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2021

Jul

Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

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The future may seem bleak, but I am not really a doomsdayer and I don’t really fucking care, we’re all going to die anyway, the future is technically always bleak…because it always ends with DEATH…

Josephine Skriver is from the future, like all you people into experimental medical treatments, she’s a fucking experiment that’s worked..

I know people don’t believe that there’s technology beyond what we are already exposed to, but keep in mind the Sheep Dolly was cloned in 1996, don’t you think they’ve gone onto crazier advancements in genetics that you don’t know about because of obvious ethical concerns…you can’t just clone people out in the open, it’s gotta be done secretively…the living and breathing TWITTER BOT…

Then there”s the whole technology to control weather, that if you tell someone about they’ll think you’re an Alex Jones…but back in the BEIJING Olympics, they were shooting rockets into the sky to move the smog..that was in 2008…

Think about where the iphone was at in 2008, I think it was only launched mid 2007….OH HOW FAR WE HAVE COME….

Then there’s recent stories of UAE creating RAIN….or Military ships creating Earthquakes…NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.

So this experiment was one in designer genetics, created in a lab, with a gay marine biologist dad’s sperm and a lesbian’s egg, in what I’d think wasn’t two people coming together to make babies, but rather two people coming together for science…

And in this case, science fucking won, all women should be genetically modified like CORN, because look at this fucking specimen….not dead of CANCER yet….so it worked….and look at her genetically modified ass…it’s AMAZING….

I guess she’s a bit of a cheater, since she was made in a test tube while the other girls relied on traditional genetics, but that’s ok, if the tech exists, why not use it to control the minds of the masses…and to keep the powers that be in charge…

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2021

Jul

J.Lo Face Down Ass Up of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to 50 year old bitches pretending to be 25 year old influencer bitches in their bikinis on boats, if anything i find it disgusting…

I understand the J.Lo is a vapid and vain pile of bullshit, and her career is a lot of fucking media manipulation, which got her to this point.

I also understand that I was not a J.Lo fan when she was at her hottest, back when she was exploiting the whole Latin trend, because she was hispanic, she just didn’t speak the language and probably had no real ties to the culture, but if it’s for money, for fame, for her narcissism, she’s all for it…

I don’t care that she’s getting fucked by some alcoholic cuck who I am sure didn’t write Good Will Hunting, but that got to the A-List riding off of that, they are just two fucking lying and manipulative evil media fodder used as a distraction…luckily no one really cares, except a bunch of older ladies who hate their lives…

You may find an old bitch, who is edited, photoshopped, filtered, fillered, filled, in her bikini playing “hot chick”….hot or not…remember…her pussy is granny aged and you can’t really fake that shit as well as bikini pics…

What I am saying is, bikini or not, I am disgusted by her menopause…

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2021

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I rant about this vaccine shit, because I’ve seen the fucking lies consistently being spread and I see the people who claim to be woke, sleepily comply with all the restrictions, and I see the negative impact that it has on society to be a bunch of shut in freaks who are scared of living…

I also have been a critic of big tech, the tracking, the manipulation of the minds of the people, who don’t realize they are being manipulated, because they come from generations of middle of the road half retards who live their simple lives of work, pay taxes, buy shit they don’t need, have kids, who go onto do the same thing…

I don’t trust corporations or government, and when everything we assumed about covid turns out to be true…that the whole idea that it was never about the virus and always about the vaccine…and that the people funding this shit have publicly told us their plan to control the population…you have to step back and say “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON”…

Now I am not mad at people for going along with the experimental vaccine, I am mad that they are blaming the people who don’t trust it, for the lockdown measures, instead of those imposing the measures..

I don’t know about you, but when you file your taxes, do you say, This government’s looking out for me..

When you see people like Biden and Fauci and Pelosi and other career “Public servants” in their 100 million dollar or more fortunes, despite being public servants, you don’t ask yourself where your tax money is going, or who they actually work for?

When the super rich get richer with the Pandemic, and the only people being devastated are the middle class business owners…you gotta say “WHAT THE FUCK”…

Then when you learn that the virus was made in a lab, but the same people issuing the lockdown measures, the masking, the Vaccines, you should wonder why that is allowed, or why the people aren’t outraged, but instead divert their anger to those who don’t go along with it.

When the PCR tests can’t differentiate between COVID and INFLUENZA, when the science of the PCR tests basically have the ability to find COVID or ANY VIRUS on anything because they magnify the sample to that level….meaning 70% of cases they reported to scare you were never actually cases…you gotta say this is fucking crazy…

But then when they say they want digital vaccine passports, reminiscent of every sci/fi movie they’ve prepped us with, you gotta put your fucking foot down, maybe even throw out your smart phone, because that’s crazy….

So whether you’re pro vax, pro government, pro lockdowns, pro masks, or not…I assume you’re not, because I’ve been ranting on this shit for a year and I’ve been pretty fucking clear what side of the conversation I am on….you have to say…what the fuck.

Forcing people to get medicine that’s not proven to work, is crazy…..and enforcing passports for them to live a normal life…crazy..

Fear mongering with less deadly variants that I don’t even believe they isolate or test for and today saying a new variant will kill 1 in 3 people, probably to preemptively blame the variant not the vaccine….we’ll see what happens…

So get the shot, or don’t….but don’t force people who don’t to go along with that INSANE fucking ask….

When we really should be collectively working on getting On/Off passports implemented, because I want to know every girl I see clothed…naked…

You know, I went outside for 5 minutes, saw 5-10 women, wanted to see all of them naked, but didn’t…

That should be the ONLY crime against humanity out there…

So whatever is going on in society is pretty fucking weird, but I am all for being distracted by the on/offs.

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2021

Jul

Dua Lipa Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa who I like to think was created in a fucking lab, back in Bosnia, before being released in the UK like she was RITA ORA where she developed some singing career, before being sent to America to be a huge fucking star….

But her origin story isn’t one of being created by the industry, but rather of being a bad girl the industry didn’t want, you know you can’t have success without failures, even when you’re 19 years old…I guess..

So she claims she was too fat to model for some shitty hip fashion website, so she said “Fuck Ya’ll” and went to YOUTUBE to do cover songs before getting a follow, singed, and now lives that rich as shit celebrity life with the penis she puts inside her, who could be a handler but is likely also handled…since he’s a HADID.

In this video, she is jumping off boats, like fancy people who don’t get COVID, because it’s not a PANDEMIC to the rich, they’re all way fucking richer, which should remind you stop complying like the slave class you are, becuase there’s more to life out there for you than being one of their shills…

In this video, her ass looks amazing…I guess she’s been working out, or maybe it’s one of her clones, for when they need hot content and not “I was a plus sized model” content…depending on how they chose to hose us with manipulative propaganda….

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2021

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Women seem to cry the whole “Men are the devil”, “down with the patriarchy”, “men are the reason we can’t get paid fairly”…”STOP SEXUALIZING US”….so you’d think things like fishnets, which on a metaphorical level could represent being a fishy pussy caught in a trap and enslaved by the captor before being killed off and eaten…but instead it’s an opportunity to try to get dudes to subscribe to their only fans, or even just jerk off to them, to feel like they matter….because behind all the victim bullshit…is some conniving and manipulative masterminds…

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2021

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Loves Cake Farts of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may be some iconic young man fucking middle aged woman who still has a hot enough body and celebrity to lure in the young cock that can keep up with her insatiable sex appetite because she’s not a very busy rich person, so why not get fucked all day….she’s gone through a handful of under 25 year olds like a sugar daddy headed to Art Basel or St Barths or Cannes or wherever the trending instagram even is….

She recently made news for not seeing her daughter for a year and a half because they are fucking pussies scared of the “virus” that didn’t have a high enough death rate to be scared of…I mean even if you lived in an old folks home you probably shouldn’t bother being scared of it because you lived a good enough life and you gotta get taken out by something….

She’s the old fuck who managed to keep a hot body and this is her bikini pic from afar, I guess at a certain point even a hot old lady starts looking old and pics are better from 100 feet away….but her fans still love her..

She’s also showing her age with her CAKE FART balloons, for anyone who remembers 2008 when Cake Fart happened, back when Beckinsale was probably 45 and still hot cuz she’s a vampire like that…you may appreciate it.

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2021

Jul

Josie Canseco Knows How to Fuck in The Car

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Josie Canseco’s face is doing some weirdness in this picture, I wonder if this is what she actually looks like, you never know with the lies of social media, because these people can be as hot as they want to be, filters and photoshop, face injections and facials…the perverted kind preferably…

Lucky for her, she’s rich as shit thanks to her dad Jose, but more importantly, she’s inherited some of his CUBAN COMMUNIST athleticism, assuming she’s not hopped up on steroids, but like a crack baby, not knowing they are craving crack when they become adult, you never fucking know….

Anyway, the fit body, showing off her fit flexbility, in a position she’d be easy to fuck in, where she’d likely be eating a donut and making that same weird face, with her socks on, as you finish, because you’re not that fucking eventful….or even noticeable you creepy fuck.

Here she was at a party last night…

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2021

Jul

Christina Aguilera Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I am old, so you can’t post a Britney Titty content without posting an Aguilera titty content, because those were the glory days in shitty pop music, where these two stars were the biggest names….it’s the kind of celebrity distraction, rivalry, storyline that hasn’t happened since…everyone is now a fucking cuck into influencers or TikTok losers when not jerking off on webcam for their fans.

Point being, it was simpler times and in those times I always sided for Aguilera….even though her music was shitty, her singing annoying, but her content rolling around in the mud for DIRTY was on fucking point….

She got the fake tits, wasn’t fat yet, and the whole thing was glorious….I even made a bet with a friend that I would fuck her in my lifetime, a bet that is long dead, but a challenge that I still believe could be won, just as soon as she ends up in a nursing home I casually get a job at so that I can stick it in while changing her diapers….the only issue is I am a good 10-15 years older than her, broke, unhealthy, an alcoholic…and even thinking there’s a chance of fucking her, even at the old folks home level, is probably early onslaught dementia…sad by true.

I will likely never fuck Aguilera….but I can look at her tits and remember the good days when she was not fat.

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2021

Jul

Ashley Graham Got Fatter of the Day

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Fat girl gets pregnant, no one notices, so fat girl needs to make a point of it, otherwise fat girl will know that people will just assume she got fatter, because that’s sort of the only reason she exists…she’s the equivalent of someone figuring out that people out there have a a feeder fetish and since they are fat and like to eat…can get paid…or even fucked….because there was a time fat chicks couldn’t really get laid unless it was a one night stand or secret….

Only instead of her feeder fetish being strictly a sexual thing, she realized that corporate America had a feeder fetish and needed fat pigs to sell their merchandise and made millions because of it….crazy…fatty got paid all for being fat…what a weird world..

Anyway, she’s disgustingly pregnant and like other pregnant girls she’s posting nudes, I don’t get why they do that shit, and since she’s pregnant, her obesity and terrible fat empowerment messaging AMERICA doesn’t need to hear because FAT FUCKING KILLS…stop glamorizing it you SICK PERVERTS….so it’s ok…

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2021

Jul

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some low level female rapper who not only mooches off “blackness” to get ahead…not that she’s really got ahead…but America as a whole is one giant suburban mind and in the suburbs the white kids speak like hip hop videos, it’s fake as fuck, but who cares. Even Drake tries to speak like a rapper, despite being a coddled rich kid from Canada….with no reason to speak like that except by pretending his Southern musician dad his mom Groupied in a night of being wild after a concert back in the early 80s….was a huge influence on him…but at least his dad is black…

Anyway, this Orange County girl, which is a county full of fucking racist rich white people pretends to be a hip hop star, when really she was just a bit character on an MTV show, and now she walks around with her ZOMBIE looking friend, like WHAT IS THAT THING….TITS OUT…BECAUSE THAT’S THE STYLE ….when you are CRYING for attention after 10 years of trying still haven’t paid off….instead of realizing you aint shit…they go the porno route….not that this is official porno…but it’s tits.

What a try hard loser…

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