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2021

Jul

Jessie J Hard Nipples of the Day

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Looking at Jessie J and her midget gymnast in her retirement years looking body…she makes a pretty valid case that Channing Tatum was gay for pay on his climb to the top…from male stripper to Hollywood sweetheart….because we all know how male strippers actually make money…it’s from male patrons who want to suck dick or have dick sucked….it’s basic science…

The only reason I remember who Jessie J is, is because of Channing Tatum, and not because I am a fan who tracks what stink he puts his dick in, but because she was the rebound from his marriage to the back-up dancer Jenna Dewan, who was at least hotter than this….

Jessie J is a UK popstar that was forgotten on the ship she came back to America on, until she got this PR move she’s leveraged into finding ways to post her hard nipples in tight shirts and panties on her social media…it’s weird, her legs and shoulder strangely strong…maybe she’s a swimmer…who cares…yes it appears I do with this post…but I don’t.

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2021

Jul

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

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I’ve done posts on Inka Williams before, I think she’s got a hot body and I guess overall hot vibe, one of the hotter of the instagram girls getting naked and half naked for attention, or to become the next Kim Kardashian family….

I don’t really have anything to say about Inka Williams and her tropical slutty selfies, because I don’t actually go on social media and I definitely don’t get engaged or won over by their “exciting” and “interesting” lives…I have my own boring existence to manage, I don’t need yours….BUT I can take the time out of my busy schedule doing nothing to appreciate a hot bare ass when I see one….

What I do know about her is she’s from BALI but not like the other sex workers of social media, you know the Russians and the Australians who need a cheap and luxurious tropical paradise to produce content out of….this one was sent over by her family and raised there, even went to school there, so she can be one of those obnoxious “I was here before it was trendy”…even though it’s always been fucking trendy, it’s just annoyingly trendy because of social media and its ability to RUIN destinations…landmarks as the drones, the sheep, the lemmings need their selfie where other people get their selfies because they don’t have brains big enough to find other venues in the SAME destination to capture the “This Bitch Was Here” moment….they need it to be where everyone else goes so that EVERYONE knows…pretty fucking stupid…but INKA WILLIAMS is hot…which is not stupid.

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2021

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is evidence that following her father or uncle the celebrity personal trainers and their life work in personal fitness makes her substantially hotter.

I know that she has been liked and jerked off to by people since her career was launched, but thanks to the fitness she took on over the pandemic, she was able to go from being a cute bloated girl that nerds still found hot….to becoming actually hot.

I don’t know if that really matters in an era of celebrities not mattering or even existing, since everyone is too busy trying to be famous.

No one gives a fuck about celebrity culture, the gossip or any of that, because they are too busy looking in the mirror or trying to survive after the biggest transfer of wealth in history…

I just know that she’s still young enough to have a long career ahead of her as movies will continue to be made and she’s made the cut to being one of their own….and not because she’s big on whatever the trending social media platform is…but because of being in movies.

She may be the last of her kind, but let her inspire you or at least the girls in your life to get fit and become hotter than they were not fit…

Society is trying to turn people unhealthy, pretending they are here for our health, while shutting down GYMs….SPORTS…and actual HEALTH…when obesity is the cause of COVID death and everyone is a fat fuck…not that COVID is a big deal anymore…but you get what I am saying….they want you fit, on a screen, unhealthy, lethargic, half dead and on pills….fitness can. fix that….so get fit like Steinfeld and do better.

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2021

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know what the USA is doing about legalizing cannabis, since it’s hardly a drug, all it does is make you relaxed and have great sleeps, if anything it’s a medicinal plant that has all kinds of health benefits you’d get from a fucking plant, rather than bullshit made in a lab by evil pharma companies that want you sick so they stay in business…

Imagine that, a plant that grows from seed to bud, that you can dry and consume with no processing, that’s NOT how things are done, that’s CRAZY…

I do know that there are stories of governments doing things like legalizing weed to make you think they are cool…but NEVER forget that they banned the weed in the first place, like Britney Spears’ dad, they are our conservators. We work for them…and if they gift us, it’s probably not for free…

But, with that in mind, legalizing weed on a federal level, even if it’s manipulation tactics to bait you into their regime, makes sense, cuz weed is barely a fucking drug….so with that, here are girls posing with weed, showing their solidarity to the plant, cuz people who love weed, FUCKING love weed…

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2021

Jul

Loren Gray Underboob of the Day

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This is Loren Gray. She is wearing a bikini top that is too small for her so that her tits explode out of the bikini top from all angles even though her tits aren’t even that big. It’s a look, this is fashion….or at least a trend that they are all doing because they are all the same fucking thing and that’s a fucking fact…even the “individuals” who try to breakout from the pack are barely even rogue and barely stray from the norms….it’s just the society of lame ass people we live in….

Loren Gray may not be household name to you, but she probably thinks she’s really fucking important, because she’s one of the most followed people on TikTok….thanks to starting on there when it was the other app where teens would lip synch and dance badly to dumb songs….a platfrom China realized would benefit from their AI and data mining, while getting the American minds in young to manipulate them with propaganda in their efforts to attack your country from within…

So this one, may not even be a real human, it’s very possible she’s just music magic, some sort of avatar, the technology does exist…plus she always looks like she’s in the most aggressive of filters and the idea of China creating talent or celebrity to manipulate the youth is so logical and realistic that I’d be surprised if they weren’t…

They know what Americans like, they know what you like, they can show you things for hours, and you don’t even know you’re being brainwashed, so why not throw some young tits into the mix….

The funniest thing in the Loren Gray story is not that she could be AI built in China as a weapon against America…it’s that she got signed to a record deal and makes pop songs, despite being a lip syncher from the internet, because TALENT is not required, VIEWERS are…and she’s got the viewers….

No wonder society is doomed.

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2021

Jul

Emma Rose Kennedy Big Boobs of the Day

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NOT TO BODY SHAME, but I am a body shamer at my core, and a firm believer that bullying is not that big of a deal and if you think it is, it’s because you’re fucking weak…

Funny enough, calling a fat bitch fat doesn’t mean I won’t change her fucking diapers when she’s in her 50s, half dead from obesity related illness, but not dead enough to give me the freedoms I deserve.

So seeing the fat daughter from shameless showing off her fat fucking tits, as fat girls tend to have fat tits, if they’re the lucky kind of fat girl, isn’t gross to me…but it’s still worth pointing out.

I just think that if you’re a BBW pig who posts erotica, lingerie videos, and not even for an OnlyFans, but as a way to filter the right cock…then you should be prepared for some body shaming from those who hate it, or think it is hilarious or just want to point out the obvious…like they are…

If you’re comfortable dancing around half naked…doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at it, I mean being comfortable dancing around half naked, should mean you don’t care what I think….

Shouldn’t your pride in your nudes and the feedback you get from chubby chasers be enough?

Changing my OPINION seems OPPRESSIVE….let me have my opinion and we’ll let you have your all you can eat buffets to keep your fetish work going…we may not invite you over for a BBQ cuz our pockets aren’t deep enough to afford that…but we can live in unison on this planet, even if your carbon footprint by default is about double the size of me and I’m a fat old man…

SO I don’t care if the fat girls do it, I am all for more smut. I don’t care if people fuck it and love it, if anything I am glad it happens….

I just don’t like that I can’t laugh at it…cuz your confidence isn’t real confidence, real confidence wouldn’t give a fuck…it wouldn’t get hurt….

The Hatred of your self ain’t my fucking problem….

I’m just glad she’s not Emmy Rossum.

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2021

Jul

Greer Grammer Bikini of the Day

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I always like Kelsey Grammer and not entirely because of his Frasier character back on Cheers!, which I used to watch in the 80s when we only had 3 networks to choose from, I was always more into his wife Lilith for being the uptight cunt you knew liked letting her hair down for anal when the cameras weren’t rolling….and I guess I watched Frasier in the 90s too….but that’s not why I like Kelsey Grammer….

I like him because he’s the first actor I can remember getting arrested for cocaine who was forced to wear an ankle bracelet on set, meaning despite being a cokehead like everyone else in entertainment, he didn’t have to hide it…but instead became a hero to all….

He also dated stripper / hooker looking women, who I guess he had at least one kid with and this is that kid…she’s 29, hard bodied, and hot…as she celebrates America on the Fourth of July this past weekend, but only gets posted 3 days later, cuz that’s her celebrity ranking or hierarchy for now but I have hope for her to be a bigger deal than she is….I mean I have hope for all the hot kids of celebrities because they are a fetish of mine.

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2021

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of the week….WET SPOTS…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, so how could there be a “most wonderful time of the week”….if there’s no Christmas involved…it would just be impossible.

Well, I used to subscribe to that logic, but I am about a year into these WET SPOT WEDNESDAY posts that started as a joke, like most things in my life, and that materialized into an obsession that I hate every fucking second of…

It’s not because I hate pussy, or wet pussy, even if I’ve only met the driest of pussies, due to my sex appeal.

It’s not even because I hate the idea of turned on strangers making pics of their wet spots public masturbation fodder…

It’s just because out of context, I can’t be too sure what the wet spot is from, but then I remember all the panty raids I’ve done over the years, from Laundromats to clotheslines, yes, I am that old…and the wet spot..or the stain from where the discharge burned holes in the panties, was what got me off…

So when pulling back the layers, I remember what I actually like and care about and I guess it’s Wet Spots…

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2021

Jul

Garlic in the Nose! and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Rubs Shit on the Elevator

Scooter Bro

Tree Pulled with Trusty Ford.

Making Memes…

Man Vs Mailbox

Drunk Bitch in a Hedge

The Best way to Shop

Mom Mows the Lawn

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is nuts….

It’s always amazed me when I see ugly people come together and find each other and make a family with each other…like UGLY people should be lonely and miserable by definition…yet so many aren’t….why is that?

As it turns out….women are the ones who hate themselves, their own bodies, each other….and they just put the blame on men cuz men will fuck anything…and be excited while doing it…

From my life as a man or as close to a man as I’ll ever be, who has known other men, I can conclude that men like women….all women…any woman willing to give them attention…

Hotness is more than just body design, body proportions, body measurements…hotness is deeper than that…like a girl who licks your ass is hotter than a girl who doesn’t…so an ugly ass eater will be hotter than a hotter girl who doesn’t eat ass…it’s basic math.

So as all these women hate themselves and mutilate themselves because they are misinformed idiots, like most people are misinformed idiots…men are and will remain turned on by women of all shapes and sizes…..

So women getting surgeries and looking trans is to cater to the gay dudes I guess. It’s no patriarchy or unrealistic body images, fat girls get fucked…they even make money off being fat…

So stop hating yourself and blaming us for it, you cunts….

Learn to love yourself and your bodies and stop playing it as “imperfections” or “blemishes”…bitch, there’s no such thing as perfections, so stop being such a fucking baby about….you cunts…

Now show us your cunts, you cunts.

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