someone is a fucking phoney and Jones is not a phoney.

He’s just been trying to warn you, it’s too late now, so as we wait to die off, get killed off, because it’s so fucking crazy out there…

Here’s some CHRISTMAS spirit for you…PROBABLY the best Christmas Carol I’ve ever fucking heard.

Choose you side, Humanity and Freedom or Death and Destruction to a Slave Class….

I’ve chosen my side, but that’s because I can’t be brainwashed like the masses, I’ve always hated the mainstream, and well….the powers that be….and to see people CUCK for their leaders and cry in their masks and face shields is just too fucking gnarly for me….WE LIVE IN A JOKE…

Alex Jones is a Hero… WATCH HIS DAILY SHOW BY CLICKING THIS LINK and learn something.

HE IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING UP TO THIS SHIT…HE IS THE ONLY ONE OPENING THE EYES OF PEOPLE LIKE ROGAN, TUCKER CARLSON, GLEN BECK….

WE NEED HIM TO HELP SAVE US ALL….

Less people being brainwashed by evil ELLEN, FALLON, COLBERT, CNN, TREVOR NOAH and the other puppets….MORE . ALEX JONES

It’s not a fucking joke anymore. We are in this together.. Stop being a fucking idiot….I want to be left the fuck alone and you should too.

WAKE UP…FUCKERS…WAKE UP…FUCKERS….

Posted in:Videos

2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve been working on faking my own death, I think it’s really the only solution to a pure and pleasant existence, living out in the woods eating poisonous berries and fishing and hunting small game to survive….no internet, no websites, no noise, no front row seat to the fall of humanity…as everyone gets more and more pornographic…which you’d think I’d be into…but it’s in some dystopian and soulless way that doesn’t speak to my SOUL…or inspire me….it’s just depressing out there…

But as I see people who don’t like bullshit vaccines that aren’t vaccines but that are killing people, potential wars, potential surveillance like you’ve never seen before, 5G radiation poisoning, the fucking WOKE squad of morons, the hypnotized idiots, t5he censorship, the lameness of it all…3 shots become 7 shots…become 20 shots a year….THANKS BILL….and company cashing in on this….and I guess so is the US Government since they own Moderna….but THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY….EPSTEIN hung out with the QUEEN…BUT THERE is not CONSPIRACY….all the politicians are part of the same club but NO BIG DEAL…

I’m not ready to die just yet, but I am sure fucking ready to get in tune with the earth and the REAL human experience, because this robot, alien, shit is fucking mental…even going to the grocery store to see idiots in masks that don’t work just follow the rules as they worry about their social media channels…instead of making eye contact with other humans…or mask-face smiles….but instead FEAR of other people who aren’t sick…almost as crazy as putting healthy people in lockdown…inter-state lockdowns….digital currency they control…microchips in your body to buy and sell…social credit scores….living in pods…

Faking my death is the only way….it is better than KILLING yourself with a shot to make your RULERS happy, UNTIL THEY COME FOR YOU….because THEY ARE COMING FOR US ALL…..even the complicit FUCKS.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nicki Minaj in her Birthday Suit
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Julia Slip is Hot as Shit and Naked
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Jessie James Decker Showing Off that Hot Revenge Body
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Ladies of the WEF
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Wendy Williams No Longer on TV – Thanks to Vaccine Injury – Idiots
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Padres Star Fernando Tatis Jr Was Involved in a Motorcycle Accident in the Dominican Republic
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Ironworkers on the 55th Floor
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Dude Gifts Laptops to People who Don’t Have Them
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Christmas Tree Torched Outside Fox News – Because They Are Coming for the Christians…
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

BattlBox is Cool as Shit
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Cam Girls are the Best
SMASH THIS LINK BUTTON!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2021

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I used to have a friend who could only jerk off to the Golden Girls….

Just kidding…I don’t have friends…that was just me…my own BFF….

However, the one question I get asked a lot is “do you still do that piece of shut stepfather uncle bullshit site” and I’m like,,..”yeah”…and their like “oh cool” and I’m like “not really and don’t try to play that it is because you’re an asshole”…

I am considering begging you for donations, relaunching the sweatshop to sell my ART…because I want a private jet…and I’d expect you to donate…you mooch fucks…I put time into these links…so click them while I figure out a way to make money off you motherfuckers…..since website people are supposed to be rich…and I have private jets to buy….

There has to be at least one of you out there rich enough to lend me 10,000,000 dollars…I’ll never pay back…why didn’t I make friends with any of these crypto bros who have billions of dollars….money is energy and it comes easy…when I start my “DONATE HERE” campaign…

Here are some stepLINKS….

EmRata Snow Bunny
CLICK HERE

Brooks Nader is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’s New TikTok Queen
CLICK HERE

Topless Model in the Kitchen
CLICK HERE

Arianny Celeste With the Perfect Bikini Tug,
CLICK HERE

Vanessa Hudgens Sings
CLICK HERE

Top Notch Christmas Decorations
CLICK HERE

Amazing – Helen Hunt Weed Bust on Set of the Facts of Life
CLICK HERE

Georgina is a Nude Model with Vitiligo and It’s Not Bad Spotted Dick
CLICK HERE

Willow Smith is in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Zach Wilson’s Mom and Girlfriend Team TikTok
CLICK HERE

Minka Kelly – Booty Workout
CLICK HERE

Sanna the Hot COVID Rule Breaking Head of Norway
CLICK HERE

Cardi B Shows some Nipple
CLICK HERE

Molly Qerim is Back on the Market, Jalen Rose Filed for Divorce Earlier This Year
CLICK HERE

Anastasia is a Nude Model
CLICK HERE

Bebe Rexha in Christmas Lingerie – Damn
CLICK HERE

Send Her to the Men’s Lockdown – Some Ghislain Maxwell Analysis
CLICK HERE

Chantel Jeffries See Through in Paris
CLICK HERE

Teacher Gets Fired for Playing Britney’s Toxic
CLICK HERE

19 Douchebags
CLICK HERE

Kliff Kingsbury Has a Telling Reaction to Former Cardinals WR Frank Sanders Getting a Tattoo in His Honor
CLICK HERE

Sarah Michelle Getting Drunk
CLICK HERE

Russel Brand on Vaccine Passports and Your Freedom
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Random Pics!
CLICK HERE

Free Agent Aldon Smith Was Arrested on a Felony Charge of DUI Causing Injury
CLICK HERE

3 Dose Vaccine for the Omicron Variant because the 2 Your Already Have and the Booster You have Scheduled Isn’t Enough!! Is 6 the Magic Number?
CLICK HERE

Iphone Charging Like a Boss
CLICK HERE

Monkey Won’t Give Back Kitten
CLICK HERE

Impressive Dominos
CLICK HERE

Jeopardy Continues with Blossom and Ken as Hosts
CLICK HERE

Karin Hart in Bikini
CLICK HERE

All the Looks from the People’s Choice Awards
CLICK HERE

FATTEST SQUIRREL EVER
CLICK HERE

Jacinda in New Zealand says NO ENDPOINT to Vaccine Program. It is FOR LIFE.
CLICK HERE

The Best Christmas Tree Fail
CLICK HERE

Pranking People By Claiming to Recognize Them from Embarrassing Places
CLICK HERE

Kirk Douglas had his Own Walk of Fame
CLICK HERE

Human Ice Luge
CLICK HERE

Customer Hits Manager’s Face
CLICK HERE

Detective in Trouble for Rubbing Arrest Warrant in Suspects Face
CLICK HERE

Making a Real Life Snow Globe
CLICK HERE

Youtuber Solves 21 Year Old Missing Person’s Case
CLICK HERE

Tiny Doesn’t Care about Mountain Lion
CLICK HERE

Did Jerry Jones Admit to Watching Cowboys Games Without Any Clothes?
CLICK HERE

The Battlbox is Really Cool – GET ONE
CLICK HERE

5 Gifts that Keep Giving
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Zendaya in a Slutty Photoshoot Looking Hot
CLICK HERE

Haley Bennett in an Insane Dress
CLICK HERE

Daddario at an Event
CLICK HERE

Jane Levy in a Bra Top
CLICK HERE

Tessa Thompson in a Crazy Green Dress
CLICK HERE

Laura Harrier Showing Back
CLICK HERE

Maggie Q in a Hot Dress
CLICK HERE

Halle Berry Big Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Rachel Brosnahan in a Slutty TItty Top
CLICK HERE

Daddario in Lggings
CLICK HERE

Becky G in a Slutty Dress
CLICK HERE

Sarah Hyland in a Crazy Dress
CLICK HERE

Sydney Sweeney Huge Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Paris Jackson in a VOgue Photoshoot looking Hot
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Weird Toy
CLICK HERE

Athletes Having a SHitty Day
CLICK HERE

Hot Fucking Amateur
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne’s Only Fans Strip
CLICK HERE

Big Boobs Shaking Contest
CLICK HERE

Best Buds
CLICK HERE

Slum Fights
CLICK HERE

Jazz Showing Off Titty
CLICK HERE

The Airplane Challenge is Pretty Bad and Hilarious
CLICK HERE

Wet Pussy Rub
CLICK HERE

Bitches be Crazy
CLICK HERE

Christmassy
CLICK HERE

Always Be Prepared
CLICK HERE

Brown Girl has her ass and Tits Out
CLICK HERE

Naked Watermelon Girl
CLICK HERE

Doggy Style Dildo Fuck
CLICK HERE

If you haven’t seen this yet, it’s a girl from some Ghetto Facial Porn Scene being Busted by her Family….
CLICK HERE

Upskirt Pussy Spread
CLICK HERE

Puckered Asshole
CLICK HERE

Facial
CLICK HERE

A Shoe in the Ass
CLICK HERE

Nice Balloons
CLICK HERE

Reverse Cowgirl
CLICK HERE

Wet Leggings
CLICK HERE

Horny Amateur Fucks
CLICK HERE

Lingerie Hosedown
CLICK HERE

Goin Raw With an Escort
CLICK HERE

These Tits – Holy SHit
CLICK HERE

Hot Ass Spread
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2021

Dec

Lindsey Pelas Got Them Tits on of the Day

No Comments »

Lindsey Pelas went viral on social media early on because she has huge tits…she probably also went viral when she first moved to LA after realizing that people were into her huge tits….you know since LA is where dreams come true for the demonic people who end up there after sacrificing their souls to their overlord…..

That was about 8 or 9 years ago, but she’s still at it, probably from her premium subscriber site, but I found it on a random forum and figure if we’ve held her live that dream life by staring at her tits that weren’t even nude tits, in all her glamour modeling, it’s only fair for us to sneak a peak of them now that she’s made it and near retirement.

I don’t know what’s going on with the face and make-up, but I guess it’s a look, but the real question is when the boobs are that big and pretty exposed, you should probably not bother with the instgram face…or any other weirdness…

I mean, this is the motherload and she’s not even pregnant or a new mom….ENGORGED without the lactation….almost uncomfortably huge….a great thing to suffocate on when officially ready to exit this life….not that you’d be able to afford that but I am sure there’s a price to get it.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lindsey Pelas

2021

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

No Comments »

Fitness is better than fatness, so even if there’s fatness, if it’s doing fitness, it’s hotter than if it was sitting on the couch drinking a big gulp, bag of chips, or baked goods….even if that’s what it does when it is not doing fitness as a reward for doing fitness as most fat people do.

The fact is that fit life is a better life, a healthier life, a more exciting life….filled with life changing experiences….while fat is just sick, lazy, tired, and sloth-like….you’re given one body, treat it like a temple…plus with viruses and wars and inflation and food shortages…fitness may be your answer to not die.

If you’re not into that whole thing, but more into being a fat fuck while the bitches you jerk off to aren’t, you can still appreciate fitness…in the form of girls being hot and slutty while doing it…

I celebrate fitness, by staring at fit bitches being fit in skimpy clothing…..and here’s a fitness round-up to inspire you fools.

(more…)

Posted in:Workout

2021

Dec

Lili Reinhart Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

This is an important photoshoot that I am sure I’ve already ben asked to take down, but since it’s resurfacing and tits are less of a TABOOO and embarrassing thing to pull out for attention, I’ll figure the actress and photographer will be into it.

The fact is that Lili Reinhart who plays the plus sized Betty, not the Betty I used to jerk off to reading Archie Comics, but a modern version, for the show Riverdale, which is the worst show on TV….is far more interesting with her tits out.

If she was to walk around with her tits out at all times, make every acting job require a sheer t-shirt or maybe plastic suit, she’d be a HUGE fucking star and not just in stature or weight, but in popularity.

TITS get hits, big girls tend to have tits, USE them…

No hate on Lili Reinhart here, tits out, brings the vibrations to a glorious and positive place.