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2021

24

May

Milf Monday of the Day

Since babies are likely going to be created in a lab going forward, the idea of MILF will probably not be a thing, because there won’t be all that much excitement around a 45 year old woman who still looks good despite having 3 kids, because the kids were grown in a lab….you know they’ve already normalized the surrogacy thing…celebrities everywhere are doing it…why get pregnant and go through all that natural body function bullshit…when you can pay some poor immigrant 5,000 dollars to do it for you…it’s the stand in, the stunt mom, I mean they use your egg and partner’s sperm so it is still your kid and your narcissistic genetics can go on forever….it’s pretty fucking twisted but it happens and if you and your wife used a surrogate….instead of just not having kids like nature wanted…that’s fine…you gotta do what you gotta do….it just doesn’t change how fucking weird it is.

That said, these are MILFS, and the older I get, the younger the MILFS get, and despite being grossed out by childbirth, especially all those PANDEMIC babies from horny and bored people who don’t realize the future is fucking doomed, they are still young sluts to me, blown out pussies, exhausted from mom shit, taking the time to get naked on the internet for you…like the real heroes we need.

So take it in, MILFS before MILFS don’t exist anymore because making babies gets in they way of being porn addicted sluts…even if CLEARLY it doesn’t have to…I mean look at these babes.

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2021

24

May

Kendall Jenner Crop Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner represents a family that represents all that is wrong with society…

They fake their “hotness” and sex appeal, they built their celebrity off of porn, but instead of being cancelled, they got a hit TV show that I’ve never seen an episode of, but that I know fucking sucks…which allowed them to become the most irritating “Pitch Men” in the history of spokespeople who push shit you don’t need on the public…and they got very fucking rich in the process..

You know the Kardashians, you know they are evil and overrated, but masterful digital marketers….an d the only real redeeming Kardashian around is Kendall Jenner, which isn’t to say she should have ever been a “top model”…or that it wasn’t just because the family trained their audience to buy, so anyone who works with her convert sales, making her “pay for herself”….which in a world based on money grubbing is a good thing, people want to make more money…but in a world where I’d like to see more unique creative ideas put out there…rather than just idiots running after a paycheck..it’s all pretty fucking gross…

You see, even after they’ve made all their crazy money, they aren’t doing innovative things that progress society, they just do the bare minimum and I am sure they are responsible in part for the dumbing down of society…everyone trying to be an influencer….I just don’t understand how anyone subscribed to their bullshit, followed their bullshit, and tried to emulate their bullshit, whole buying all the bullshit they told them to buy…

HOWEVER, at least Kendall’s go that taller, skinny, less plastic looking body, even if everything this family does is face, except maybe for Bruce cutting off his dick, I think that was real….and fucking crazy.


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2021

24

May

Stella Hudgens Tits in a Swimsuit of the Day

Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens’s sister, but you already know that, since she’s strategically positioned herself as the sister role for the entirety of Vanessa’s fame, and now that Vanessa is having a second wind thank to starting to produce content for social media after she got dumped by her gay looking boyfriend you didn’t know she had for 8 years….no not Zac Efron..some other dude who is now cast as Elvis and using that position to fuck all the groupies…

Anyway, Stella Hudgens, the barely famous cuz she doesn’t do that whole acting or celebrity thing, she just has access to that world, maybe even lives with Vanessa, and knows all the important people in the scene…all without having to officially sell her soul, so she can just reap the rewards and spend her days showing off her bigger than Vanessa Tits…because she’s arguably the hotter sister…and everyone I know has a sister fetish, whether it’s fucking sisters at the same time, different times, or just hoping the hot sister fuck each other all the time….so celebrity sisters are a species of their own…and this one’s top tier..




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2021

24

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

During this pandemic, I’ve learned that I have a very unpopular opinion that healthcare, medical workers are some of the biggest pussies around…all whining about viruses and their jobs like they aren’t fucking trained and paid for this shit…only to get the media and the general public all hyped on them for doing what they consider hero work, which I don’t really think is always hero work, when you hear that a lot of the deaths were caused by the medical decisions and procedures being used..like VENTILATORS…so if anything the medical worker heroes are drug pushers and murderers…let’s have a parade for them….but what do I know…

Someone I know went into the hospital a few weeks ago for a leg injury, they ended up giving him two vaccine doses, he ended up having to get a blood transfusion, they put him on a vent, and after weeks of hell he finally died….I would argue that if he didn’t got to the hospital for his leg injury, he’d likely be alive….I’m not saying the vaccine did it, I am saying that I don’t trust doctors who are pill pushers trained to push medication on people…and I don’t trust the people creating those medications to keep people sick enough to keep their profits up…this in not philanthropic work…ask any doctor on his Yacht in Florida how much he gives a fuck about saving lives…they like writing scripts and misdiagnosing people on the little knowledge they actually have…but since they went to med school they think of themselves as gods….then there’s big pharma who RELIES on you being sick to stay in business….ask any Pharma company what their priority is….BOTTOM line revenues…it’s a business…

Point being…these medical workers the media want you to think are heroes, and maybe they are, but not necessarily for their medical work, but because they get naked on the internet to get attention, a release or money out of the people who buy into their whole medical worker hero status….where I buy into the medical workers being the sex workers of the hospitals..but what do I know…these ones are just being naked in selfies and it’s worth showing your support….

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2021

24

May

Jessica Lowndes Bikini of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is the Canadian I’ve never met, because she left Canada to live out the American dream like a migrant child at your border being human trafficked….through TEXAS to NASHVILLE…the way nature intended….if she stayed in Canada, I am sure I would not have met her anyway, because I don’t go to the yearly Maple Syrup party they send all citizens to attend like it was a QUARANTINE HOTEL…..

She’s from 90210 the New Class….she only does Hallmark movies now…but in the process of being famous, or having some level of fame, which is a hilarious concept since celebrity is fucking lame, lacks soul, lacks vision, and these people who play “celebrities” are typically boring as fuck…but in being famous, having that celebrity budget, she’s managed to buy some tits that she’s showing off in bikini for you….32 and wanting you to stare at her bikini body…reduced to some OnlyFans girl despite having been on TV…because the agenda being pushed is BE SLEAZY….BE PERVERTED….BE HALF NAKED…it’s how these girls compete with each other for likes and follows making us all the winners because there was a time you had to wait for LOHAN to go on a beach vacation to see her in a bikini but nowadays…it’s half naked ALL the time…what a good time for all involved….even the actress who is there to be a body, who knows likes mean money and relevance, even if they are the low hanging fruit likes of “I’m in a bikini”….keep on rewarding these idiots of half nakedness cuz I like the half nakedness…

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2021

24

May

Ashley Benson Cleavage of the Day

I don’t really find Ashley Benson all that hot, but who the fuck cares about what I think…

She looks a little doughy, maybe sloppy, like her vagina would be easy to fist due to a lack of musculature and potentially from her stint as a lesbian, since from all I’ve known of lesbians for the entirety of my life, is that they like to fist each other…you know romantics…that’s why they all seem so mad at the world….or did before everyone became a lesbian thanks tot he conditioning from their porno feeds….and the media who fucking loves anything LGBTQST…instead of just letting people be the pervert degenerates who fuck whatever we want whenever we want…man, woman or object….they have to glamorize certain types of people who fuck certain types of other people…in what they call inclusivity but that I call segregation…

ANYWAY…she’s been riding her Pretty Little Liar fame for what must be 10 years….has huge following on social media so she didn’t have to do much work to get paid…and in the last few months, the big tits, who has always had big tits, have been looking far more fit, far more hot and because of that, she looks like she’d far more challenging to fist…you know just a tightening up that looks good…

Here’s some of her cleavage…

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2021

24

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Butthole on The Beach of the Day

There’s this old expression that my granny used to say the went like this – “ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG”….ok so my granny never used to say that, but she did say “You can’t rape the willing”….while raping me…so there’s that…Asshole Behind Thong is more my WEEKLY ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG ROUND UP POST where I’ve told you everything I possibly can about assholes behind thong….since I don’t expect you to read it, since people don’t read and I can’t really write, I’ll summarize here….

People love showing off their assholes, like people like being shown assholes, and the thong, thanks to a design flaw, or a design win, is too think of a fabric to cover the asshole, so the modest leave her panties on kind of girl is basically still able to show the ridge or rip or shit stain of the asshole just by positioning themselves in the right way and it feels so natural, not slutty and amazing to us asshole lovers

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Swim veteran who only retired in the last few years, but still looks good, still has that older model body, and she stays fit playing Volleyball like you’d expect tall ladies to do in California…

Her swimsuit, a one piece, is cut in a way, that I am pretty sure I see her fucking asshole, and am always up for model asshole on the beach, discreetly showing asshole, while likely realizing she’s showing asshole, it’s just less obvious of an asshole flash, seems more organic, natural and authentic…and I’m into it..


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2021

24

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I know that no one gives a fuck about this site or what I have to say. The old expression of if you keep on doing something and expect different results you’re crazy, meaning that no one’s ever given a shit about this site or what I have to say….

I am sure that with all my anti-covid shit, saying it is a scam, that the Government can’t be trusted and that they are owned by big pharma, that the PCR tests don’t work, that it was created in a lab, you know the things EVERYONE should think is happening, instead of passively injecting themselves with medication that’s not proven, because they are TOLD to, or told they’ll get their freedoms back, and that those who don’t are RUINING it for everyone, which I’ve heard the whole pandemic and it isn’t fucking true…it’s not a “If everyone locks themselves in a basement for a year, COVID will go away” situation….so those who don’t lock themselves in a basement aren’t actually the problem, they’re just marketed that way…but yeah, I am sure with my constant questioning of what’s going on out there has made me FAR less popular…than the low level popular I was….

But I’ll keep doing it, keep saying it, I got nothing else to do as the sink keeps sinking….

So here are some MILKY TITS, a weird fetish, but one you will appreciate if the rumors are true and the next generation of children won’t exist because of all these people mass sterilizing themselves over a virus they’d likely survive…

So I like when women breast feed in public, cuz I get to see their tits, it’s like a bonus at the coffee shop….Oh a MATCHA LATTE and TITS…how lucky we all are…but it’s not something I’d google to jerk off to…because the natural function of a titty, which is sustaining life for a baby, is not erotic…so keep your damn milk to yourself…unless it’s in public to give us all that added bonus for leaving the house…

I don’t know what the motivation in all these is, but TITS be SQUIRTING milk, invite these girls to your bunker, they’re better than trying to get a cow into your bunker, plus you can fuck them more efficiently and less weirdly….so MILKY tits may not be the FUTURE thanks the “JAB” but they should be the future for your bunker if this Apocalypse thing ever gets started….

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2021

24

May

Girl Getting Nose Hair Waxed and Other Videos of the Day

Canadian Road Rage

What in the Chem Trail is this Cloud

Ceiling Fan Close Call

Karen Throws Dog Shit at Cops…

Can Releases Balloons

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2021

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t pay attention to the news, but I hear that COVID is basically over, it has been basically confirmed that it was created in a lab, that the PCR tests don’t work, that it was always about the vaccine and not about the virus, that the healthy needed to be quarantined to protect them from the truth….

We’ve learned that fact checking on social media, which never existed before COVID, is not actually accurate and decides for itself what is fact and what is fiction, and because of that….we don’t get the full story…the data is rigged, the system is rigged…because people like being controlled, bribed, part of the conversation, told they are part of the solution….they feel important..

We’ve learned that on an international level, corporations are more powerful than the government and can literally get away with murder for the sake of profit…not that we didn’t already know that..

We’ve learned that people are fucking pussies, who don’t have minds of their own. They don’t look at data and manage their own risk….they seem to forget that there’s 10000 other ways you can die besides some virus…there are COUNTLESS viruses….

It’s funny that AIDS didn’t stop people from fucking, they rolled the dice, but clearly this virus was scarier than aids because the way to mitigate your risk wasn’t from giving up sex…not that people still have sex…They like being home to stream, or able to shop amazon and fund CHINESE manufacturing…they like having no more communities…they don’t even like to fuck, they prefer paying bitches for cock teasing nudes like a bunch of CUCKS….

But their “sacrifice” is being in lockdown..they like being broke or unable to conduct business…or they like that all their investments are at an all time high, their shitty 150k property is now worth MILLIONS…how does that happen….who fucking knows, but it happened….

I saw a couple with double masks and surgical gloves walking in a park this weekend, I thought to myself that dude’s wife had him by the balls, no man would ever be such a fucking wimp unless it meant appeasing their woman who would otherwise cause them more grief if they didn’t go along with it…

I always thought the point of being a dude was to do dumb dangerous things without putting much risk aversion into it….that opinion has changed….

BUT at least women are at an all time level of SLUT….they wear sheer, skimpy, tight clothes out in public, so that I can see their assholes through their pants without even asking permission….it’s not sexual assault if it’s being gifted to us in their outfit choices…not that looking at a girl in skimpy clothing is ever sexual assault…even if she doesn’t like it because you’re not the target audience for the outfit…

It’s the funny trade off these narcissistic bitches have to deal with is getting ready to go out, to be their sluttiest, she’s putting effort in to look as hot as she can, in the event the paparazzi is there to capture her and put her on their blog…..at least that’s the attitude….since no one gives a fuck about such a low level nano-bot-influencer….but they forget that the majority of the people who will see the outfit, will excited by the braless big tit in a wife beater that has been altered to be a sports bra…full tit exposed…and they are the people they don’t want to be excited by the outfit…and thus leaves them feeling gross…”stop sexualizing me”….

STOP SEXUALIzing me and click my damn links losers…

Valerie Loureda Shoot her Booty with her Cast On
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Brennah Black for Eats Looking Hot Eating Cake
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Slutty Girl Forgets how to Wear Heals
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Ben and J.Lo Don’t Care that You’re Watching
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Megan Fox Trying to Go Viral at the Billboard Awards in Some Slutty Old Lady Outfit
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Skier Falls Hard…
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Singer/ Actress Jana Kramer Big Cleavage.
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Wintergatan the Most Hipster Instrument in the World…
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Just a Bee Keeper and his Massive Swarm
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Golden Retreiver Loves the Mud Bath
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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