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2021

13

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I am pretty repetitive on this shit, in part because I post tight pant galleries every week that no one gives a fuck about and there’s really not that much to say about tight pants, except that they are fucking everywhere…

For example, I was in a grocery store yesterday and some cunty old bitch in her diaper mask was in a pair of leggings, she was seriously in her fucking 70s and rocking that cameltoe as hard as she could, probably to feel something…anything…after a few kids, menopause and basically being on the brink of death…

I also saw another old lady, probably in her 50s or 60s in a pair of bike shorts on a park bench, so I posted up to see when she’d stand up to see just how big her pussy was…they say that the ears, nose and feet keep growing after death…or is it fingernails and hair that keep growing after death…I haven’t housed a dead prostitute’s body yet, so I don’t know….but I was curious to see if the pussy still grows after the sex appeal is dead…

So basically, tight pants aren’t for young and hot, it’s for everyone, and that’ not necessarily a good thing, but at the same time, tight pants are…so here’s a few girls in tight pants showing off their tight pants…because what the fuck else are they to do.

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2021

13

Jul

Bitchin Bubba Asks Strangers to Rate Their Boobs of the Day

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BITChIN BUBBA is some girl on REDDIT who posts flashing and public nudity content and I came across this one where she’s asking dudes on the beach to rate her and her friend’s boobs, which is something I will say doesn’t happen nearly enough in real life and when you factor in all the smut being produced on the daily on the internet is actually shocking….you’d think these girls weren’t just internet personas faking the exhibitionism for internet hype while being totally uninspiring, disappointing, unimpressive in real life….you know the hot stripper you got to fuck only to realize she couldn’t be bothered trying to fuck cuz they think they are too hot to bother riding…..maybe it’s because stripping gets them paid, so fucking for free feels like a rip off….you know cuz she feels she’s more valuable and will only put in effort when money is thrown at them….an unfortunate trend….but BITCHIN BUBBA changes that narrative….

This is the bio:

Forever not wearing a bra out in public. My husband films my adventures as I, along with tons of other gorgeous girls, get naked in random places. Hundreds of videos available on BralessForever.com.

Posted in:Videos

2021

13

Jul

Girl Does a Burp Laugh and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl VS Cart Narc

The Jeff Bezos Yacht is Ready for the Apocalypse

Dude Running Scams in the UK

Old Lady Takes Her Dog for a Swing

Hippie Looking Dude Lets Bear Out of Car

Roller Girl Fail

Angry Dog Breaks the Window Because of Mail Man

Dude Tries Saving his Sneakers

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2021

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Years ago, there was a glimpse that writing this site was going to lead to greatness, or at least a private jet, because some now big manager hit me up to write movies for him, he went onto do things like Harry Potter and some producer or exec at Comedy Central hit me up for some show ideas and I pitched the ultimate “Pickin’ Up”….which was basically a Jackass for Pick-Up artists, so I mapped this whole concept up because Pick Up Artists was a thing, and the rogue picking up of unsuspecting bitches….this was before the whole “Hook Up Culture”….

So today, I’ve figured out the spin-off, but since no one answers my emails and the Comedy Central dude I pitched is long gone and I don’t even remember his name because he’s the enemy, and the manager who went onto do Harry Potter only answers me to deny that he used to email me about whores he fucks, you know, in case I release the emails that he’ll pretend were doctored, because who would believe a fat 50 year old blogger from Canada…I mean who even has a blog anymore…not even TEEN girls of yesteryear who dominated the format….

But that spin-off show which we can still call “Pickin Up”…will be planting hot trans girls in settings to be picked up, only to get picked up and not divulge their trans status, to film what happens after they hook up and dude realizes he just fucked inverted balls.

That’s the elevator pitch, so if you know any hollywood execs or if you are one, which you’re not, since no one reads this site, I am putting this idea out there, because it’s a good one, a relevant one, a timely one, the social experiment that needs to be done….and it doesn’t just need to be tricking straight dudes into fucking dudes who are now chicks, but we can also take girls who transition to men and put them in the gay bars, to trick gays into fucking girls who are now boys….it’ll be legendary…think of the drama…

Unfortunately, too many people will be scared to get involved because they don’t want to be seen as transphobic, while I see it as a modern America’s Funniest Home Videos or Candid Camera….

Let’s go, let’s get rich together…

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2021

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a weird world these days, that’s all I know….for so many reasons but the funny one is is this transhumanism trend, where NO ONE is a gender anymore….men aren’t men because they are scared of being #metoo-ed if they tread women like men….so women are getting that from other angry chicks….so lesbian relationships are more masculine than traditional man/woman relationships…

Then there is the whole transgender thing that I blame the kardashians for, it is messed the fuck up on so many levels, that dude are envious of hot chicks sugar babying, and thanks to the Kardashians paving the way for ugly chicks to come across as hot, with their exaggerated plastic bodies, so that men have already been trained to fuck tranny looking girls all scarred up by their surgeries and have no idea the pussy they are eating is a dick inverted, until it jizzes in their face, cuz tranny pussy still cums…THEY CAN’T REMOVE THE PROSTATE…

There’s obviously something in the water or these kids never had real problems so they can waste time thinking about what gender they are….it’s super fucking weird, but you can use it to your advantage….if you cut your dick off too….

I’ve always thought this site would be better if I was a woman…the ultimate troll but the site’s too far gone and no one cares…but if you go trans you’ll get more opportunity, any job you apply for you’ll get…not on your merit alone but no one who’s made it got there on merit alone…

It’s the body modification of the generation…creepy, yet so futuristic….in the worst way….but at least girls are slutty as shit, I’ve been out of the house and every girl was in bike shorts riding their pussies…even a 60 year old….

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Megan Fox in a Bra
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Caylee Cowan Being Perverted with a PEZ Dispenser
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Greg Hardy Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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2021

12

Jul

Ariel Winter Twerking of the Day

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Ariel Winter must be bored in her retirement, so like other bored girls she’s out taking slutty selfies and doing the unviersal “Hello”….in the form of a twerk..

I don’t know if you’ve seen the same clips as me, but every time I see a girl realize she’s being filmed, she throws it into a twerk…I don’t get it, but I don’t mind it….even when a troll like Ariel Winter and her big ass cameltoe are doing it…

I guess she’s a professionally trained performer, so her twerk will be better than the average college aged girls, and I don’t know why she’s showing off her ass like it’s a thing, when she’s more about cutting off her tits, but seeing rich TV star fat girls getting champagne showers like she’s at the club trying to get the DJ to take her home, is pretty silly….in a good way…

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2021

12

Jul

Bar Refaeli Panties in Bed of the Day

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Astute Business man Bar Refaeli, who knows that if you want to save on Taxes, don’t pay taxes and when the tax people come after you, blame your mom and let her do the time, so you can continue raising your kids and planning other money making schemes thanks to being a top tier model, who despite being a mom of 3 pushing 40, still looks good….maybe not as good as when Leo Dicaprio would let her fuck him up the ass like his boyfriend Lucas, but still pretty good compared to other tired and weathered bitches….It must be the Israeli diet…

I don’t know why she’s been aggressively posting shit like this, maybe she’s bored in her marriage, maybe she’s getting a divorce, maybe it’s just so easy to post a half naked selfie and get instant feedback that makes you feel like you matter, who fucking knows…

I am sure it has more to do with money making schemes, either to push product she’s selling, or to push herself, to get hired to sell product, I mean she sees Heidi Klum and other models killing it as hosts or brand owners, she might as well get in on that since she’s as important….but I think they are missing the point….which is if they really want to go viral, they should do a little WWII cosplay, where Klum the German Soldier and Refaeli the Jewish refugee mud wrestle nude until the first one cums…My money is on Heidi, but only because I think half her sexual encounters involved feces…and is familiar with muddy situations…you know they don’t call it GERMAN SCAT PORN for nothing…

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2021

12

Jul

Eva Longoria Ass In Leggings of the Day

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Eva Longoria is producing mom in her fitness gear erotica….if you can call it erotica because I can’t….

I’ll stare at a mom’s ass in tight pants for a very long time, it actually makes those COVID line-ups outside the Grocery Stores a lot more fun….you may be 6 feet apart so you can’t smell their sweaty post workout assholes….but sometimes that’s better…you know, keep your afterbirth scents to your damn self, I’m just here to see how the tight leggings make your ass seem worth staring at when I know when the pants come off…we’re left with a very different experience…

I’ve always been an Eva Longoria hater, I’ve felt she was a Mexican who hired Mexican houseworkers to feel like the more dominant Mexican…you know the type of self hater who mooches off the ethnicity….but does all she can to not support it..it’s just the vibe she gives….you know like J.Lo not being able to speak Spanish, yet rocking a Spanish accent as hard as she can to play a part…it’s pretty horrible to the people who actually deserve the Mexican roles…not the first generation haters trying to fit in….

I’ve also been amazed how famous Longoria is on an international level. I’ve met Europeans who thought she was the hottest, sure it was 10 years ago and in the Housewives days but she really wasn’t all that hot…basically ever….

She is however doing as a favor here by cropping out her face, proud of her ass or the way her little body looks, assuming it’s not just a body double, these people are professional liars, the only reason I’m thinking it’s legit, is cuz it’s not that good…

The cropping of her face is actually not making up for the lack of a pussy wedgie, how can you be in pants this tight without showing full cunt…it’s a crime against social media dick sucking.

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2021

12

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s a pandemic, we’re all going to die…at least that’s the vibe you get from the media….but luckily you have your front line heroes who are so fucking swamped with dealing with this pandemic that they need to take time out of their schedules to take slutty seleifes on their pee breaks….all covered in MRSA virus and COVID virus and Epstein Bar virus and C-Diff virus….you know all the sexy things that make you want to lick the crocs of your nurse neighbors everytime you see them head home from a shift…

I am not here to discount a nurse, we need them, I just think overhyping someone for doing their job at the most basic level is a recipe for disaster…

I am not here to “slut shame” a nurse, even though I think it’s pretty inappropriate to run a porn business out of a hospital where people are dying…but I don’t slut shame, because I fucking love sluts, without the, the world would be SO boring….I am not even against these nurses taking a side hustle, maximizing the hype around their profession to get paid…you gotta get that money that’s available…..I am just here to say that maybe the Pandemic has been a full load of bullshit that everyone fell for…cuz I don’t think nurses would be producing smut on the job if everyone was bleeding out their fucking eyeballs….

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2021

12

Jul

Inka Williams Goes Full Nude of the Day

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I’ve been hyping up this model Inka Williams for a while now. I don’t know why she just speaks to my soul, it’s probably her tan, or that tight body…I just think she’s got it going on….and I guess I’m not the only one since she’s got a bunch of followers on social media….

They’ve unfortunately packaged her as Bali’s Kendall Jenner or Bella Hadid, which I find vile and disgusting…..but she is from Bali…or at least raised there and went to school there giving her a more interesting approach to life or at least Bali than the Russian sex workers that have moved in so they can get all the best content….this is almost the real deal Bali experience only she’s actually born Australian so maybe the Balinese people will call her out for being in BALINESE-FACE….not ethnically Indonesian, just an import who came before it was as trendy, since there was no social media, even though it’s always been trendy….

I don’t know what she’s doing this nude shoot for, but you should google it, since a nude Inka Williams is better than a half naked in bikini Inka Williams…she’s a babe and sometimes, that’s all you need to be.

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