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2021

Jul

Selena Gomez Unedited of the Day

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I saw these big titty in a bikini pics of Selena Gomez the other day, I may have posted a few of them already, because her tits looked huge, without realizing the rest of her looks huge too..body positivity – don’t body shame…bullshit…

She’s helping one of her BFFs promote her bikini line and in keeping with the “don’t edit your photos” kick, she’s not editing her photos…and hoping you all just look at the big tits….

I am someone who thinks everyone who isn’t anorexic is fat and by default think fat is bad and like the do the body shaming, I’d be inclined to bust every fat girl joke I could pull out of my half retard brain…I am sure there are a lot of them….probably none that good…but still jokes…I got jokes…somewhere…promise..

More than being someone who LOVES to body shame people, I am very against all the photoshop and filters going on with Social Media where trolls are putting themselves out there like they are babes and no one, even their own friends don’t call them out, cuz they are doing it too…

I find that as disturbing as so many other things that are going on in our society….the lies we are being fed, the fucking with young people’s mind, the importance on hating yourself so much you can’t post your real self, the curation of a lie of a life to try to make other people envy them, the faking the numbers on their social media to get brands to pay them out….you know it’s all fucking bullshit…

So seeing Selena Gomez about 30 pounds fatter than she used to be, probably being laughed at by the skinny Hailey Bieber trying to feel better about herself for marrying her crush like the groupie she is, but knowing she’s a fraction the talent, relevance and celebrity that Selena Gomez is, but at least she’s skinnier…right….

But seeing her like this is refreshing, since the Kardashian world has ruined real bodies…even if real bodies look better fit, at least they aren’t fucking lying to us like eveyrone else is….PLUS…the titties are huge for Selena Gomez and that’s a win…

Calling her brave for posting her unedited pics, is basically what’s wrong with the media, they should be calling people fakers and liars for NOT posting unedited pics…dumb fucking world…..Let’s astral project ourselves out of here…

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2021

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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We’ve been doing some very important research here because I have dreams of being a legit journalist or documentarian rather than whatever the fuck writing 10 posts a day about nothing for 17 years makes me….and my first project in documenting and understanding the slut involves the thong…one of the sluttiest of panties around….and in my deep dig into the thong…one of the sluttiest of panties around…I have learned that it’s skimpy fabric that makes it so slutty also makes it useless at covering the asshole…and this asshole obsessed world makes showing the asshole seem less slutty because these girls are technically clothed….leave it up to sluts to find the shortcomings or design flaws in clothing and finding ways to make it about flashing their asshole…not that exhibitionists are sluts by definition but calling them sluts while looking at their assholes seems appropriate because in normal society…you dont’ get to see everyone’s asshole but in this society you can…and it’s not the worst way to distract ourselves from the impending apocalypse that is taking way too fucking long to happen….why the delay….?

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2021

Jul

Jordyn Jones Bikini on the Farm of the Day

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I always make fun of Jordyn Jones for being some inbred looking girl from generational incest filled Kalamazoo Michigan who was trained by her white trash mom to dance as hard and as well as she could to offer a better life for the family through her stripping…it didn’t end up working out that way for them because she was able to get onto some reality show for children who dance…which may be far worse sex work than stripping for some local farm hands, but we don’t need to go into that or try to understand how shows like that even exist….because I think a better angle for Jordyn Jones and her hot dance body is the Farmer’s daughter fetish that was probably a bigger deal in the 40s and 50s before the interstate highway system was introduced…where door to door traveling salesmen could end up with a flat tire or out of gas or broken down in some far community outside a big city…where they’d approach the closest farm only to realize there was an uneducated but hot shelted farm girl hungry for big city cock ready to ride you until the cows come home, or until their farmer dad shoots your dick off because he likes her all to himself…not tainted by that big city cock…which is a far better angle…that she’s playing into with this hot tub party on the farm….even the BARN is red…and there are animals in the background…it’s the real fucking deal….and this farmer’s daughter has no dad, he’s dead, and she also knows how to dance….a win…

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2021

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian’s Gross Ass of the DAy

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As you may or may not know, we live in a totalitarian regime that control the media and basically everything about our lives, there is nothing you can do about it and more importantly it is nothing new, so just sit back and relax and watch it all unfold…it’s the only real option and people seem to be doing just fine with that prescribed solution to the problem….WATCH NETFLIX….

BUT the existence of the Kardashians has got to be something that was by design at the satanic ritual meetings the elite have amongst themselves in places like Sun Valley Idaho, because there’s no real logic to how they happened….especially in hindsight when you see just how fucking damaging they’ve been to an entire generation or two….they were a fucking lab created virus that has done a lot of fucking damage….it’s the only explanation…

I like that they try to pretend that the mom Kris was this brilliant minded marketing guru, when she was a socialite for the majority of their lives…and she wasn’t creating billion dollar brands for the entire family, she was instead spending the money of the rich guys she fucked like a typical LA wife…

I like to think that Paris Hilton created them since everyone I know who knows Paris has said she’s actually a genius business person and was able to take a backseat and let her trash assistant take the glory so she could be left alone….

I could be wrong, but what I am right about is that a mom of 3, posting smutty bikini pics about her asshole, that you know is an asshole made in the same lab Bruce Jenner’s dick was made in….prancing around like she’s some natural beauty…making other 45 year olds feel like shit about their asses, making 20 year olds feel like shit about their asses, because her ass isn’t real…even if it is…it’s been worked on, manipulated, edited, it’s a lie….

Don’t confuse me for saying this is a nice ass, I am saying it’s fucking gross and a reminder of how fucking gross these people are and how gross everything they represent is….but the media still write about them like they are fucking heroes….it’s crazy.

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2021

Jul

Bar Refaeli’s Mom Model Asshole Sweat of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted her asshole sweat that could be pee, since she is of that age and has that number of kids, to lose all control of her bladder….menopause shit….but she is still an amazing hot big titty model, in part because she fucked Leo DiCaprio as one of his more memorable beards, but mainly because she threw her mom under the bus and let the mom be her fall guy when she got busted for tax evasion when she was dating Leo DiCaprio since she was a woman of the world, not a resident of her home and native land Israel…

She’s 36 now, she’s got 3 kids, and she’s in the gym reminding you that despite that theoretical abuse that her body and more specifically – her pussy has gone through…not to mention the fact she’s near 40…doesn’t mean she can’t spend the day in the gym cuz she’s rich and has nothing better to do…plus it’s an investment, not just for a better quality of life as most middle aged people who need to workout know….but because she can turn this investment around, get some brand deals, make more millions of dollars with her tits, and I guess that’s important to her, you know an astute tax evading, throw her mom under the bus, business woman…its a cultural thing…

I used to say that she was the ideal woman for Jewish men forced to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy, it’s a cultural thing, that would be considered racist or discriminatory or “INEQUITABLE”…whatever the fuck that means…..if they weren’t Jewish and were trying to preserve their culture…..you know if they were standard white people trying to enforce their white kids to marry white to have white grandbabies they’d be slaughtered on TWITTER by cancel culture calling them racists….only to diversity date to shut them up like Sandra Bullock did back when she was referred to as a Nazi, since her husband at the time was a Nazi, only to adopt a black baby to say “I’m no Nazi, my child is black”…we’re onto you and your crisis managing SPIN doctors…..

As it turns out there are a lot of hot Jewish girls out there who aren’t moms with 3 kids for the Jewish guys to dream about marrying to please their families….that aren’t racist or discriminatory cuz they endured years of persecution…but that doesn’t mean she’s not tits worth looking at….

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2021

Jul

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

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Rumer Willis has been consistently made fun of for being a weird faced daughter of a celebrity power couple of the 90s, when that sort of thing mattered and was interesting and mysterious, and wasn’t a bunch of losers trying to compete with amateur losers trying to compete with them….

It was really two classes of human, the celebrity and the fan….but now it’s just a pile of bullshit we can all get lost in and EVERY celebrity has given too much of their fake self on social media, that there’s no mystery, allure, or exclusivity…

There was a time when you’d ONLY see a celeb on vacation in a bikini when the paparazzi hired helicopters and ships and ex military to sneak into their luxury private villas…but now they are all spreading their assholes on social media daily for likes and follows like the people who aren’t celebs…It’s too bad…

Regardless of Rumer Willing being ugly, or proof that DEMI MOORE pre-surgery wasn’t genetically what she was portraying to the world, because she has had millions of dollars of surgery, because she’s naturally a monster, proven by what was shat out of her womb…..but regardless of an UGLY Rumer, I have consistently been a fan because she’s a celebrity daughter and I always found that an interesting thing to be.

In the last year or two, she’s followed some of her trans friends, cuz she’s inclusive and woke, probably identifies as an artist not a trust fund baby on allowance, and has injected her face, done some fitness, probably uses the filters, and despite genetically being ugly, she’s pulled off a hotter version of herself on social media, like so many other girls are….because social media is where uglies can fake being hot…even if they were fine when they were ugly…no one cares it’s just easier to laugh at someone when they have a birth defect instead of trying to dig into their personality, story, to find other things to make fun of…..since I am one of the last believers out of anyone I know…that making fun of people for petty things like their physical traits…is important…even if it makes me the lamest villain around…ever more lame considering 3 people read me calling you ugly and 2 of them are Russian Spam bots…and the other is you….

That said, Ugly Rumer and her Terrifying face or not, can easily be ignored when staring at her half naked body, I mean that’s an ass worth eating, and not just because it’s worth A LOT Of money, but because it likely hates itself and eating it would show it the love and tenderness it needs to fill that HOLE in her soul caused by being a celebrity kid…

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2021

Jul

Elle Fanning Topless of the Day

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Elle Fanning is holding her little titties in some dress where she’s looking real fucking skinny the way we want our celebrities to look, it’s like get out of here with the fat talent huffing and puffing as they struggle to breathe through a scene they take up about 3/4 of the screen….I’ve seen fat actors and they’ve ruined great movies….so keep them to their original hollywood standards, if you’re brainwashing a society for the last 80 years, stick to the fucking program you losers…

Anyway, Elle Fanning is potentially from a Hollywood Royalty family thanks to her sister and parents who sell their kids off to an industry, but instead of taking the chilled out laid back route that other celebrity sisters have taken, she decided to be a legit actor…which is pretty fucking lame…but at least she’s not Dakota the creepy, brain washed, puppet who you know has a lot of deep rooted issues thanks to being sold to the industry, as this one got into it as an adult.

She’s pale, she’s skinny, she’s topless, she’s hiding her nipples, she’s in some fancy hotel room being rich and famous and better than you, it makes for a good time, but not as good a time as a fisting video…it’s always the skinny ones with the biggest vaginas thanks to not having fat or muscle trying to get in the way of a good fisting…RIGHT…..RIGHT….

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2021

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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In a world of everyone being addicted or at least exposed to porn all fucking day, how the fuck do you stand out as a human anymore?

I mean if everyone’s looking to porn for guidance in what content should look like, since porn gets all the cheap and easy views, which is all these people care about, it’s a currency to them….then it is only natural for people to start self producing porn…for the likes, follows, attention…

Plus, they all get off sending nudes, it’s nothing new, I’ve been getting nudes since the fucking 90s when bitches would develop and scan their shitty naked pics, because I am a pervert who managed to find other perverts….

BUT…this is a new era where EVERYONE is a pervert, so it’s everywhere you fucking look, almost overwhelming and even weird….because everyone is basically out here trying to monetize the tits, it’s better than having a job, decency, discretion, you know modesty…just INSTANT gratification cuz they world is either over, or because they’re all medicated, misguided, horny, or into making easy fucking money…

It gives us perverts almost TOO much to fucking choose from….but the best thing about it all is that these people all follow each other’s leads., so big titty girls, are posting “TITTY DROPS”…which a modern day fun way to flash tits to you camera, only to post to the internet for people to appreciate just how good or bad the tit drops….it’s like they can’t help but hop on the trend like it was the Ice Bucket challenge, and thanks that mob mentality, far more interesting than the woke mob mentality, but still a cult of it’s own, with crossover with the woke mob mentality, like some of these titty drops are from vaccinated woke idiots who cry about body shaming, race equity as they collect government money….but that doesn’t take away with how good a titty drop is or how good it is that all these girls are partaking in the titty drop cuz they like attention…because tits are fun to watch..

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2021

Jul

Jenna Dewan Nude of the Day

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I barely get any exclusive stories, but the one that I do have and have posted about 45 times because I don’t really have much to say about some back-up dancing slut that fucked some “a-list” actor well enough, thanks to her dance ability, into marriage, kinds and thus child support and spousal support, to carry her through life…you know sugar baby shit…even if she made good money as the back-up dancer, she didn’t make Magic Mike money until flipping that condom inside out, or pretending she was on Birth Control or had a Britney IUD in…you know what I mean….she’s low hanging fruit…

But I got an exclusive one night at a bar with a guy who claimed to be Channing’s agent or agent’s assistant who had to drop off scripts to the male stripper you know sucked or had his dick sucked by men to get where he got….

He told me, every time he showed up, both Channing and Jenna would be fully naked…and would consistently invite him in to get naked with them….weird right….

If anyone read this site, like Channing the gay for pay that played out nicely for him Jenna or Dewan…they’ll know who exactly who the guy is and maybe they’ll send him an angry text about it…which would be great because it was years ago….and since I don’t know them, or this random guy, causing drama in their lives would be funny…something I always appreciate being involved in because people forget that “this is just the internet” …who fucking cares if you’re naked, inviting agents to get naked in your house of perversion….especially when you post naked pics on social media…boxy backed bitch…

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2021

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Tits Out of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is a 26 year old model who has been amazing and big lipped model for at least the last 10 years, which probably sounds perverted, a hot model got her start at 16…well apparenly she got her start in 2010, which would have made her 15….remember the fashion industry is fucking perverted….

She’s Dutch, which clearly means she’s more than just wooden clogs, windmills, tulips and farting on your significant other after trapping her under the sheets….DUTCH OVEN shits….

She’s worked with countless brands, upscale brands, and I have no idea what this is for, but I’m glad her titties are out, because I’ve thought she was hot for as long as I’ve known she existed, since she is hot….I just tend to forget she exists until titty photoshoots like this come out and I go…”right, Daphne Groeneveld, she’s good”….because she is…

In this shoot she has her tits out, her ass out, some tanlines, pretty top fucking notch, I have no idea what it is for, but I’ll assume some piece of shit lawyer will email me trying to extort money out of me for posting them, even though this is original commentary motherfucker….MY ART….is to write jokes that don’t really seem like jokes about model tits…but if you kind of look at the whole existence of the site…there’s no doubt it’s one massive joke..

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