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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hi, My name is Jesus Martinez and I am an alcoholic, which is pretty fucking boring, because there’s nothing I hate more than people who advertise how drunk they are, sure, there was a time in my 20s when I wanted to travel the world videotaping my drunken misadventures, which would have definitely been a little on the bro side of “I’m fucking wasted”….but there’s nothing I hate more than seeing social media content of people saying how “fucking wasted” they are….real drunks do everything to pretend they aren’t wasted when they are wasted…so all these frat boy fucks with their “I’m so wasted” antics is the worst…

No wait, I do hate something more than that….I just saw an obese 40 year old looking woman driving her Tesla, bitch almost ran me down when I was crossing the street, and she was wearing a fucking mask….you know there’s NO way that bitch isn’t vaccinated, yet she’s driving her scam of a car, all expensive and shit, with the guise of “saving the world” while lining some scam of a man’s pockets…in a FUCKING mask, that’s been proven to NOT work by the same people who created the virus and vaccines….and YOU know she’s vaccinated on top of that…when really all this bitch should be doing is riding her damn bike to lower her carbon footprint while losing some of that fat that’s going to kill her….but that would require effort, it’s way easier to be a lazy fuck about it….

Here are some Morning Hangover Links…..

Dolly Wears her Playboy Outfit for her Husband of 57 Years
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Slutty Skeet Shooter Gets Kicked Out of Olympics for COVID
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This Would be a Weird Thing to Jack Off To
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The Idiots Who Died Swinging Over a Cliff
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Man Gets Punched by Shrimp
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The Dissolving Shorts Prank that has Gone Viral
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131 Meter Russian Free Dive….World Record Breaking and Insane
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Hot Polish Model in Frog Butt
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Dude Surfs on some Weird Ass inflatable Vest
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Dude Throws a Duck in on a Woman Sleeping in a Bag
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I Love Cam Girls
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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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How small of a dick does a motherfucker need to have to build his spaceship to look like a giant dick…that’s taking old guy in expensive convertible blasting techno for the youngings “hello, fellow young people, let’s fuck, I’ll finance your life” to the next level….he even called it the BLUE ORGAN…The biggest dick to ever enter space…

That said, how much weight can the earth handle before falling out of space?

More importantly, the politicizing of the vaccine is idiotic and the campaigns to aggressively push people to get vaccine is crazy…because the government has never wanted us healthy…so it’s a little confusing….they’ve never run lotteries, worked with influencers and celebrities, campaigned the media, I think they spent 13 million a month locally on ads, made it mandatory for anyone out there to lose weight…people should be forced to be a certain size….if we can learn anything from this pandemic, is that we should use these measures to kill things like obesity…the women will be hotter, the lives will be better, but the medication that is used to treat all the obesity related ailments….like heart disease…the actual number 1 killer…will no longer be needed…what will BIG PHARMA DO…

I don’t care if you vaxx or say fuck that noise, it’s not a political thing, it’s a matter of personal preference, your own specific risk, or risk aversion, and the whole idea that we should be divided as a people over medicine and health issues is pretty fucking weak….especially since COVID wasn’t really that bad of a pandemic so far…it wasn’t even hollywood level dramatics……but I do know the people who died had of COVID had something like 60-75% pre-existing / obesity related issues…meaning you should GET FIT….so where’s that weight loss Lottery?

I just read some other MISINFORMATION we’ve been told regarding DOGS….basically they have told us to never feed our dog’s human food, table scraps, etc….because it will kill them….HUMAN foods that we eat will damage our dogs, when dried up crap made in China won’t….it never made sense to me….and I always assumed it was BIG ANIMAL FOOD propaganda…well apparently somebody studied the effects of human food on dogs and the dogs are healthier…SURPRISING…

That is why you should USE your brain you retards all filled with cum, anger with access to too many tits….every thing is bullshit and we’re the fucking idiots…

Behind the Scenes with Amazing Irina Shayk
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Rihanna Gets the Money Shot in her Lingerie
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Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship Knockouts Girl Amber Fields Unzips Her Skimpy One Piece
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Braless Aubrey Plaza Walking
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Dua Lipa’s Leg Show
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Hot THONG at the Country Show
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Hailey Beiber – Not Pregnant
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Sleeping with a Duck Prank
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Lais Ribeiro in Sports Illustrated
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Kylie Jenner in a Gold Bikini
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Jordyn Jones and her Friend in Thongs
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Kristin Cavallari Goes Suns Out, Buns Out in Florida
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Ducklings Against a Flight of Stairs
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Your Olympic Viewing Guide
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Weird Surf Clip
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Young Deer Gets Caught on Film and Changes his Walk, It Made me Happy to See
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Things are Getting Hot for Caylee Cowan
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Jackass Forever Trailer
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Britney Spears Spotted with an Engagement Ring
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Christian Themed Pole Dance
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Car Blocks Traffic, Gets Cement Wash
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German Floods
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Bella Hadid on a Balcony Being Fancy
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Bre Tiesi is Returning to Her Roots, Tristan Thompson and Khloe Spotted Together and Cam CLICK HERE

10 Celebs Worth 500 Million Dollars
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Owen the Horse Knows When it is Breakfast
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Woman Faints Watching Friend Get Piercing
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Instant Regret
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The World’s Roundest Animals
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Clerks 3 is Headed to Production
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Wild Dogs Feeding their Puppies
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Ambulance at the Right Place / Right Time
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Jumping Into Pants Fail
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Eva Amurri’s Hot Swimsuit!
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Kat Dennings Big Cleavage
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Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini by the Pool
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Mets Broadcasters Absolutely Trash Skyline Chili
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The World’s Most Expensive Sandwich
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Golden Retriever Shows Anger then Gives a Smile
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The Hunter is the Hunted
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Gabbie the Racy TikTok Star
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Norway’s Beach Handball Team Fined for Wearing Shorts Instead of Bikini Bottoms
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Four Year Old Gets a Hole in One
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Pilot Steps Out of Plane to Check Fuel
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Amateur Model in Rome Posing
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Tom Brady Jokes with Biden
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Getting Ready with Sydney Sweeney!
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Manage Your Stress with Moon Juice
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Shay Mitchell in a Tube Tank
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Cindy Crawford in Mom Jeans
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Chantel Jeffreis in a Slutty Tank Top
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Ambrosio in Fitness Pants
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Rita Ora’s Cleavage for Dinner
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Sucki Wterhouse in a Slutty Enough Dress
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Kesha in a Tight Dress
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Bella Hadid in a Tight T-shirt
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Sports Illustrated Swim 2021
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Vogue Williams Legs
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Sarai Rollis in a Tight Top
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Sistine Stallone Hard Face
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Kate Moss Sold Her Soul to the Devil
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The Willis Sisters in a Swim Campaign
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From stepSMUT!!

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Water Bottle Fucker
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Multi Tasking in the Kitchen
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Hot Reddit Amateur Tits
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Big Tits Use the Dildo
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Taco Tuesday!
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Marker Fucker
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Fixing the Pussy
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Butt Holes
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Amateur Fuck
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The Sound of Love
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Pressure Washing the Patio
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Fucking the Garden Gnome
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Applying Sunscreen
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Exhibitionist Milf at the Car Dealership
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36 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dress to Dildo
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Skinny Dipping
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College Grad Goes Commando
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Big Wetness
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Masturbating with a Dildo
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Helping Wife with Dildo
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Ashley Tervort Big Boobs!
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Fishnet Feet Fuck the Dildo
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Bath Guard Breanna Sparks and Kendra Sunderland
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Self Fister
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Stella Cox Tits
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BFFs
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Carol Q and her Tits
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Girl and her Pink Hair Fuck a Dildo
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Hot Nude Model Naked
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Wall Dildo
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Asphyxiating Herself on the Toilet Weirdness
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Squirting on the Dildo
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2021

Jul

Nina Dobrev Nip Slip of the Day

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Nina Dobrev’s showing off her decent sized Eastern European tit in her weird fucking dress…and there is some VISIBLE nipple, because as an Eastern European mail order bride, who got to skip the mail order part, thank to Canadian immigration laws, Canadian casting couches, and American production companies casting her, so that her sex work is less obvious than being featured in a catalog sent to lonely americans looking for a wife….like they were all those years ago…instead she can use those acting skills to pretend she’s of the utmost quality and that any and all billionaires would be lucky to get her riding them like they were being used in an elaborate escape plan from their WORK CAMPS, because the setting may have changed for her, the circumstances may have changed for her, but her Snowboard Billionaire can show her pics of WAR TORN Eastern Europe and threaten to send her back anytime she’s out of line, as if she was a mail order bride…you know whores come at all socio economic levels…

In conclusion, she’s kind of hot, probably because she looks her age and not like some kind of muppet, but also because she’s got tits I wasn’t aware of because I don’t care about any of this nonsense, but I am glad her titty’s poking out, just not very glad, since i don’t care about this nonsense, but a titty out is a good look.

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2021

Jul

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is bringing you some obnoxious bikini selfie, not because it’s terrible, I mean she is the hottest of the Kardashians, so if we have to look at any of them, it might was well should be the skinny one with the solid ratio, even if she’s in front of her gold bath-tub because she’s a FANCY pussy, even though FANCY pussy can smell like dead animal, feces and sea creatures as much as broke ass pussy….just because it can afford the tonics and perfumes or gets gifted them…doesn’t make a bitch any less rank…if anything, the rich girls are the lazy ones, who are the more rank, NOT that I’ve ever hated rank pussy, I think it adds flavor, I’m just saying rich or not, it doesn’t make her hotter or more interesting, it may just make her hotter cuz she has a team of digital retouchers and plastic surgeons who cut off her dad’s dick and shaped it into a pussy.

I think the Kardashian Jenners have been a sign of the fall of society for the 10-15 years they’ve been around, and I find it hilarious that people buy into them or follow them like they matter, but I am not shocked by it or really that amazed, since most people are dumbed down idiots who just do what they are told….the crowds may make people rich as they accumulate the support of the masses….I think its’ called CRITICAL MASS OR THE TiPPING POINT….BUT that doesn’t mean the crowds know what the fuck they are doing because the second something better happens, their loyalty to pieces of shit like this will disappear….and for whatever reason, it just hasn’t yet….BUT I fucking hope it does….

Not that I mind her bikini selfies, I mean she’s got a good body, it’s just too much hype, too much affiliation to evil, and I truly believe this family are a national threat and have done irreversible damage to a generation….but check out her tiny titty tuesday tan line in the smut she creates…not bad.

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2021

Jul

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I am well aware that Science has let everyone down, that math is racist so that people aren’t taught math so they can’t analyze numbers and are forced to believe what they are told, no matter how corrupt it is…

I am well aware that big pharma has basically destroyed the medical industry by paying for the med schools, by paying off the doctors, by bribing people to basically push their fucking agenda….even when there’s countless health and wellness mechanisms people can take to survive and even thrive…medication is actually fucking poison…but GIVE IT TO EVERYONE….

I am personally against all pharmaceuticals and the medical industry for a few reasons, mainly being prescribed anti-depressants 2-3 times over the last 25 years without even having some crazy episode where they caught me rubbing my feces on parked cars…they prescribed that shit for NO reason and I was like “You want me on uppers during the day and downers at night”…that’s fucking crazy….that’s where I lost my trust, but there’s countless stories of people I know dying because the medical industry doesn’t give a fuck about saving people…they just want everyone on pills…daily…to survive….that’s why they feed us fast food and junk food with no value or health benefits instead of real food…they have been poisoning us….

So in not believing the science, or what they tell us is science, since it is all corruption and lies, I still believe this study….THE RATIO….

Which is that girls with a thinner waist and bigger hips is more attractive to men probably at an animalistic level that you’ve lost touch with as you’ve become a CUCK for a man, instead of a man fighting for survival….

But you’re coded to be more attracted to hips, it is what makes women womanly…you know…so get these girls with RATIOS before they turn all people into hybrid genders and we lose that WOMAN form….

I support THE SCIENCE when it isn’t lying to me or when it makes actual sense….

The RATIO makes actual sense…and it’s why girls are photoshopping themselves to have the ratio, or why the Kardashians get their ribs removed to seemingly have ratio, cuz they don’t have much else, besides a ton of fucking money…

Here are girls showing off the RATIO.

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2021

Jul

Kaia Gerber Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is in some TV series for the streamers now, because of course she is….acting requires no talent so why not get into it thanks to all your important connections you have because your mom is Cindy Crawford and your dad was the caterer of the stars, you know the hostest with the mostest who owned restuarants for the rich and famous before becoming a Tequila billionaire with George Clooney….

I don’t trust any of these celebrities and I think that Kaia Gerber’s probably had more than just this lesbian experience because in being the hostest with the mostest, using your kids as part of the entertainment is probable…you know RICH PEOPLE DO WEIRD THINGS.

I don’t know how much weirdness Kaia’s seen or been involved in,

I just know that she was hanging out with lesbian Cara Delevingne, I know her brother’s a fucking drug addict weirdo from being a rich kid, which is always funny to me…like being a rich kid dude is the ultimate way to get hot pussy….

Plus she’s been thrown into modeling at 14 or younger despite not needing to, because the model jobs would have been waiting for her when she was 18….plus her family has so much money she doesn’t need to work as a shitty model for brands…she could do actual meaningful things…but her generation thinks being a prop in marketing for big brands is the END GOAL…and that alone is as empty as you’d expect…

But yeah, she acts and does girl on girl kissing, even though the agenda has made all girls her age genderless, fuck everything, perverts….BLAME porn…but it’s probably deeper than that.

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2021

Jul

Dove Cameron Tit of the Day

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Dove Cameron nipple didn’t make the cut on this picture which is a little tragic, I mean probably not as tragic as Dove Cameron’s existence in becoming a puppet to the industry, one that involved changing her identity, creating a persona, killing off her boyfriend and her gay father, only to leave her weird, alone, controlled with someone to drive her to all her face injection appoitments because ALL WOMEN MUST LOOK LIKE KARDASHIANS…

I don’t know much about her, I just feel creeped out every picture that I’ve seen, it’s like she’s got no soul, but I’d argue that no one has a soul anymore, all these kids on all their pills, recreationally turning themselves into zombies, not enlightened and interesting activists, just a pile of degenerate fucks…

Anyway, I don’t really know hy the nipple would be edited out, are they trying to keep her G-Rated for the youth, because you know if they told her to stick a hamster in her ass like she was gifted Richard Gere’s habitrail….she’d do it…that’s all part of the program….

What I am trying to say is that we don’t need “X” like some straight edge losers at a punk show, we need it removed….but I guess they like censoring the truth, those evil doers who run the world….

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2021

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Tits of the Day

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I posted a Vanessa Hudgens bikini selfie yesterday, because I am so on the ball, even though I basically took the day off yesterday, the site makes no money and I am an idiot for bothering to update, my thoughts are better used off the internet.

In my post on her bikini selfie, I called her a puppet because she is one, that’s how Disney trains their young stars to carry the evil Disney initiatives whatever they be, wherever these starlets may go…it’s a scam!

I assume that last year, when the Pandemic hit, they knew it was coming and they told Hudgens they needed her to distract….maybe they said “wanna make money, get on the social media kick, push our agenda, and inspire other girls to post bikini selfies, THAT IS ALL IT TAKES, slutty content is ALL IT TAKES to get big on social media, distract the public with slutty content”….and the more hype she got, the more more high paid jobs for her and everyone else with their hands in her pocket….because social media talent is not having talent, it’s just looking good half naked..and a lot of hype.

Anyway, in keeping up with her thirttraps to keep the public dumb, to excite us with her weirdly big tits, she’s now having the year of her life….and it’s all so fucking basic of a tactic…

In other news, she posts slutty workout content also, which is a cornerstone of the low level smutty instagram content people are being brainwashed and distracted by…

Here is her ass in leggings working out

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2021

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Small breasts are not like small penises, you know, useless…because having an innie penis is pretty humiliating, something to be shy of, even if you take ownership of it in a self deprecating way by telling everyone you meet how small your dick is, which can end up as a tactic to get laid because you’ve sold the small penis well enough for women to want to test it out to see how small it really is, until realizing it’s really fucking small….

Small breasts are not like small penises because they don’t miss out on functionality, meaning, a small dick is useless in a bunch of positions a bitch may like, leaving her unsatisfied and although being fine for anal, even the gays want nothing to do with small penis, leaving you alone to your own chronic masturbating devices….and even when the women say it’s ok, that they aren’t size queens, you know they wish you had a bigger dick….

Small breasts aren’t less functional, less attractive to look at, not even less fun to cum on, so all this small tit propaganda that small tits are bad, that small tits should be killed by cutting them open and putting ziploc sandwich bags full of salt water or gel is the answer, because some losers in your elementary school who hadn’t hit puberty yet, called you FLATTY FLATTY 2×4…or other creative small breast jokes…that these women carry into adulthood…thinking their tits don’t matter, are irrelevant, and are ugly for not being big…

Yes, big tits are fun to look at, stare at, play with, but small tits can be as fun, they still have all the key parts….

So I like to showcase small breasts, for small breasts out there to know it’s ok, to know that although smaller, that doesn’t mean they are subpar or useless, cuz we are men and can find a use for all small tits we meet….

So empower small tits instead of fat chicks. Thanks.

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2021

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord Fucks of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is the Southern Peach who has recently come out as having multiple personality disorder, which is some weirdness that probably develops from severe trauma, so I’m not sure what went down in either her youth back in Atlanta, maybe a creepy bus driver or family friend, I just know that all these years later, she’s a mental case…and if you know anything about mental cases…they are the best fucks because they don’t have inhibitions, since they don’t even know who the fuck they are, which is why I have an affinity for fucking homeless crackheads I meet at bus stops talking to themselves….you know “that’s how I know they’re a good one”….

What I appreciate about AnnaLynne McCord is that she was basically the RITA ORA of actresses, she got one job and that was it, bitch took that celebrity and access seriously, brought her entire family and together attended every event possible, so much that she didn’t need to ever act again…not that her work on 90210 can legally be called acting…..not that I’ve seen her work on 90210 but I can imagine…

Apparently, she’s back, being used right, looking hot and tight bodied in a fuck scene, showing tit…small tit on TINY TIT TUESDAY…WHAT A GREAT use of a tight middle aged body…

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