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2021

02

Aug

Sarah Michelle Gellar Sexy of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar is in a one-piece bathing suit, or lingerie outfit for old ladies, because maybe her and Freddie Prinze have a sex night lined up, you know married couples and their making an event out of sex night….

At least that’s assuming that celebs are like the suburban married couples who see fucking their significant other as a chore. I used to say that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her, so he goes off an fucks George Clooney instead, but that analogy is a little dated, I’ve been doing this site a long time….I guess you could replace Cindy Crawford with the hot chick of now, but we know that the hot chicks of now are not traditional monogamists, they’ve all grown up on porn and like fucking everyone, and can’t get a relationship to get in the way of that…I guess…

We probably shouldn’t assume celebs are like traditional married couples since they are all self involved, have a lot of time on their hands, coupled with deep rooted perversions from being in the industry, I mean how do you think they get famous in the first place, fucking the right guy….even though she got her start at the age of 5….that’s just how it works perverts…

I don’t know these people. I didn’t watch Buffy. The people who were loyal buffy fans weirded me out…Sarah Michelle Gellar is old but I’ll still stare at her mom tits, it is MILF MONDAY after all….

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2021

02

Aug

Elizabeth Banks Cleavage of the Day

Elizabeth Banks Clevage

Elizabeth Banks is the near 50 year old potential billionaire, because I know Pitch Perfect as a franchise that she created made far more than one billion dollars across all their movies, and I’m sure that she’s cashed the fuck in hard on it, maybe 20 percent of the movie’s earning are kicked back to her, and she created it, she should get the money, but instead of just taking the money and fucking off, she’s likely still producing and creating more shit, since she’s industry and has had a win, which means these people will throw money at her to make other hits….it’s a cycle….that she doesn’t get in the way of posting sleazy pics to social media to pretend she’s not 47….

It’s pretty funny to see celebs of all ages embrace social media like low level teens trying to get famous, it’s like these are fucking adults, rich adults, who are just so into attention, they need to produce and share this smut instead of fucking off, or just living a peaceful life off of social media…

I guess being a soulless puppet makes it easy to be an attentions seeking “influencer” celebrity using influencer tactics…and here’s some OLD as shit cleavage you should be grossed out by just based on their age…

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2021

02

Aug

Francia Raisa Bikini of the Day

I don’t write memes, because my jokes are long winded and I get lost in them and they end up not being funny at all, but the intention is there and that should be rewarded, especially in this society….AT LEAST I TRIED.

If I was to write a Meme to this it’d be “Gives Selena Gomez a Kidney Once”….

Because Francia gave Selena Gomez a Kidney, and has apparently not let that impact her alcoholism, or even her thich ass thighs and ass, because this bitch is built like the A&W bear as it slow motion walks towards us in a skimpy bikini.

I actualyl call this body the Instagram body, because so many of the girls on isntagra are what you’d call fat chicks 20 years ago, but for whatever reason, tehy manage to keep a pretty small midsection but their hips down are huge….you see it all the time, clearly hormones in the food, and despite sacrificing her kidney for EVIL Disney agendas like keeping Selena Gomez alive, which I don’t think really backed out for her like it should have….but she’s still on a boat in the tropics somewhere, so I guess it worked out alright…and for that reason alone, you should masturbate to her waddle. She’s a survivor, or maybe just an Organ Farm for the rich and famous, both are more important than you…..




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2021

02

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

It’s Medical Worker Monday….which is part of the 2020 plan…that we all know was planned a long time ago….but I didn’t have the energy to dig to do my daily galleries like I was an actual men’s site that makes millions of dollars a year…

I am the kind of person repulsed by hospitals, so even pre-COVID, I thought the hospital was the grossest place in the world. If I had to go to a hospital to get a herpes scab chipped off, or whatever, I’d walk around with my shirt over my face, which as it turns out is as effective as a mask….not effective at all.

So the idea that these women were boldly getting naked on the job, was also repulsive and that was BEFORE the pandemic, when these people who I guess are unionized, and can’t get fired, especially now that there’s a pandemic, would get naked.

So now that we’re 1.5 years or more into the pandemic, the ladies of medical work are still getting naked, more now than ever, I guess premium content money is great when you’re positioned as a HERO….you’d have to be a real asshole to hate on the “FRONTLINE HEROES”…if anything, you should throw money at them when you see them….which reminds me that I should have dressed like a nurse to panhandle the last year, I would have CASHED the fuck in off the sympathy of the masses.

The funny thing is the nurses aren’t getting fired for getting naked, so long as they are complicit with the storyline….but they are getting fired if they protest the narrative being pushed, even if they are on the frontlines and see the truth…

The other funny thing is that the media won over the medical workers by hyping them up, but now they are all being forced to vaccinate, because they’re “heroes” who can’t make medical decisions for themselves, let the government decide what goes into your body, even if you’re medical expertise, I mean you’re a medical worker…tells a different story…maybe because you’ve had COVID and thus antibodies, maybe because you worked in the COVID ward and never got COVID…or maybe because you know we’re all a bunch of fucking slaves…

So whether you’re into medical workers who get naked, or medical workers who stand up to the pressure being put on them by evil, or if you think medical workers should get mandated vaccines because you’re a piece of shit, here are a bunch of medical workers being slutty..

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2021

02

Aug

Asia Argento Nude of the Day

Asia Argenta is the satanist who potentially killed Anthony Bourdain….and she’s posing naked for some old religious artwork, which you know is some sort of satanist symbolism….but that I don’t bother looking too far into.

She’s posting her old lady, overly tattooed, creepy as fuck ass naked, to remind you what an ass so good it kills a motherfucker, like Bourdain, who basically lived the best fucking life you could imagine…traveling the world, hanging with cool people locally, eating weird and next level foods, all paid for by evil CNN, I mean good fucking deal…but when a demon convinces you to jerk off with your bathrobe around your neck for masturbation purposes to provide the body for Epstein’s hanging death, you know it’s all part of a master plan…

The story they are saying pushed him to kill himself, was that she mind fucked him so hard, that he saw paparazzi pics of her with another dude and it was too much for him to handle, which is pretty humiliating, because if you kill yourself over a bitch, especially an old weathered spoiled rich kid bitch, when there are so many bitches out there, your’e a fucking loser….

I don’t care how good you think her ass is, there are plenty asses as good, or better, that aren’t old as shit, who don’t try to mind fuck you to death….and the fact it worked on that guy is just fucking crazy, assuming he didn’t fake his death, which is always possible, I don’t believe anything.

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2021

02

Aug

Anne Winters Pussy Print of the Day

Anne Winters is one of the hottest young celebs out there that no one gives a fuck about, because everyone is distracted by useless social media idiots, or maybe they’re more distracted with being outraged that certain groups are making fun of the concept of pregnant men, because it is a little too woke, or what they call woke, not what I call woke….or maybe, just maybe, people are too busy trying to get themselves famous, worrying about their selfies, than bothering with other people out there doing it better, cuz that’s just a downer.

I know that I saw two fat chicks doing a photoshoot in public like they were hot chicks, they spent a solid hour trying to capture the shot, and I just thought to myself “what a waste of fucking time”….meanwhile I didn’t capture a shot for my social media, because I prefer spending my time doing meaningless shit, by not actually working…my meaningless shit is staring at a wall, theirs is capturing a selfie for their IG…even though they are fat and ugly….I win at meaningless…plus I have this site that over 1,000,000 people visit every month and I’m not even bothering capturing a pic for all of you….which may be a testament to being a failure, but at least I am not failing while actually trying….and in not trying I’m able to have the time and energy to know who Anne Winters is…

From 13 Reasons Why, the teen suicide show, to whatever the fuck she’s on now, the girl posts hot bikini content on the regular and this one’s ideal cuz I can stare at her pussy, which is my favorite place to look on these bikini wearing whores…cuz I’m still into pussy, not men who pretend their penis is a pussy.

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2021

02

Aug

Alison Brie Bikini Tits of the Day

I don’t know if Alison Brie’s had is a reference to the ginger lesbian of Sex and the City, but I like to think it has to do with her being a “Lin Manuel Miranda” the source of some of the worst overhyped entertainment around, I hear that he made 100s of millions of dollars selling the right to that Hamilton shit, that’s just fucking nuts….

Are there other Mirandas she could be referring to? Or are you over the hat or trying to understand her subliminal messages, because the 40 year old wife of James Franco’s brother Dave, knows how to be an instagram slut with her big tits glistening in her bikini….all tanned and lovely.

I don’t think I’ve ever really been too hyped on Alison Brie, but I’ll take a shameless bikini selfie for likes and follows like some low level influencer looking for likes and follows because as Hollywood drowns, they are tyring to make their own people, replace the random self starter who wants internet fame, because they can’t control those people, or make money off those people, because the powers that be like maintaining power, controlling who wins, deciding who wins, and using whoever wins to push their lies because they know they’re at risk of losing their powers that be if the middle of the roads they don’t control get power….nice TITS though.

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2021

02

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

As much as I don’t appreciate pregnancy, or breeding as a whole, which I like to think is the best form of population control, not vaccinations….

I watched Idiocracy for the first time a few weeks ago, which is on the Disney App, which I thought was interesting since Disney owns the media and pushes the evil agenda, but the whole premise of that movie is about how smart people don’t bother reproducing because the world is so fucked, and the retard idiots or the descendants of the retard idiots who breed end up making up the entire population….right now we’re probably only at around 65% of the population being the descendants of idiots who don’t know they are the idiots, because self awareness involves not being an idiot….assuming the vaccine numbers are actually at 65%…

Anyway, these girls will use anything to get attention, even sexualizing that they’ve bred, that they lactate, because we’re all a bunch of mindless shill retards jerking off….but I wonder if these are the same girls in the “Free the Nipple” movement, who have been arguing that lactation fetish pics for social media isn’t porn….because it seems to be a conflict if it is.

Anyway, they say the vaccine is going to make people infertile, maybe not with these two doses, but after dose 10, 12, 40 to stay alive it may be…because they want to breed people in labs not in family units, not even broken family units…so TAKE in the lactation while you can…eventually the TITS will dry up, or the men will be jacked with so much estrogen in their diets, air, water, that they’ll be the ones breast feeding, which will not be as hot.

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2021

02

Aug

Lightning Crashes – a Young Girl’s Hair Stands on Edge and Other Videos of the Day

Storm Takes Out Trampoline

Ultimate Tan Line

Idiot Fence Jumper

Moose at the Pool

Dude prevents Terrorist

Dude Evades the Police

Stage Win!

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2021

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Did you spend your weekend fully immersed in the news, wondering what the fuck is going on in the world, or are you more on the ignorant and distracted side now that things are opening up, so you’re taking advantage of your temporary freedom before they lock you up again, the freedom you should always have, since the government is supposed to work for you, I mean your taxes that are probably illegal, but people were complicit fucks and allowed it to be normalized, like it was a tranny in the Olympics who couldn’t even WIN….what a loser….but not as big of a loser as all of us going along with this retard politicized control shit….so we can go back to being human again…

Did you spend your weekend fighting with your VAXXER friends you’re trying to avoid because you know they shed spike proteins and could make you sick, while they tell you that you’re making them sick, even though no one is sick? As they wish you dead for some bullshit conceptual ideas the media is telling them, about how you’re a bad dude….because they are the suckers falling for the bullshit and they’ll be the people who blame the anti-vaxxer for all the vaxxers dying off in the fall…when really it’s got nothing to do with them….but GET A PASSPORT IN PLACE SO YOU KNOW THE GOOD GUYS vs the BAD GUYS….because we’re not all the same slave class.. the bullshit variant they’ll pass the blame onto with the anti-vaxxers because they’ll never admit the vaccine makes people sick….

Or did you do like me and head to the park to stare at tits and ass in various tight outfits, bike shorts, leggings, crop tops, thong bikinis….because I am sure I saw at least 12 assholes, or at least the definition, relief map, of the asshole.

Because in a world you can’t control, that is trying to control you, do what is important, get drunk and stare at the sluts, because some of the bodies out there are on another level and I am all for mentally masturbating to them the way nature intended for losers who can’t get laid to seduce the ladies and be romantic…you know cumming your pants while staring into their assholes….

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