Sydney Sweeney and her ROCKING TITS can’t help themselves from being a fetish, so it’s only natural that she’d dress up in her spare time as a SLUTTY pirate for no real reason, other than to continue being a fetish….
What Sydney Sweeney doesn’t realize is that dressing up as a pirate is pretty offensive to a lot of Somalis out there, but also to all the ethnicities of the Caribbean who were negatively impacted by piracy in the 1700s…
You know, Pirates obviously participated in the slave trade and were racist and that’s OBVIOUSLY what Sydney Sweeney in Key West is all dressed up to celebrate.
CANCEL PIRATES FOR DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION, TEAR DOWN ALL THE PIRATE STATUES AND THROWOUT ALL THE PIRATE COSTUMES…
Sweeney, who is seen as one of the top actors of our time thanks to having big tits and being very popular, so big the tits that made her popular, that she doesn’t actually need to know how to act and has been called out on how bad of an actor she is, and how if you look past her tits, how average and dopey looking she is…is in Key West.
She’s taking the whole being on a boat in the Southern most point, as Caribbean as she can be, so she’s all fucking lame and theatre kid about it, making it into some obnoxious themed costume party bullshit that she’s committed to.
Can’t they just wear bikinis like normal big tits on a boat of instagram…
Luckily, her pirate antics weren’t all she shared, she also did some Kite Boarding and managed to get up, lettin’ her rip….so that may not make us forgive her for celebrating the rape and pillaging of racist slave trading pirates, but I wasn’t all that mad about all that anyway….just wait til she levels up and dresses like a Plantation owner when she’s in Louisiana next….then people will be actually mad.
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