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2021

18

May

Dove Cameron Fishnets of the Day

Dove Cameron

Power Puff girl Dove Cameron’s been a thing for a while, she’s a Disney Kid, so you know she’s seen some shit…because they don’t have the best reputation for being good to these child stars, which we can all blame the parents for, but where there’s money and power, there’s a lot of evil people who only care about getting ahead at all costs and little kids end up being the victims in the whole thing…whether they realize it or not because I am sure being a child star at the time of being a child star is pretty fun…money, all the toys you want, trips to amazing places…who cares about their wellbeing there’s money to be made and that’s not even factoring the perverts who are in the business of child entertainment because that’s their fetish…without that whole dark side of the industry…there’s still a ton of fucking damaging, abusive, manipulation that goes on….

ANYWAY….since I found out about Dove, which is not her real name, those are CULT tactics to get people to lose their identity….she was well over 18 and I didn’t know her as some child star, but the pictures I did see were always dark, uncomfortable, even with suicide watch vibes…so it’s safe to say that even as a live action Power Puff Girl….I am creeped out by her…but I guess a live action Power Puff Girl is creepy no matter who is involved..

SHE IS IN FISHNETS though and I guess that’s the point of this post…FISHNETS…and it’s not even FISHNET FRIDAY.

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2021

18

May

Madison Pettis Showing Ass of the Day

Madison Pettis is on some GIRL TRIP in Turks and Caicos with some brand that also brought out Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio and a bunch of other idiots to parade around in bikinis and have a luxurious good time for more money than you make in a year….and the good news is that thong bikinis were worn by Pettis, who is rumored to be a child star that you’ve never heard of, who had a pretty lame career in recent years, doing straight to streaming in the oldschool way, when NETFLIX would buy any piece of shit movie starring Eric Roberts for 100k…you know to give their subscribers shitty movies to watch for their 10 dollars a month….not the streaming of today which is basically the keep you locked in your house, we will feed you predictive programming to the comfort of your own home…like when COVID hit and for some reason there were so many apocalypse, pandemic, virus movies that were coincidentally created before COVID…I wonder how that fucking works…next up will be all UFO and alien movies you know since COVID doesn’t scare people anymore….point being…everything is manufactured, planted and nothing is real….but Pettis broke through all thanks to being case in Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand’s marketing and I think that’s a good thing cuz she’s got a hot body even if her legs look fucking distorted in these pics…she’s still in heels and a bikini like a proper stripper at a Vegan pool party….fun.


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2021

18

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too…and they need to be apprecaited, loved, told they are worthy, told they are statistically hotter than big tits cuz most big tits are fucking nasty on nasty bitches, while tiny tits come with tighter bodies…

And there’s no bigger threat to humanity ….Not the manmade viruses, no UFO sightings that the military claim they don’t understand, no food shortages, internment camps, vaccine passports, racism….and all the other things the media shove down our throats to terrify us and disrupt our days instead of letting us chill….than the breast implant…and I’m talking the bolt on, disgusting basketball stapled to the chest that NEVER needed to happen because girls are confused and this TITS get hits, which they do…I mean without tits Em Rata would just be a dog faced monster….and Kate Upton would be some fat chick with no tits….but the truth is there are many hotter women than both those vile cunts without the tits, who don’t need the tits, so let’s celebrate the tits…

They are a gift, much like when I woke up this morning and saw that a girl was for whatever reason shaving her pussy next to the dumpster behind my building…sometimes life gives you lemons, other times, it gives you a girl with a pink bic razor, literally shaving her cunt with her skirt jacked up behind a dumpster….and that’s the magic that is LIVING…right?

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2021

18

May

RIP Motherfucker the Charles Grodin Edition of the Day

I don’t know if I killed Charles Grodin, or when his death was officially announced, but earlier today when doing the stepNEWS posts I ended up in a vortex of old Carson interviews and I watched this one, where he was asking Johnny if he cared about the guests….basically trolling Johnny in a weird way….

I recognized the actor and decided to do a GOOGLE search on him to see if their feud was staged, yeah, I have a life outside this site you know, where I watch old Carson interviews…and waste away on irrelevant outdated shit…

Anyway, I wanted to see how old he was, if he was alive, etc…and at the time (noon)…he was an 86 year old….

So at 12:30 EST – I was on his WIKIPEDIA – PROOF:

Then 30 minutes ago…I saw that he had died….and this happened after I looked at his Wikipedia page…..CREEPY….

Which confirms that I am either psychic, connected to a higher consciousness, or the internet algorithms control our world, and we all live in a fucking simulation….He was 86, probably got the COVID vaccine, but what the fuck…it’s a bit too weird of a coincidence to me…

So RIP motherfucker…enjoy wherever you go to after this simulation is GAME OVER…

I am legitimately freaked out by this…so I’m posting it…because I may have killed Charles Grodin….

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2021

18

May

Ali Larter in a Bikini of the Day

Ali Larter Bikini

Long gone are the days of the Ali Larter who was in the famous WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI scene in some shitty movie I don’t remember…because Ali Larter is old as shit…

However, her legacy runs deeper than just a whipped cream bikini because she got her start as a social experiment where the media created a celebrity…before you could troll on social media cuz as you can tell by this photo she’s old….it was the mid 90s and I’ve written, not that this is officially writing, but they are letters formed into words and words formed into some fragmented stream of consciousness we’ll call sentences….since I don’t VLOG…or PODCAST…this is how I communicate which has been really awesome since no one reads.

Anyway, I’ve “written” and I use that term lightly, about Allegra Coleman, the ESQUIRE MAGAZINE produced celebrity who they faked was in a relationship with David Schwimmer and that basically went viral because even in the 90s people were fools who believed what they are told…

I am all about creating fake celebrities, or people of interest, it’s a troll I appreciate…so by default I like Ali Larter for launching into the world that way….

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2021

18

May

Sara Sampario Highcut Swimsuit of the Day

I think it’s hilarious that Sara Sampaio is considered this hot, top paid, Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter bikini model, because she really isn’t that hot…from her average looking nerd face to her fluctuating weight body…you gotta ask who’s dick did she suck to get cast in the Victoria’s Secret empire’s Human Trafficking / Model ring….maybe as a fisherman’s daughter she understood swimwear better than the average..I don’t know…

I guess her looks don’t really matter as the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval allows these girls to make millions regardless of their looks, people just believe the hype and want in on the hype, including rich guys they usually end up getting knocked up by….

So here she is somewhere luxurious posing in her swimsuit and the highlight of it for me is the bikini line…you know nothing like a thin pussy covering to make the rest of her boxy looking body irrelevant, but that’s just because I am into pussy and staring at the pussy area thanks to not being gay…despite being confused for gay because what straight guy would do a site cutting into hot, overrated, overpaid women who think they are more than just a set of tits and ass…when they are in fact just a set of tits and ass…that’s why we’re looking bro.


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2021

18

May

Gabby Epstein Does a Titty Dance of the Day

GABBY EPSTEIN is some hot bodied Australian living in LA, who I guess was trying to do the whole hot bodied bikini model influencer bullshit…and she managed to use that hot body to get her millions of followers….makes sense to me…

I guess she wasn’t making all the money she wanted to make as an influencer, it’s competitive out there and girl’s have bills to pay, crypto to invest in, and are running a timeline….so despite being hot bodied, living in LA, probably friends with other influencer chicks, probably friends with the marketing people at brands or agencies, she just wasn’t getting as much as she could out of life…or she’s just an exhibitionist pervert who figured being half naked on the internet is as good as being a cocktease on a pay site…and getting that money from the pervert fans who make up most of your following is far easier that making enough money off the advertisers who see you as just another chick with a ton of dude followers on the internet…

So she got herself a set of bolt ons and like most women I’ve met who got implants, decided it’s time to start showing the tits for money or for attention, to get some return on that titty investment…and despite the bolt ons, as I hate bolt ons in my core…but I’m not a trashy Australian living that American dream….I think she’s still fucking hot…

Now I don’t know if she was Epstein’s childbride he lent out to Bill Gates, but I do think she’s making the best of an unfortunate last name, thanks to SHOWING us them TITTIES….so if you’re the kind of guy who pays for nudes, go check out GABBY….I am not the kind of guy who pays for nudes…but I do pay for blowjobs,…which I don’t think is her hustle in this “CASH THE FUCK IN ON THE PERVERTS”….these girls are making STUPID money with these subscription sites and it’s one of those “Everyone has a Price”…situations where the brand safe are now the softcore pornstar…you do what you gotta do….

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2021

18

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants are pretty fucking ridiculous…at least the level of viral that tight pants have managed to achieve…and I know tight pants aren’t all that new…they were worn in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and today….I get that…but there was a time when laidback leisure wear was loose fitting, sloppy looking, and designed for periods…but now…it’s about showing the world your clit through your pants…

I tend to not leave the hose but when I do, I’ve seen more and more internet outfits, because I see the tight pants incessantly on the internet, which I useually just reduce to girls trying to get attention, to get followers, so that they can live their best Kardashian influencer bullshit virtual existence…you don’t look like that in real life you photoshopped bitch…your followers are real you fake follower buying bitch…but let’s ignore real life for this second life that is now the first life cuz no one cares to jerk off to you in real life….I think it’s called CATFISHING…

Anyway, I left the house, I saw the tight pants, it was pretty outrageous and I don’t really know how dudes aren’t jerking off to everything they see in public, but maybe they just go home to deplete themselves of all their testosterone, because these tight pants are outrageus…and these girls with their whole DON’T SEXUALIZE me…then why are you basically in a thin second skin for me to see your gateway to your soul…if you don’t want me to sexualize you…not to mention your LINKTREE in your BIO tells me another story…but I guess the hope is that everyone turns gay or is gay….they are working on the programming…but some of us old timers aren’t gay yet…so in that…we biologically CANNOT not SEXUALIZE you….losers…hot tight pant wearing losers…except when you’re fat…in which case you should learn that not all trends apply to fatties…even if they pretend they do on the internet…that crossover not’s a good one….

So here are some tight pants.

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2021

18

May

SUV is IN TOo Deep and Other Videos of the Day

Karen Running Over People in Parking Lot

Angry Great White

AN Important Dance

Girl’s Micro Bikini Try On Haul

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2021

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funniest thing about this COVID shit, besides it being a manmade created in a lab funded by your overlord, biological warfare measure of controlling the world….is that they are starting to lose people’s fear of the virus because they are starting to realize the PCR testing is bullshit, the number of cases are bullshit, the number of deaths are bullshit, and sure it’s a real virus, but it doesn’t kill that many people, and if you were to get it and die, maybe it’s just your time….but instead they quarantine the healthy for the first time in history they can….

But yeah, the funniest thing about the COVID thing is seeing TEENAGERS get a vaccine that’s still experimental because they see influencers, ads, celebs, push this shit on them for a promise of a safer tomorrow…when they’re already SAFE….but now they’ve got experimental medicine in them and are taking selfies like it’s cool…you’re fucking nuts…

I used to think the Kardashians were vile pieces of shit because they would manipulate their audience to buy shit they don’t need….I would think it was consumerism at its worst and that influencers were the devil version of an AVON LADY because most people don’t let the AVON LADY get into their headds….I never understood their ability to push product and I’d think “Damn, these people are crazy to do what they are told”….what happened to the “If everyone jumps off the bridge, do you” old saying we grew up with, to which I always said “Only if the bridge is on fire and only if I’m jumping first cuz it’s my fucking idea”…..

But now I’m realizing that the training of manipulating the masses into pulling out their credit cards was perfect for young healthy people to pull out their arms and take experimental meds…you’d think there would be more resistance, more people saying “I don’t believe you liars”…but instead…everyone’s sold before even being sold because they are just trained to do what they are told.

Unfortunately…they aren’t trained to give me what I ask of them, instead they get all mad when I ask for handjobs….sluts.

Here are some stePLINKS in teh MORNING…

Rachel Bush is Still Too Sexy for TikTok
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Kaia Gerber Talks Growing Up on Vogue…
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Cat Wants to Play Fetch
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Cynthia Gauthier Takes An Enormous Jump On The Monster Truck!
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Solveig Mork Hansen Nude and Blue!
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Canelo Alvarez Tied the Knot One Week After Crushing Billy Joe Saunders’ Orbital Socket
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Possessed Concrete Buffer
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Guy Solves Three Rubik’s Cubes While Juggling Them!
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iCarly staff responds to racism aimed at some cast
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Maria Kolkneva Showers with her Socks On!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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