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2022

03

Jan

Miley Cyrus Tit Flash on Cable TV of the Day

There was a curfew in place in Quebec over COVID that was put into effect on New Years Eve, so basically no parties were to be had by the people who live here, not that I would have been invited to any parties regardless of the curfew, so if anything the curfew, albeit totally terrifying and a little invasive, makes me feel better about having no friends because I can blame COVID for no one wanting to be around me….instead of my inappropriate and abrassive attitude….NEVER TAKE BLAME FOR ANYTHING!

Unfortunately, I have free digital cable and thought “I can watch the countdown to feel like it’s new Years”….or “I can watch Yellowstone again because like everyone, it’s the best show on TV and I should build up to the Finale featuring Beth’s hot tits”….

So in doing that, I had access to 2 of the Countdown shows, NBC, which was Miley and Pete Davidson trying to connect to the instagram crowd in the most humorless, disorgazined way…..but since I think Miley is Hot….and she was wearing revealing outfits…I figured I could handle it….and as expected, there was a “wardrobe malfunction”….her ass in a thong was flashed and her hot manageable tits exposed and despite how lazy of a show it was, at least comedically, it was better than not seeing her tits on Network TV that you know only disabled people, or grannies were watching because no one watches that shit….

The other channel was CBS and they were straight from Nashville, where country stars and GANGS of Americans got together and partied like it was 1999 and that was really the inspiring moment of the night…AMERICA is still AMERICA and not all just clickbait trash pop shit mixed with weird ass Dystopian COVID laws…and watching it from CURFEW imposed made it even more amazing…almost as amazing as these Miley Outtakes where Disney’s own looks fucking good half naked on TV.

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2022

03

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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I am not a gynecologist, but I do consider myself an amateur gynecologist from all the pussy I’ve stared at in video, in person, in photos, in my imagination, and I’m not bragging like I’m some kind of player, since most of those vaginas were sex workers, affordable sex workers, who probably needed an actual gynecologist, but ended up with me saying shit like “that don’t look right”….or “that don’t taste right”…or “that don’t smell right”…

Anyway, despite being a hobbiest gyno, much like being an internet sleuth solving crimes instead of being an actual detective eating donuts…because there’s actual passion in the amateurs who do it for fun….

I can’t confirm or deny that these women actually have kids, or if they are calling themselves MILFs because of their AGE, and as an old time fuck in my 50s, surrounded by menopausal women my age….MILFS are still young to me and thus hot even if blown out…like that makes a difference to me and my micro penis that isn’t going to be inside them because it hasn’t been hard in a decade and is an INNY NOT AN OUTTY…which I can’t say for all of these MILFS….but I can say….working as a teacher is probably more fun now that more women are slutty….when I was in school, there was probably 1-2 MILFS in my entire SCHOOL career….15 years of school and only one hot mom…the rest looked like moms….and you know that’s no longer the case. Thanks Kardashians for all your hard work in destroying the moral code of society so that we can see hot MOMS that otherwise would just be moms…

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2022

03

Jan

Dua Lipa Sloppy Bikini Tits of the Day

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I wrote some post about how DUA LIPA was listed as the number 2 anti-semite of the world according to some Ben and Jerry’s ice cream award in anti-semitism that you probably didn’t know they had since you just eat their damn ice cream…..

The truth is that DUA LIPA is probably not an actual anti-semite, I mean it’d be hard to work in the music industry as an independent if you were actually one, but I figured it was a story worth running with while staring at her tits because what the fuck else am I to say about a popstar that claims to be self-made off YOUTUBE…who creates hits I’ve never heard because I don’t listen to the radio….but since she’s on the radio..it’s safe to assume that she’s not as independent as she may pretend because there’s countless talent out there not getting radio play even when they are signed into big music contracts…since the SYSTEM IS RIGGED.

That said, she’s got her tits squeezed into a bikini, possibly hinting at some nip, definitely exposing her cunt, and since this is the best pop has to offer, the fact she doesn’t have hips and could be a dude shouldn’t throw you off…maybe she just ate too many Christmas cookies…assuming she celebrates Christmas, which you shouldn’t…since not Albanians are orthodox Christian, some are Muslim and when half naked on the beach working for POP MUSIC is Satanic anyway…

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2022

03

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

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After decades of research, it has been determined that I don’t give a fuck what style panty a bitch is wearing, so long as I am given the opportunity to look at the panties, ideally before they come off, but even if they stay on, I appreciate knowing that it’s the barrier between you and the cunt…and thus a friend and enemy since it’s the barrier between you and the cunt…but at least you’re only one step away from the cunt…you know one step closer to where you’re trying to go….to the CUNT.

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2022

03

Jan

Sarah Hyland Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a Halloween Themed New Years Eve party, but I do know that a Disney/ABC kid is getting her tits grabbed for her social media by some random dude, who may or not be an opportunist homosexual waiting for his meal ticket to die off of her random diseases, because she saw him on a reality show and fell in love with him on said reality show and was able to track the motherfucker down through her team, you know, modern romance when you’re a celebrity who makes one call and finds the person they need through their powerful network…

I don’t know why Sarah Hyland looks difference, she’s looking a little like Christina Ricci for some reason, did they replace her with a new model that has working organs, I don’t know…bit it’s better than her creepy underdeveloped look, but that could just be because this version’s got tits now…and tits are all hat matter…hence why she’s being fondled by a gay guy who I guess is either straight for pay, or who she told would get the 12 inch strap on if he participated in their public smut behavior….

Unless he’s not gay….which is always possible…but this is about TITTIES being GRABBED casually…as the world becomes one giant PORNO.

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2022

03

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I always protest the VACCINE PASSPORTS for being SEGREGATION and no one likes when I talk about VACCINE PASSPORTS because everyone is an overly emotional freak who have been destroyed by this pandemic in ways they don’t even realize….so when I see lockdowns happening in Canada in places where VACCINE passports have been mandatory the last 6 months…and realize that maybe they don’t work….I have to focus on what I actually believe, not trying to make sense of insanity…and what I actually believe is that EVERY WOMAN should be mandated to post an ON/OFF pic every day…PRE dressing and POST dressing, so we can collectively see how good the tits look in and out of the clothing….IT IS IMPORTANT…HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT…if I was to write a NEAR FUTURE Sci/Fi movie, which I won’t, because I don’t know how to write, proven in writing this site for the last 17 years and getting basically no where with it….but if I was to write a NEAR FUTURE Sci/Fi movie…the On/Off passport would be the only measure of control on humanity…because I’d be a perverted evil ruler of the world…and these voluntarily On/Off’s are good and all, but I want EVERY woman I come in contact with to have one, because I am tried of looking at their asses in leggings and not knowing how big their clit is….

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2022

03

Jan

Fishnet Friday on a Monday of the Day

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FISHNETS are so offensive….

I mean look at the way they entrap a woman into some kind of SEX SLAVERY as you masturbate to them thinking it’s innocent and erotic…when you know that it’s DEROGATORY…even misogynistic and I’d say feel bad about it you know TOXIC MALE GUILT…and BLAME yourself for women behaving this way….but remember women have brains of their own, at least according to GOOGLE, and thus they are actively producing this kind of content because they find it hot, so really, not jerking off to it, would be MEAN spirited….because you’re basically not showing your appreciation for their hard work….plus FISHNETS are hot.

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2022

03

Jan

Rowan Blanchard Underboob of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid who they exiled to Brooklyn and turned into a genderless hipster who probably has her pronouns in her instagram bio, but who is likely just doing that to avoid criticism, since that’s basically what everyone does, virtually no one actually buys into that shit, they just don’t want to be offensive to people who do, since they are the biggest fucking whiners, the WOKE police, and they fucking go at you hard….

NOT THAT ROWAN BLANCHARD HAS HER PRONOUNS in her instagram bio, I didn’t even look to see, meaning this post has been a waste of your time, luckily virtually no one buys into this shit….site.

What I do know is that being a Disney Kid, who’s latest role is Brooklyn Hipster who does artsy and revealing sex positive, bi-sexual shoots….and with that comes some underboob as she shows off her body positivity softer body..

The truth is, it is upsetting to me that I even know who Rowan Blanchard is. I need better hobbies.

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2022

03

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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If you’re going to go to the trouble of getting knocked up, you know potentially committing to 18 years of being an unappreciated slave to the very creature you gave life to, unless you just get pregnant for the abortions, you know to virtue signal and build content around, like a blue haired weirdo…who doesn’t realize abortions are something you do as a last ditch effort….and not something you do on a monthly basis because condoms suck, being cummed inside feels intimate with empty hook-ups, etc…that doubles as being something you can brag about in social media content for other demonic fucks who think abortions are feminist revolutions…even though I am sure abortions have been around since the dawn of time…back when you had to use random branches from trees because the coat hanger wasn’t invented, or you had to run as fast as you could into a tree or a boulder because stairs weren’t around to throw yourself down….

Either way, BREAST MILK…tits doing what they are meant to do….a CELEBRATION!

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