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2021

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about getting into self help, not because I am a model human you should take any advice from, but because I keep getting ads telling me how to get rich quick and it seems the answer is doing a get rich quick seminar and finding a bunch of idiots to sign up for it…some money is energy if you will it, it will come…

I will you to give me crypto donations….

I saw some site that has 30,000 subscribers paying 10 dollars a month, why aren’t we doing that here…right…I mean I deserve 300k a month for having to write about tits I don’t know….

I guess step one of stepLINKS is CLICK the steplinks, then fuck yourself, in that order…yes….

Now I’ve given you the whole course I wrote for free…fuck…I’m bad at this scamming people on the internet thing….I mean you’d think I’d be better at it 18 years of having at least 4 people visit the site per day…sometimes many years ago upwards of 300,000 people a day….still Living that dream…some reclusive internet weirdo Van Wilder story….

Here are some stepLINKS…

TikTok Star Addison Rae is in a Corset
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Rihanna in Lingerie for the Holidays
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Booty Model Heidi Supports the Raiders in a Thong
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Jessica Alba is Busty
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January Jones Brings a Tight Up Skirt
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Bella Thorne’s Red Hot on the Red Carpet
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Britney Spears Brings Christmas Outfits
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Lindsay Brewer Put on a Leg Show in a Little Black Skirt
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Adele Made Spotify Change their Platform
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Bikini Girls
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Crazy Crash
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Olivia Culpo Brings the Boobs and Burgers
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Madonna’s Creepy Knife to Throat Ritual
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Nude Model Femina Showers
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Enes Kanter Says LeBron’s Ex-Teammates Say the Lakers Star is Only Worried About His Own PR
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Re-Imagined Bel-Air Trailer
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Jurassic World’s Prologue Trailer has Dropped
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18 Pinterest Fails!
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Confessions of a Maximum Security Corrections Officer
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Hot Air Balloon Fail
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Naomi is a Topless Model in Black and White
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Fans at the Texans-Titans Game Used the Cover of Their Ponchos to Get in Extracurricular Activities
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Flying a Huge Paper Airplane
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Britney’s Lawyer Joins Legal Team to Free Peter Max.
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I hate Snakes so This is a Nightmare
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Destroying Car Breaks with the Hydraulic Press
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Huge Traffic Pileup in Minnesota!
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Fake Parkour Girl in Paris
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Tiger King Death, Probably to Help Prop Season 2
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Creepy Guy Inserts a Coin into a Sealed Can
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Hug Your Partner and Watch Your Dog Reaction Video
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Why are the Man Made Islands in Dubai Empty
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Camilla Cabello’s New Look
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Topless Model Posing with Fruit
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Bill Belichick is a Big Thanksgiving Potato Guy
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Man Got Paid 90,000 Dollars in Pennies
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Farting on People in Walmart Prank
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Taylor Swift is Shocked
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Lucia Javorcekova is Counting Her Blessings by Showing Off Her Insane Curves in Her Bikini
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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J.Law in her Panties to Remind You She Exists for a Magazine
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Kate Upton in a White Dress
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Halle Berry’s Tits Out on the Street
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Nicolette Sheridan Looking Creepily Young for an Old Ass Bitch
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Madison Pettis in a Hot Body Fitness Outfit
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Ashley Benson’s Ass in Jeans
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Some Chick Emeraude Toubia’s got the Ratio
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Pia Mia in Tight Jeans
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Sluts at the American Music Awards
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Lucy Hale’s in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Vending Machine of Champions
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Meeting her Other Fan
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Dildo on the Tub
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Flawless Massive Boobs
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Close Up Dildo Fuck
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Beach Boobs
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Bathtime
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Naked Elise
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Basketballs in Ass
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BUTT CRACKS
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I Don’t Think She’s an Animal
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College Party
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Big Boobs Shows Her Pussy
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Twerking on Dildos
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Nerd Films a Sex Tape
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Porn Isn’t for Everyone…
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Dildo Collection by Anal Queen
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Amateur Dick Suck
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14 Athletes Having a Shitty Day
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Tits Out
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Garden Center Pussy
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Public Fuck
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35 People Having a Shitty Day
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Strap on Doggy Style
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Naked Yulia by the Creek
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Always Be Prepared
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Street Fucks
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Some Model Pulls Down her Panties
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Trudy in a Nude Shoot
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Lingerie Vibes
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2021

23

Nov

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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It’s Friday fuck….on a Tuesday.

I am so fucking glad that I didn’t work in an Office when the “It’s Friday” shit came out because I was working in an Office when Borat came out and that was fucking painful….I had to hear “WAWAWEWA” or whatever the fuck he said 10 fucking times a day and it was probably a good thing because it woke me up to how much of a monster Sasha Baron Cohen and his “comedy” is. Sell out industry kitten….

Rebecca Black, funny enough, probably wanted to be a sell out industry kitten when she first put out her song “Friday”..that went fucking viral, became part of pop culture, to the point where people on Fridays quote her to THIS fucking day….you know iconic and she was just a kid…

For whatever reason, the industry didn’t see that as an asset at the time, maybe because they didn’t filter her out to the world, and she wasn’t part of their master plan like some other unimpressive idiots who have achieved huge success while being pretty unimpressive, because brainwashing…

Well, it looks like she’s been making that comeback, I have a feeling not independently, because I keep seeing more and more of her and that’s usually because there’s a force behind her….pushing her us like all these other idiots, but I don’t know the story.

I just know she has tits, so I’ll reduce her to those tits, and assume her hitting pop culture 10 years after her first massive hit, is just nostalgia coming back at us….or just her big tits…because big tits are impressive.

I used to think it was always just about the tits, you know to distract us…but I think there’s way more sinister shit to it…but I can ignore that and look at the tits because I don’t listen to pop culture, so I don’t let them hypnotize me with their subliminal messages, frequencies, and vibrations…

SO FOCUS on their tits, they’re good…and 24 years old…

Point of the story – I like tits and you do too.

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2021

23

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is science behind what makes a bitch hot…but that bitches, or miserable feminists who will never be happy, but that have found like-minded miserable people to attach themselves to, in order to keep the hive moving in the wrong fucking direction…won’t agree with.

They will find anything to complain about, that’s just the nature of the world or prison we live in, where cool people who were once cool people are now fucking mental cases..because they are slaves to the fucking system…and the outrage to things like proven studies like The Ratio is just a consequence of that.

These are the same people trying to convince you that a dude, born as a dude, who may or may not have cut off his dick, is a chick….and if you don’t fuck them…you’re a transphobe…you know…weird…

So I guess under that pretence, the people who hate the ratio, despite it being scientifically proven, are the people who believe that it’s unfair to men becoming women, since they can’t have a waist to hip ratio, therefore it is DISCRIMINATORY….

I guess they also get mad about it because they think dudes finding women attractive is AGGRESSIVE and scary, THOSE TOXIC MEN despite selling nudes on the internet to dudes, or being sugar babies to rich dudes, or most importantly, forgetting that HUMANITY IS FUCKING BASED ON MEN BEING ATTRACTED TO FUCKING WOMEN…it’s the reason we are here, daddy came in your mom dummy…for a fucking reason….that I am sure he wasn’t expecting to be such a miserable cunt…you know YOU are the STD since the day you were born.

The good news is that these people can wake the fuck up, break free from the mind control, and realize that a waist to hip ratio is fucking womanly and wonderful.

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2021

23

Nov

Pia Mia Corset of the Day

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Pia Mia is another disappointment by my standards of disappointments because despite being a pervert who has had pervert website since before the era of everyone being a pervert….or an exhibitionist taking the low hanging fruit of being slutty to get attention…which is really nothing new, or even exciting, at least if you’re me…because I always liked the moments of slutty from people who you knew were sluts but pretended weren’t sluts…now we’ve got girls who aren’t even sluts, pretending to be sluts, in order to get noticed because they think that’s the only way…

Life is about balance man, a non slut, you know is a slut, giving you a glimpse of being a slut is like a “I told you so” moment….which is a win…

When a slut is a slut, it’s like, fine, where’s the next slut….OH look she’s over fucking there because this is a fucking MOVEMENT or a trend or pop culture…

The worst thing about it is that the young girls who grew up looking at this GUAM born bitch, when she didn’t have her fake tits or get naked online for money, you know as fans….now think THIS is the only way.

I think that leads to shit, but I don’t care about the consequence of a generation of naked on the internet girls trying to be vapid idiots who believe in transactional sex, because thy are all money grubbers…the future is a brothel…

I don’t care that it leads to shit, because I’ll distract myself with the lingerie selfies…

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2021

23

Nov

Kaili Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister who was along for the family road trip to LA from Florida after their dad died.

She was raised by her stepmother and handler, which is pretty weird as far as I’m concerned, because women are far more connected to their own kids, meaning she was the back burner kid used as part of the family’s takeover…

I am not a THORNE expert, but I know that this one fucks herself with dildos on OnlyFans, while two of the other kids were involved with Disney, Bella being the most successful one being packaged as some edgy and independent character who broke out of Disney and built her empire on social media…a storyline I don’t believe…but who fucking cares, show us the tits, and they do.

Then there’s the mom herself, who sells her nudes on the internet, which is fucking weird for a mom of Disney kids to do….not to mention the mom had a management company working with other kids to make money…

Then there’s Bella saying she was molested as a kid…now empowered by her sexual assault, or pushing that storyline “I control my sexuality now” as she makes low level porn…

I don’t get it but a family of sluts with money is pretty funny, like the Kardashians but Florida and I fucking love Florida.

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2021

23

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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When you think of tight pants, you may think about yeast infections, because I assume there’s been enough yeast infections caused by pants too tight being worn one day too many before being jacked up inside a bitch.

When I think of tight pants, I think of all the pussy I wouldn’t otherwise see at the grocery store, facing me..some pudgy and pillow-like, some thinner and less aggressive but still there…and it makes choosing the 5 lbs of potatoes over the 10 lbs of potatoes far better….I mean everything is better when pussy is involved..

I don’t know what motivates women to walk around with their pants so tight that I can see their pussy, it’s probably a style thing, a trend, and people just don’t know how to break free from the MATRIX they are dialled into…you know HIVE MIND SHIT to keep us all distracted….but for a pervert like me, who has been looking at the crotch of pants of women for decades, it’s almost a system overload…but I KNOW I can handle it….I am up for the challenge.

So here’s some tight pants, because they are on the internet as well as the grocery store, because the internet is where the real perv shit happens, hence the appeal of the metaverse by losers who hate real life…while I am a full fucking activist or advocate for REAL life…it’s far more hilarious.

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2021

23

Nov

Jordyn Jones Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know what cloning or mind control base they pulled Jordyn Jones out of, but the child who was trafficked to the entertainment industry by her mother who was blinded by the MONEY AND FAME, which is how they get the people to give away the kids, I mean the state owns them anyway….right…

I do know that I didn’t know of her when she was building her massive instagram following, she sort of just appeared when they were ready for her to appear, I guess….

I also know that since knowing who the white trash Kalamazoo Michigan born trash who was otherwise destined to be a stripper, has found her stride thanks to her team of people, and become a selfie lingerie model who sells her nudes or half nudes.

I predict she’ll be a Maitland Ward getting actually fucked, because NO BIG DEAL, right, just share the most sacred act between man and woman like a pile of fucking trash that you are….and I’m not complaining, it’s just too bad that all girls turn to the easy money, the smut money, because there was a time we’d never see these people marketed to us half naked, they’d hold out on us, but instead they are just producing it themselves in front of a mirror…all so lazy…but she’s still lookin’ hot…and I guess that’s what matters.

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2021

23

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know if Alessandra Ambrosio has been on the baby blood diet that is being spread amongst the rich and famous of Los Angeles, you know, since they are evil, but she’s another one of these bitches who I’ve personally SEEN rot or expire like some old Brazilian cheese left on the floor of a fancy MIXER, if said fancy MIXER happened on the internet through slutty paparazzi pics, slutty modelling and slutty selfies….

At the tail end of her Victoria’s Secret career, it was a “when is she going to fucking retire, she’s so fucking old, no one wants to see 40 years olds in lingerie, we fuck 40 year olds in real life, wishing they were 25 year olds in lingerie”….

It was a “GIVE IT UP”…and finally she did…and as we reflected on all her accomplishments, assuming she’d move off to some farm or back in Brazil by the beach where she’d write her autobiography on being a VS model, human trafficked before that was frowned upon, meeting important people when they weren’t as obvious piles of garbage we’ve since learned they are….you know…celebrate that career and realize even at her peak, she wasn’t all that great, like the third tier of the VS models even though the brand loved her…

Since retiring, the 40 year old is hotter than ever and I don’t know how that happens, but I’ll look at the tits instead of digging to deep into the LIE.

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2021

23

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I think the weirdest thing to happen at the top of the Pandemic, I am not sure if it was because of 5G mind controlling the ladies out there, or if it was just the media, but it was like within a month of being locked down, so many girls got out there selling nudes on OnlyFans…

I know that it has been a slow burn, you know cam girls and porn chicks have always been selling nudes since the dawn of time, but a month into the pandemic, everyone bored at home figured they’d get naked on the internet…

It’s not a bad thing to a pervert like me…I mean the more tits the merrier…and obviously I’ve seen getting naked on the internet as a viable business…but to see it be the goto job for a girl who would otherwise head to college….or work at the mall or the ice cream shop or a summer camp…but instead they just get naked on the internet from home…

The problem is that it leads to laziness, excess, and the fall of society, but who cares about any of that, SEND NUDES…has become SELL NUDES…and everyone’s on it…MORE NUDES….even when there are too much nudes…

The point is that small tits, like big tits, are hot.