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2021

01

Jul

Josephine Skriver Up Close Ass Shot of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a vision of the future, in part because she’s hot and we like to think that’s what the future will hold, but because she’s hot thanks to genetic modification in the lab she was created in…

I know this sounds like a conspiracy, but her dad was a Gay biologist, her mom an egg donor, and they basically created her in a test tube, in ways you know involved modifying the DNA to look this good. It was not accidental or just a coincidence…she was designed….I am sure of it and they did good.

I just wonder if Victoria’s Secret financed it, or if she’s technically their property, I just know she looks great doing the bikini thing…better than most…thanks to science..

They clone horses and dogs, they modify foods to make you sterile, it’s not a stretch to think they can clone humans or choose what color hair, eyes, or height they have…

When the family unit is officially killed off, this will be how every new baby is made…so keep on getting those kids impotent and addicted to porn…

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2021

01

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin

Hailey Beiber may be a failed influencer model, even though she was likely making a shit ton of money while she was an influencer, but just not Kardashian money or Jenner Money or Hadid money, which was the circle, the HORRIBLE and EVIL circle she was running in…

The funniest thing about those days is that she actually pretended to be into god, into Jesus, into religion, cuz her dad was a Born Again as many ex drug addicts are…you know gotta replace it with something….

I always knew her religious beliefs were nonsense, since she was with EVIL chasing EVIL dreams and EVIL objectives of being the most jerked off to person on social media…which I what I assume all these attention seekers are about….

But even when she failed, she failed upwards, landed a Bieber who you know she creepily had a crush on growing up, married him, as good Christians do knowing there would be no pre-nup and now she’s set for life, chilling in Greece in bikini while Bieber’s out coming to terms with the Greek way of the Republic, when philosophers were teachers who would honor the boys they taught with anal sex…you know like USHER…

LOL right…

Well, at least his wife’s looking pretty hot.

Hailey Baldwin

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin Bieber

2021

01

Jul

Madison Beer Titty Top of the Day

Madison Beer Titty Top

Madison Beer is some Youtube plant who had a mom who quit her bullshit job as a rich wife to sell her kid to the internet via Youtube….where you know her audience is a bunch of fucking creepers but they don’t care about that…get the fucking views so that Bieber can take notice, sign her, never release music with her, but pay her handsomely to basically do nothing, until 2021 when she released her first album that I am sure is really life changing like all current music that is mindless, soulless, and basically videogame noise thanks to over-production cuz these idiots have no talent…I mean besides her tits…her tits have been great at carrying her all these years of being one of the more useless celebrities…but tits make them useful…and here they are…with her best Kylie Jenner face on, because “LETS ALL LOOK THE SAME”…

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2021

01

Jul

Victoria Justice Workout of the Day

Victoria Justice is probably a victim of systemic abuse in the entertainment industry towards child stars, I’ve heard the rumors and they’re pretty fucking vile, but for whatever reason, no one really takes anyone down for it, so maybe they are just rumors, or maybe the girls are so groomed and confused that they don’t even know what’s happened to them, maybe they don’t want to lose their careers and get themselves blacklisted, I mean it is a pretty good lifestyle and almost worth selling your soul for it, I mean 90 percent of people would sell their souls for celebrity, which is pretty fucking embarrassing, but the nature of the world we live in….if you put importance on insignificant things like being a product pitchman whether that product is a movie or TV show, by paying those pitchmen huge amounts of money, and feature them like they are some bigger than life person…it’s only natural that other girls would want that…even if it’s empty….

The good news is empty or not, it’s got a full ass in slutty workout gear, not that I know how full her ass actually is, I’m not privy to her digestive regularity.



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2021

01

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drop is the most important time of the day, every day, but we only post them here on Thursdays…which happens to be Canada Day, which is relatively meaningless because the media and the government have decided to make us hate Canada…for all the wrong reasons..so instead of fireworks…we’ve got VIGILS…while the country still mistreats the natives they exploited and manipulated to steal their land with their horrible “western” way of life..

Anyway, I should be in a backyard, by the pool, eating hot dogs and drinking Canadian beer, but socializing is for people who like people and I guess for people who follow the COVID protocols since they have been given permission to have 25 friends in their backyards for the summer…before the Delta Variant moves in and gives them a cold…unless they are vaccinated…in which case it will kill them off.

ANYWAY…

This is about tits and TITTY drops are a fun way to show off your tits of all sizes and caliber….good tits and bad tits can all be dropped tits….so get in on it.

If you want to submit your titty drop email contact(at)drunkenstepfather.com

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2021

01

Jul

Zoey Deutch Ass Shot of the Day

Zoey Deutch is some celebrity rich kid who gets work in part because her parents are celebrities and she’s been raised in the scene with that silver spoon of nepotism that opens all the doors…not that I give a shit…

I mean shaming someone for being born into opportunity is idiotic, unless they do nonsense low level shit like Nicole Richie’s sister, it’s like bitch, you’re dad’s Lionel and your claim to fame is fucking a creepy 40 year old Kardashian handler…figure it out..

As far as I’m concerned, acting isn’t real work and doesn’t take real talent so giving the jobs to people you know makes sense, think it’s just a school project with a budget, you know get whoever you can to do it that’s easy.

Not to mention her mom was famous in the 80s, that was 35-40 years ago, so it’s not like she even gets recognized when she leaves the house, so this one barely had the celebrity kid experience actual celebrity kids get….

So she’s out here making her own celebrity, deep squat or lunge in this booty show that she knows looks good….othewise she wouldn’t post it, but I am more interested in the ass behind Zoey’s, that one seems like a better ass worth staring at….but Zoey’s ass is ok too.

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2021

01

Jul

VP Stepdaughter Bush of the Day

I try to avoid all things political because I have always felt like a meaningless, insignificant, bacteria on society that has no real input or control and not because of my low self esteem or feelings of inadequacies, but because I think even the people at the top are just puppets who don’t know they are puppets, working for big corporations who are more powerful than individual countries and their governments, it’s just a pile of corruption on corruption and we ain’t on the right side of the fucking table….

Obviously, this past year’s been hard to avoid politics because everything happening at hyperspeed validates all the insanity I’ve always assumed, but never really bothered paying attention to, because living my insular self absorbed life under the radar was possible….

Then COVID happened, the lies happened, the data didn’t match what we were told, then the race thing happened, the global warming thing happened, the lockdowns happened, the handouts happened, and I realized that they were trying to control us out in the open and it was working….I realized how people were so emotionally attached to a cause, so divided, that facts meant nothing to them….

I still try to avoid all things political, but when Kamala Harris’ adopted daughter, or stepdaughter, is out in St Tropez, when her parents were kissing with masks on in MAY, before the FAUCI emails told us that he knew masks NEVER worked, information the actors like Kamala were aware of, but felt it made for good imagery to divide the country…maskers, and evil insurrecting Trumpers who didn’t wear masks…how fucking dumb…

Meanwhile in typical hypocrite behavior, they can’t even manage to keep their lies in check, because they don’t have to….say it, it’s enough…

So seeing her feminist signed model stepdaughter, who is obviously not a signed model for her looks….rocking her armpit hair and bush…because like the masks, it was validation that she was a feminist….you know “Don’t shave, that’s what the patriarchy wants”…it’s so shallow, it’s meaningless, it’s almost a parody of feminism…but it’s happening.

She’s in St Tropez, the most luxurious place in the South of France, because COVID’s getting her down….

She’s got her arms up, so people know her politics, while we all know her politics, that I am sure are inconsistent and have plenty of holes in them, because these people aren’t consistent, they are liars, they pretend they care, but they only care about their narcissist self and any angle they can use to get themselves more high profile, or seemingly more deep….

The funny thing in all this is how she has her hands up…so you see her armpit hair…she planned this shit..

I remember I went out for Chinese food about 5 years ago next to a college and it was the middle of winter. Some gender studies major came in, pulled off her jacket, was in a tank top, only to put her hand up and behind her head like a drunk white trash dad watching the game in the recliner…you know big stretch….so all could see she didn’t shave like a fucking hero…

As someone who loves bush and thinks all girls should have bush, I think, it shouldn’t be a political protest to have a bush…

As someone who knows bush, I can see that this bitch shaves her pussy lips and the bush is just on the pelvic bone…landing strip wide enough to be seen…

So even her body hair is bullshit…

These people are fucking evil.

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2021

01

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

It’s fucking summer bro….

Get out there and creep on girls who are getting their tanlines….you know all sprawled out in the park or at the pool or beach…because they know that there’s a tanline fetish and that we’re all into the highlighting of the good parts by not letting the sun get to them….

Not that girls like when guys creep, it’s the mysogyny, the patriarchy, the reason they can monetize their nudes…

It’s like they want to be able to masturbate in public in peace, without dudes looking over and getting excited by it….UNLESS they are subscribers…

It’s a lot of bullshit, but it’s more than just the tanline selfie that’s being posted on premium content sites….it’s about the journey man…

Seeing the girls getting their tanlines…in real life…not in photo or video…that’s REAL life…and it’s better….

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Posted in:Tanlines

2021

01

Jul

Girl Natasha Richardson’s Herself and Other Videos of the Day

Poor Frenchie Being Used as a Prop

Guy Struggles to Get Into Kayak

Car Thief in the Act

Electric Car in China

The Illegal Fireworks of South LA

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s Canada Day here in Canada, yet here I am updating the site while everyone else is collecting their free money from the Government because that’s how things work around here, only nothing is free.

The funniest thing is that even with the free money bribing the people, the general public is outraged at the country for their treatment of native peoples…I think they call them indigenous.

So instead of fireworks for Canada, the country they used to be so proud of just last year, you know patches on their backpacks when traveling…only to “I’m from Canada, eh” to all they meet, like small town simple minded folk they are…..but instead of fireworks, they are holding vigils for the natives who were killed in their residential schools….

ALL BECAUSE OF THE MEDIA….

So all these complicit brain washed fucks didn’t give a fuck that the Monarchy hired the Hudson Bay Company (owner of SAKS FIFTH AVENUE) to eradicate the natives in teh 1600s and 1700s in order to stake claim on the land, created a fake democracy, that has become a TAX FARM for the Monarchy, since they still own the damn country and their faces are on our money….

This colonialist thing is nothing new, it’s actually 400 years old, you dumb fucks, so maybe you should have always been mad…

NOT TO MENTION, the reason they are mad is that for 103 years, the government and Catholic church were trying to take the natives out of their tribal setting that was government controlled reservations to assimilate them in boarding schools that abused, killed, and destroyed these innocent people….they only ended in 1996….yet people still celebrated Canada Day…they turned a blind eye to it…

Then in the 2000s, the government did a review or inquest into the schools that were assimilating and abusing and even killing these kids…it went on until 2015 when the official report was released and it was all over the media…yet people still celebrated Canada Day….

Now all of a sudden, people care, which is great, but also terrifying, because I’ve always hated what happened to the natives and saw the system in place as evil, when the natives seemed to have it right. We learned about their culture in elementary school and I was always “That makes sense”….

The reason it is terrifying, is because they only care because the media is telling them to….and they didn’t care for the last 400 years cuz the media wasn’t telling them to care….they just do what they are fucking told…

This time around, it’s a good thing to be mad about, but they aren’t really mad, they’ll be over it when a celebrity dies, or whatever…and if anything…it’s probably all just a diversion from SOMETHING ELSE…be mad about this, so you don’t notice that….

All this to say, people are mindless fucking shills on Canada Day, and Everyday….

You fucking colonialists…Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning on a National Holiday I am protesting by updating this dumb fucking site.

Oh…and in REAL FUCKING IMPORTANT MEMES….if you haven’t seen it…because a dude rapes 60 women, gets off….a girl is capable of running an empire….enslaved….weird system.

Here are those morning links…

Paige Van Zant Says Leaving the UFC is the Best Thing Ever
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How are you not Watching TukTuk Rally Racing You Fucks
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Hipster Model’s Slutty Shoot
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Olivia Munn’s New Cock.
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Celebs React to Bill Cosby’s Release
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Suspect Gets Arrested
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Frank Kaminsky Chugging a Beer to Celebrate. Western Conference Finals.
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Fireworks Blow Up Earlier than Expected
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Bella Poarch TikTok Slut
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Cam Sluts!
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