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2021

30

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I read some study, that could be a bullshit study, I mean reality isn’t reality anymore, it is just some confusing fucking mess of weirdness that makes little to no sense, but I still read a study, that CBD potentially cures or reduces the effects of COVID, which is good news, because vaccinated or not, since vaccinated people can still contract COVID, can now be stoned all the fucking time and claim to be doing it as a form of protection…

It’s far more fun than masks, lockdowns, social distancing, not hugging your granny, not going to family events in the backyard for fear of dying….

So even if the CBD doesn’t work, and even if WEED isn’t CBD cuz it gets you high, it’s worth a shot…and if you don’t believe me, you can look at all these WEED GIRLS smoking weed to save their fucking lives…it is a miracle plant and despite being a drinker…I can still be aware of all the health benefits of weed…and also be aware that those health benefits don’t benefit big pharma corporations…hence why it is illegal…I mean imagine if everyone smoked weed, I’d argue that no one would be on anti-depressants, cuz who gives a shit, the only stress would be getting that bag of chips….

I support WEED GIRLS fighting the good fight…half naked…
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2021

30

Jun

Bebe Rexha Weight Guessing Game of the Day

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I am typically a fat-shamer because I know how disgusting fat is, I change diapers on a fat 60 year old daily, it’s really fucking awesome and enough to make you never want to see an asshole again, until you realize that not all pussy and asshole is that shit covered and monstrous….I’m talking about my wife, she pays the rent with her fat chick disability checks, so I do what I gotta do no thanks to this bullshit site not paying the fucking bills….I blame you dear fans who aren’t actual fans cuz if you were you’d pay me in CRYPTO to keep going…

Anyway, I think all fat is gross, the skinnier the better, even with the fat tits, I find it a low hanging fruit kind of sales pitch, I get it, sure, but it’s not a strong enough of an argument to make me switch my stance on fat….

Not to mention, I’ve seen pics of Bebe Rexha from when she was skinny, and it was a better experience….so if she wasn’t so fat, she’d be better…

But not all things are bad…or absolute, everything is one giant grey area…and as it turns out there is good fat chicks and there are bad fat chicks and Bebe Rexha falls into the good fat chicks, cuz her fat ass is round, her tits big, her stomach or waistline still smaller than her hips…she looks like a woman and not a butterball turkey on Thanksgiving day at the homeless shelter…which is the kind of fat I know too well…so seeing her and her 175 pounds is probably obese by definition, but not obese on a sexual appeal front…you don’t need a BBW FEEDER fetish to like this..

So I’ve said it….NOT ALL FAT IS BAD FAT….even if all fat is bad fat…shit will fucking kill you…but you can still be a hot fat chick…it’s rare…but happens.

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2021

30

Jun

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of the important people influencing and directing the droves of retards in the young generation who have no real opinion of their own, they are just mindless puppets, designed by internet porn and memes, and in being that, need leaders to tell them what to do…it’s pretty funny…

The good news for the perverts out there who have no real hope for humanity and never did, is that at least they are all being exhibitionists trying to monetize nudes…

I mean I remember when girls were wholesome, wanted boyfriends, needed to be negotiated with for years before sending you a nude, at least until SNAPCHAT gave them confidence that you wouldn’t take a pic of the nude with another phone for the archives….and here we are….

I remember when being a Valley girl who worked at the mall was the dream…it didn’t matter what store you worked out, some cooler than others, so long as you were at the mall….

It was like as soon as college ended, the slutty one night stands ended and girls got married and started families to live that boring familiar suburban life of their parents and grand parents…

There were sluts, they were just more strategic about it…because sex is great, fucking is good, but doing it subtly was better….now these girls are being sluts in a different kind of strategic way…to get paid…or to get followers to eventually get paid….and I don’t even know if they even fuck…they probably just masturbate for money…the way nature intended…

So bridging that gap, showing her thong ass, where you’d expect a thigh gap….is Bella Thorne…Disney created, pretending Disney’s no longer involved, as she chases the clickbait I’ve been chasing for 20 years, tits get hit and so does ass…only it’s working better for her…

I am a fan.

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2021

30

Jun

Natalie Alyn Lind Swimsuit of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some Hollywood daughter who is barely a Hollywood daughter since her mom was basically one step away from being a porn actress, which is basically what I refer to the low level actresses who play the hot chick in meaningless shit, like Soap Stars or Lisa Rina…

Anyway, Natalie Alyn Lind is one of her busy, raised in LA girls who is actually on a Disney / ABC show, so you know she’s been trained or would that be considered groom, who knows, semantics….right…

She’s on a boat, because bitches love boats, with her tits out in a skimpy bathing suit, and you know if you got them big tits, cuz you got that IG body thanks to the hormones in the foot, a bathing suit one size too small does fucking magic…

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2021

30

Jun

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday is the reason I sleep in on Wednesdays and only get the site started by 2 pm….but I guess that also has a lot to do with severe laziness and the fact that I would make more money collecting cans on recycling day…..but that’s ok…I still doing the site, it’s a fucking sickness, despite knowing NO ON gives a fuck….I blame my past traumas, it seems to get everyone else a pass…WHERE IS MY PASS…..It is not my fault, I am a victim….

A victim of staring at too many wet spots that I don’t feel are all authentic from excitement, but rather internet movie magic to manipulate dudes into thinking the pussy is wet….but then again, I’ve never met a wet pussy….I am what you call opposite of lube…so maybe that’s why I am a skeptic..

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2021

30

Jun

Girl Realizes She’s Magical and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Fail

Fans VS Bus

Speaker Prank

Bird VS Idiot

Anorexic Girlfriend and her Box

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2021

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s funny how passionately people believe that the news networks are either good or evil depending on the political side they are sitting on…like they passionately believe their news source is the right way but the others are liars…

It’s the fucking news….funded by advertisers man….they aren’t on anyone’s side by the money side….

So fighting amongst each other over what news you watch, when no news is actual news is lunacy….

How about you take three steps back, remember that all news sources are corrupt, working for their advertisers, pandering, and lying….

Both sides of the conversation are just noise to confuse you…because they are the same corporate owned idiots….

Now go back to consuming free porn and/or producing free porn to increase your instagram following because human relationships are bad, but talking to other people through your screen, which isn’t talking to other ppl at all, is good…because they increase your engagement.

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2021

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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People love being tracked…They are such narcissists they feel important that they are being tracked or monetized against their will…so long as they can whore themselves out and make their money or get their clout on social media…the biggest censors known to humanity….that I assume people will finally catch onto…and realize “shit, these people are making billions off us, and they are trying to control society cuz they can, and where I just thought it was a place to jack off to my school friends 20 years later on vacation”….

I have always known that we are not free, because I used to look at homeless people and be jealous of how free they were, and when I’d watch nature shows i would think how great it must be to be an animal just living with only concern being food and shelter….even old westerns I’d think how despite having some structure and rules, it was pretty free…this idea of freedom is just something they’ve brainwashed you with and shoved down your throats generationally so you forget you aren’t free or that you aren’t cattle in a tax farm…remember nothing is free and if it is..you are the commodity..

So you’re being tracked, not always a good thing, but you’re busy with your free porn and sexualizing yourself for money, to take all romance out of man and woman sex, it’s all transactional….KILL SEX….just give them porn….cuz the girls in the porn can make money which is better than LOVE or any of that other nonsense we’ve assumed was real cuz of those Hollywood movies, back when we weren’t all medicated drones….

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Britney Spears in a Bikini in Maui
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Madison Pettis in Pink Lingerie!
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Madison LeCroy Flashed Her Boobs During Drunken Instagram Live
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Girl with One Punch Fail
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Sydney Sweeney Restored an Awesome Bronco!
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Bella Hadid’s Skimpy Top
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Internet Star Hannah Stocking is in Utah Hanging Out With Jazz Center Rudy Gobert
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Brie Larson Sits in a Summer Dress
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Queen Latifah Officially Comes Out
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bra Top
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Ed Sheeran Sent Courtney Cox an NSFW Gift
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Brooklyn Beckham buys sexy manse in Bev Hills
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22 Girls with No Filter or Make-Up
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Cyclists Disrupt the Filming of “The Flash”
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Christina Aguilera speaks on Britney situation
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Looking Into Turkey’s $200 Million Abandoned Disney-ish Land!
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Nick Bosa’s Girlfriend Jenna Berman Reposted a Tweet Trashing Gwen Berry’s National Anthem Protest
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Nicole Scherzinger’s 43 and in a Thong Bikini
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Drunk Bitch Asleep in the Hedge
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7 Famous People You May Not Remember Posed for Playboy
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Had Her Purse Stolen While She Shredded the Dance Floor at Her Daughter’s Wedding
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Gal Gadot Makes a New Baby
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In Case You Missed it Rebecca Black at Pride
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Fixing Drunk Damage
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Footage Of Tornado “Honodin”, The Czech Republic’s Fastest Tornado Ever!
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Phoebe Bridgers Spread Eagled for Some Shoot
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2021

29

Jun

Rihanna See Through Gay Pride Panties of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Rihanna just posted her box on instagram and I don’t mean the box she keeps her weed in, or the box she’d use to move into one of her many houses cuz girl is rich, I mean the traditional box, where she may actually store household items, or her weed, but that’s designed for other things…like shitting out babies…and penis-like-front holes…you know to be gender sensitive, this is for pride…

I can’t tell if I’m seeing pussy lip in the pride panties, but they look fucking sheer to me, and that’s worth celebrating because regardless of why Rihanna is rich and famous or how sketch her origin story is….I still find her and her billion dollar lingerie empire hot…and if she’s into posting pussy pics on social media platforms that won’t censor her cuz she’s important….I’m into counting the rings on her labia to see how old she is…isn’t that what you’re supposed to do to pussy pics? I’m old…out of touch….here’s Badgal Riri…being BAD.

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2021

29

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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We may be in an era where some people will argue that Science has been bastardized by the media over this whole pandemic during the last year and half….

We may be in an era where experts aren’t actually experts…but actual experts are being silenced on social media…which whether you’re on either side of the conversation should be concerning…not necessarily on a freedom of speech level, but on a power of social media level…

I mean I’ve been censored off all the platforms since the dawn of my internet experience, so I’m well aware of censorship, and just accepted it as “They don’t want trolls being perverts or creeps on here”….and I knew that they had the right to police the narrative on their platforms that I was just a tourist on….by deleted DRUNKENSTEPFATHER and my smut is far different than deleting important people who have a different opinion on science than the tech platforms…who can selectively decide what is true and what isn’t because they own the minds of their members..

The truth is that all these people who were never deleted or censored off a platform get so mad about it, but they are the idiots…all of the members of the sites are the idiots…for not realizing that it’s not some free platform to promote themselves, if it is free, you’re the commodity…and if it’s free yet ZUCK is making billions a year…you’re the commodity…it’s really pretty basic…

That said, science can be manipulated by both sides of the conversation…there’s been science to prove sugar is the devil, that fat is the devil, that wine is the devil, and counter-studies saying the opposite…so science isn’t absolute…

BUT I WILL SAY when it comes to waist to hip ratio, the waist being skinnier than the hips, as a measure of sex appeal, is pretty absoulte….if you like boxy bitches, or big bellied bitches, you’re the outlier, not the norm…freak.

Here’s some girls showing ratio you can’t trust cuz there’s an app for that…but I’ll believe what I see and pretend it’s real, I mean it makes life more pleasurable.

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