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2021

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

How’s everyone enjoying the alien invasion, because if this is actual humans at work and not compromised individuals, then I don’t know what to say. The problem with having spent the last 20 years inside, in my bubble, not interacting with anyone outside my bubble, is that I didn’t even see this transition happen…it’s like one day people were all one way…and now they are parody or satirical versions of human…they speak English, not always coherently, they act human, not always accurately, so everything just feels like an actual cartoon….

I’m not saying it is an alien invasion, I am just saying if it was, everything would make sense and more importantly if I was an alien this is how I’d do it.

Don’t listen to me, I may be AI, you’ve never met me, this could be computer generated, it would explain how incoherent and badly written it is, almost like a politician speech in recent times, this is the kind of alien invasion I would coordinate…get the aliens in all positions of power, the media, the music, the corporations leaving the humans totally oblivious to the takeover as they selfie for validation

I don’t know much, but I know alien invasions and that may be all I need to know…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Playboy Model Daniella Chavez Supported the Chile National Team Prior to Their World Cup Qualifier Match
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Ariana Grande In Space
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Hot Nude model in the Bath
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W Mag Dropped the Travis Scott Kylie Jenner Satanic Issue…
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Someone Dropped $20k on the Patriots to Win the Super Bowl
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Jets Fly Over an High Speeds
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Monkey Man Freaks Out the Delivery Man
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Firefighters Come to Get the Big Snake
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Worst Ever Auditions on America’s Got Talent
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2021

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The people against gay conversation and all for vaccine conversion….the kind of person who cries when the gay flag being used by a brand mooching off diversity is missing colors to represent all people….and who cry when they hear about religious families sending their gay kids off to straighten them out…but wants 100 percent of people vaccinated, even forced, or brainwashed into believing the hype like Clockwork Orange…despite all the perfectly rational reasons you wouldn’t want to be vaccinated like recovering from covid…or who the fuck cares why a motherfucker doesn’t want medicine….

I am not for gay conversion either, fuck whatever you want if it wants to fuck you back, but I am against vaccine conversion….because freedom…and leave peopl the fuck alone OR at least be consistent in the moral code, because it confuses me…but so does most things…including finding my penis,

I am not for gay conversion either, fuck whatever you want if it wants to fuck you back, but I am against vaccine conversion….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Halsey is Being Perverted – Simulating Masturbation
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Golfer Bella Angel in a Bikini
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Dove Cameron’s Bra Selfie!
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Maria Menounos’ Booty in Tight Jeans
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings the Upskirt
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Adele was saved by ex-husband Simon Konecki ‘stability’
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Disgusting Prank
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Elle Fanning Looks Topless in some Metal Shirt at the Event
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Bre Tiesi in a Tight Outfit
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Sommer Ray in a Crazy cut Out Dress
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Busty Nicole Scherzinger in a Revealing Dress
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Spring Water
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Sydney Sweeney’s Tight Dress….
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January Jones Pokies!
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Lady Gaga’s Accent in “HOUSE OF GUCCI” is not Italian but Russian according to Experts…But She is an Oscar Nominated Actress…
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The 7 Dumbest Things that Were Called Sexist
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7 Confessions that Will Take You on a Ride
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Tank Visits A Petrol Station To Fill Up!
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A New Apocalyptic Comedy is Coming for Christmas with an All Star Cast – By the Brain Behind FunnyorDie, Will Farrell and Succession….
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Aaron Rodgers Jokes That His Toe Injury Was the Result of COVID
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Model Rebecca Mir in Lingerie
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Chanel Westcoast in a Sheer Outfit
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Girl Bounce off the Yoga Ball Flip….NEXT LEVEL
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Strong Man Lifing a Bunch of Tires – Not Normal
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Dionne Warwick and Jamie Lee Curtis join Gyllenhaal fight
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Guy Pulls Out Hilarious Sign When Put Under The Kiss Cam!
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Lockpicking Lawyer VS Smartkey
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Extremely Fast Gift Wrapping In Japan!
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Vanessa Hudgens Hits the Premiere
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Coach K’s Grandson Michael Savarino and Duke Star Paolo Banchero Were Arrested on DWI Charges
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Britney refusing to speak to her mother
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Close-up Slow Motion Shot Of An A380 Landing!
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Cat Tries To Get To The Carp Trapped In The Ice!
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Cheetah Goes Up Against The Robodog!
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Avril Lavingne is Back with a New Song!
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Patrick Mahomes confesses to being a fan of America’s Team
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Dear in the Church
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Sesame Street gets first Asian-American puppet
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Inmates Save A Baby Locked Inside A SUV Using Their Car Theft Skills!
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Koala Ends Up Getting Kicked Out Of The Tree, Cries! Saddest Video I’ve Seen All Week…
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Tracee Ellis Ross in the Pool
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Dude Slipping on Ice
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Close Calls And Tram Crashes!
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How Planes Are Dealt With When They Enter A No Flying Zone!
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Hot Busty Nude Model Goes for a Swim
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Everything Sabrina Carpenter Wears in a Week
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Jesse James Decker in a Thong Bikini
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Give the Gift of Skin Care to the Ladies in Your Life
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lucy Hale in Lingerie – Get this Post to 10k Views
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Taylor Swift in a Pant Suit
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Rosamund Pike in some Cult Shroud
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6th Annual Instyle Awards
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Billie Eilish in a Shoot
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Jocelyn Hudon in a Dress
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Jessica Chastain in a Hot Dress
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Carrie Coon in a Dress
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Jaimie Alexander in a Revealing Dress
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Meg Donnelly in a Skimpy Dress
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Elle Fanning in a Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Leather Dress
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Anya Taylor Joy in a Mask
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Rose Huntington in a Hot Shoot…
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Sydney Sweeney in a Fashion Shoot with her Tits
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Riley Keough’s at an Event
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Dakota Johnson at an Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butt Plug is in and she’s ready to squirt
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Knocked Out by Huge Tits
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Girl Pulls Her Friend’s Tit Out
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Big Titty Tuesday
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Lazy daisy is the Hot Reddit Amateur
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BEST FLAVORED LOLLI POP – (SHE PUTS IT IN A PUSSY)
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Masturabtion Wars
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Mashup Weirdness
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Tits So Good they SHould be Shared
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Gianna Michales Masturbates Well
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Modern Standing O
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Slow Motion Booty Clap
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Wet Pants
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Has Only Fans Ruined Porn?
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Dildo YOGA Ball
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She’s Got Willie Nelson Hair
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Two Hot Models Posing Naked….
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Asian Girl in a Amateur Porn
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A Bunch of Booty
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Fast Diddle
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Hot Girl Strips Out of a One Piece
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Dick Sucker….
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Dildo Master of the Universe
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Big Booty Bitch and her Squid Game Mask…
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Lots of Tools in this Box
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Nude Model Being Nude and Hot….
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Toilet Seat Granpa is a Legend who Loves Pussy
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Weird Amateur Fuck Video
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Spraying Hard or Hardly Spraying
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Kiki Cash in White Lingerie
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2021

16

Nov

Lady Gaga Panty Flash of the Day

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Lady Gaga flashed her panties, which I guess is better than her flashing her balls.

That’s all I have to say about that, because I am not about to #metoo myself AGAIN for no one to fucking care.

When you’re #metoo-ing yourself you’re at the bottom wrung of desparation and I’ve proved that far too many times that we’ll jsut stick with the rumor that she was born with a dick because that’s how the entertainment industry likes to troll us, plus no periods make them more tolerable to work with apparently…less changing tampon breaks or some shit….

Anyway, old fashion panty flashes are fun.

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2021

16

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I believe in science, at least traditional sense of science, because science still exists, which is why I am all for the Ratio where we celebrate women’s waist to hip ratio to know how woman they are, because men are attracted and want to impregnate girls with the right ratio over girls with less desirable ratio…

I know that the media is telling us that we should be into trans women because they consider themselves women, so YOU should too, BIGOT…even if you’re not gay or into men who are on hormones…who think they are women…even if you’re like me and don’t care if they live life as a woman and people pander to them…doesn’t mean I want to fuck it….

Anyway, the media likes to discount science and confuse us all…I just saw some clip of Jedediah Bila, who I actually never heard of, but was a co-host of The View who I guess wrote some book she was promoting…I don’t fucking know, I haven’t watched The View since giving up on jerking off to Barbara Walters, pre Whoopi who now looks like Jabba the Fucking Hut….or more like Jabba the fucking House…she’s huge.

They did a zoom interview with their friend Jed because she was not allowed in studio due to Disney’s insane vaccine mandates that make no sense…

They gave her the chance to to explain her decision, and while dropping some actual CDC info about how vaccinated people can still spread COVID or catch COVID and she has 3 medical exemptions and is doing what is right for her…to avoid getting the side effects….and they CUT HER OFF, spoke over her, discounted her, said “you watch too much Fox News” for the simple minds out there that think “Fox News is for White Racists who Love Trump and Hate Vaccines”….totally DISCOUNTING the actual science for the viewers of The View and it was fucking disgusting….

It was NON SCIENCE and dismissive and fucking crazy….I guess I should post the clip…but it’ll RUIN all these hot ratio girls, you can just google it.

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2021

16

Nov

Holly Peers Nude of the Day

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Holly Peers is one of the classic Glamour Models from a decade ago when people weren’t pushing the gay agenda, or the trans agenda, or the anti-man agenda….you know when girls could model with their tits out and no one gave a shit when dudes would say “nice tits”…

I just saw some Canadian TikTok duo that is getting credit for saving some girl who learned an “I am getting abducted” hand sign on their TikTok, that the cop who saved the girl who was saved by the hand sign, didn’t know the fucking hand sign they are making go viral…anyway I ended up on their man hating TikTok feed and it’s all lame meme talking points that don’t even scratch the surface of real feminism, but people are so dumb that they think if a man says menstrual cramps aren’t a big deal….means the men are rapist…

It’s all a fucking scam…and everyone is falling for it….But there was a time when it wasn’t a big fucking deal for men to want to fuck women, not that they think it’s a big deal now, they just want to be paid for it, because MONETIZE yo…that’s feminism, which destroys the natural beauty of love, romance and sex…which are things I am a fan of…when it’s transactional, it’s just reduced to getting off, and there’s so much spiritual energy lost..

When I see Glamour Model Holly Peers, a classic set of big tits, who knew the big tits would get her fans, and make her money in the process, in an era when not everyone was doing it….I love it.

So Holly Peers looks amazing in this shoot at 34, better thank what else is going on out there, because she’s a professional, a classic, she went through it when it was more rare and her boobs are bigger than my head….

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2021

16

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian Tits of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian is one of the OCCULT demons from the Kardashian Klan that at one point in time was considered the hot one, because the rest of them, were uglier than her, which isn’t saying much to someone like me, because I have not been sucked into the Kardashian trance and don’t find them all that interesting, from Paris’ unnoticeable assistant, almost as unnoticeable as her new husbands secret child, to her sex tape that was hardly “Much anticipated”….but it happened, and we saw her comical clown ass in action and I found it pretty embarrasing, while the industry, thanks to the spells they cast on them, decided that it was some important shit, gave the whole family a show and let them destroy society by turning every girl into a face injection, transactional, influencer in training with not much to offer…so it worked out nicely for them, they are all billionaires from being on social media, while society has basically been run the fuck over by by a fake booty bus….which sounds better than it is..

ANYWAY I don’t know what’s up with Kourtney’s highly publicized distraction that is her relationship with TraviS Barker, the edgy pop punk clown who didn’t die in a plane crash, and I guess thinks he sold his soul at some point in his career….whether you like his drumming or not….

I just know that their entire pandemic love affair is some weirdly staged weirdness, that’s involved a lot of PDA no one wants to see, I mean she’s weird looking at middle aged now, but for whatever reason, she keeps pushing the smut with this lingerie shit…

The good news is, I’ll look at anyone in lingerie because I am a pervert, even if I don’t like what it represents…

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2021

16

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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In this divided world where everyone on the internet is fucking crazy, picking fights with each other, while the media pushes watered down, easy to digest, easy to understand divisive content…like trying to convince people things that aren’t racist are racist, and other crimes against humanities..

In this divided world where everyone in REAL life, off the internet, is living in this weird self involved bubble, where they are too scared to get cancelled or be associated with people who get cancelled because their like their lives and fear losing it, so they best comply….

In this segregation era of vaccinated vs unvaccinated, censorship across the board, manipluation of our minds through evil TECH AI…where we are no longer actual humans but some weird hybrid being of consuming retards…

BUY BUY BUY….shit you don’t need to fit in with idiots who are too busy looking in the damn mirror…or selfie cam…idiots…

BUT we can all agree that TIGHT pants are the most important thing that has happened in modern tech, modern trends, modern everyone being a fucking drone sheep fuck just trying to fit in…

Because ladies wear tight pants everywhere they go and I get to look at their assholes through their tight pants…

I mean just a minute ago, I was outside and saw TWO tight pant wearing moms, full fucking ass and pussy exposed, and they were fucking moms…

When I was a kid, the only moms who dressed like that were the stripper moms married to the drug dealing dads…the rest were all fucking wholesome….BORING.

Modernity may be shit, but TIGHT PANTS…they is great.

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2021

16

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Lingerie of the Day

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My French Fuck friend named Stefan is really into Ireland Baldwin. I guess he has a Kim Bassinger fetish and likes to jack off to anything that has come out or I guess has cum inside her vagina. He’s very early 90s like that.

I mean, he’s never told me that he’s a Kim Bassinger fan, or that he’s jerked off to Alec Baldwin’s nude scenes based on the premise that he’s been inside Kim to make this Baldwin…not because he’s gay, but because he’s into Kim Bassinger that much….

I just won’t accept that he’s actually excited by big girl Baldwin, her prison tats, her big strong jaw that could eat through a metal fence, which you may need when they put everyone in the camps…as they probably will do at the rate things are going…

She does have big bobs though.

I do find it pretty fucking weird that Ireland is doing brand deals, not self produced smut that she’s been throwing at the internet for 5-6 years and NO ONE cared, even after she went to rehab, was a lesbian, did the surf girl thing…SHE HAS TRIED IT ALL and no one cares..

Then her dad did a human sacrifice and all of a sudden she matters, pretty interesting how that works…right. There’s a conspiracy here…I just don’t know what it is.

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2021

16

Nov

Jade Chynoweth Greasy Bikini of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is a bit of a disappointment to me. Not because I think she’s hideous or disgusting to look at in her bikini, she’s fine to look at in a bikini, I mean there are tits, and there is a dance body, and I’ll look at any of those when faced with them, I’m a hero like that…just LOOK ME IN A FACE BIKINI PICS I CAN HANDLE YOU…much like a man on Safari coming face to face with the predator cat, not flinching because he can fucking handle it…NEVER SHOW FEAR.

Chynoweth is a disappointment because she’s a professional dancer, maybe a professionally trained dancer, and instead of being a stripper with the best stage show at a strip club in Miami, or a I guess in Houston when Drake is there after a Satanic ritual blowing 1,000,000 dollars because at a certain point, money is irrelevant.

Instead, she’s a back-up dancer, a low level actress for movies that require dance, and that’s a STRIPPER LOST….still slutty maybe, I mean I think bikini selfies are slutty, as they are INTENTIONAL…not a casual, caught on camera in a bikini moment, instead self produced desperation and you can’t even get a 10 dollar lap dance out of it….what a waste.

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2021

16

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In these parts, the titty is solely judged by its nipple and not its size. I call it almost inclusive, because I don’t give a fuck about a tit size so long as it is a tit, but not quite inclusive, because there are some freakish fucking nipples out there, that luckily are less obvious, or prelavant on the the smaller tits, because they aren’t stretched the fuck out, but instead in compact and amazing form….

The nipples make the titty….

So here’s our weekly small titty round-up to remind the small titty girls who don’t realize their tits are worthy, that their tits are worthy…

Sure some hick bro out there, probably the one dude who reads this site, lost in the 90s….is like “LITTLE TITS ARE FOR FAGS”….but I do this for myself, not for you, and myself likes small tits on skinny chicks better than the alternative. IT IS ALL ABOUT ME around here…you know….since I’m the drunkenstepfather or some shit I am humiliated by but can’t escape so might as well just keep going on this hamster wheel of titty hell.

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