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2021

18

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Asshole behind thongs are some of the best content the internet has to offer, which is why I waste my time posting them on this site for you to enjoy the spiritual enlightenment that comes with looking at an asshole behind a fucking thong because it’s not quite a bare asshole, more a teasing asshole trying to tickle our interest in assholes, without being too SLUTTY and exposed, even though….it’s all fucking slutty…that’s the era and when there are assholes behind thongs, allowing us to see the asshole, experience the asshole, while being an asshole….when the girl just thinks she’s being cute….

Are assholes the new smile, a little flirty, like a wink at the grocery store and if so, when will the asshole wink, behind the thong or othersie, be the new customary way of saying HELLO HUN, CAN I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE….in the near future diner of dreams..

Maybe we should do a soft launch and just make t-shirts for girls with a print of their asshole across their chest, you know to ease in their comfort level of showing the world their assholes in public places….we can make it a crop top they don’t need to wear a bra under to make it adequately slutty….maybe that’s the business I need to launch….ASSHOLE TEES….

In the meantime, let’s look at these assholes being assholes, what assholes.

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2021

18

Nov

Sophie Mudd Titty Shake of the Day

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I just scrolled through Sophie Mudd’s instagram and she removed a picture I was going to repost of her in pink panties, what a fucking downer…it was some creepy picture that reminded me of what you’d see when someone being human trafficked is captured in the back of the cube van they are transporting in….I wasn’t posting it because I find that energy hot…it’s negative shit that I wanted to point out that the kids out there are just making really dark bottom feeding content.

I have always seen sex workers as society going wrong, doesn’t mean I wouldn’t pay 10 dollars a song to grab tits to help their cause, you know philanthropy is IMPORTANT to me…but it always left me feeling dirty and bad that girls felt that’s what they had to do to survive when there was so much more available to them….but instead they wanted the easy money at any price…

I did not expect ever girl to become a sex worker in her own right, whether that’s selling nudes to their fans like a late 90s internet porn members site, it’s nothing new…what is new is that SO MANY girls are doing it.

So someone like Sophie Mudd, with tons of followers, could do something more interesting, but because she’s a host body to mental sized tits, it’s easier to just sell access to those tits, more lucrative and when everything is valued on how well you monetize yourself on the internet…BANK BALANCES and monthly earnings in this era of people making STUPID fucking money off the internet with crypto, influencing, youtubing, gaming, selling nudes, these people are making upwards of 1,000,000 a month….which I guess is by design to keep everyone a slave to their social media channels…

So is her calling, her god given talent, the monster bigger than her head tits, or are the bigger than her head tits just there to make her money to serve her own selfish existence, or will she use them in an impressive way to save the world….

Based on her IG story, she posted some Thanksgiving Sides meme, you know as the world collapses, “what is your fav thanksgiving side dish”….pretending to care about what her fans thing, to pretend to be engaged with them for more than just their credit card payments…..when the world is literally collapsing…

But yeah, she chose Mac n Cheese, Biscuits and Mashed Potatoes and not STUFFING….

Clearly a fucking nutcase, but big tits are forgiving.

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2021

18

Nov

Olivia Culpo Pussy on IG of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to the Olivia Culpo manufactured hype an I have a hard time believing anyone actually gives a fuck about her…but I guess when the population is easy to mind control…it’s pretty easy to create “influencers” in the least organic ways….I mean 5 years ago, you could create an influencer for under 10,000 dollars, which is probably a lot less than what went into making OLIVIA CULPO and that’s not even factoring in all the famous cock she has had sex with at what I’d say was probably valued around 5k a pop because she was a Miss America or Miss Provincetown, or wherever the fuck she got her start CRABBING before getting actual famous man CRABS….not that people get crabs anymore…the ATTACK ON BUSH…was an attack on CRABS…and you gotta feel bad for those CRAB shampoo companies who were there for us when we needed them, only for people to turn their back on them.

Anyway, CULPO, now a fashion influencer, who just happens to only fuck NFL players, is doing some porny fashion shoot putting on some 20,000 dollar dress, because we are in a society of excess and the funny thing about it is that when all these people push their expensive designer clothing on us, like they are fancy or more important than the Walmart Shopper, NEW RICH trash shit that is going on across the board with these idiots blind to everything, but NEEDING stupidly priced made in China shit because SUBURBAN models like OLIVIA CULPO and other trash promote it….from their RANGE ROVERS…or whatever.

It’s not impressive, that’s the point.

I’ll still look, because I’m a pervert.

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2021

18

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I wonder how much of a day I should spend on my TITTY DROP post because I know that you need my analysis of the same shit different week titty drop performance piece that girls subscribe to as an excuse or way to flash their tits…when they don’t need an excuse or game to justify flashing their hot tits…just fuckin do it on your own….I guess this is where the hive mind of slaves is working out ok for us…because there was a time when tits weren’t flashed so liberally…in so much volume, but it’s viral baby, a trend, like GAP in the 90s, motherfuckers need to FLASH THEIR TITS in a drop to FIT in while you’d like to fit into them even though you know you probably won’t…small penis shit.

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2021

18

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian Crushing a Horse of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian is rubbing her cunt up on her horse saddle like a Lesbian Biker on her motorcycle trying to cum, because Kourtney Kardashian in her 40s has decided to be some low level slut, which I guess would make her a high level slut, because the Kardashians are the best the EVIL industry has brought the world to destroy the spirit of young people into thinking getting fucked on camera can turn you whole family into billionaires…so long as your mom was involved in the death of the most famous murder of the 90s…

I don’t care what you think, but all I see is darkness with tese people as they scam money to live lavishly, while offering the world nothing inspirational or impressive, if anything it just enslaves women to think that money is everything and whoring for that money is noble work….which is pretty unfortuante for society but good for us.

I don’t know why her and Travis Barker’s content is so appealing to celeb gossip, but I’ll assume no one cares about celeb gossip really, they are too busy taking selfies to notice…which could be why she progressively gets more and more perverted…like gridning her pussy on a saddle like a hot Rodeo Girl without the actual cowboy energy the world needs because again, these are unimpressive people…JUST PUT YOUR TITS OUT and people will buy your shit….AVON LADY FROM HELL.

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2021

18

Nov

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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It must suck to be a woman Heidi Klum’s age and having to live up to the new standard of what near 50 year old women should look like because most old as shit women can’t pull this off.

I guess you could argue that when Heidi Klum was a top model, she was already substantially hotter than the girls her age. Husbands would look at her VS work and jerk off instead of fucking their wife because pornography has been ruining the sanctitude of marriage for a long time, but I would argue that when the now 50 year olds were 30, they were substantially hotter then than they are now….while KLUM pretty much stayed the fucking same…

The weird thing about her is that she does the whole slutty influencer thing where she shows off her body, but I guess when you’ve built an empire being a whore they pretend is a top model, you just keep it going.

I’ve been to many stripclubs, with many old ladies stripping because that’s all they know….hell, I run a blog no one reads despite blogs being an outdated concept because it is all I know…so I get it on a level, and more importantly, when looking this good, it’d be wrong for her to not show off the power of NAZI EUGENICS programs that we’ll assume made her….was she made in a lab? I don’t know her backstory but I’ll assume she was since nothing is real.

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2021

18

Nov

Kate Hudson Glammed Up But Still Looking Like Shit of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to anything Kate Hudson. I used to pretend that it had to do with her leading Owen Wilson to his attempted suicide because they were dating at the time of his dark days of ending it all…which would have clearly been a real loss for society as a whole because he offers us so much more than this bitch does…

Disclaimer, I may have made up that Kate Hudson is the reason for Owen’s suicide, but I’ve been running with it for 15 years so WHY STOP NOW…

I do remember thinking Kate Hudson was hot when she was featured in an Architectural Digest issue in 1997 when she was about 18 or 19 years old. When I found out she had a house in COTTAGE COUNTRY CANADA where Cindy Crawford and a bunch of other idiots have their lake houses, and thought for about a minute that I should build a submarine to dock outside their house and wait patiently for her to get drunk and skinny dip, I mean what the fuck else would a pervert Hollywood monster do when in the wildnerness in Canada…

Needless to say, I didn’t make my creeper sub….but in the 24 years since those days…I’ve learned to hate her, find her overrated nepotism and even think she’s grown up to be far uglier than I would have expected…maybe it’s the alcohol, or the demons of being raised in Hollywood…or maybe women just get older and look more and more like shit…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist….

In this GOLD DRESS where she’s being paid to promote Michael Kors because these people don’t do shit for free, even when they are the face of billion dollar fitness brands that have likely made her a billionaire too….even though I think WINE GUZZLER and COCK GUZZLER far more than I think FITNESS INFLUENCER when it comes to Hudson…but I also know nothing about her, just superficial shit, like her all glammed up and still looking bloated and old…but I guess that’s what happens..

Here are some of her in fitness!

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2021

18

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I keep seeing insane news about this COVID thing that you may or may not have heard about, but if you haven’t, it’s this VIRUS that was potentially created in a lab in China that was released to the world through bat soup that has forced people to be in lockdowns, to wear masks, to even be under curfew because this virus only gets you at certain times of the day….and if you’re rich, you don’t have to even hide from it…you can still travel and live life normally an enjoy all the normals not getting in the way on the beach….then there’s some experimental medicine that they marketed will save you, that they are telling you doesn’t save you so you need more, while telling those who don’t have it that they need it to….and even better…if you don’t have it you can’t go places, so you better get it..

But yeah, I’ve been seeing these news items about lockdowns in Europe…increasing cases everywhere….everyone being tracked on some weird passport system…in various places that I am sure they want everywhere….

So the idea of you getting tanlines if you live in the north may be pushed off for another 6 months…what’s 6 months…

Luckily, girls are resilient and they FIND the work arounds…so at least we can still jerk off to tanlines from our prisons that are our phones and the internet.

I LIKE tanlines and these are tanlines..

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2021

18

Nov

Can You Do This – and Other Videos of the Day

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2 Girls on the Sling Shot

MSNBC is Fake News and Luckily they are Banned from the Rittenhouse Bullshit designed to Divide America

Karen VS Comedy Show

Weird Attack on Christianity

Important TitTok Twerk Content

Important Big Titty TikTok Content

Big Titty TikTok Content

Let’s Go Brandon Christmas Footage

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2021

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If everyone just decided to stop using facebook or instagram and twitter, we’d live in a better world. I have been convinced social media is the fucking devil upon us…and funny enough, we have the power to totally end that business. It happened to Myspace, it can happen again….

Problem is….no on really cares to stop using social media, they are too addicted to the likes, follows and soapboxes they like to think give them a voice and some, if eager enough, can figure out how to go viral with it and live their dream life of PODCASTER….

I get the interest, the appeal, why people are addictive, it’s just too bad people care…and people buy into it because it’s mainstream crap.

Early internet were weird pods of weird communities in weird corners of the internet….not one big site everyone used, because it had something for everyone, giving one company too much power over the world population….to FUCK with our heads..

I am not convinced ZUCK isn’t an AI cartoon, but assuming he was real, he likely had zero friends, hence launching FB, where he’d angrily overlord all those people from the bitterness in his autistic soul from not being popular or getting laid in High School….”I’ll show them”….since everything social media has become is fucking psychotic…

BUT luckily there’s a shit ton of thirsty girls showing their tits to distract us and SUCK US BACK IN….we’ll be covering that throughout the day as we do all days…

Here are those morning links..

UFC Fighter Maryna Moroz Drops a Thirst Trap in a Bikini and Thigh High Boots
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J.Lo and Owen Wilson Marriage Cosplay
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Cowboys legend Troy Aikman rumored to join Amazon for “Thursday Night Football”
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The Pam and Tommy Movie Trailer is Here
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Alt Model in a Colorful Shoot
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AMAZING GOLDEN SNUB NOSED MONKEY!!
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Why Photos of the Eiffel Tower at Night is Illegal….
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Cam Newton Gets Emptional After Winning
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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