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2024

28

Feb

Emma Stone’s Viral Sex Scene of the Day

Emma Stone mom bod, loose belly skin, unimpressive and sad tits…are pushing her limits as an actress by doing sexy scenes….giving her nerd fanbase a glimpse of what she may be like when she does sexy sex, all performative and in character or some shit…

As someone who doesn’t think Emma Stone is hot, who think Emma Stone is a marketing scam…she’s got a lisp and is still a fucking actress, that’s weird…if I’m casting anyone, the motherfucker will know how to speak like a human, not a big saggy tongued 2 year old…

But as someone who doesn’t like Emma Stone, didn’t find her hot in her younger and more hype years, I can safely and with confidence say, I’ll still look at her tits or sexy sex scenes, despite them not being sexy, because it’s the most interesting shit she’s done…

I don’t think her sexy sex scene is hot and I do think she’s old, weathered and boring, but when a bitch decides to go for the Oscar with sex, I endorse it because it’s better than listening to her talk…

Fucking is better than retard speak.

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2024

28

Feb

Olivia Wilde Titties for Fashion of the Day

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I guess Olivia Wilde is sad and lonely in her life and feels like whoring a little, because she took advantage of being in Paris for Fashion week to pull her tits out in a way that was shameless and attention seeking, but that could be positioned as being for fashion…

So if Olivia Wilde tits are your idea of a good time, she’s delivered all you’ve ever wanted from her, all old as shit, desperate as shit, while being rich as shit because money isn’t the currency these people like, having guys like you, who they don’t like jerking off to them is the currency, so get to work with some mommy tits holding onto a dream and going viral for exposing themselves because the world presents it as brave, when we all know she’s just whorin’

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2024

28

Feb

The Fetish You Didn’t Know You Had of the Day

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Precious is pregnant with twins, not the all you can eat buffet, which means that at least someone out there has had sex with Precious and it seems like he’s really stoked about it as her climbs on her like she’s a Bouncy Castle from his youth….reliving those good memories…maybe he’s got the Precious fetish…because it is safe to assume that Precious is a Fetish and that someone out there jerks off to her in the Precious movie like it’s a porno….or maybe he’s using her, either way, he’s stoked on the twins and I would be too, twins are fucking cool.

But the fetish before us is Precious Pregnant with Twins….it’s a hybrid Precious, a leveled up Precious, it’s more Precious than a typical Precious fetishist can handle..

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2024

28

Feb

Polina Sitnova is the Instagram Of The Day

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Whenever you meet a POLINA….you gotta ask if you can stick your pole in ya…..by ya I mean her…because you’d be seemingly chatting with her when dropping those epic pick-up lines….but I understand the idea of you talking to a chick is so foreign to your experience….but if you do ever accidentally end up chatting with a girl and you don’t shit yourself or run away, and her name is Polina…you can use that line, she’ll love it…and then love you.

The chances of those stars aligning….pretty much zero…but we do what we can with what we are given.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know there’s this extreme unbalance in the distribution of wealth and that you, my fair reader, are in the top echelon of society, reading this from the villa with the servants sucking your dick, so it’s hard to really grasp that poor people exist….

But as a broke ass loser, I am totally excited about this snowball effect from the COVID years we pretend didn’t happen, where people are not able to afford shit, where their companies have gone broke, where they are no desperate and swimming in debt….

Because it makes the crackhead prostitutes a lot hotter….like they were once something in the system, not all that long ago, but here they are now, cup in hand begging for change all methy and disgusting in the face, weathered and soulless from the drugs, but wearing some not so old leggings, rocking a not so terrible ass, legs skinny from the starvation, still rockin’ teeth, not overly smelling of cat piss and feces and the whole thing makes for some exciting time….

When the collapse happens and the desperation goes from the internet to the streets, because they can’t afford their phone bill or internet shit….magic fucking happens…

Hot crackwhores….thanks to the economic collapse….a dream…so get on the streets and make your dreams come true…there’s a decently hot crackwhore new to the game in leggings with a hot ass out there for you too….

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2024

27

Feb

Is this Sydney Sweeney’s Leaked Panty Flash of the Day

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The thing with Sydney Sweeney, who is Hollywood’s sweetheart thanks to her tits, is that she’s got great tits….that she shows off in a lot of her movie roles because that’s what you do when you’re built like Sydney Sweeney and have a dream of stardom, or management that know how to game the system.

I think she’s likely the most exciting thing Hollywood has brought us in the last few years, but that’s probably because she’s hardly whorish in her day to day life, or at least in her public life, so it’s like she’s unleashing her inner whore for her movie roles, while maintaining some level of decency as a public figure….which is the way it is supposed to be…

If I was to jerk off to celebs, and a I don’t, I’d want it to be one of those high profile people who don’t get naked unless they are being paid to let the tits out, it’s less desperate in these desperate times….

So the thing about Sweeney, is that with tits like hers, or roles like the ones she gets, it’s hard to determine whether the selfie is of her flashing her panties, or of her in a movie flashing her panties, or her doing Euphoria flashing her panties, or if it’s just AI Sweeney, or some other girl with that eye disease flashing her panties with the same sized tits…

So much to think about, I’ll leave you to it…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

27

Feb

Have You Seen Kate Beckinsale Lately of the Day

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So, Kate Beckinsale has been called a vampire because of her lack of aging since Vampires don’t die, she’s from England where vampires have become the ruling class, except I guess some of them do die sometimes, you know getting sent back to middle earth where the belong….

When she was under 40, you could justify the whole Kate Beckinsale being vain, hot, starving herself, caring for her skin, committed to the cause and pulling it off…

But now that she’s 60, it’s more confusing, and obvious that either magic, witchcraft, technology, medical advancements, fillers, filters and fucksluts….or she’s a vampire that you’d let suck the blood right out of your dick, even if you knew it was the last time you had a dick…because even at 60 she’s good….and knowing she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up…sad to the K-Feds of us out here, but to the average child hater, it’s like her pussy is one big STD filled condom….you know biological birth control from being TOO old to breed, but not too old to fuck, unless she’s got osteoarthritis and she’s about to break a leg riding your shit, not that she’d be riding you if you ever got that far, which you won’t, it’d be more like her passed out somewhere due to low blood pressure or low blood sugar or some thyroid shit….giving you about all she gives in a fuck because she’s Kate Beckinsale and showing up is more than enough…

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2024

27

Feb

Lara Moreno is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know much about Lara, but then again I don’t know much about anything…..so that’s not saying much.

My initial feedback is tits…but after looking at her instagram, she seems to be a set of tits that loves to travel, rather than a set of tits that loves to be sold on the internet, so she pushes this whole travel thing on her public channel, obviously using the tits for followers and engagement, but she’s doing it in a “I’m just on a free vacation with my tits” and not a “buy pics of my tits” which is rare…

I assume she isn’t a titty vendor, but I shouldn’t assume that, she’s just smart enough to keep it off her link in bio so that hotels and brands hook her up with free shit…because sex work isn’t real work.

Clever marketing….or scammy manipulative sneaky lying tactics to get free hotel stays while actually making money through sex work that she doesn’t want to advertise to those people, but that is the foundation of her fucking existence…

I mean, to think an OF girl was scammy would be SHOCKING.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

27

Feb

Britney Spears Dance Specialist of the Day

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Here’s a little Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney’s body double for the sake of keeping her alive on social media, doing a little squat in the shit on your face dance position, before spazzing the fuck out, with possessed looking eyes, belly out, gyrating like a stripper on the wrong kind of meth, tits flying around in all directions, set to music that gives me an anxiety attack and I’m not even a sketchy pussy prone to anxiety attacks because I am a man….not a very good man and hardly an actual man, I just don’t have panic attacks like the mental health agenda wants everyone to have….but this video…it’s pushing me there as this one glitches the fuck out…

I’m a fan of whatever it is they are doing to Britney, knowing they are a calculated billion dollar media company makes it all the more interesting…

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2024

27

Feb

Kara Del Toro is Dyslexic Friendly of the Day

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As a self diagnosed dyslexic, because someone showed me the dyslexic font and I realized all that is wrong with my brain….

So I appreciate when Kara Del Toro, the big titty nobody instagram model produces content in her skimpy vagina hugging bikini bottoms, showing me some backwards lettering to speak to my soul….even though that shit hides her tits…which for the record are her best feature…but I’ll stare at pussy in bikini bottoms as hard as I’ll stare at tits when the tits are underwraps in accessibility friendly shirts for the retards like me.

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