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2021

19

Nov

Elle Fanning Fucks of the Day

I don’t know how major this is, or if it has happened before, I am actually the worst of the celebrity perver-azzi sites , even though I am the last standing one from the old guard, which isn’t necessarily something to be proud of since no one even knows the site exists, and the other fuckers get all the traffic, as they probably should, because they care about celebrity, when all I’ve done is shit on celebrity, because these celebs are shit…

But I do like movies and mindlessly streaming garbage shows that brainwash me and put me in a trance from my couch now that I officially gave up on leaving the house…

I do like being a critic of how bullshit the stars out there who are usually not that impressive, you know calling them out for being garbage…so that other people realize they should not FALSE IDOL THESE people.

I know that no one cares about my rants about the fall of society and pop culture when I am putting up pics of these industry puppets….but that’s where we are at now…

So yeah, not sure if this is the first time Elle Fanning, Dakota’s more famous sister…who I guess is getting paid more than a stripper to pull out her tit….more than an only fans tit pic….more than an edgy fashion shoot to show her tit…

This is traditional tit flashing of the stars….in the movies the way it is SUPPOSED to be.

So this is probably a big deal to the Elle Fanning fans out there, and I like a skinny rich chick with some manageable tits…MY kind of thing so I am happy with this performance…give her an OSCAR like they’ll give LOHAN an OSCAR now that they are pushing her comeback. I called that one a decade ago…maybe I’m the prophet, or maybe they are just fucking obvious…

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2021

19

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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When you see shit like most of Europe locking down the unvaccinated, or in Austria they are locking down not classes of humans now that there are two distinct types of humans, fucking insane….and I blame the media for fucking with the minds of good hearted people who are just misguided because bad people are in charge and have bad intentions and need your views and most people don’t know any better….

But when you see people laughing at a kid who killed a pedophile in self defense when the pedophile was destroying a fucking city as part of the weirdest protests I’ve seen, you have to wonder what kind of person they are….and now that he’s been found not guilty, people are LAUGHING at a kid they painted as a white supremacist even though the people he killed were shitty fucking white people.

It’s why we are in the mess we are in where there are two classes of people, the vaccine propaganda brought to you by a billion dollar brand that owns the government and the media….where people with the shot were duped, proven that it doesn’t work, lined up for more and more shots…like idiots….as they try to convince other people to GET THE SHOT…while telling those with the shot that they need more shot….and for whatever reason the people with the shot think those without it are the heathens making them sick…thanks to BAD information….so people need to find the GOOD information….and if you get a shot to feel safe, that’s fine, if you get it to be a hero, fine…convince yourself to do anything you want…I don’t care….but to think a motherfucker who doesn’t get a shot is going to kill you therefore you must see him as an enemy and lock him up…is just misinformation in the weirdest way….

The point is, that the world is nuts because they lie to people, and thanks to the world being nuts, people are now on QR codes to live a barely normal masked life after having a shot…

When the only PASSPORT should be bitches on the ON OFF passport, QR CODE me your cunt bro.

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2021

19

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The media likes to make fun of Alex Jones the modern day prophet and freedom fighter that they’ll likely have assassinated when they get the chance because they don’t like being exposed by him on the daily…EVIL is hard at work….

But yeah, they like to try to reduce him to shit like his “Frogs Turning Gay” line which was about the chemicals they are putting into the environment that is fucking up their genders…not in a COWS are now MALE way that the HUMANS are involved in because we’re at a weird state in our species…but in a frogs are literally becoming hermaphrodites thanks to their industrial poisoning of our planet for prophet…BUT IT IS YOUR PLASTIC STRAW that’s fuelling this CLIMATE CHANGE lie they are using to control you.

These Frog Butts, as far as I can tell are not hermaphrodites….but Jamie Lee Curtis could be…

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2021

19

Nov

Jordyn Jones Lingerie of the Day

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They make it too easy for these whores to make money being whores and I guess in their gut they are all whores despite what the feminist agenda lies tell us…

I have consistently called girls whores and it has nothing to do with me not LOVING women, or thinking they are valid people…and I’d argue that most people are whores in their own way…because society is designed that way….most people don’t work doing what they want to be doing, are slaves to the system, paying taxes and barely getting by….priced out of everything and trying to keep up with the neighbors…who have now become the people they follow on instagram who aren’t neighbors at all but are rich fucks or liars…

But girls, the keepers of sex, seem to have more of a competitive streak, so when a girl they know gets into sex work, or transactional sex, they realize they can do it to.

I actually had HOPE for women, I never thought TINDER would work, not because I ever thought girls didn’t like to have meaningless sex with strangers, I just thought they’d prefer to be taken out and treated nicely and not have some shitty take on romance…reducing it to just fucking….

I never thought girls would watch porn and think “I want to be that” because guys jack off to porn…..

I never thought girls would hop onto the selling nudes, but designer shit is expensive, I mean Jordyn Jones has a Tesla and bought her mom a Range Rover or some shit….and she’s just a low level reality star who was….her reality show was a dance show as a kid.

She’s also white trash from low income modest farmer roots….so maybe she’s just in a better position to sell nudes online for that money….it’s just the industry…and if she was still in Michigan she’d be sucking dick for meth, so this is doing good.

I just find it fucking weird that they all want to be sex workers, instead of doing meaningful shit, and I guess it’s just based on easy money, laziness and not bothering being IMPRESSIVE when shaking your ass is all they need to do.

So yeah, not all girls are whores, but they are wired to be whores and can be pushed into it by the media, big tech, propaganda and it’s too bad.

There’s more…my prediction is she’ll be doing official porn soon enough.

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2021

19

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties were once called GRANNY PANTIES because propaganda works, they call it MARKETING….

If you’re an underwear company with stagnating sales, you need to come up with a new design, but a new design isn’t really going to sell itself, unless you DESTROY the foundation or everything EVERYONE ever believed about their underwear, so that they can rebuild the new panty trend properly….

You know there was a time when panties were just panties, no one fucking looked in the mirror or had a fucking breakdown of shame because they felt their panties were the wrong ones…

You know there were fights with parents over the THONG, when they slandered the FULL BACK PANTY into being the GRANNY PANTY no girl with any self respect would ever be allowed to wear.

That’s how marketing and propaganda works…and get them when they are young enough and impressionable enough to fucking brainwash them.

We’re at the point where FULL BACK panties needed to make a comeback, so they restyled them and made it ok to wear them when no on your period, which is why we’ve got these FULL back panties thanks to EMPOWERMENT and COURAGE and STRENGTH of the whores saying “NO, I will not only wear thongs”….

It’s all pretty stupid but it applies to ALL aspects of your life, so keep your eyes open fools….

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2021

19

Nov

Jessica Biel Fitness of the Day

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I’m over here looking at Jessica Biel’s crotch in her money grubbing Walmart ad that involves her throwing a medicine ball at the ground angrily in the most depressing ooking home gym I’ve ever seen. This is like some crackhead’s gym in his spare room in his double-wide, not the wife of the illustrious Justin Timberlake who she groupied on hard enough to end up marrying.

I’m looking at her crotch because I never thought Biel was hot, and I’m trying to see if there’s a tuck job, because I’ve been told they sneak trannies into the mainstream to fuck with us….

I will say that I think she is probably an actual woman, just fit and muscular, which normally doesn’t bother me….but for whatever reason I just find Biel dog shit….and when a movie pops up with her in it…I avoid…

I will also say that if you’re in a pair of light grey leggings, you sure as fuck better be showing us the WET spot, it’s kind of the whole point.

Yes, turn WALMART ADS you money grubbing slut into subtle porn, since you know money from WALMART is her porn….you know make it fucking count…you consistently cheated on groupie who happens to have a bit of a career thanks to the dude you married…a real win…for the empowered woman to look up to.

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2021

19

Nov

Charli XCX Pussy Print of the Day

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I am a firm believer that there’s satanic imagery in Hollywood, mainly music and that some of the people at the top of the food chain really fucking believe in their satanism…because ultimately that shit is fucking evil….

I am not a firm believer that the people involved in the industry are all people who literally sell their soul to Satan or know that they are pulling off Satanic symbols…maybe it’s just part of their fun….because satanic imagery is fun to them….because they are fucking satanists..

So yeah, does Bieber, Drake, Kanye, Marilyn Manson, Oprah, Adele, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Jay Z, Beyonce really believe in evil, or are they just being told to pose like that by the people who own them, who do….

Who fucking cares really, just avoid them all because evil is evil for your fucking soul, even if evil gets these people rich….

I will say that Charli XCX has been around for a long time, her tits big enough, doing mall tours and other INSIGNIFICANT shit….that I guess made her money but nothing obscene…NO ONE CARED.

Then all of a sudden, she buys a 30 million dollar house, drops a weird satanic funeral music video, ends up being the musical guest on SNL, and is doing the Late Night tours….WHEN a year ago…NO ONE CARED.

So, seems like a ritual went down and now she’s here…..and this shoot is what I’d expect by a demonic fuck.

The good news is that with shoot she’s looking better than ever, I guess selling your soul to the devil does a body good for a soulless fuck who will eventually be eating by that motherfucker.

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2021

19

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I know what you pronoun in your bio on your LINKEDIN or TWITTER dudes are thinking when you look at these fishnets on girls…and that is that it’s so disgusting to see women feel the need to sexualize herself for that male validation by wrapping herself in a tool used to catch fish…

You apologist motherfuckers, sorry for being a fucking man, and the toxic masculinity you’ve been involved in over the years and that you now apologize for.

It’s like this dude I see on social media who used to write a titty blog, championing the woke movement to fit in, probably hoping no one realizes he used to TALK about tits.

I don’t know when everyone turned into a pussy but I still like pussy and encourage more girls to show the pussy…or the fishnets…why the fuck not…that’s what the people want and clearly what the ladies want to do…stop ruining the fuck male feminist cuck…no one respects a pussy that’s not an actual PUSSY…

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2021

19

Nov

Ice Jump….and Other Videos of the Day

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The best shopper

The leaders of the future…on TikTok….

Dancer who Can’t Dance but can Show Tit

Important News

Tits!

Food Fuckers…

Is it human

More TikTok heroes

Frenchie and Tits Swim…

Fight on the Subway.

Mask Up!

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2021

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up all you socialist cucks looking for tits to jack off to so you can deplete the little testosterone you have left in you, you know to be distracted by puppets they have either created directly through their training facilities, or who have randomly been created by the social norms and propaganda in every aspect of their lives….

I hope today is a day you stop worrying about a 17 year old kid trying to help his community and shooting three predators who were involved in destroying the community and turn your heads to a more interesting and less televised case involving or potentially exposing the true depths of evil around us. Or you could stream tiger king 2, eat junk food, and continue that half comatose life of depression and defeat…

Either way it’s Friday….

Bebe Rexha Steps Out in a Body Dress Hard Nips!
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Antonio Brown’s Attorney Says the Bucs WR is Vaccinated and is Willing to Get a Booster on TV
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Jonah Hill to play Jerry Garcia in Scorsese biopic
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Scaring Driving School Instructors With A Drifting Prank!=
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Quite Easily The Worst Half Court Shot!
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Monkeys Reacting To Magic Tricks With Funny Commentary!
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Cam Sluts….
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