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2021

21

Oct

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner may represent all evil…you know everything terrible about society, social media, marketing, manipulation of the people to sell them product….her family is all part of the fall of society but she was just a kid and not to blame for it…she’s just going through the motions of being an influencer turned fake model because she can push product they don’t mind telling her she’s model worthy when we know what actual models look like…not acne ridden face filtered dog shit…I’ll tell you that….

But luckily, a family built on ass, likes to show off their ass, and as the skinny and athletic one with the most normal ratio, normal body, not so clown-like and silly, like it’s mocking us….because this ass is round enough for you to want to play basketball with it….using your mouth. If I was to write a poem about Kendall Jenner, the word I would force rhyme with would be anal….Kendall/anal…Kendall/Anal…Kendall/anal…that is the poem…I am art…

If you pretend that her pussy wasn’t the pussy they moulded to make Bruce’s pussy….not because it’s necessarily the hottest pussy he’s seen, but it is the hottest pussy he’s made, so make it realistic because if there’s one thing I know about the Kardashians, it’s that everything they do is be as realistic as possible….right…TOTALLY AUTHENTIC people.

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2021

21

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thongs….Give me a Joke because I don’t have one…

I guess you don’t really need a joke to appreciate scam they don’t package as a scam, but rather as marketng.

A little, TELL THEM THE OLD KIND OF UNDERWeAR IS FOR OLD LADIES, GET THEM ALL WEARING SLUTTY UNDERWEAR…

Like the social distancing stickers on the floor of your grocery store, which in Canada are made by the premiere of Ontario, who is now worth 50,000,000 dollars since COVID, thanks COVID for being so generous to the same people LOCKING US INSIDE…the people at the company are laughing at us…”THEY WILL PAY PREMIUM FOR A PANTY THAT DOESN’T EVEN COVER THEIR ASSHOLE”….you know a joke..or a win…LESS FABRIC more money…and we won’t be able to keep em on the shelves cuz people are idiots…

You know that whole “if your friends jump of a bridge, doesn’t mean you have to” lie they raised us with….which turned out to be “don’t be an outlier”….”don’t take risks”….”be like us, the group over here, there’s comfort in that, and if we jump off the bridge you won’t even know you’re jumping with us, because you are our slave”….but yeah…if the group says THONGS…the THONG vendors get rich as shit and the group said thong…

The good news is that the asshole, the window to the soul, is a universal orifice for the inclusive woke generation of no gender…we can all come together through our assholes…and if that’s not UNITING THE HUMAN SPIRIT like it was a CHRISTMAS MOVIE…I don’t know what is.

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2021

21

Oct

Lennon Elizabeth Lingerie of the Day

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There was a time we did a thing called STEPGIRLS, where we’d partner up with hot fucking girls, do photoshoots with them, run instagram or snapchat stories with them, you know dipping our toe in that whole world…

Then the censorship police of instagram came after us and deleted us. It was a time before everyone and their mom was doing it, literally everyone from your mom to A-List celebrities, doing half naked shoots….or what we were doing in 2014…..only we got deleted for it and they get million dollar brand deals from it…

Them is the fucking breaks I guess….another story of INSTAGRAM trying to ruin our success, I am not a victim here….I accept being a loser but I find comfort in knowing we were on the right track, not paving the way since I have zero influence…

It was a good time, there was a bright future ahead of us, MAKING HOT CONTENT WITH AMAZING GIRLS…sign me up….but after being deleted by the EVIL mean spirited AI BOTS that delete IG accounts RUINED all our hopes and dreams….an ATTACK that no one noticed…

I remember Lennon Elizabeth from that, I am sure I used to DM her asking her to to produce content for us, not sure if it ever happened, because even then people thought DrunkenStepfather was creepy concept with not enough followers to be seen as something they want to partner up with….

I don’t hold it against anyone, because I wouldn’t work here either, I just have no real option, it’s an addiction at this point with LITTLE to NO expectations…

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2021

21

Oct

Malu Trevejo Bikini of the Day

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MALU TREVEJO is one of Bella Thorne’s minions, or colleagues, or clients or talent within her roster of talent for her content agency that potentially makes money off managing their OnlyFans..which I am not hating on, I figure if you can make millions of dollars and you’re either soulless or just unaware of a life outside of porn being the most popular thing, thanks to the propaganda of porn being mainstream, probably by design, because I am very much still remembering a time when porn was a dirty little secret, the porn stars still rich, but the porn stars weren’t every single girl willing to get naked on the internet because they are already being watched, producing nudes, etc….GET PAID…

Now, what I know about MALU TREVEJO is that she was a big deal on TikTok, turned 18, got tits, launched an onlyfans, which I guess is the goto strategy of the young people, getting a job or having ambition outside if that is just stupid, STUPID…

Her body, weird, likely photoshopped, maybe just the IG BODY I talk about when I see it on the streets, not necessarily fat, but definitely thick…and I guess fancy in her designer bathing suits she can afford like a rich wife in the hair salon…only young and sluttier….not a girl, not quite a pornstar….but it’s an option somewhere down the line…

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2021

21

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I was having some flashbacks, like acid flashback, that I am sure never happen to people. but is just propaganda, even though people buying acid are hoping it does happen, because two highs for the same price is better than one…obviously…that’d be like a drinker like me getting drunk in 20 years after downing a bottle of Vodka….GREAT investment, but I guess the way society is set up in a way of making sure you don’t get anything more than you pay for, they’d rather charge you twice for that. It’s business man, if free energy or free anything was to pop up, you can be SURE that whoever is making money off those things, will SUPPRESS that free thing FASTER than you’d cum in an actual vagina if you found a girl willing to let you in her vagina….likely one of those “I could give this away for free, but this loser will pay” opportunists we call CAPITALISTS…who are as you’d expect self described ANTI-CAPITALISTS because they don’t know what capitalism MEANS…

THESE GIRLS….are sharing something with you for free, maybe their motivations are more sinister, but the productions they are sharing with you are free, and they include one of life’s simplest pleasures….the tits.

So girls with big tits, nice tits, tits they are willing to show people, play a titty drop game, where they pull up their tops to titty jiggle the tits and the flashback I was having was asking big titty girls to show me their tits in bars, restaurants, grocery stores, I mean when you see the tits, you gotta ask, because you may never see the tits again, and I don’t think it’s illegal, so as offended as the uptight big tits, with BRAS bigger than your head, who shoudl ONLY be showing their tits don’t realize that is their calling yet…BIG TITS ARE GREAT…USE EM.

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2021

21

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel a victim of having a pretty silly accent, you know those ridiculous South Africans and their silly racist ways…a victim of Apartheid which is that system of institutionalized racial segregation that existed in South Africa and South West Africa from 1948 until the early 1990…if you consider being a farm owner who likely hired the segregated being a victim…you know…it was the early 90s it’s obviously not her fault that she got to reap the rewards of slave labor…that’s more something to take up with her family of farmers..OH TO BE WHITE IN A SEGREGATED SOCIETY…it must be the same kind of power trip a lot of vaccinated people have with these vaccine mandates and vaccine passports to get into a restaurant….just an arrogance of “Just get the shot”….only in south Africa, you couldn’t be “Just be white”…but with an ass like this, one that makes no sense because the rest of her has 0 percent body fat and she’s in her HOTTEST form since she was in her early 20s for Victoria’s Secret…which may have made her appealing as someone the laborers would want to fuck….FARMER’S DAUGHTER FETISH I subscribe to….

This looks good.

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2021

21

Oct

Cabin Talk Claudia and her Pandemic Prediction of the Day

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I saw this video going viral yesterday, 2 people sent it to me, and for someone who only talks to 1 person, that means it’s a big deal….that’s 200% more people have decided that this is worth seeing….

The story is pretty simple, she calls out Trump’s executive order to allow for gain of function research and some other Bill Gates shit….and the potential impending Pandemic 2 years ago, so 6 months or so before it hit. Pretty interesting.

Clearly a woman who lives in a Cabin in Vermont seems to be more reasonable than most people, maybe she’s a fucking prophet….the prophet Claudia from the Cabin.

It almost makes you think that people in the city are so disconnected and clearly we need to get out to nature to get reconencted. So distracted with work, nonsense, parties, bullshit…buying shit, being depressed while people who still have humanity CAN’T be duped….

She said she didn’t predict the future, she just paid attention…so PAY attention…

Not that this will save the world, but it’s still impressive….WAKE UP.

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2021

21

Oct

Jojo’s Got the Seatbelt Tit of the Day

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There’s a phenomenon out there called SEATBELT TIT that my friend Stefan is very into…he’s also into the ONE tit being pulled out fetish which is a thing that people with lowered expectations has…you know WHY show me both your tits in a TITTY DROP…is it TITTY drop THURSDAY YET…OH MY IT IS….get ready for those, thing of this as the teaser or the appetizer.

But anyway, INSTEAD of asking a bitch for BOTH tits, you know so you can see the full set, your negotiation in seeing the tit ends up with “come on, just pull out one, it’s just a tit, I’ve see tits, everyone has tits, what’s the big deal, don’t fear the tit, you don’t even have to show me the set, just give me a sampler…it can be the smaller of the two, you know since not all tits are created equally, not even on the same body”….

I guess it’s a half glass full situation, where he’s just happy to see one tit, while one tit makes me angry cuz I want both tits…NEVER SATISFIED…

Well, a variation of the ONE titty flash, is the seatbelt tit, where the belt pumps the titties up….bags have a similar effect and JOJO who surprised us with her big tits by flashing them on IG STORIES and becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna…

She was also on some luxury vacation in CABO where she did boating and big titty bikinis….fun..

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2021

21

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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If you don’t believe in God or the Creator, I’ve got some TANLINES for you to remember that nature is REAL, nature does pretty amazing thing like darken skin from the SUN, assuming the sun is real and not just a studio light like this Truman Show insanity we live under, but we’ll run with it being a real thing, and that real thing kissing the bodies of women we want to have sex with, and if they aren’t naked, because they aren’t on a nudist resort, because they aren’t old perverted men looking for married fat old lady tits, then they wear bikinis outside so their good parts don’t get sunkissed, meaning they stay white while the rest of them browns, you know…is this me explaining the concept of a TAN for you….I mean we are a society of more information available than ever, too many choices, so they all shut the fuck down and turn into awkward dancing retards on TikTok or instagram….you know MEANINGFUL AND INSPIRING content when soceity needs more IMPRESSIVE content….to help save humanity, rather than make them dumber….

ANYWAY, TANLINES are a gift from GOD, and when I start my nudist sex cult, you can be damn sure that we’ll have SERMONS about this shit….but for now, it’s just a post no one will read on a side no one visits….