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2021

18

Oct

Courtney Stodden Cleavage of the Day

Courtney Stodden, who luckily is not Kourtney Kardsashian doing her demonic Kardashian bullshit for attention because they know that the population are dumb fucks, dumbed down, and into the whole reality show bullshit storylines that amaze me EVERY single time I remember that that family are a “trending” and “influencers”….

Courtney Stodden did come up as Tabloid fodder, celebrity gossip distractions from the real scandals people should be paying attention to, but she didn’t really go viral in the right way, not at that Kardashian level, despite being more interesting as a personality.

Most recently, she almost got one of the henchman for the evil “cool kids” regime, you know the people they like to keep at the top of the food chain, but there was a minute that she almost got that PIG Teigen cancelled for being a cyberbully against her, it was so close, we could taste it, which wasn’t as delicious as tasting Stodden’s asshole, but probably close….

So I’m definitely a fan of Stodden, I’m sure I’ve laughed about her clown tits, but I make fun of them cuz I like them…

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2021

18

Oct

Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

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Charli XCX came out with a hugely Satanic video, which was probably her first official task as someone who sold her soul to the powers that be, knowing that the satanists are the ones running the world, and siding with them as a sex slave that she is, is probably a smarter strategy than doing something crazy like choosing God or some shit….you know take that talent that God gave you and sell it to the highest bidder so that you can have the FATTEST BANK ACCOUNT full of worthless cash…but more worthless cash than if she had a soul, or positive purpose…

Not that I care, her tits are out, she’s in her RED OUTFIT for what we’ll assume is her overlord…

If you’re wondering why I think she made a deal with the dark side, it’s because she’s made money as a pop star, but was never really a big deal, no one really knew who she was, despite the fact she had enough money to own a 20 million dollar mansion in LA….but now, she’s got her tits out, doing media and mattering….tits out…

All I care about is the tits, so whatever.

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2021

18

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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MILKY TITS!

I am not one who is too into the whole idea of procreation, family is great, I have dreams of Christmas in a farm in Vermont with a huge family, like I was a captain of industry in the 1940s, thanks to watching too many Christmas movies from the era, but I don’t need that pressure of making my own kids, plus ending my genetic line, probably a gift to society…so e just stepFATHER.

I will say that I don’t like responsibility, I am lazy and have always be against the whole having kids thing, but I do think it’s great for other people. The traditional family is a nice ideal that is being torn apart by the current narrative in the media….from SEX and the CITY…to NO SEXES….just a bunch of BLUE HAIRED weirdos masturbating for money for sex work….the MODERN woman you can’t call a woman, or hold the door open for….

I guess we’re in a weird time in the timeline, where there are two realities going on at the same time, so people are still breeding…and the BEST thing about BREEDING is the milky tits….

All you husbands and dads out there know…a FULL FUCKING tit makes a blown out pussy who brought your child into the world more enjoyable before the milk dries up and the tits get gross….like the blown out pussy.

So let’s celebrate the natural function of TITTY!

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2021

18

Oct

Sidney Starr is Edie Winslow’s New Girl Thing of the Day

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I saw this trending on TWITTER, not that I use social media, but accidents happen and thought it was a good, uplifting and exciting story for the people….

Her name is SIDNEY STARR , who was on Love and Hip Hop New York and who probably most interestingly a transgender female only fans performer…..

She posted:

Who said Eddie Winslow don’t have good taste in women like myself ! Powerful movement!!!!!! https://t.co/mqZF887ZD7 pic.twitter.com/RUUeg2bnMd

— Sidney Starr (@Sidneystardance) October 18, 2021

So if you’ve been wondering where you boy Eddie Winslow is at, he’s having sex with Sidney Starr according to Sidney Starr.

Interesting turn of events, I am sure if I asked you back in 1999 where you thought Eddie Winslow would be in 20 years, you’d say “the next Leo DiCaprio” not “having sex with a transgender woman with a Cardi B body with a tighter pussy because it’s probably trying to grow closed you know discount manufactured pussy when it doesn’t have its spacer in”….

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2021

18

Oct

Russian Girl Imitates Her Dog and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Slips on Snow

Guy Shit his Pants Prank

Mask at the Drive Thru

Parents Suing the School over Transgender Indoctrination

Angry Customer

Target Interview Gone Wrong

Staying Safe Full Retard

CITIZEN ARREST of the Day

Stripper Pole Fail

Who’s Woke? Who’s Modern? Who’s Insane?

Australia Looks Fun!

Hero of the Day

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2021

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing all these “HATE CRIME” stories, or laws or whatever that are coming into place, where the actual real world law is like the social media community standards, and if you wrongfully take a piss or make a dig or “HATE ON” something, you can actually go to jail or at least get fined for it….meaning there will be HATE police, maybe a panel of lesbians like that time I applied to FILM SCHOOL in the 90s, where I was faced with an interview with people int he program, all Lesbains, which in the 90s meant VERY ANGRY ladies, not like the college Lesbians of this era, fucking each other for their ONLYFANAS…but actual militant fighting for their lesbian rights….who didn’t appreciate my portfolio piece of various creeper shots of random tits….tits in the club, tits in the streets, tits in the mall, tits in my apartment….TITS…they also didn’t like that when they asked me about some reading material I was supposed to read, I told them that I don’t remember anything I read, A-D-D or half retardation, plus I read it wasted at a strip club getting a lap dance from a bitch who called herself Gabrielle….who I could give them her life story, but that shit’s not PLATO’s pedo work….SORRY.

The point of the story is that hating on something, taking a piss on something like an eager girl into pretending she can squirt, is not HATING something….

If you don’t take someone and their pronouns seriously, you’re a bigot, and they’re not the crazy one, and you’re the hater getting punished for hate crimes, when you don’t hate anything but stupidity….

Point of the story…let’s not go down for a hate crime, so from this day forward I will only shower these idiots with kindness, I can’t afford the legal bills.

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2021

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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What happens when trans women, women who cosplay and/or believe to be men so hard they grow their clits out, become the toxic masculinity they hate? When do they become the patriarchy that the same people hate so much. Assuming they have more testosterone pounding through their blood than all the cuck men out there who have been exposed to too much plastics in your food, or pollution in your air, so that your sperm count dwindles harder than your TOXIC masculinity rage…sitting on your social media replacing comments like “Hot tits, you goddess, sit on my face, I love you”…like you used to do….with “I am sorry for being a man, I acknowledge how bad those men things are, and my man attitude toward your sex appeal”….dick in his own ass shit….MEN DO NOT EXIST….or they are hated so hard that those who do exist hide…or fake it…

That is the reason the great reset will not be the right great reset because you are all cucks….You have to think that MAYBE men were still men and protected their damn homestead like the cowboys we once were we’d get to keep living that illusion of a free economy, a pursuit of happiness, liberty to all, a search for prosperity, the good old fashion American Values we learned about in all the Christmas movies we’ve seen….except maybe CHRISTMAS CEO…haven’t seen that one yet….

We’re not there yet….just bend over and take it up the booty hole like you think you are supposed to because the prostate is an erogenous zone that dosn’t make you gay for dildoing yourself every night….no one can rely on you for anything you bitch…failure…and it is pretty pathetic…

I won’t hold it against you, you’ve been brainwashed, exposed to chemicals, less manly than a bitch on testosterone but if you broke through the cloud in your brain, maybe we’d be better off, cuz I sure am not doing it, I’ve got lower testosterone than ALL of you fools….

I don’t believe in being divided, I believe we are all connected, we are all one full retard and that doesn’t mean I don’t believe in hating a fucking idiot, or thinking an idiot is an idiot, it just means I think we’re all equally idiots, sharing the same air, like lazy fucking cucks we are…. and we should just live in perfect harmony…exchanging tips on how to ride a dildo in the least gay way possible….

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Heidi Klum is Ready for Halloween
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Weirdest Head Ever
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I don’t think that’s how you eat Cold Cuts
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Luciana Free diving The Right Way – NAKED
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2021

15

Oct

Make Sports Less Gay of the Day

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I don’t watch sports because I find it some gay and meaningless shit.

Gay because it’s spending your time that could be spent on tits, watching athletic men, oftentimes in tight outfits, playing with each other. Pretty gay.

Meaningless because whether they win or lose you still live your shitty existence, if anything you’re just helping them get paid, so that they can live their best life, off your back.

Which is why I say if you do watch sports you should be betting on sports, at least that way you have some skin in the fucking game. It gives it a purpose. It gives you meaning. It makes it work not wasting your time like a mindless shill on the couch. You’re involved now. You’re a man now. You’re taking charge like the guys you watch.

That is why I partnered up with SPORTS BETTING APP, knowing you fools can’t resist watching sports and doing what I can to make your queer ass more of a risk taking dude. Who knows maybe you’ll win.

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2021

15

Oct

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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As we go into the weekend, her’s some Rita Ora, who is famous for more than just her tits, but who I think is only interesting because of her tits.

This is a good reminder that if you can get outside topless, or if you have a chick you can convince to get outside topless this weekend, you probably should. It’s good for the soul…and probably for the body because the sun energizes you and gives you that vitamin D you need…but don’t tell anyone, they’ll just push cancer causing sunscreen on you, by telling you the sun gives you cancer, when really the sunscreen does and it helps them sell other medicine for cancers all made by the same manufacturers…hilarious…ALL FOR PROFIT…let ’em die so long as they need our meds while they’re doing it. LOL. HILARIOUS.

Anyway, these shoes are also pants, but I’m staring at the tit in front of what looks like a barn because Rita Ora’s doing country vibes, like she’s some kind of prepper off grid working the land because of the impending COLLAPSE….

YAY…WEEKEND….get PREPPED.

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2021

15

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I appreciate people who don’t go along with the vaccine passports because they know it’s insanity, or segregation, and obviously a horrible way to live….but with the pressure from the scared of the virus fat and unhealthy people, they incentives, the hope of going back to normal can push this shit on people, even if it makes no sense, since there’s no real proof that the vaccinated are more at risk of getting sick from the unvaccinated, but I’m not a scientist, just logically if you’re protected you’re protected…end of story….

I like to think people like the theatrics of the whole thing and don’t need it to make sense, PUT YOUR MASK ON, like they are the actors in their own VERY boring movie…and they like being on what they think is the right side of the conversation all to make them feel safer about their existence…even though I saw yesterday that they recommend the unvaccinated get COVID to make their immunity stronger…so why have the vaccine…to get natural immunity you can get naturally….

Things don’t need to make sense and whether you’d like to see another industry created for the unvaccinated, or those who don’t subscribe to this kind of insane procedure to do things like grocery shopping, which has just been banned to unvaccinated in parts of Germany…sounds reasonable…we need a new GREEN BOOK where businesses are listed that don’t listen to their daddy but instead serve the people, all people…

That won’t happen, so starve you fucking HEATHENS….and you’re 1000 of different reasons you don’t want to take a medicine….

I think the real crime in all this is not the video I saw about the vaccine passports of the future doing blood scans on people….and NOT feature On/Offs of every girl in their system.

I want to see clothed / unclothed girls in the system…you know to jerk off to them…because if we’re going to be tracking everyone like the branded cattle we are at the ranch we called life…

Let’s hope they get this together…for the microchip they implant in us.

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