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2021

08

Oct

Bebe Rexha Big Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Bebe Rexha’s got a fat ass which I guess at this point is a marketing hook…that I’ll subscribe to, even though I don’t really like fat chicks and their fat asses, but sometimes a fatty comes around and it doesn’t bother me at all, for whatever reason, this is one of those moments…

So this 30 year old popstar who has proved herself as a talented pop music writer, is claiming her stake as the center of attention, because being locked in the backroom making the hits for other assholes, is probably pretty hard on a society based solely on EGO…what a person is capable of, or what a person has accomplished, it’s like all social media does is brag on the most basic level…just idiots bragging..

I don’t mind the bikini pics, but the psychology behind all this is probably pretty depressing…but the bikini pics…distract from that…plus I don’t get depressed over depressing people being desperate for fame and money…or used as distractions while evil shit goes on behind the scene….

In fact, I like the bikini pics.

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2021

08

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are panties too..

All panty lives matter…

Support the ladies who are brave enough, or just haven’t given up on the LIES that has been pushed on them to say that full back panties are any less relevant than any other panty, like there is a hierarchy to half nakedness, when we all know the hierarchy is DIRECTLY based on the woman’s hotness, not her underwear choice….

I never subscribed to granny panty degradations of panties…and I never cared if it was period panties…so long as I was pulling them off with my mouth and getting my period iron supplement in…you know…I can’t imagine anyone cared, or cares about a full back panty….but I know 20 years ago there was a FULL attack on them…nice to see the TRUTH surfaced and prevailed…

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2021

08

Oct

Madison Pettis Side Boob of the Day

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Madison Pettis was one of the girls that you probably never heard of because you’re not a Disney employee and you don’t watch their weird teen content that I am sure has helped women grow to be whatever it is they are today, instead of being great….you know the media has that power…

I know of Madison Pettis because Rihanna cast her for her lingerie campaign, they clearly wanted her to be known, to be elevated and I have no idea why, since she wasn’t really that big of a deal.

I am glad that they did find her, because she’s hot bodied…and even if this is some really subtle side boob in a hot dress, which i guess is enough side boob to get me to notice the side boob…and more imporatntly the ass…in a selfie because if you don’t take outfit check selfies for social media support, you ain’t shit…and clearly Madison Pettis is shit……no wait…she’s not shit…maybe someone who you could pay to shit on if you’re rich enough…but when you’re in the industry she is, that’s par for the course…

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2021

08

Oct

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The frogs may be turning gay or transgender thanks to the chemicals in the food, water, farming that are probably turning us all gay too…but the frog butts aren’t turning us gay, if anything they are trying to suck us back into straightness by shaping an ass and pussy in an appealing way, since people clearly like taking slutty pics of themselves for the benefit of keeping chicks hot and worth jerking off to…the way NATURE intended before the chemicals in the water turned the frogs gay…

Frog Butts are trying to save heterosexual biological female sex appeal for the men losing their testosterone..that’s not that every vagina in this post is biological or born woman..I mean I don’t know how to differentiate the tranny pussy from a lab and I haven’t looked close enough to know whether they are suspicious or not…but the general idea is that this is chicks being hot…so enjoy it while it lasts…

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2021

08

Oct

Katharine McPhee Gets Paid to Do Zumba of the Day

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Here’s a funny photoshoot and by funny, I mean second hand embarrassing, which I guess you would call “Cringe”, featuring the American Idol sugar baby, who is actually living the life an Idol should, teaching girls around the world that life is better if you find a 75 year old billionaire who loves your tits and designer pussy enough to knock you up, and set you up for life, because why bother achieving any more of your own dreams, you’ve done enough, plus with the money they have from being married and a mom to some billionaire’s kid, all their dreams CAN COME true now that they have the financial backing and connections a billionaire would have…you know billionaires know other billionaires…

I guess one of those reams for McPhee post baby making, showing off her new mom body, was to do shitty influencer content for money, instead of just living out your rich life off of social media, because I guess she wants to pretend to be an earner and not a mooch, but we all got her number over here, just embrace that shit..

UNLESS SHE WANTS TO DO THESE SHITTY BRAND DEALS, but based on how shit the content is, I doubt this is a passion project…instead just a pay day..

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2021

08

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Down with the Patriarchy! What is the patriarchy?

I don’t think a patriarchy really exists, it’s just a marketing hook to make women hate men, or for women to think they are lower on the command chain as men, but if you know any married man, you know precisely who runs the fucking show, so I call bullshit on that…

Sure, there are really rich and powerful corporate dudes who see women as fuck holes and secretaries or both, and they spend their time trying to impress, flirt and fuck them….then there’s men who have enough headaches from their naggy wives at home, that they can’t fathom bringing that to their executive team, plus having a chick in the room, makes talking about the hot secretary’s tits a liability, something that could get you cancelled…

But yeah, I like to think of Fishnets as the shackles of the patriarchy, entrapping women…that women have accepted as a tool to feel empowered to take ownsership on them and wear them out knowing dudes who sexualize them, will just sexualize them better, because they are hot…

Here are girls in Fishnets being hot.

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2021

08

Oct

Oana Gregory Wet of the Day

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Oana Gregory is the first Romanian Disney Star…I don’t know why I remember it, maybe because I find it the most ridiculous thing to put in her social media bio, that it stuck with me…not that I am against Romanians or Gypsys…I used to hang out with a Romanian guy with a 12 inch penis and anytime they would try to card him for beer or smokes he’d pull out his cock…hilarious at the time, something that would get him charged with rape leading the clerk to years of therapy for the aggression, instead of just laughing at it and having a story to tell her other clerk friends but we are all UPTIGHT..

She’s hardly a Disney Star, but she did work for Disney at one point, maybe they brought her over from Romania themselves, you know there’s a whole business behind child stars. Where do they come from ,where do they go, what happens to the ones who never make it, where do they end up?

She is no longer working for Disney, but could be, just not on paper because she’s signed to Bella Thorne’s CONTENT STUDIO where they produce hot pics of her talent which include porn chicks for OnlyFans…to monetize…

It’s nice to see two Disney alum’s align, partner up, and deliver the hot half naked bods.

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2021

08

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday on a Friday of the Day

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This is a glass half full / glass half empty argument, which a friend of mine was telling me about the other day, yes, I have a friend, barely, but he counts…

He isn’t deep into this satanic agenda, corporate takeover, lack of humanity, fear porn, book of revelation, mark of the beast, control of a society, own nothing and be happy, build back better, live on a tracking app that will only allow you to live, travel, shop if you are well behaved….in a they don’t give a fuck about you TAX FARM CATTLE because we are their fucking slaves..and we’ve been trained to just go alone with it…do what they tell us like the idiots we are…even when we know they are fucking with us….we let them bully us because they have the power over us…but they always have, so what’s the big deal, right…well the big deal is that they controlled us, we were ok with it….but they left us alone and now they are just being bullies…you know GLASS HALF EMPTY…

He is more o a follow the cult, far the virus, love the shot, not really like that people are leaving their jobs for medicine, but doesn’t see a big deal in them just getting a shot to keep their job, since it is just a shot and a duty society…if we want to get back to normal….not that COVID or VACCINE is the only thing going on…but he’s a GLASS HALF FULL motherfuker…

So to the glass half empty guy, the thong is a scam, an underwear that doesn’t even work as an underwear, because the asshole you shit from, has very little protection from the pants you wear, which is the whole point of the panty you’re wearing, unless girls just wear panties for show, which is possible…

To the half glass ull motherfucker, THERE IS AN ASSHOLE EXPOSED WHILE SHE IS STILL CLOTHED SO YOU CAN SEE HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT HER FEELING NAKED AND AFRAID…or exposed…and that’s great…

I mean the ASSHOLE is the gateway to the soul, not that anyone still has a soul, I mean they’ve lost their souls systemically the last few decades and are now just shells of humans…

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2021

08

Oct

Addison Rae Beached of the Day

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Addison Rae is being weaponized against us, because they are trying to convince us that this is the number one thing that TikTok created and I don’t get it. I am not really a TikTok person, I wouldn’t want that Chinese tracking software on my shit, but then there’s everything else that is not Chinese based tracking the fuck out of us, and I am sure our local corporate /government partners are far more dangerous that the Chinese owners of TikTok, if anything TikTok is the only place where they are allowing people to report anything that goes against the narrative of the other mainstream big tech platforms….like I see hilarious TikToks calling out this scam that will lead to us being in internment camps…IT IS HAPPENING…the THOUGHT police have our names…but not worth being scared of any of that, you just gotta stand your ground and go down with the ship, being a pussy and giving in is never an answer..

Anyway, to someone who hates awkward dances and the idea that people make millions off it on a consistent basis, because it’s low value content that doesn’t elevate the people….seeing Addison Rae strictly on a “hot chick level” which is how I judge all girls…on their LOOKS…if you get paid millions for dumb dances, you best be good enough to jerk off to…and I just don’t see it on this one…not that my opinion matters, but I figure post the trash, call out the trash and warn you that they are trying to market this trash to you, even putting her in movies, because someone wants her to be their puppet, I just don’t know who…

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2021

08

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday on a Friday of the Day

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Anyone who knows girls with big tities, knows that they love those big titties, unless they’ve lost a bunch of weight and hate the way they sag and cut the fuckers off, but those big titty girls, for the most part, use those big titties for personal gain or to try to be hot, since that’s all they have going for them, which works out nicely for us, since we love tits, at least I do, I don’t know about you faggots and would never speak on your behalf or put words in your mouth when I know you’re more into having dicks in your mouth…

TITTY DROPS are a viral trend for a specific girl who wants to flash her tits on the internet, but there seems to be no shortage of girls flashing their tits for a thrill, and this is far lazier than having to leave the house and try to get drunk girls to show you her tits, they just do it themselves because it is fun..

I don’t have anything NEGATIVE to say about girls showing their tits, because tits are great, a celebration, a Mitzvah, there’s a reason they got the tits, to show them, and not showing them would be a disservice to whoever gave it to them, assuming some of these girls got their tits at McDonalds.

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