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2021

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Jul

Malu Trevejo Braless of the Day

I don’t really know how relevant this girl is, but I have been in the park on more the one occasion where college kids are talking about her and I’m not even joking…both times, different people, were saying how her plastic surgery triggers them….but old timey me was like “who the fuck is Malu Trevejo”….I just assumed she was Danny Trejo’s daughter but I figured it out…you know like a real problem solver I figured out what they meant…I know what a genius…

Anyway, she’s a huge TikTok star for the very important skills that any mindless dancing monkey can pull off, but that for some reason we REWARD people for….CHASE THE VIEWS because we’ve decided anything with views, even shitty things with views are “good”…even when they aren’t…

I don’t know if she’s got the record deal, movie deals, brand deals, but she’s likely got the OnlyFans running, they all do, get those millions when it’s available….I get it because when society is strictly based on money and it is so easy to get when you get naked…get it… YOU TOO CAN BE A Kardashian…

She looks a little rugged, got her tits done when she turned 18, like a true hero you want your kids to idolize….right….

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2021

21

Jul

Lorena Rae Tennis Booty of the Day

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Lorena Rae is a German model that I’ve posted about before because I find her hot…

This is her on the tennis court, which I also find hot…I’m a big tennis pervert, the kind of guy you wouldn’t want at the country club watching the ladies round robin, because I’d be busy jacking off in the corner until being asked to leave….you know those tennis skirts are pornographic to me…plus I don’t think there’s any sport where girls look cuter than tennis…all other sports lack the mini skirts and the sexual grunts….and the panty flashes and the pussy sweat…

She’s showing a little of her ass, because you have to be cheeky to get seen and even those making money, want to be seen, it’s a never satisfied keep giving me more and more until I implode, because it’s a nice distraction from hating myself.

That’s not to say that hot model Lorena Rae hates herself, I don’t know her, it’s to say I fucking love that she’s jacked her tennis skirt up to show me her fit tennis ass cheek, the way the country clubs of yesteryear have frowned upon, but it’s porn world now, not clown world now….

I figure, since the Germans still control the world, we should bow down this goddess…but even if they didn’t…she’s still worth bowing down to…

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2021

21

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The pussy wedgie, for the pussy lover, or the trans pussy lover, since they make inserts for trans people to tuck their dicks into that have fat pussy lip mounds to give the really confusing illusion of there being a pussy up in there, when the rest of them is telling you another story, like that they are a Kardashian inspired sugar baby ready to suck dick for money, cuz everything is transactional in this world of everyone being a sex worker instead of someone who holds the sanctitude of sex, love and romance in high esteem…you heathens…

But yeah, I fucking love seeing cameltoes from every angle, in every outfit, at any time….bikinis, panties, fitness gear, I don’t care….the pussy definition is a magical thing that for whatever reason, girls have decided they love showing off…maybe it feels good…or maybe it feels good to be a little racy, provocative and arousing when they leave the house, like when they masturbate for money in the comfort of their home, but different!

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2021

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Jul

Rumer Willis Butthole on The Beach of the Day

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I don’t know if the vaccine is giving me prions disease from the spike proteins shedding, of it is just early onslaught dementia, but I do know that I am having a seriously time accepting that Rumer Willis is worth a fuck for reasons besides being Bruce and Demi’s daughter….but because she’s got a hot enough fuckable body…how did that happen…obviously instagram filters, fillers, fitness, rich person shit…

But you know even as the ugly duckling, she’s likely still a cunt, you know if you were to date her would be probably a horrible spoiled tyrant that makes you life hell, cuz she doesn’t know she’s a potato headed freak, she thinks she’s the famous daughter of famous people and she’s been trained to no listen to the haters, cuz they are just jealous….but you also know if you were to date her, the house and lifestyle would be that of the famous, and your kids together would get the best education even in a society that has flushed education down the toilet and traded it for social media selfies and screen time….

Basically, what I am saying is, Rumer Willis is worth a fuck and that’s hard for me to say cuz I know she’s the worst…

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2021

21

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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There are two arguments I’ve heard about weed being illegal and the main one is that weed was a black drug of choice, you know all those hepcat jazz musicians getting their reefer on, while white people were all exposed to REEFER MADNESS and told to DRINK their faces off, even if it led to bad decisions like driving over or into families, or maybe even beat their wives, since booze never ends well for anyone and I am saying that as a drunk…

So they love to say that weed being illegal was strictly a racist play, since everything is racist, but I’m more of a believer in the fact that weed grows like a weed, and thus can’t be patented or marketed unless heavily regulated and how can you regulate something you can grow in your backyard…it doesn’t make fiscal sense…they make more money policing weed…or having Big Pharma decide to patent a synthetic THC instead of just letting them smoke the good stuff…

These people are run by money….so whether weed being illegal to imprison black people to work in the prison system as modern slaves….or if it was illegal because it was a threat to big pharma cuz weed is medicinal…the reality is that the fact it was illegal is evidence that the government doesn’t give a fuck about you….and never did and never will…

If they do make it legal, it’s a manipulation tactic to distract you, because the real issue is that it was made illegal in the first place…don’t get excited when it becomes legal, that just means the governement’s got a way to tax it….be mad it was ever illegal in the first place….like they have the authority on our bodies…right? LOL….of course they do…they’re the government and we’re the idiots..

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2021

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Jul

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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It’s funny to see Kristin Cavallari at 40 or near 40 as a mom of 3 finding new life thanks to social media….because prior to social media…she was “Laguna Beach” cast member who thought she was too big to do “The Hills” and basically fell off while seeing all her friends or colleagues become really fucking famous….”The Hills” was a big show, I never saw an episode, but I was on the internet and saw it.

Anyway, she did what a barely famous, almost famous, was famous enough thanks to an MTV show would do, and that was marry someone rich, she chose an athlete, it’s a solid strategy to guarantee a lifestyle and it’s the low level basic mall brand girl’s dream…

Now that social media is everything, people only think in MEMES and headlines, while taking selfies, or staring at other people’s life…Cavallari has been able to get fans, followers, launch a direct to consumer brand to get those high margins without having to invest in retail locations….drop shit that shit….

So I think she probably feels like she’s at the top of her game, especially with her recent divorce, where she’s playing up the basic rich divorcee finding her pussy again, as she produces shitty bikini smut on the beach…but the good news is she’s skinny…

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2021

21

Jul

Lily Allen Bra of the Day

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Here’s some Lily ALlen in her underwear to give you perverts a fucking boner, assuming you can get off to a washed up pop star of 15 years ago who was never even that good, but for whatever reason went totally viral…she’s even put on her Michael Meyer’s face mask, on some Halloween shit because she knows at 40, you probably don’t want to see her Lily Allen face..

What I will say is that when she was famous she was portly, chubby thing with wonky tits, so her choosing fitness, hormone therapy, or amphetamines his proven to be a good choice, she’s looking skinny and fit and that’s the way middle aged women should look….yes, she’s got non-existent tits, but that just makes them more manageable and as a small titty endorser or ambassador, I think she’s looking better than ever, which defies science, but not really because she used to be fat and now she’s not, so now is better than then…

THAN THEN….in the same sentence back to back….did I just break some literary record? Do they call that WRITING stunts?

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2021

21

Jul

Paige Spiranic Bouncing Boobs of the Day

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Paige Spiranic is one of these instagram golfer babes I don’t post very often but who I know exists because she’s got monster tits…and I’m pretty convinced she’s not all that great of a Golfer, otherwise she’d be on the PGA, but maybe she’s better than the average dude, or can angle it enough to use it for instagram fame, since everything exists because of social media, and without social media, how would the propaganda machines manipulate your fucking minds, or how would these hot chicks get seen without having a team of people marketing them like hot chicks of the past had…

So I don’t know if she can golf, she’s far better than the Junior Executives I’ve known in my life who do golf, and whether she golfs or not doesn’t matter, cuz she’s got huge tits and that’s really all I care about, and I’m not even a big tit fetishists, I just know big tits when I see them, and I like them.

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2021

21

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I am a big fan of pussy…I think pussy is wonderful….not quite as wonderful as TRANS dudes getting their dicks turned into pussies…which is a real passion for pussy that I don’t have…which is weird because trannies fuck men, so you’d think they’re on the gay kick, being born a man and fucking man is gay, but it can’t be gay because if you bring up pussy to any gay people, they’ll start to gag because they literally find the pussy to be a panty monster coming to steal their souls, they far prefer shit filled man anus…

Anyway, pussy is wonderful, but wet spots are less wonderful, since pussies leak in all kinds of ways, not always good ways, and as gross as wet spots may be to look at, I’ll still stuff them in a tea pot and add boiling water for the best elixir ever…dirty pussy juice….I should market that…any investors?