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2021

16

Jun

Nina Agdal Got Them Titties On of the Day

Nina Agdal has been a pretty unimpressive model from my perspective, not for my standards, because I have no standards. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’ll stick my dick in anything and you don’t even have to dare me….assuming you can manage to find it…

Point being, I thought her fitness was alright, but her big facial features that made her look creepy as shit didn’t really outweigh that and I assumed she knew she had pulled off a scam and couldn’t believe her own hype…because there was a level of hype around her…I mean she did SI…just like Chrissy Teigen…probably at the same time as that pig bitch wallet fucker….

But I guess wallet fucking is one of the requirements the SI models have in their fucking application form, because it’s a launch pad for sugar babying on a higher fucking level, not a higher level of consciousness, nothing is promoting that now that they want us all dumb fucks….but on a higher level because it allows them to get fucked by athletes.

Anyway, overrated, believes her own hype, not that hot or not…she’s starting to grow on me, even though she’s in her mid 30s, because she does fitness and I hate fat chicks, so anyone promoting fitness to end fat chicks is a fucking hero.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.


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2021

16

Jun

Weed Girl Wednesday of the Day

It’s WEED GIRL WEDNESDAY to remind you that many girls who look like they smoke a lot of weed, all snacked up from the munchies and lazy in front of the screen, but not too lazy to capture their best possible weed themed content knowing that fringe models have a chance with fringe companies looking for dudes into weed and the girls who smoke it…it’s one of those find your angles, run with it, cuz we’re all pervert and the right ones will find you…

I appreciate these weed girls, even if I think being overly into weed in and of itself is pretty lame, it’s important for the activism to legalize it, cuz it’s barely a drug, it’s a fucking plant and it gets you barely high, relaxed, well rested, oftentimes focused and clear visioned…so fuck all the haters…

Yes, I am a drinker, but I can still think an organic barely a drug being illegal is just evidence that the government is not on our side….they control us and you shouldn’t forget that…fight for your right to party bro.

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2021

16

Jun

Daisy Lowe Cleavage of the Day

Daisy Lowe is Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter…or was before that dude went to the dude ranch and got Country for Blake Shelton who couldn’t full embrace his queer tendancies for obvious Gay Cowboy reasons, you know we can’t all be Brokeback Mountain….right Jake Gyllenhaal you faggot….so go for the best option, that manly bitch with cut abs who if you fuck up the ass the right way could be as close to vagina-less as possible.

Prior to the Cowboy, she was with a guy who had a thing for Trannies, shocking, naked Gavin Rossdale….

Gavin Rossdale on some of his early escapades knocked up a groupie as these people do and when the daughter was 14 she learned that she was the heiress to the BUSH empire, no not the beer, the shitty band that had a popular song called Glycerine, which was about the lube he uses when he fucks the trannies in his life…

Apparently, she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale semen inside her….AND IT STUCK…

Turns out that works out great for her career…she became a big titty model, now she’s an old big titty model who was, but the point is…the big titties…

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2021

16

Jun

Alexina Graham Bikini of the Day

Alexina Graham may look like she’s about to Irish Dance on your dick in some penis abuse fetish video, you know cuz of her red hair and fair skin that typically freaks me out because I feel that the hatred of Gingers has been something that has been around since the dawn of humanity, where cavemen would kill off the ginger thinking it was sent there from hell, maybe eating the ginger heart for their ginger powers and that hasn’t really ever changed since….it’s also the reason I think gingers have super retard strength because their DNA is coded to survive being left in the woods as babies….I saw WILLOW and I know how it is…

Anyway, this Irish Dancer who may not be Irish Dancer at all, since she’s from the UK….and has apparently worked for Victoria’s Secret cuz of her tits…because gingers, along with fluorescent pubic hair you can use to guide ships into port on a stormy night out in Glasgow…can have tits…and clearly this one likes showing hers…on instagram where Zuckerberg moonlights as a pornographer.

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2021

16

Jun

Amelia Hamlin See Through Bra and Panties of the Day

Amelia Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s daughter who as you’d expect is a bottom feeder in Hollywood, just like her mother…some Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree situation where Fame and Fortune and being followed and relevant is ALL THAT FUCKING matters in their money grubbing disgusting meaningless existence that no one seems to see as disgusting and meaningless because all these other narcissistic fucks look onto people like this as idols or as goals or would it be #goals because they are actually mindless idiots with no real intelligence at all…BUT AT LEAST THEY POST THE NUDES and SEMI NUDES like low level pornographers who don’t film themselves getting fucked, at least not yet.

This one is fucking a Kardashian affiliate, he’s either her handler or just a rich pervert with access and who understands her needs and wants…because a regular sugar daddy isn’t enough, she needs one who understands what being famous for being a talentless hack is about, since the Rina girls don’t got no marketable talents other than half nudes…and I guess what it comes down to is who fucking cares, I’ll still look at the half nudes.

Amelia Hamlin See Through Bra and Panties

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2021

16

Jun

Anya Taylor Joy Has No Ass in Fishnets of the Day

I have had this post cued up since May 26 and it got forgotten in the mix for obvious uneventful ass reasons…I assume that this is from SNL or some other lame as shit propaganda they’ve confused people into thinking is funny…where an Anya Taylor Joy in fetish gear isn’t enough to impress me…but that’s likely because she’s got no ass…it was probably fucked off her on her rise to super stardom….

I like skinny bitches, but I like skinny bitches who have asses…the no ass thing kinda ruins everything…what the fuck does she think this is, the 90s when hormones in the food werent turning everyone into weirdly shaped instagram bodies…get it together ANYA TAYLOR.

I’d post some current shit of hers, since this is 3 weeks old, but her current shit sucks, that’s what happens when you get that taste of fame and you’re making more money than expected, you forget to take slutty selfies to promote yourself to your fans…



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2021

16

Jun

Chelsea Handler Burns Her Ass of the Day

Chelsea Handler is rumored to be going on tour because she’s vaccinated and horny, which is the name of the show….which makes sense because girls are allowed to have wet pussies if they want..men aren’t allowed to talk about their erections because boners are perverted and symbols of oppression…just ask the girls who got Louie CK cancelled…not that I think any comedian shouldn’t be cancelled…they are all losers who don’t stand by their jokes, who are fame whore idiots, oftentimes one trick ponies who found a hook that worked for them, and they just consistently repeat themselves and their jokes and it’s all so unimpressive…especially now that they are scared for being cancelled despite having made stupid money in the lamest and easiest way….so their jokes aren’t progressive or interesting…its’ all woke shit pandering and they should be ignored…

Chelsea Handler was probably always horny, I would assume that’s how she got where she got, and her nudes for attention is a constant reminder of that, however, the horny may have only set in when she hit menopause, you know all that testosterone….

This is her shaking her ass from a mile away from the mirror and it looks alright to me…I mean when you’re a vain fake titty bitch with a dream to be a famous actress and you lower yourself through comedy and it worked, you might as well be naked on instagram to keep that broken dream alive…

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2021

16

Jun

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

Since I only have 2 stories, I’ve probably told you the one about how I was going to sell used panties on the internet and I had a whole system in place including a girl who was willing to wear the panties for a few days at a time, but also a production line that was going to use Glue Stick and canned Tuna oils to really bring it home, the missing piece, which has been a consistent missing piece since I started, was the hot chick who would pose in slutty selfies pretending to be the girl selling the panties, because the chick I had convinced to wear the panties was a troll…

Like all my ventures, it never happened because of the oppressive capitalist censors who didn’t allow me to sell panties on their platforms…so I ended up here with a blog…where every wednesday, like clockwork, I post girls who are pretending to be so turned on their soaked their panties, and maybe they did, but I can’t be too sure of it, it could just be faked, or other things like STDs…which makes it less hot than it could be….

I do these nude normal bitches trying to get ahead or get a thrill, despite them looking a bit too normal, because I hate celebrities and encourage the slut-ification of the world to continue…I don’t know where it will end up, but it seems like a fun way for humanity to demise!!

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2021

16

Jun

Biker Slashes Tire and Other Videos of the Day

Pugs are Ridiculous

Guy Showing off his Scooter

Fighting Floods

Long Road with Lots of No Parking Signs

Close Encounter with a Bear

Karen at McDonalds

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2021

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The voice of the internet no one listens to is how I should brand myself….because I feel like if I think I am important other people will and I’ll get that private jet money that these people with podcasts that I am sure suck but that end up making 50 million dollars from evil corporations like SPOTIFY for the rights to their podcasts because they are trying to by “cool”….it’s a pandemic people…I need a private jet…

Speaking of Pandemics, have you seen the clip of a castrated Colbert showing his true colors and allegiance to China, when John Stewart came on and called out the virus being created in a lab….I didn’t realize that people were still pretending it wasn’t…even though anyone with a brain knows it was from a lab….and instead they are trying to politicize it…like true liberal democrats who aren’t about freedoms at all can’t accept that they were lied to by the media and the government they trust blindly….it’s conspiracy theorists who think logically…that’s why….anyway, clearly, Colbert and his overlords at CBS don’t want to upset CHINA because all their movies they sell to the Chinese market make too much money for them to say something that could piss them off…even if it is true…so instead they will lie to you…the people who trust them blindly…

It’s not a political thing people, it’s a human experience issue, if COVID was created in a lab, leaked, and for a year the guy on government payroll who is supposed to work for you, lied to you….you should be mad….it’s not a white supremacy issue…it’s a human fucking issue….

Speaking of the invisible white supremacy that is the biggest threat on America according to your government, even though no one sees it, I saw an article about a Canadian THEY who happens to be black, being brave enough to take on the wine market, by opening a wine boutique against all odds because according to her black people aren’t in the wine business….sounds like she’s the fucking racist….I am sure throughout the world there are black people who drink wine, make wine, know wine, love wine….and her own insecurities are not the white man’s fault…

Oh and I also saw that your insurrection, the biggest threat since September 11th, was rigged by FBI covert agents instigating the whole thing…which I called, maybe not on the site, but to everyone I know…it was an inside job…

The internet is the easiest thing to manipulate with some money, some power, even I’ve had viral moments…it’s all about the troll and they are trolling you fools to hate your country, to accept whatever they are pushing, and to give up your freedoms..

You should probably grow your balls back, be inappropriate, tell people trying to cancel you to fuck off, and go on with your life….this censoring of yourself, your opinions, your logic and rational thought….is fucking crazy…

Here are some morning links and yes, I know it’s not morning….but it’s morning to me….cuz of the hangover….you being lied to idiots….

Kylie Jenner Gets Sewn Up
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Alexis Ren in the Heat…Topless
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Heidi Klum’s Titties Out
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Chelsea Handler’s Bikini is Coming to Vegas
CLICK HERE

Ana De Armas is fucking a Tinder Exec
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Family Fighting Over Cotton Candy
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Draya Michele Tits in a Bikini
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Blowing Holes in Concrete
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Pink Floyd Vs Zuckerberg
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Are You Bored? Cam Girls!
CLICK HERE

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