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2024

07

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

The fishnet has such nice image to it. You hear “fishnets” and you think of vintage hookers, 90s strippers, even your wife when she was hot trying to spice things up….maybe I’m a romantic, where I just think of the hot Playboy model in fishnets of my youth, or those days working the drugstore that sold fishnets that I’d steal to jerk off on while thinking of those hot Playboy models in fishnets….

Unfortunately, in my day to day life, the only fishnets I see are on trannies, obese chicks, or awkward Anime watching nerds….the hot chicks aren’t out in fishnets, and since the hot chicks aren’t fucking me, they’re not in fishnets…so ultimately…the internet fishnet is the closest thing I get to hot fishnet content in a world of fishnets being far too accessible for people who have no business wearing fishnets, who happen to be the same people who insist on wearing the fishnets…

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2024

07

Jun

Goth Krysten Ritter in Red of the Day

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I guess goth’s don’t just wear black, but also wear red, because of the whole blood and Satan thing….

So here’s Krysten Ritter in a tight red dress at 42 years old. After having a kid she is still skinny and she still gothic enough for her personal gothic brand that’s brought her this far in the world of celebrity thanks to that deal or tribute to the devil….as these celebrities do….

I don’t know if she’s really into the whole Satanic Occult that you’d assume evil Hollywood is controlled by, but she dyes her hair black and is a pasty white bitch, so it only makes sense that she is….

Does she sacrifice goats, or babies….probably not her own…..and while looking at her in a tight dress, maybe it is better to not thing about her shredded mom pussy all looking like a horror movie prop…as mom pussies do.

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2024

07

Jun

Kayla Jones is the Instagram Of The Day

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You may not know who Kayla Jones is, but she’s got close to 500k followers so she matters in some circles of perverts on the internet, probably from India…

She seems to be a Florida chick who does bikini pictures and she’s not the only one, since instagram is a steady stream of half naked chicks. I don’t use social media, but when I accidentally click on the instagram explore page, all I see is half nakedness…

It’s probably my algorithm, they know I’m a creepy pervert who committed my life to running this half naked bullshit…OR maybe, all girls are whores who get naked on the internet for views….who knows…the mysteries of life on the internet…

Anyway, this bikini chick subsidizes her life by selling exclusive content as bikini models do when they aren’t the top tier millionaire bikini models, but may one day get there…..

It’s more realistic to make the millions with butthole pics than a contract with Victoria’s Secret….so go where the money is…and that’s probably why all I see is half nakedness.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Jun

Angel is the OnlyFans Model of the Day

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ANGEL is some big titty ONLYFANS model…

We all love big tits, even if they are terrifying or have nipples the size of our heads because they are big tits.

We also love ONLYFANS models, not because we like paying for our porn or supporting content creators in a world where they should be giving it away for likes and views.

We love the ONLYFANS models because they are living the dream, chasing the dream, and stripping down for the dream.

So many girls before ONLYFANS would have thought getting naked was for sluts, while secretly wanting to be slutty, but not willing to go for it because it seemed intimidating….

It took a specific kind of girl to pack up and run off to LA or Miami or Vegas for that dream, maybe they’d strip locally, suck dick at the bar they work out, or behind the dumpster at the mall they work out for some money….but to really commit to it was hard….

So now, it’s accessible and we can see girls do perverted things….like ANGEL who you can
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2024

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you go through life at the level of horny where you can’t control your horny impulses because you’re just so horny and you end up doing things like sniffing your granny’s dirty panties in the laundry room for a jerk off only to realize in a post nut clarity what you have done….

It’s very hard to connect with people who don’t suffer from horniness that makes them do things they wish they didn’t do just to bust….

There are people in this world who aren’t horny, who don’t have to release the pressure or scratch the itch and who always have some level of composure that’s not thwarted by perverted compulsions…..

What freaks….even though granny’s panties would likely think I’m the freak in this story..

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Snaps a Selfie!
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Julia Fernandez Adam See Through at the Beach!
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Mackenzie Ziegler at the Variety Cover Party in Los Angeles
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Absolutely crazy tire jumping from on top of a huge mountain
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Sizzling Social Media: Alexis Ren Rocks a Bikini and Other Celebrity Stunners
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Prankster gives MacBooks to people and then runs away
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10 Thoughts All Girls Have During Sex
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When You Gotta Go.. (GIF)
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Fact Check: What happened to Tom Anderson from MySpace? Viral post about co-founder’s disappearance after selling his social media company debunked
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Olympic Speedskater Lutta Leerdam is Training Hard!
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Cavinder Twins in the Gym!
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Insane examples of people vs nature
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Man pretending to prank women by “staring” at them pranks hard
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Chinese Tourist Wants To Show The Group A Safe Way Down
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Very loud Hellcat disturbs the sleep of Seattle residents
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14 Fascinating And Unique Maps
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Verbal altercation happens when grandma visits a Karen’s restaurant
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Irina Shayk is On Set!
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SLUM FIGHTS
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Malu Trevejo’s Bold and Beautiful: A Steamy Photoshoot with Her Girlfriend
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Dog climbs up a ladder to stay close to her owner
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WAG Camille Kostek’s Booty for Swim Week!
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Anna L – Hegre Top Model – Hegre
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Elite powerlifter uses fake weights to prank people at the gym
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Alice Maria is the Instagram Of The Day
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Factory Worker Won’t Be Jerking Off Anytime Soon After Press Activates
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20 Movies That Don’t Know How Science Works
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Everything Shay Mitchell Keeps in Her Big Bag!
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5 of the craziest warehouse fails
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Jutta Leerdam Dry Land Training!
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Little girl from India shocks the judges at America’s Got Talent
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Kimberley Garner Goes for a Dip in a Red Bikini!
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The Hottest Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos
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Elena Morali in a bikini on vacation in Formentera
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Josie Canseco and her Man-Ziel Golf!
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Under Paris ending explained: What happened after the shark attack?
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Absolutely hilarious fails to laugh about all day
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Times when tennis players did wrong things
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UFC TITTIES! (GIF)
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Barbara Palvin Sizzles In Tiny Black Bikini
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Elle Fanning – BTS filming A Complete Unknown in Hoboken
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Cheryl Blossom Breast Cam Show Scoreland
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Mallory Christopher Flex Your Frosh Zishy
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Halle Bailey’s Oops Moment: Sexy Topless TikTok Video Exposes Her Bare Boobs
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Reporter Just Takes Her Panties Off
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Public Degeneracy
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OHHH NO! (GIF)
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Train Dick Suck
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Your Wife’s Secret
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Heavy Fetish Facial Abuse
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Sexy Golfer Kay Lovely!
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Valery Ponce Working the Fields!
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Cheryl Blossom Breast-Cam Show
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Martina Finocchio Nude Collection!
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Tina Forte naked
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Aya Nakamura Thick at The 2024 Met Gala!
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Latina whore fucks her boyfriend in 20+ min cam session
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Ghetto Gaggers Heavy Fetish
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Australian OF babe in premium sex videos
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2024

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Campaign of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted up some pictures from her recent photoshoot because she’s either a show off and wants to brag to all the loser chicks out there who can’t land anywhere brand or bikini campaign deals because they aren’t Kardashians…which you’d think most people would be happy about…but in this internet generation most people would cut off their own clits to be a Kardashian….my logic is not the same logic as the hive mind drone fucks who are controlled by the social media robots thanks to not having a mind of their own….

Anyway, I’ll look at bitches in bikinis at all levels of the influencer ladder, of all levels of the socio-economic ladder and Kendall Jenner’s not fat….

So being the kind of hero who will stare at all bikini pics thanks to having nothing else to do and being a pervert has made this post possible…..it outweighs my hate for the Kardashians.

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2024

06

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The best thing about Thursday…..

Titty Drops…

The only sport I beleive in and it’s not even an official sport, but the way degenerate humans are going it MAY be and I hope I get to be the one to make that happen…

INVESTORS PLEASE….

This is the new PICKLE MY BALLS…

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2024

06

Jun

Drea De Matteo Plays With Leah Mob’s Tits of the Day

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WEIRD OLD LADY PORN…

Drea De Matteo is the old lady on the Sopranos who is taking her best stab at geriatric stripping / sex work….and it’s all pretty poorly executed but I guess these old ladies get a thrill out of people still wanting to jerk off to their tits while their husbands have moved on from their tits because they are old lady tits.

She’s now hanging out with Leah Mob, who I guess jumped into the OnlyFans work after her stint on Real Housewives, because that show seems to breed whores, or celebrate whores with their rich husbands and people loving the show doesn’t really help….

I can only assume that being in their 40s or 50s means that they missed out on the whole era of sexting and nudes….they also come from an era where selling nudes would have been seen as trashy and it would destroy their career but now that they are old ass hit, it is now or never…

So technology matched with whoredom or the interest in whoredom for a thrill or to feel wanted….while having missed out on the sexting era of the internet because they were too busy being too cool for the internet….you know women being cool in the 90s meant fucking the cool guys to leverage their celebrity with…and now that leads to this weirdness when applied to the internet decades later…

Leah Mob had a popular NYC streetwear brand called Married to the Mob, which she may still have, so she’s been running in the cool circles probably since she was 18, so she didn’t really need to do any of this kind of low level whoring…and I guess never too late too whore, even when it’s too late too whore…

I blame all these anti-depressants….

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2024

06

Jun

Rachel Pizzolato at Miami Swim Week of the Day

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Rachel Pizzolato is a youtuber who was apparently a host on Mythbusters Jr…at 14 years old according to wikipedia…

Which makes me wonder who the fuck was watching Mythbusters Jr hard enough to decide the host is a set of tits you want to fuck when they turn 18…but apparently there are a lot of them….they probably vacation in Thailand if you know what I mean.

I am sure it helped that as an adult she made content around her big tits, so she accumulated more perverts from her fanbase of perverts and she just keeps getting more and more popular..

She has been shamelessly using her tits on social media because she’s got them and I am sure Mythbusters Jr isn’t where she wants her career to die, so use those motherfuckers and bait in those dudes to amplify the business…

She also has an ass…but ya know…it’s about the tits…and in using those tits, she’s also decided to model swimsuits in Miami for Swim Week, and here is a bunch of her content because the big broad has big tits and that’s pretty much the objective, isn’t it.

TO SEE ALL HER MODEL PICS FROM SWIM WEEK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Pizzolato

2024

06

Jun

Brooks Nader Ass in a Dress of the Day

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Brooks Nader is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model who unlike the other Swimsuit models decided to date an ad sales guy instead of a professional athlete, which I guess she’s realized was a stupid fucking decision since she’s top level SI SWIM model, even getting the cover at one point in time.

The reality is that she may have been with the ad sales guy for strategic purposes because he was the ad sales guy for Sports Illustrated, plus having the ability to sell ads on the Sports Illustrated Swim during it’s shittier years as a career, meant that he could game the fuck out people as sales guys do….you know, masters of manipulation that innocent models have no defense against because they don’t realize they are as hot as they are and they respond well to being treated like they are not…

So maybe the covers are because of the SI Swimsuit exec, maybe it was to build the profile before the divorce that leads her to pro athletes to breed with….but either way she’s currently going through a divorce, but went to Miami with her bare ass out and that’s always a good way to get on with your life after a divorce….asshole first….just ready to get it filled….likely getting it filled after one too many Margaritas at the after party…

30 year old divorcees are whores especially when their profession is being whores! FUN.

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