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2021

12

Nov

AnnaSophia Robb Titty of the Day

I am a dinosaur. I stil have a good time writing the site, it’s actually my favorite thing to do and a joke in and of itself because I don’t know how to write…yet here I am….not that I am getting paid to write…YOU don’t support me but at least you’re here.

Anyway, as a dinosaur, doing this daily for 17 or 18 years, I was one of the first and still standing perverts with a blog like this..

In the era I came out of, you’d NEVER see a celebrity pull out their nipple pastie for the paparazzi, but more telling, they’d never take a selfie of the shit and upload it to their feed….

People were genuinely interested in celebs back then, so celebs didn’t have to compete for likes, follows, relevance, reducing themselves to Glamour Models and OnlyFans type girls selling sex to get noticed.

YET here we are….

AnnaSophia Robb isn’t Lohan famous, obviously, she also puts her pronouns in her instagram BIO so she’s fucking compromised and on that satanic witchcraft shit….but she is still famous, too famous to be pulling tit out like a gutter whore…but that’s not the world we’re in…which I guess is a good thing if you’re not bored of this shit yet….

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2021

12

Nov

Carolina Marie Topless of the Day

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CAROLINA MARIE is a model represented by NEXT MODELS which is a pretty legitimate agency, assuming you think any of these human trafficking agencies for the rich, you know the sugar baby dating service before sugar babies was mainstream and for everyone with an internet connection willing to sell their souls or their bodies for the fame, fortune and totally misguided “dream life” that will leave them all empty and miserable because it is not soul fulfilling work…BUT that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to their content.

I am not saying that Carolina Marie is a sugar baby, she is just a reminder that the majority of these signed models are, because it’s not all that lucrative of a job since so many bitches want to be models and rent doesn’t pay itself…

It is possible that Carolina is brilliant, inspiring, maybe she even saves AIDS babies, instead of baby sitting married rich men…like an on-call prostitute….because flying private jts to important places is really what they THINK life is about.

The point of the story is, hot chicks deserve nice things, like you jerking off to them…or rich guys…because being hot is important in this world of uglies and Carolina is hot and that is what this is about, not the higher level creepiness of the model agency /predator aspect of the model industry…but it’d make a good deep dig investigation for someone to look into, I’m too lazy for that.

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2021

12

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I post FISHNETS every week and with the impending food crisis and supply shortages as well as inflation and the whole idea of the currency being totally destroyed…you should probably get to the local drug store like these bitches and get yourself some fishnets, because you could use them to try to catch fish to feed yourself and your family, or you can slip into them and become the tranny sex worker you’ll need to be to survive the prison we’re about to be in….GET THOSE THROATS READY….

Or look at these hot chicks who may or may not be WOKE idiots who think everything is racist or sexist or misogynistic…especially FISHNETS…you can read into them as being some oppressive garment from TOXIC masculinity….while producing content like this for the Toxic Masculinity in exchange for money…because I guess they don’t hate men as much when they are funding their lives…

EITHER WAY, fishnets are classics, glamorous and hot.

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2021

12

Nov

Girl Turns Underwear into Overalls of the Day

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It’s pretty funny that as the world collapses, people want to pretend that everything is totally fucking normal, because that’s by design…keep people distracted in their own life so that the evil masterminds can work on their project without being annoyed by the public united and saying “no thanks”….

So the mindless idiots of the world are at home bored, figuring out how to go viral and reducing themselves into slutty behavior because it increases the chance of going viral since everyone’s distracted by the noise and addicted to this shit.

I don’t want to discount how brilliant the panty overalls is, because it’s something I’ve seen, I’ve done, I’ve convinced girls to do…not the most BRILLIANT…but to see someone do it on the internet without being embarrassed, in fact, doing it because they think it’s brilliant, when it requires literally zero brain to conceptualize…but I still love it since we can’t unite and protect humanity, so it might as well go down like this.

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2021

12

Nov

The “Why Aren’t You in Uniform Challenge of the Day

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Mom and Daughter Slut Duo

Blondie

Slutty Santa

Tartan Special

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2021

12

Nov

I’d Fuck the Chinese COVID Robot… and Other Videos of the Day

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Covid Theatre

Evil Nurse!

Keep this fucking monster AWAY from the KIDS

Mr Triggered is Fucking Masked and Angry….and Full of Shit…

Professor Psycho Mask Narc – when the Masks Don’t Work…

IT IS A CULT…

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2021

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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At a certain point you have to wonder if big tech is going to tie into your vaccine passport so that they can monitor what comments you say and if you’re some kind of defector working against the vax pass regime…

I am hoping that you’ll need a vax pass to access social media….and that the porn sites will require you to scan in to limit how much porn you an see – you know for the climate…

Because then all the anti-vaxxers can make their way over here because they have no where else to go…

The future of being a bottom feeding site for close to 20 years is looking nice and bright because you fools will need a rogue bubble society of our own…I mean since you won’t be allowed to leave the house..

Who am I kidding…they won’t let you on the internet…maybe I need to make a free print magazine instead of a blog…

How sci/fi dystopian movie of us…we’re wild!

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2021

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may be a broke ass motherfucker in the most prosperous times according to the internet because these young idiots get fucking paid…and then all those BITCOIN billionaires…where the fuck was I in 2012 when shit was 10 dollars…oh right updating this dumb fucking site..

So yeah, as people are buying digital art, for their digital life, as if it’s a status thing…an exciting new nerd economy….I see everyone posting and promoting designer clothing..

If you’ve got a bitch or want a bitch – they all love designer clothing….if you are ever a sugar daddy, they will demand designer clothing…even if you’re dating a stripper or a cam girl…MORE designer clothing…

It’s fucking everywhere..and when everyone wears only designer clothes, you know not Levi’s jeans you couldn’t afford in the 80s designer, like actual high fashion designers who sell a t-shirt made in Bangladesh for 1000 dollars or more when it’s worth 3 dollars and everyone runs to it….designer clothing…..

So everyone is wearing the same expensive shit, which I would argue would take away from the exclusivity of it, you know it’s mass produced crap but you’re paying hand woven by the labia of some 20 year old virgin who have never heard of social media because she was raised on a tropical island working on her tan and staying fit drinking organic fruits and natural spring water…unlike these polluted bitches we’ve got here…

But yeah..at a certain point your designer shit is more lame than The Gap….or a pair of Dockers or even some Walmart outfits…dumb fucks…

But I guess since everyone is mind controlled slaves programmed to be the same mind….up-linked into the fucking metaverse AI….being the same drone is comforting….

BUT it should turn ppl off – but instead they buy more…

Imagine if one of those people went rogue and bought a walmart track suit, holy shit, there would be a system overload by the sluts, as they run to walmart to get their 5 dollar track suit too….ENDING the racket of slave labor made dog shit they are laughing at you for buying while pretending to be all fabulous..

I wonder what triggered this ….what the fuck do I know about clothes…I’m in the business of bitches being out of their clothes…not that this is a business…more a non-profit that doesn’t get the tax benefit.
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2021

11

Nov

Sophie Mudd Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Sophie Mudd has some big old mom tits that you’d expect to see on a fat chick in a walmart line-up, or maybe in the walmart changing room you’re peeping into because you were lurking the bikini section and this fat bitch finally picked one up to try on…assuming walmart has a changing room…I can’t remember ever seeing one…I guess I’ve seen the walmart bathroom before…so maybe we’ll alter this fantasy live on the spot and say she’s like a diabetic mom who rolled into the walmart bathroom on her motorized cart they provided her with and she’s ready to suck on your dick like it’s her insulin pump, or maybe like it’s a nice sugary beverage…I don’t fucking know, I just know these boobs are mental boobs, fat chick boobs, middle aged boobs, all on a small framed young chick who is making money off her boobs because look at them…they’re massive…she’s a host body keeping them alive if I’ve ever seen one and I know what you’re thinking…all tits are the real being, the women who own them are just host bodies, but the truth is some tits steal the fucking show and can’t allow the host body to be anything but tits…while other girls who have tits and are seemingly also host body for tits do things that aren’t about the tits because the tits aren’t bigger than their damn heads.

What I am saying is…these tits are crazy.

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2021

11

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The Asshole Behind Thong is a reminder that bad product design doesn’t mean there’s no benefit to the product design….

So the THONG is a totally inefficient underwear in terms of covering the asshole…but it does great things to fight panty lines, not that anyone cares about a pantyline, if anything it’s just something else to jack off to…but you know, they made the panty line a naughty thing remedied by a panty that doesn’t cover your asshole…even though that’s probably the thing you want to cover up.

BUT THE THONG is totally efficient and showing some assholes…and the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…because I only have so much to say and you’re only here for the pics.

I don’t know why I don’t just cut and paste old posts….I SHOULD.

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